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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien: Tyquivius
    >Bigger and blacker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      porn fried your brain

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino confirmed

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably better than the DUDE WHEAT LMAO movie directed by Hack Ridley

    • 2 weeks ago
      CreepyThinMan
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can zoomers even comprehend this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ????
          delusional old man just postin random pics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being Protomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Danny McBride, you frickin' fierce, all delicious with your flabby body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally chase you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is thresh wheat on his farm. Like seriously imagine having to be Protomorph and not only try to break through that glass while Danny McBride flaunts his disgusting body in a pilot's chair, the favorable lighting barely concealing his ounce of weed and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while perfected perfected his scared face. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fricking visage but Danny's attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DANNY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been cultivating nothing but a healthy diet of Durum and hard winter wheats and later alleged rye grass for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of you farm. You've never even imagined anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out from under his hat as he breaths in and out to writhe frightened at you, Danny smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls it)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you squat there and endure, because you're fricking Protomorph. You're not going to lose your future harvest over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This franchise has been beat to death
      No, it hasn't. No one asked for Alien 3 to drive it off a cliff, and no one asked for Ridley to make some moronic unrelated reboots. Everyone wanted more Alien movies set around Alien/Aliens and have been waiting patiently. It's literally primed to finally return to form.

      Sorry plebs, but Sir Ridley Scott is producing Alien: ROMVLVS and it's confirmed to have connections to his kino prequels.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's confirmed to have connections to his kino prequels.
        This will upset the majority of Cinemaphile but I actually wanted a third film for the prequels to at least finish the fricking story they had set up. Instead, we just end on a cliffhanger that goes nowhere.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The new movie is set between Alien and Aliens so we might get a bit of closure at least.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alien?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expect Romulus to be average and entertaining, but the TV show to be utter non-canon trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based on everything we know about them so far I believe you're right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I expect much, much less than even that, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy tomboy caileefu.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Romulus will be generic zoomer trash.

      This franchise has been beat to death so many times that I don't understand why people still have hopes for this shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This franchise has been beat to death
        No, it hasn't. No one asked for Alien 3 to drive it off a cliff, and no one asked for Ridley to make some moronic unrelated reboots. Everyone wanted more Alien movies set around Alien/Aliens and have been waiting patiently. It's literally primed to finally return to form.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alien 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>< AlienS

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shit take.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No, it hasn't. No one asked for Alien 3 to drive it off a cliff, and no one asked for Ridley to make some moronic unrelated reboots. Everyone wanted more Alien movies set around Alien/Aliens and have been waiting patiently. It's literally primed to finally return to form.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same shit every time. Dimly lit space stations and other isolated places, chestbursters bursting out of chests and xenomorphs killing people, who have also become increasingly moronic as the movies have gone along.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No one asked for Alien 3 to drive it off a cliff

          The studio executives and producers definitely drove it off a cliff m8 by actively not giving a frick about anything

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh marines
          >muh pulse rifles
          >muh hix and noot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alien and Aliens did everything you could do with the concept. There will never be another truly great Alien movie because the only ones you could make have already been made. The concept of "Slasher movie in space" for Alien and "Marines in Nam' in space" for Aliens, are not broad or deep enough to have anything left to cover the originals didn't. The Alien worked as a Slasher villain or as a Viet-Kong like enemy specifically because it was unknown and unknown=scary. We know what the alien is now and everything about it, it's not scary anymore. The homosexual term "Xenomorph" (which I refuse to use) is the distillation of this. The whole point of it being "The Alien" is that we don't know what it is and can only refer to it with a vague generality and that builds suspense. "Xenomorph" is a dump quasi-proper noun that just makes it clear the Alien is no more "unknown" than a Klingon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not true at all. You're just a very uncreative person, and I wouldn't care to watch any shitty movies you'd come up with.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You jsut wat unending franchises, homosexual
              Talk about lack of imagination...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta, but that's the most simplistic shit I've ever heard. 'Franchises am bad' is just as moronic as trying to make everything into an unending franchise, or other dumb shit like 'multiverses am bad', (if it weren't for a bunch of woke morons being in charge and destroying a good franchise, you'd be praising ALL multiverses right now like the simplistic idiot you are).

                If the first Alien sequel had sucked you would have said the same thing that good sequels could not be done. Of course they can. You just need imagination and the ability to not right like a moron.

                The anon you're responding to is right. Shut your prostitute mouth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off, moron.
                Most things need to reach their natural end or they'll be diluted to no end.
                Especially things that exist to be scary and unknown, which cannot last for more than few entries.
                You are just a moron who laughs every time the same trite joke is told, like it was the first time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The scary and unknown aspect of Alien was lost after the original.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And that left only a movie like Aliens there to make, and nothing of value after that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Today's lesson for you dipshit:
                Know what you're talking about before you shoot off your wienersucking mouth.

                You only 'dilute' shit if you keep adding shit of no substance because you're a shitty writer/artist.

                The entire history of comics proves you wrong since classic characters have had shit added over decades to make them what they are today. Your moronic shit is like suggesting Spiderman should have stopped at the first issue. There have been plenty of shitty Spiderman stories, but it was always possible to write good ones and improve the character.

