Alexander 2004

What went wrong?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too large scope
    it should have just started with Philip dying and the conquest right away, considering just how vast it is. It tried to do both and it was a long borefest. The acting is all over the place, not a good movie for anyone involved tbh. They also butchered his kino speech and just made him a seething baby. His last stand against the elephant is fricking kino though
    pic related is an actual kino film with colin and hopkins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic since I'm fricking moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which speech? Ironically the new series starts with Phillips death and focuses only on the Darius campaign

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when they were in modern day baghdad, some men mutinied, because they thought he adopted too well to asian customs and were just fricking tired of warring. alexander gave a speech and the soldiers begged for his forgiveness and followed him forwards with no b***hing
        in the movie, this takes place when they are over in india i believe, and and alexander throws a fit, and the morale is ruined, completely butchering it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so tired of the modern world bros, imagine how it would feel to ride with Alexander, or be one of a million generals after him trying to emulate his glory. Instead, I'll just die on my desk making money for someone else. It's all a joke.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah being stabbed in the guts and bleeding out in a field on a sunny afternoon for another mans glory and riches instead sounds preferable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when they were in modern day baghdad, some men mutinied, because they thought he adopted too well to asian customs and were just fricking tired of warring. alexander gave a speech and the soldiers begged for his forgiveness and followed him forwards with no b***hing
        in the movie, this takes place when they are over in india i believe, and and alexander throws a fit, and the morale is ruined, completely butchering it

        ?si=onMUZ7ug2cPquGCq
        >tfw ywn

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too complex for normies.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    americans

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something went wrong? Oh we don't bandwagon American critics here.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like... right there
    >colin farrel
    >an oliver stone film

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Platoon was kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colin Farrel wasn't bad casting, and I say this as a Greek. At least he could pass for a northern Greek being as swarthy as he is. Acting wise he needed coaching though, and no Irish accent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand people having a problem with his Irish accent when in these biopics romans and greeks with british accents always get a pass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's simple, the irish accent sounds comical to anyone not irish.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Rosario Dawson performing that moronic dance. It does show the challenge of recreating a world about which we know so little. No one has any idea the kind of music they had or the kind of dances there were.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rosario dawson breasts, but no angelina jolie breasts.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it back then

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so final cut revisited is the best one right

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he saw the End Wokeness tweet complaining about the new new Netflix documentary because Alexander's bi in it, as if he wasn't bi historically and in Alexander 2004 as a result
    Same and I laughed so hard. Imagine not having seen this box office bomb for the cast and Rosario getting naked, even if you're very clearly severely uneducated on not only Alexander, but the Greeks.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    s

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares about this midget

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was about average height back then

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much skipping back and forth in time. I get they wanted to use Angelina Jolie as much as they could but a chronological format would have been fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the directors cuts is in chronological order

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oliver Stone is terrible director
    Irishman as Alexander The Great...what a fricking joke.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch The Final Cut.

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