Alexander final cut

Am I insane or is this fricking incredible?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. You're just an idiot with bad taste.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the new nextflix gay crust """documentary""" is more to your speed

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you dream, Cinemaphile!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just bad. Misrepresents Alexander into some mopey cuck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everything we know about Alexander as a personality is entirely made up, since there isn't even a shred of writings about him surviving, written by people who had any interactions with him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In his introduction Arrian mentions how since there's no single source for Alexander's life, his story was kind of forgotten by the Romans. Meanwhile, Xenophon was extremely popular until now.

        I still need to finish Hellenica.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally everything we know about Alexander as a personality is entirely made up, since there isn't even a shred of writings about him surviving, written by people who had any interactions with him.

          I was always under the assumption that the stuff we got about Alexander knew people who wrote from contemporary sources, is this not the case? Don't bully me

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            With a lot of Greek stuff, there's usually a single authoritative source who recorded the history either from that same generation or from the following generation. The most famous ones, like Xenophon and Thucydides, took active roles in the event. With Alexander, he didn't have a single member of his cohort that recorded everything into a master narrative.

            We have to assume most of what we got from Arrian and Plutarch and the rest were taken from sources that had sources with knowledge at some point, but there's still a lot of mythology that gets worked in.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this makes me really fricking sad, they weren't able to compile stuff from various sources that were contemporaries of Alexander?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There probably were, but they were lost by Arrian's time at least. To me the sad thing isn't that we don't know more about Alexander, it's that there are probably countless episodes like his across the ancient world that we'll never know about at all.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >With Alexander, he didn't have a single member of his cohort that recorded everything into a master narrative.
              Ptolemy I Solder, who was also his successor, fellow general and historian. That all the secondary sources use as a primary source for Alexander the Great. Nice, try tho

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            usually you have to assume 2 things, stories that pass generations via broken telephone oral history or contemporary source was lost in library of alexandria but later sources were working directly off those lost sources

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of history is like that. The Bible was compiled over a century after the death of Jesus. There was no photographs, no verifiable documents. The Apostles were illiterate. How can anything be trusted? It's all apocrypha.
        Almost all of history is like this; even evidence like photographs were manipulated. History is revisionist, not objective. It cannot be objective without a time machine.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In you and others like you is this... what makes you so much better than them Cassander, better than you really are?

    Kino

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It Captured the zeitgeist of Greek supremacy fairly well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe in Hellenic superiority from the antiquated times.
      These days however, not so much.
      Massalia is one of my favourite Greek colonies.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oliver stone is a trash director who works for the cia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah alexander, snowden platoon, jfk and salvador are all solid films. Not amazing but solid.

      at least he isn't a one movie wonder hack like tarantino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tarantula
        >one movie
        >jackie brown
        >reservoir dogs
        >pulp fiction
        >kill bill
        nice try

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when Anthony Hopkins talks for half an hour at the end

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very obviously a labor of love. The starting speach by Hopkins still gives me Goosebumps and conveys understanding a time of greatness they had, but in the moment weren't able to identify, which is mostly normal.
    Val Kilmer stole all the scenes.

    At the time there was a parallel movie going to be made with DiCaprio and Baz Luhrman directing. I don't think it would've been better than this, but I wish it was made.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scene where Alexander and Jared Leto confess their love and hug

    Greatest love scene, no homo.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mostly a character study of Alexander and his close friends
    >Mommy issues up the ass
    >Val Kilmer elevating the movie to kino
    >Has only 2 epic fight scenes

    Alexander is pleb filter. People can't comprehend character study because they expected it to be like Gladiator, blatant reason to see blood and violence.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the soundtrack is

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Conquering the world because mommy said so

    What a weak cuck Alexander was. kek.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >conquers the world in order to NOT see her mom
      at least that's what I got from this movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both. She said to conquer the world because she killed his "stepather". Zeus conceived her.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Akthschually the director's cut (around 160 min) is the best version.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was great, I never understood the hate for it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People expected violence than actual character biopic. Alexander came after Gladiator and Troy. They expected epic war movie.