                It's like saying a kino movie like 'The Thing' can't exist because it was based on a prior movie, and it would be some kind of sin to remake it or change anything.

                Frickheads like you have zero idea a lot of the shit you love and think is so original is based on older works anyway. kys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Alien and Aliens did everything you could do with the concept.
            No, you can always create more xenomorphs.
            Also xenomorph on Earth (where's Alien 5?)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It actually is the right time to make a copycat of the first two films but with zoomer actors in order to get zoomers interested in the franchise. It might not work but it's a smart business move.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the term "Xeno" and "morph" work perfectly fine in putting a name on the entity.
            its incredibly vauge as a description but unique enough to be cool and actually accurate. love the irony of you saying "The homosexual term..." very meta.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Xenomorph was used first IIRC on Aliens, so I find odd you take issue with it. Is this an ESL issue? Because "xenomorph", while used specifically for these Aliens in our world, are used for any aliens in their world, of which they have encountered several (e.g. "bug hunt").

            I don't get the hate Prometheus gets

            It's the perfect example of a "dumb plot" movie. Without the characters making preposterous mistakes that defy their supposed characterization's sense of logic or rationale, there would be no movie. All these supposed geniuses act like they have double-digit IQs. The entire plot is an insult to the intelligence of even the most moronic of Alien fans... which is even more incomprehensible considering parts of the movie which aren't integral to the plot are well written, as well as the entirety of David.

            b***h is the size of a fricking garden gnome ffs

            She's 1.55 m. The problem is that she's pictured next to a guy who's 1.96 m.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They have never encountered any other aliens. That's canon. Bug hunt just means 'a waste of time'. They literally roll their eyes and scoff while discussing the possibility of encountering an alien lifeform. They mock Ripley's story of aliens. They mock Gorman for suggesting there's a xenomorph there (alien lifeform) and say it's a bug hunt (waste of time). It's ridiculous you're so stupid not to get this incredibly obvious point of the movie. Stop making up headcanon that they've encountered dozens of aliens beforehand yet somehow were still utterly unprepared and bewildered this time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alien 3 and Prometheus aren't great but they obliterate Cameron's dumb action strong wummun bullcrap

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get the hate Prometheus gets

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's ok to be tarded. I got cousins who are tarded. They still live kickass lives. You'll get there eventually.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same reason people keep watching fast and the furious movies
        it's something they know and can generally tolerate and they can say to their friends "it was good, but not as good as entry X, but still better than entry Y" then nod and go back to working for their boss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Those arms
      She is so unathletic. Why are so many modern actresses so weak looking. She couldn't pick up a dumbell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be honest Sigourney wasn't athletic either, taller than Cailee for sure but she was a twig. It was never about pure physicality with Ripley, she was smart and resilient.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's very smoll. I want to hug her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The best thing about Ripley is her character was an actual intelligent leader. Not the kind who is leader merely by virtue of rank, but who makes smart decisions and is the person people actually follow in a crisis.

          You see in the first film she's third in command and knows her shit, takes responsibility, sticks to her guns about quarantine, makes decisions as necessary, etc.
          But you really see it in the second film where people naturally follow her over Gorman and military rank or Burke's company executive authority isn't even a factor.

          It feels so real because if your stuck in an elevator, or a plane crashed in the Alps with a bunch of random passengers, that's exactly the kind of dynamic that naturally happens. Ironically human beings start looking for someone to act as their collective Brain Bug, and some unexpected people can wind up fulfilling the role:

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad those smart decisions are repeatedly overruled by Ash.
            >Don't let him back on the ship
            >*Lets him back on*

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That kind of conflict is what makes it interesting, even Megatron needs Starscream.

              Alien and Aliens has more in common with 'Flight of the Phoenix' (1965), that it does any second rate monster movie, and there's no monster in that at all:

              ?t=3330

              >Plane crashes in the desert and a pack of gays have to find a solution to their predicament before they run out of water, there's some disagreement about the best course of action
              Great film btw, avoid the shitty remake.

              Basically, they need to make this kind of script where the character conflict stands on its own, and then add the alien as the threat, not the other way around. Them doing it backwards is why you keep getting stupid tacked-on alien lore and new uber Indominous Rex aliens that turn invisible and have to fight other good aliens trained by Star Lord to stop robot Magneto from taking over the universe or whatever, where all the characters are cardboard cutouts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is this guy 7feet tall
          or is she under 5feet tall?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically all of the muscle milk sipping actresses have been blacklisted for their political views.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like an ugly man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      M41A!
      M41A!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are they really that lazy that their just copying scenes from aliens?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the entire thing is nostalgia pandering.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a totally uninspiring woman to cast as this movie's Ripley, jesus fricking christ Hollywood.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat ass b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How long until they make an alien/star wars crossover to try to keep the franchises alive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Weaver wasn't exactly beautiful or pretty but at least was beliavable to be playing a hardass woman with nothing to lose. This b***h looks chubby and harmless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Weaver wasn't exactly beautiful or pretty
        Would.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I’M ACTING!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is this bbc sleeve supposed to fight off an alien

