alfie

>Who the frick is Alfie?!?

>Anyway, this is it! The end of chapter 17. And, for the most part, end of the porn section of the comic. There will probably be a lil bit of nudity and sex in the rest of the story, but from now on I am focusing mostly on wrapping up the plot properly.

Dropped? Are you going to read Alfie for the plot?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking what plot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she going to frick Vera or not?

      Aw shit Alfie's about to go psycho mode.

      Yeah I'm tired of the drama in the comic, in the comments, and in Incase's personal life every time he decides he needs a break from his two page a week quota.

      >Are you going to read Alfie for the plot?
      If the plot went full fantasy on dealing with the goblin plague instead of the teen fanfic highscool drama bullshit I would.

      I might have been into it if it didn't feel like he was rushing things. Plus not having sex feels OOC for pretty much everyone but Cillain.
      >Hana will go out with just one sex scene
      >Alfie isn't going to have a gang bang or do it with any of the larger than human races
      Terrible I hope we can get short porn comics with the characters in the future. Has Incase even done any shortstack stuff outside of alfie recently?

      There was a plot?

      thank you, EU, very cool

      I would move to US if I were you incase

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, has incase ever done e-girl/shota porn?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the proposal has been criticised as technically infeasible. In Ireland, only 20.3% of the reports received by the Irish police forces turned out to be actual exploitation material. Specifically, from a total of 4192 reports received, 471 were false positives and at least 940 included IP addresses which didn't allow the police to pursue further
          >The European Parliament's study heavily critiqued the Commission's proposal. According to the Parliament's study, there aren't currently any technological solutions that can detect child sexual abuse material, without resulting in a high error rate which would affect all messages, files and data in a particular platform.
          the EU wants to implement China style mass surveillance that will, obviously result in a stupid amount of false positives, that will put you on the list anyway - because the "why wont you think about the children" is just an excuse

          drawing short stacks is just asking to get hit by this point

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can't imagine this being a problem. At worst you get a knock on your door and then what? They realize you're a weirdo but not an illegal weirdo and frick off?
            Or are you saying InCase won't bother with the comic because of the potential hassle? I get the feeling it won't matter if he stops now anyway. This shit is linked to him for life. 17 years down the line they could be knocking, so what?

            Someone convince Incase to draw an alternate ending where Alfie and Vera frick

            With the kind of money he rakes in I wonder what a price would be for that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever amount it takes to see them do it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Can't imagine this being a problem. At worst you get a knock on your door and then what?
              You get up to 1 year in prison distributing porn to children.
              https://www.wired.com/story/germany-twitter-porn-police/

              To comply with the law, Incase would have to hide Alfie behind an age verification service (pic related). They keep records of your face and ID, log every porn site you visit, and sell the data to advertisers and government agencies. Both the EU and half of the United States is moving in this direction.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You get up to 1 year in prison distributing porn to children.
                Oh, finally.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depending on how they handle things, it can definitely lead to the government publicly alleging what's probably deemed one of the worst things you can do, then quietly dropping the allegations when there's no there there but you personally still have to deal with any fallout during and after when people don't hear the second part.
                And that's just trusting that this program's only problems are purely on the end of false positives rather than government workers being the mongs they are somehow leak portions of everyone's private data.
                So yeah most people don't want the most minor of inconvenience let alone one that could spin out so horribly that it'd ruin your life.

                Seems intimidating at first. But with the power of the porn industry I can't imagine this tech would be wide spread. The guys making money off of major sites wouldn't want to lose that kind of traffic. Maybe i'm being naive though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >power of the porn industry
                dude, you are very naive if you think that power hungry bureaucrats, thinking that they are the chosen people deserving to lord over the whole continent, will care

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If these all powerful continent rulers wanted this it would already be done. I remain unconvinced.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is literally being done right now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A proposal for the implementation of something that they don't have the tech for which would put even more strain on an already strained group of governments.
                Look when I can't load up r34e621hubexhentaibooru123movies(DOT)edu/isis then i'll be convinced. Until then it's a hard whatever from me. The idea is intimidating, at least.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People like you will be spat upon in history books.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm gunna make it into the annals of history
                Spit on me harder future mommies!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A proposal for the implementation of something that they don't have the tech for which would put even more strain on an already strained group of governments.
                Look when I can't load up r34e621hubexhentaibooru123movies(DOT)edu/isis then i'll be convinced. Until then it's a hard whatever from me. The idea is intimidating, at least.

