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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Robbing us of prime Sigourney forest

    Frick that hack homosexual

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*pisses on you*

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get it. i thought everyone was hairy in the 70s

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RESTORE THE BUSH. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kind of makes sense for her to have a bush too. waste of time and money

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious what zoomers think of her and the first Alien movie. Sometimes I go on YouTube and watch those react to movie things with zoomers to see how they react to movies I grew up with as a boomer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite is seeing zoomer black people listen to white people then get bugged eyed when they realize black music is trash and whites are the only reason anything is good.
      Or when theyre so ignorant and moronic they think the bee gees were black.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They mostly don't care

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sometimes I go on YouTube and watch those react to movie things with zoomers to see how they react to movies I grew up with as a boomer.
      I hate this shit
      don't do this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite is seeing zoomer black people listen to white people then get bugged eyed when they realize black music is trash and whites are the only reason anything is good.
      Or when theyre so ignorant and moronic they think the bee gees were black.

      Those reaction videos aren't real. They ham it up so you feel validated when your favorite old media apparently has a profound effect on young people and/or black people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      21 here
      I think she's cute although a bit too slim for modern standards
      As for Alien, It's a classic and I prefer it over Aliens.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        despite what Cinemaphile would lead you to believe, you don't have to always "prefer one sequel over the other". you can like both movies for their own merits, and not have to put one underneath the other as worse.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >too slim for modern standards
        This is the problem with you whippersnappers, a real lack of standards

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, this has bothered me for a long time-what the frick kind of name is Sigourney?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds gaelic to me, but not sure

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, this has bothered me for a long time-what the frick kind of name is Sigourney?

        okay nevermind, it was of french origin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      when i was a wee lad and first heard her name i thought it was "sick horny beaver"

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sigourney weaver is an anti-gun c**t, who doesn't mind using guns in films when it's time to earn a paycheck

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what sort of stupid logic is this?

      so if an actor plays a murderer, then they should be a murderer in real life too?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what sort of stupid logic is this?

        It's hypocrisy. Claim to be anti-something but have no problem profiting off of it. Like a politician talking about their dedication to peace while they are paid by defense companies to secure contracts for weapons.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So every politician ever?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its hypocritical to oppose real guns that can actually kill people because you use fake guns while playing make believe
          come on bro, I'm not even especially anti-gun and I see this is moronic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it isnt. You seem to have trouble differentiating reality from fiction.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guns, like big dogs, need space and have no good purpose in the city.
      And Cawadoody guns are like shitbulls, their owners are always resinous shitlords eager for trouble and shenanigans.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to the cops

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No guns and Ridley has to die were her demands for Alien 3

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked and Allen three was kino don't care what anyone thinks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people globally are against the open dissemination of guns.. Not guns for military use.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people globally are cattle.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO if you're a car mechanic and you drive a Ford, are you only allowed to repair Fords? Or if you're an English teacher, are you not allowed to speak French? If you are a dentist, do you need to have all of your teeth? Or suppose you walked dogs, is it mandatory for you to be the owner of a dog? And what if you drove a taxi....?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely none of these comparisons are coherent

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just how dumb the post I replied to is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow I'm definitely never watching any of her movies ever again, thanks for staying vigilant anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legitimately can't tell if this is bait or just an American.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My le guns
      I can't wait for President Biden to take all chuds gun. What y'all gonna do about it, shoot back? Ofc u won't, pussy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans have dog food for brains.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't James Cameron hire this busha eraser guy?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Cameron release the Bush Cut before he dies?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably gone forever or locked up to rot in a safe.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is every story about sigourney in Hollywood about how much of a horny bawd she is?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jeez idk

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder Jay Bauman thinks the scene was sexist and that's why he prefers alien 3

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    with how tight the underwear is the bush is heavily trimmed or she would look like she had a wiener

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember what they took from you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a smart lady. Logical and thinking about what makes fans happy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a smart lady. Logical and thinking about what makes fans happy

      the first scene is them getting out of cryosleep. and the first angle is cain's dick in his underwear

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her and Lambert were wearing just as little as the dudes in that scene kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its just dumb you can wear clothes in the chamber, but has to be underwear and tshirt. theyd be frozen naked. frost the glass or something, but its moronic. if you could wea rclothes, youd just be fully clothed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you sleep fully clothed?
        passing out drunk is not sleeping btw

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          well then i haven't slept in 14 years

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoa, a momentary shot of a merkin! They stole so much from me!
      c'mon anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a prostitute, may Allah strike her down

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behind the scenes photography clearly proves this is a joke

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        go look it up your self. im not your Black person slave, c**t

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So no proof, gotcha

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            im still not your Black person slave, c**t, learn how to google homosexual

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sigourney is a stone cold fox in every movie she's in, but peak hotness for her is a tie between Ghostbusters and Avatar. She's not like a supermodel or an instathot; she's like how a goddess would look; stern, ponderous, beautiful, simultaneously mature yet vibrant and jovial.

    I could just go on and on, but Ghostbusters Sigourney weaver is one of the hottest actresses ever put on screen and I will defend her to the end. Alien is proto-weaver.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely.
      She was blessed with a uniquely striking face and knew how to make the most of it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        boobs and feet. all a lady needs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only time she looked hot, and it was because she was acting really well as a succubus.
      Sigourney in her prime was just.. plain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bless you anon

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did boomers unironically find her hot?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish they still have the masters with her full bush, I'd buy a Pube Edition BD.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    talk about a director's cut

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Release the Sigourney cut

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Release the Sigourney cut
      I think it would be the uncut

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, there really is a forest down there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      4K master soon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was smuggling a Koala Bear.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >her underwears all poofy in the final scene

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bushgays are subhuman Black folk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      little harsh but i agree with the sentiment. body hair is masculine, get that shit off.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Body hair is not masculine, you dumb shit. It's mature. All adult women have body hair naturally. It means you like adult women and not like pre-pubescent girls. Women should trim but this "ewww all women should be hairless!" idiocy is for pedos.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >for pedos
          Your hairy insecurity is showing over your panties

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    boioioioioioioioing

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is my favourite thread ever posted to Cinemaphile

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      y

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sigourney weaver? More like sugon mypeener

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It worked out well her her cause I heard they paid her a million to shave her head.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people still fall for this bait? There is no proof whatsoever for this claim

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice joke, OP. There were serious discussions of playing that scene naked and Sigourney herself thought it made sense.
    Ultimately, they decided they'd lose too many countries for international release if they did it. That's also why the women wear tape across their nipples in the scene where they all wake up. They were originally supposed to be topless, like the men.
    Still, we get a nice view of her crotch when she suits up in the locker.

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