Alexander - 2004

This movie was unironically awesome. Critics are fricking stupid.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alexander the Great
    >white

    Yeah ok bud.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Mr. Bot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's irish

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >irish
      >white
      Stupid american.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >Alexander the Great
      >Irish

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe not all of it, but the battle of Gaugamela is the single best battle scene in the history of cinema by far.
    And yeah, critics can be moronic, the hated The Thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thing is the worst edited film in the history of mankind. even with a surface level knowledge you can still easily notice the horrific failures in the most basic aspects of filmmaking. seriously the thing is a goof galore

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy high budget ancient/medieval kinos, even if they're flawed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need more. Much more.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie was unironically awesome
    No it wasn't. Terrible pacing, too much homosexualry, black Roxana, weird incest plot, Jared Leto.

    It's just poorly written and the narrative jumps around in a way that doesn't really make sense. It's over long and the casting choices were off. Particularly Angelina Jolie. She plays Alexander's mother and is practically the same age as Colin Farrell. Usually not a big deal but they made it really awkward. Basically Oliver Stone just shouldn't have been awarded such a potentially amazing project. It deserves no cult following, and is totally forgettable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered the post
      Pathetic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too much homosexualry
      *too little

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah. it was stock. like, insanely stock. surprised it was made by oliver stone, who was the kino machine up until that point. all the characters spoke the dnc/rnc political points from that era. anthony hopkins was awful

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was the villeneuve dune of that era - stock slop. generic in every aspect. safe slop, zero risk. committee approved cast. just an awful project all around the clock

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you dream, Cinemaphile!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHO SAID THAT?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Questionable. I think it kind of deserves it's meh reputation on a whole.

    It did experiment and do radical things. Most of which failed.
    >Focus on Alexander and his megelomania and larger than life persona in his during his own life as the real drama
    Probably the right thing to do, but wasn't that great in execution and not what people expected or wanted.

    >Portray Alexander as a big gay boy and talk about his homoeroticism
    Too much for audiences then. Imo too much for audiences now because honestly Man x Man is innately gross to men. Daring tho.

    >Try to depict the Macedonians as slightly rustic barbaric outsiders by giving them irish accents and depicting your star Alexander with an Irish actor with strong accent
    Total failure even if it's smart on paper. I don't think anyone even got what was going on or cared. It made Alexander come off as a goof ball combined with his erratic emoting to show how tortured he is.

    >Alexander was said to have gold hair so here he dyes but it's ancient times so it's not perfect, plus indicates Alex isn't an Aryan god
    Bad dye job. Even more of a corny motherfricker

    It did have to legendary stand out home runs.

    >Rosario Dawson's boobs

    >The best ancient war battle possibly ever done in cinema

    So fricking good. I think only GoT rivals it.

    Alternative full version
    https://vimeo.com/11866824

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to counter many of your points until I got to
      >So fricking good. I think only GoT rivals it.
      GoT battles? realized here I would just be wasting time. Keep in mind, I do agree with you on that battle but your comparison makes me believe you have the absolute worst taste and are not worth interacting with beyond this.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jared Leto ruins yet another film by being homosexual

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a Cinemaphile chart for proper Action-Adventure kino? Antiquity, Medieval, Pirates etc. etc.
    Anything about more poetic times.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homo

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    35% audience, Rotten Tomatoes

    are they right??

    I've rented this and Fiddler on the roof, and I will watch them, anyway can I have some (you)s

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it Iraq war propaganda?
    >nooo we can't go home now we will build lasting harmony between east and west

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      classic

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better just read the manga Historie.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it too

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Colin Farrell for this role. The only thing they should did was give them American English Accents instead of Scottish.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is some atrocious casting.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The casting was almost as bad as Little Mermaid.

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