                This thread is about fat tiddies not the ubiquitous surveillance state.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So why are you posting about the ubiquitous surveillance state ITT then? Check and mate.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depending on how they handle things, it can definitely lead to the government publicly alleging what's probably deemed one of the worst things you can do, then quietly dropping the allegations when there's no there there but you personally still have to deal with any fallout during and after when people don't hear the second part.
              And that's just trusting that this program's only problems are purely on the end of false positives rather than government workers being the mongs they are somehow leak portions of everyone's private data.
              So yeah most people don't want the most minor of inconvenience let alone one that could spin out so horribly that it'd ruin your life.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Can't imagine this being a problem. At worst you get a knock on your door and then what?
              You get up to 1 year in prison distributing porn to children.
              https://www.wired.com/story/germany-twitter-porn-police/

              To comply with the law, Incase would have to hide Alfie behind an age verification service (pic related). They keep records of your face and ID, log every porn site you visit, and sell the data to advertisers and government agencies. Both the EU and half of the United States is moving in this direction.

              Depending on how they handle things, it can definitely lead to the government publicly alleging what's probably deemed one of the worst things you can do, then quietly dropping the allegations when there's no there there but you personally still have to deal with any fallout during and after when people don't hear the second part.
              And that's just trusting that this program's only problems are purely on the end of false positives rather than government workers being the mongs they are somehow leak portions of everyone's private data.
              So yeah most people don't want the most minor of inconvenience let alone one that could spin out so horribly that it'd ruin your life.

              all power to the EUrocrats eh... do you remember when the EU was supposed o be liberal and about free trade?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except none of his content is child related afaik. They are very obviously adults. I say that only having looked at a few of his 'futa' ones. Also US Federal Law 1466A also states that it isn't allowed because it is 'Obscene'. Not that it'd be likely to be prosecuted but still.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Except none of his content is child related afaik.
          yeah well

          >the proposal has been criticised as technically infeasible. In Ireland, only 20.3% of the reports received by the Irish police forces turned out to be actual exploitation material. Specifically, from a total of 4192 reports received, 471 were false positives and at least 940 included IP addresses which didn't allow the police to pursue further
          >The European Parliament's study heavily critiqued the Commission's proposal. According to the Parliament's study, there aren't currently any technological solutions that can detect child sexual abuse material, without resulting in a high error rate which would affect all messages, files and data in a particular platform.
          the EU wants to implement China style mass surveillance that will, obviously result in a stupid amount of false positives, that will put you on the list anyway - because the "why wont you think about the children" is just an excuse

          drawing short stacks is just asking to get hit by this point

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she going to frick Vera or not?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The great thing is that we can all stop reading and just pretend that mother-daughter threesome finally happened.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aw shit Alfie's about to go psycho mode.

        Yeah I'm tired of the drama in the comic, in the comments, and in Incase's personal life every time he decides he needs a break from his two page a week quota.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's closer to tossing her off that balcony.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no more porn. It's just going to be arguing and drama for the last bit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We were denied the greatest sex scene ever!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Closest we'll ever get to that is fanart like this one. Had to crop out the naughty bits. Artist credit goes to moisesgrafic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine that but in Incase’s style

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    samefaceslop

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember way back when the story was still ih the hobbit village that there was sketches and drawings of what was clearly Goblin Vera, Alfie, and Melly where the implication that loose halvins get corrupted into bawdtier goblins. That's what the story should've been, loose halvins embracing goblin prostitutedom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sketches and drawings of what was clearly Goblin Vera, Alfie, and Melly
      Pics or it didn't happen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >s clearly Goblin Vera, Alfie, and Melly where the implication that loose halvins get corrupted into bawdtier goblins.
      Gobs didn't exist in the story back then. That was just Incase's sameface problem acting up, it was way worse back then.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, this is a porn comic first and foremost. This whole time we have been reading about people fricking with a bit of drama sprinkled in the move the plot forward for more sex scenes. I am not invested in the story of clearly disgusting people and Thier struggles. I am interested in jerking off to them fricking.

