Alien

What the frick was his problem?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't want to discuss the bonus situation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't reddit, you can't earn upvotes.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The average cat has the intelligence of a chihuahua. The cat was probably thinking about fish or some stupid shit. Fricking homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And yet the cat lived while everyone else, including Ripley, ends up dead. Who's the real idiot then, hmm?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus died, you saying you're smarter than Jesus?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but he came back doe....
          if you have the power to come back you are not truly dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chihuahuas are very intelligent dogs. What point are you making?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're the least intelligent dog

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Untrue. They're so smart that they don't feel the need to listen to humans, so they come off as dumb and disobedient when in reality they're so smart they don't need human approval. Poodles are the same way.
          The least intelligent dogs are the retrievers, God love em.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They can't figure out food puzzles when they're starving either. People just love them too much to admit they're dumb as frick and they don't listen because they're so fricking dumb

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if they were smart they would be bigger

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just the opposite, friend. The noble chihuahua must rely on its cunning intellect in the absence of raw strength. Basically, the chihuahua is sure to win because of its superior intelligence.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Retrievers are smart and realize that the best way to live their life is to cooperate with us.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've never met a Dalmatian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're two pound rats that try to pick a fight with anything, how is that smart?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*xenomorph rips apart a human*
    >*Jonesy looks at camera*
    >ME-OUCH...that's gotta hurt, I don't care what galaxy you're from
    did anyone else think this scene was a bit weird?
    Its the only scene where the cat talks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This never fails to make me laugh, thank you for posting it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was that one scene where he said
      >Ripley we need to "paws" the self destruct

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered why the Alien spared Jonesy, was it just to use him as bait on Ripley like he did with Brett?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alien probably couldn't catch the cat so didn't bother continuing to try

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he had Jonesy trapped in the cage near the end

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Alien bends down specifically to see Jonesy sitting in the pet carrier, then leaves him alone

          Thoughtless killing machines both. Real recognises real

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Alien bends down specifically to see Jonesy sitting in the pet carrier, then leaves him alone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cats and other small animals (like the hamster seen in Aliens) aren't rapeable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently dogs are very rapeable according to Alien 3.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Also according to Canadian women

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The alien smacks the cat carrier over as Jonesy is in it. A clear move of desperation.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    menopaws

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn’t have a problem.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jonesy was the real Alien. Ridley Scott was redpilled on the CQ.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stay away from my Jonesy or I'll blast you!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna pet ripley's pussy, if you catch the gist of my jab

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was on the xenomorph's payroll

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are reddit : the animal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that would be dogs. Cats are Cinemaphile core, only newhomosexuals think otherwise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mhm, so some people just want a subservient animal to do their bidding, that's one way to look at it, Or...
        They want a visibly loving animal that clearly communicates it's emotions.
        That's the hallmark of a dog for me and many people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Intellectualizing why the dirty animal you keep in your home is so much better than dirty animals others keep in their home
        What a gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mudslime.

          >ascribing humanlike intelligence and emotions to animals who think about nothing but sex and where their next meal is coming from
          Didn't know Lovecraft was a midwit

          moron who knows nothing of animals, probably a sociopath.

          Mhm, so some people just want a subservient animal to do their bidding, that's one way to look at it, Or...
          They want a visibly loving animal that clearly communicates it's emotions.
          That's the hallmark of a dog for me and many people

          You're alright, but also clearly a normie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ascribing humanlike intelligence and emotions to animals who think about nothing but sex and where their next meal is coming from
        Didn't know Lovecraft was a midwit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No greentext so you look like that and say that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      redditjack gay

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was sedated by the set crew.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >survived died and peacefully of old age on earth
    he won

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moron who knows nothing of animals, probably a sociopath.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He made a deal with alien. The crew was fair game, except Ripley.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mister kitty wants some TREATS

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a Jonesy thread?

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