>Alien invasion movie. >They head straight for the USA

>Alien invasion movie
>They head straight for the USA

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logiclally, where else would they go? USA has the strongest military in the world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Erm not any more lol. China does and it's not even close.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a number of countries have more soldiers/personnel, but they certainly aren't "stronger" than the US military. Their tech and strategies are outdated and they spend far far less on training, tech, equipment, etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie US got pwned by goat herders wearing sandals

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that was similar to Vietnam. These weren't all out conflicts where the enemy had to be totally subdued and occupied, which the US very much could've done if it had had the political and public will to do so, but Americans and the govt weren't willing to make the sacrifices needed for total victory, unlike they were in WWII.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. The US military annihilated them and made them hide in caves shitting in buckets for 20 years while they squatted in their capital. What they failed at was the occupation and ideologically changing the afghan people. Which was a moronic goal. When it comes to actual combat, it's a laughable comparison. You can't outright fight attack helicopters and bombers as a goat herder with an AK.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >strategies
          So the "good strategy" is to loose wars?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAAH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        China leads the world in stealth genitalia.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh dik

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well where else would they go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Portugal is nice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alien movie
        >they just want to go on a nice european vacation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Portugal is nice.

          >Portugal
          >nice

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno, I never went there.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Main character country, simple as.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien invasion movie
    >has scenes with rednecks going about their daily business before finding out about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alien invasion movie
      >the aliens are defeated by a redneck blasting shitty music which makes their heads explode

      ACK ACK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ACK ACK
        Your transphobic rhetoric has no place on my board, chud.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alien invasion movie
      >rednecks realize that the invasion goes against their economic interests and start voting for it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bait status: slightly too subtle

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vamanos children

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked independence day because it was clear the aliens were actually at all major population centres, despite how MURRICA centric the film actually was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It proves the writers are stupid egalitarians marketing to minorities

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America is the only country in the world that matters even ayyylmaos know it

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be stupid if they didn't go straight for US, China and Russia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its really time to stop including russia when speaking about global powers. Its just something we are comfortable repeating since the soviet union. They arent a power at all and their revenue is that of Texas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Russia
      literally weaker than Poland

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why Poland is just taking loads of refugees?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Poland taking loads is a just a historical fact, Anon.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    invasion movie
    >>They head straight for the USA
    The aliens saw how easily the israelites took over and thought "frick it, aim for the soft spot. We'll do the hard work once we've set up base"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Europe is more pozzed and controlled by israelites than America ever will be

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alien invasion movie
    >they go to Brazil
    >the favela destroys them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alien invasion movie
      >a group of street kids in London frick them up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        with butter knives?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alien invasion movie
        >a group of street food vendors fricks them up with fatal diarrhea

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alien invasion movie
        >they go to Brazil
        >the favela destroys them

        What alien timmy gonna do?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big gorilla-wolf motherfrickers came to the wrong ends.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the aliens wouldn't have first researched the planet they're invading
    >implying they wouldn't reach the conclusion that the USA is the most relevant nation in terms of: military strength, science and math, space exploration, cultural exports (including but not limited to: music, movies, television), overall the main character on planet Earth

    the first and only language the aliens would want to/have to learn is English

    cope seethe and dilate

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The only thing that held russia up as a global power was western propaganda that russia is some mysterious foe with unlimited power. Well after the ukraine invasion we understand how pathetic their power projection is. 90% of their nukes probably dont even work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So that explains why the west continues to seeth endlessly but not actually, y’know, stop them (?)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >90% of their nukes probably dont even work
      that would leave them with 580 nukes, more than enough to kill millions of people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought China only had like 50. wtf. am I old and they built loads more or just moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          China has gone through major industrialization and gained massive power over the past 20 years. It's nothing like it was when we were kids. It's slowing down now though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does Pakistan have more nukes than India if India has multiple times the land and population?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is one thing I liked about Arrival. The aliens arrived at different parts of the world, I think they went to Greenland, Venezuela, Sierra Leone, etc.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usa has space force setup by cyber Barron Trump

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alien invasion movie set in mainland China
    >first shot is of bunch of Chinese men boiling them and selling their testicles as vitality treatments

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mongols do count, you're not white, filthy mongoloid

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to only country that has landed men on the moon. Makes sense.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien invasion movie
    >They head straight to Japan
    lol

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like SG1 said,

    >As your worlds strongest tribe, you will be made an example of

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ukraine isn't getting the top line stuff. The actual top stuff we don't even know about. I'd bet my left nut the US has graphite rods in stealth casings in high orbit aimed at every capitol.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien invasion movie
    >They head to South Africa

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they not try and deliver a crushing blow to the most dominate military power on the planet? Do you think there is any kind of tactical or strategic advantage by knocking out India or Uganda first? If anything that would help humanity.

    In Independence Day they mentioned that the aliens carried out simultaneous strikes across the globe.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They head straight for the USA
    It's the capitol of the world. Of course they would.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're Americans making movies for us. Of course we're going to be the stars of the story.

    Though I wonder if they make alien invasion movies in other countries, do the people really think their country is important enough to fight aliens? I mean maybe Japan is which is why they have alien invasion movies.

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