      Americans also hated it for the LGBT themes despite Greeks were degenerates. Ironic because Val Kilmer fricked someone in the ass and got killed for it. Based. It wasn't pro-LGBT at all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans also hated it for the LGBT themes despite Greeks were degenerates
        I clearly remember my uncle shitting on the movie because they had "made Alexander a homosexual"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell your uncle to watch King Phillip's death.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans also hated it for the LGBT themes despite Greeks were degenerates
        I clearly remember my uncle shitting on the movie because they had "made Alexander a homosexual"

        thing is this hollywood trope that the ancient greeks were gays is pure bs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So true bestie

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hearty kek at this insanely underrated bait
            feelsbad that since eternal summer started the average poster is a sub-100 IQ polBlack person or leftroony who can't appreciate good OC

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think the greeks had the right idea

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get that you've seen a youtube video by a subnormal with a speech impediment and now feel very secure in this belief but you're wrong.
          Hundreds of years of scholarship > dribbling sword youtuber

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >childhood is idolizing Alexander the Great
    >adulthood is realizing Phillip was the bigger chad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Philip laid the foundation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phillip understood to frick a Greek / Macedonian wife than an Asian mutt like Alexander did. Phillip also knew that they were the superior race than Barbarians. Alexander was evil as King Nimrod.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Philip laid the foundation

        Holy mother of normie take.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right. Normies don't even know who Philip is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Greeks are superior race and creates civilization
          >Persians and Indians are savages
          >Marry a Greek wife to improve relations with Macedonia and Greece
          >Rapes a man for quick fix

          >Alexander wants multicultural one world government
          >Fricks a mutt
          >Fricks a guy consensually

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Persians are savages
            Know nothing about the Persian Empire huh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are a fricking moron and watching 3 youtube shorts about the ancient greece wont fix it

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Conspiring to murder your husband because getting cucked by a younger Greek harlot

    Do women really?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the theatrical acting and speeches of Collin Farrel

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is baiting you into sitting through yet another shit 5 hour movie

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there more or less gay than the original cut?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much more

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its..okay. Farrell takes it down though. He's not good for the role at all and altogether wasn't a good actor at this point in his career at least.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    persian bussy must have been lit

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its alright

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're insane

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's kino.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jared Leto kinda drags the movie down
    But its a solid 7/10

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Angelina Jolie
    >Rosario Dawson
    >Jared Leto
    >and Sir Anthony Hopkins as Wild Old Man

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chaotic battle scenes, awesome score, a lot of the casting is very strong with great performances. Frick what Cinemaphile thinks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is babby's first war epic/biopic I can see why your shitty pleb opinion is this. But that's all it is. A shitty pleb with pleb taste opinion. It's absolute garbage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If this is babby's first war epic/biopic
        This is one of the better ones

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >invective
        oh no i've pissed off Cinemaphile's most badass balding 30 something virgin pseud.
        well do regal us with your picks oh wise one, we wait with bated breath.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually researches ancient armor, clothing and architecture
    >they actually have chariots, elephants and the Macedonian phalanx
    >battles aren't just two mobs of idiots without helmets and only armed with swords running into each other
    How the frick did this movie get made?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How the frick did this movie get made?

      Lord of the Rings. Same reason they made Troy and Kingdom of Heaven right around the same time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tolkien loves history
        >his work inspires multiple historical events to take place on screen
        based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what made Oliver Stone go the extra mile and how did he get away with it? Both Troy and Kingdom of Heaven are slop.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the Moot webm it's a good one

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just like the scene where the little boys are all wrestling in diapers. You sick frick. have a nice day metaphorically and physically

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How in the actual frick is Troy more well regarded than this

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably insane as frick. This is no Braveheart.

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