Untrue. They're so smart that they don't feel the need to listen to humans, so they come off as dumb and disobedient when in reality they're so smart they don't need human approval. Poodles are the same way.
The least intelligent dogs are the retrievers, God love em.
They can't figure out food puzzles when they're starving either. People just love them too much to admit they're dumb as frick and they don't listen because they're so fricking dumb
Just the opposite, friend. The noble chihuahua must rely on its cunning intellect in the absence of raw strength. Basically, the chihuahua is sure to win because of its superior intelligence.
>*xenomorph rips apart a human* >*Jonesy looks at camera* >ME-OUCH...that's gotta hurt, I don't care what galaxy you're from
did anyone else think this scene was a bit weird?
Its the only scene where the cat talks
Mhm, so some people just want a subservient animal to do their bidding, that's one way to look at it, Or...
They want a visibly loving animal that clearly communicates it's emotions.
That's the hallmark of a dog for me and many people
>ascribing humanlike intelligence and emotions to animals who think about nothing but sex and where their next meal is coming from
Didn't know Lovecraft was a midwit
moron who knows nothing of animals, probably a sociopath.
Mhm, so some people just want a subservient animal to do their bidding, that's one way to look at it, Or...
They want a visibly loving animal that clearly communicates it's emotions.
That's the hallmark of a dog for me and many people
>ascribing humanlike intelligence and emotions to animals who think about nothing but sex and where their next meal is coming from
Didn't know Lovecraft was a midwit
He didn't want to discuss the bonus situation.
This isn't reddit, you can't earn upvotes.
The average cat has the intelligence of a chihuahua. The cat was probably thinking about fish or some stupid shit. Fricking homosexual
And yet the cat lived while everyone else, including Ripley, ends up dead. Who's the real idiot then, hmm?
Jesus died, you saying you're smarter than Jesus?
but he came back doe....
if you have the power to come back you are not truly dead
Chihuahuas are very intelligent dogs. What point are you making?
They're the least intelligent dog
Untrue. They're so smart that they don't feel the need to listen to humans, so they come off as dumb and disobedient when in reality they're so smart they don't need human approval. Poodles are the same way.
The least intelligent dogs are the retrievers, God love em.
They can't figure out food puzzles when they're starving either. People just love them too much to admit they're dumb as frick and they don't listen because they're so fricking dumb
if they were smart they would be bigger
Just the opposite, friend. The noble chihuahua must rely on its cunning intellect in the absence of raw strength. Basically, the chihuahua is sure to win because of its superior intelligence.
Retrievers are smart and realize that the best way to live their life is to cooperate with us.
You've never met a Dalmatian
They're two pound rats that try to pick a fight with anything, how is that smart?
>*xenomorph rips apart a human*
>*Jonesy looks at camera*
>ME-OUCH...that's gotta hurt, I don't care what galaxy you're from
did anyone else think this scene was a bit weird?
Its the only scene where the cat talks
This never fails to make me laugh, thank you for posting it.
there was that one scene where he said
>Ripley we need to "paws" the self destruct
I always wondered why the Alien spared Jonesy, was it just to use him as bait on Ripley like he did with Brett?
Alien probably couldn't catch the cat so didn't bother continuing to try
But he had Jonesy trapped in the cage near the end
Thoughtless killing machines both. Real recognises real
The Alien bends down specifically to see Jonesy sitting in the pet carrier, then leaves him alone
Cats and other small animals (like the hamster seen in Aliens) aren't rapeable.
Apparently dogs are very rapeable according to Alien 3.
Also according to Canadian women
The alien smacks the cat carrier over as Jonesy is in it. A clear move of desperation.
menopaws
He didn’t have a problem.
Jonesy was the real Alien. Ridley Scott was redpilled on the CQ.
>Stay away from my Jonesy or I'll blast you!
I wanna pet ripley's pussy, if you catch the gist of my jab
he was on the xenomorph's payroll
Cats are reddit : the animal.
No, that would be dogs. Cats are Cinemaphile core, only newhomosexuals think otherwise.
Mhm, so some people just want a subservient animal to do their bidding, that's one way to look at it, Or...
They want a visibly loving animal that clearly communicates it's emotions.
That's the hallmark of a dog for me and many people
>Intellectualizing why the dirty animal you keep in your home is so much better than dirty animals others keep in their home
What a gay
Mudslime.
moron who knows nothing of animals, probably a sociopath.
You're alright, but also clearly a normie.
>ascribing humanlike intelligence and emotions to animals who think about nothing but sex and where their next meal is coming from
Didn't know Lovecraft was a midwit
No greentext so you look like that and say that
redditjack gay
He was sedated by the set crew.
>survived died and peacefully of old age on earth
he won
>moron who knows nothing of animals, probably a sociopath.
He made a deal with alien. The crew was fair game, except Ripley.
Mister kitty wants some TREATS
a Jonesy thread?