    Incase you are not some genius that's able to bait people in with porn and have them stick around for the story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Incase you are not some genius that's able to bait people in with porn and have them stick around for the story.
      This is pretty funny because people use to swear by Alfie being one of the better written webcomics even without the porn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's part of the problem here, the expectations for this little porn comic just skyrocketed oyt of nowhere and got way too many eyes on it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then Cillian's backstory was revealed and it never recovered since.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was such a buzzkill. We were all having some good horny fun but the whole damn thing to stop to let us know the hunkiest dude in the comic isn't that horny and won't be getting on the fricking fun.
          What a colossal misstep.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said it last thread, Incase is rushing to the end and sex would just add pages. This chapter is perfect example now he has been taking the stairs two steps at a time
    >Getting kicked out of caravan solved immediately
    >Friends have already gotten over Alfie manipulating them again
    Alfie went through her prostitute arc in record time
    >Change her name, look, and fricked one guy before getting bored
    >Got mad at Vera, and planned to use the gobs
    >Calms down before she even gets close to them
    >Lydia and Marco reconcile in one page
    The man is really done with this comic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only thing he's doing where the fanbase will murder him for shoving his homosexualy futa obsession into it, no wonder Incase hates it now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now if only they'd do the same for his NTR-homosexualry.
        Seriously, Incase has two kinks.
        Futa & NTR.
        Soon as you notice them being shoved into everything he does you can't not-notice it.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incase I know you posted this, listen, you don't know whether or not inspiration will strike at a later date, do you? No? Why pidgeonhole yourself with these announcements? Why disrespect your muse?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you going to read Alfie for the plot?
    mystery boxes are not a good form of storytelling incase, you total homosexual
    also the sex scenes and the art style went to shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >also the sex scenes and the art style went to shit
      I think the art in improve but yeah the sex hasn't been as exciting. The alfie/Marco montage is one of the best and Alfie/Melly is easily the best Lez scene. I really liked the second Vera and cillian one though. The scenes aren't as porny as the used to be. Like if you look at non alfie work, there is cum all over the place, facials, showing in tongues, leaking out. Comparatively Alfie has been far less performative in recent years.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might have been into it if it didn't feel like he was rushing things. Plus not having sex feels OOC for pretty much everyone but Cillain.
    >Hana will go out with just one sex scene
    >Alfie isn't going to have a gang bang or do it with any of the larger than human races
    Terrible I hope we can get short porn comics with the characters in the future. Has Incase even done any shortstack stuff outside of alfie recently?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you going to read Alfie for the plot?
    If the plot went full fantasy on dealing with the goblin plague instead of the teen fanfic highscool drama bullshit I would.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plot? That's what he calls it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a plot?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He butt isn't that good at all.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is tho

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meaty

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a plot?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for the most part
    What did he mean by that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's become more bawd than woman

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never read Alfie for the plot, I'd just keep hitting the next page button till I got to the next tit, ass, vag, or dick, jerk off and proceed to forget the comic exists for the next few months till I get horny for it again.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alfie gonna try and seduce Cillian?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it's not gonna be porn.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The man is going to puke on the next goblinoid that jumps on him.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But thise breasts are just begging for a titfricking.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Social anxiety
            breasts are not important

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >breasts are not important
              NOOOO!!!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why's she a goblin? I haven't read this in like 5 years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically burned all her bridges in the caravan.
      Decided frick it and partied with the goblins.
      She's gone full native at this point even go the extra mile to green face.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's doing goblinface. The goblins are all moronic sex-crazed buttholes so she's found her true people at last.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a makeover done to make Alfie look like a Goblin.
      Cruel irony that is the sexiest Alfie look ever but we won't be getting anymore porn.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Alfie’s progression from havlin to goblin give me 177013 vibes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goblins gave her a makeover, Alfie went "yeah, I like it actually."

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read it for the corruption of alfie!

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That last panel has some “frick me, mom” eyes

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Came for the porn (multiple times, mind you), but I stayed for the backstory. Even though this is ultimately about Alfie, I'm more concerned about Hana, Lydia/Marco, and girly Alduin's side-stories.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dropped? Are you going to read Alfie for the plot?
    Sure why not? I've stayed this long.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is some helpful anon going to drop the 17 chapters in a mega or point to where I can get a zip?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone has the full comic. Even E-hentai has it split into chapters. Plus 17 just ended.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw the bad end where Alfie gets into a fist fight with Vera and goes full prostitute mode ends up being more entertaining than the non nude melodrama heading our way

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even most hentais have some amount of drama. Case in point, pic related.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank goodness that had a happy ending

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That ending where it all turns out to be a JAV being made in setting and all the actors are just chilling between takes
          It's really saying something when you say 'Even ShindoL wanted a happier ending on this one'

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's bull. If he wanted to, he'd give it one.

            i love how so many people accept the jojo intervention as real.
            it was well done

            More like people wanted a break from the misery so they accepted it as the better outcome.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah, that's bull. If he wanted to, he'd give it one.
              Anon. He's the one that drew it. You silly billy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i love how so many people accept the jojo intervention as real.
          it was well done

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone convince Incase to draw an alternate ending where Alfie and Vera frick

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey what comic is this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alfie by Incase

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick this is still going?
    last I read was when she was with that goat lady in that red forest

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we go back to talking about Alfie and Vera fricking?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something else that is never ever going to happen ever? I've been wanting it for literal years at this point. InCase just needs to take a break or some shit. He's been over this comic since "brain problems". Eh, but it makes money. It's too bad the majority of fans are homosexualS and QUEERS who don't know what real art is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still have some hope for it happening

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now if only they'd do the same for his NTR-homosexualry.
          Seriously, Incase has two kinks.
          Futa & NTR.
          Soon as you notice them being shoved into everything he does you can't not-notice it.

          THAT'S IT! Alfie NTRs Cillian with Vera after she drinks a potion that gives her a massive horse wiener! ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THIS SHIT

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, I can definitely see that happening

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow the incest gay is into ntr. I’m shocked.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It can be hot

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will say this. Both Alfie and Vera have the most satisfyingly fat breasts. Like there's plenty of fat breasts in porn but they specifically make me wanna reach through the screen and grab 'em

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How fat are they?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real hefty badonkers. Some chunky dobonhonkeros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that fatness it's the MEATINESS of them. They have HEFT to them. Real WEIGHT in those knockers.
      Good God just give me five minutes to knock those things around.

      Wow the incest gay is into ntr. I’m shocked.

      Considering most of the high quality shit coming out of japan is NTR i'm surprised more people havn't at least begrudgingly accepted it. But yes, the idea of fricking someone elses chick is hot. Even if I do despise adulterers. I enjoy my fiction fictionally, thank you very much.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Especially if it’s her mom

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The opportunity to get rough with Vera's milkers....

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alfie probably loves getting rough with them

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what shitty designs, they don't look like medieval goblins

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a halfling doing gob-face, please understand.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't that a critical role character? Which one is the original?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanted one more proper arc of elf twink getting fricked.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I'll stick around for the sake of "let's get 'er done."
    Still, would prefer it end steamy. Sunstone managed to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incase is really missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coomers wanting Alfie and Vera to frick already even though they get to have fan service of all types 99% of the time
    This is Alfie level of stupidity and considering the story depicts Alfie as a wanton c**t it’s no surprise people who condemn her also think just like her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I want that kind of fan service

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orgy, NTR (snake lady arc), threesome, futa, lesbian, gay, etc
        All that and the one stable, functional, healthy relationship in the series and people want to torch it for a fix they won’t even remember.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t have to be canon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you wanna draw them fricking outside of incase canon that’s fine, but begging him to make it so in the story is moronic, these people wanting it aren’t starved of fap material nor they can’t find or make it themselves, so pampering them by ruining the only few tolerably sane characters is like giving a rubber duck to a kid sitting on collection

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’d still be nice

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just want to see Alfie and Vera kiss

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