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is going to lay on her back and spread her legs kinda like jiu jitsu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muh dick says yes to that pic.
      But my brain says another fricking Ripley rip off, can they try ANYTHING else?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every Alien movie has some scene of a dude getting throat fricked by the Alien's BBC
    The original design was literally based on wieners, the designer said so himself. He wanted a creature terrifying that causes people to think of being raped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are the other scenes you’re referring to or are you just a mutt sissy who loves porn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lambert was anally raped by the alien

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes how does this backtracking relate the original post

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Source? In aliens the tail between the legs is from Brett's death since lambert has cowboy boots on and white pants. It was Brett in sneakers and blue pants.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The alien impaled her on its stinger, it just went up her crotch and jabbed all the way through, that’s even a finisher in the Alien Vs Predator games as an alien, there’s a few finishers but one of them when you grab someone you stick your tail up their ass and out their mouth shishkabobbing them. It’s not like the alien took its pants off and had non-consensual sexual intercourse with her, it just fricking gutted and killed her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >alien impaled her on its stinger, it just went up her crotch and jabbed all the way through, that’s even a finisher in the Alien Vs Predator games as an alien, there’s a few finishers but one of them when you grab someone you stick your tail up their ass and out their mouth shishkabobbing them
            God please stop I am diamonds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s why she breathes rapidly before screaming one last time and dying, the alien is fricking her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The facehugger is a vegana, moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like a suggestive ovipositor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You confused thinking it's a dickhugger? veganas need to be impregnated. The facehugger is doing the impregnating.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, it's a big nuttsack with 2 balls (the 2 sacs) and a dick to impregnate your mouth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's kinda the point. Mixing and subverting to have a vegana that rapes people.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but you see women can rape too. Spermjacking is a thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but it shoves a tube down your throat too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source? Sounds like complete bullshit to me. Probably a fake interview. I believe Giger was devout Christian.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't remember the source but an anon posted a whole bunch of caps and articles about the original designer wanting to design a rape machine basically.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's being ironic. Giger was the opposite of "devout christian" and all about the gratuitous sexual, pornographic imagery that would shock normies. And yeah, everything was about rape to unsettle viewers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's nothing. If you're going to show Giger's art that's an example of his obsession with peenies and gineys, show his fricking art.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >if Giger made appliances

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This and several over of his paintings were based on pictures of him fricking his wife

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's talking about Dan O'Bannon's ideas for the monster and its life cycle, Giger just liked to draw dicks so his art was a perfect match for the movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wrote an entire book on his artstyle and what influenced him, Christgay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn, zoomies really don't get sarcasm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's really obvious to see once you look for it. Though I didn't get it as a kid at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire movie is just being chased by a giant dick monster. Then there is the scene where Ash forces a phallic object down Ripley's throat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie got a dick coming out his mouth, what a monster....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His entire head is a shape of a dick and that head has a smaller dick inside it. The facehugger shoves a dick down your throat. Robots roll porn mags up and shove them down your throat. You yourself are a dick when you walk through huge vegana doors. Everything is a dick in alien.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ridley I kneel

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and homosexual cumshots

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The entire premise is about a man getting forcibly impregnated. How stupid are you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t even need to take Giger’s word for it, just look at the Necronomican IV painting that was the basis for the alien or at the rest of Ginger’s work to see the man was obsessed with wieners.

      The facehugger is a vegana, moron.

      Also, the egg opening was originally supposed to be a vegana but the studio said no. Giver was completely coom-brained.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mutt's law

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      It's all an extensive allegory to the objective horror that is copulation and pregnancy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and true but xenomorph frickers have coped themselves into thinking its not so they arent gay for wanting to frick the monster whos entire design was meant to be phallic

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*surprised pikachu face*

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the return of the old aesthetics. Modern sci-fi aesthetics where everything is white and clean is so boring. Bring back the industrial grunge of the 80s and 90s.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      memberberries in remakes is over ten years old now
      you’re just a slop loving redditor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >old bad!
        >new = slop!
        >REDDIT EXISTS, HAAAAA!
        How you holding up, champ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 40 years old. I don't know about the quality of the movie, I'm just appreciating its aesthetics because in Alien it goes way beyond simple nostalgia. It's fundamentally integral to the franchise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Sounds like they'll be bringing back the retro technology for a lot of it too

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks good. I now expect to be entertained and not lectured to.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch alien, AGAIN!
    do you guys not get tired of this shit? does it not get repetitive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one is 'le tired' but your fat ass. You don't have to watch it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just fascinating how people can consume the same story like 6 times without getting bored of it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will it be another "no-CGI" fiasco?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably, but the clips of the remote-controlled face huggers running around set are pretty kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We already know there are cgi facehuggers. Not a big deal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally remote controlled animatronic facehuggers that look exactly like in Aliens

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine. It's not every facehugger in the movie.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know everybody is tentatively hoping that this film will be good after so much dreck and because of goodwill to Fede who made some good movies but I'm just going to say it. This looks stupid and is a dilution of the concept. Alien was good because of the distortion and perversion of sexuality. Having an alien facehugger clamp around your face in some sort of horrific amalgam of veganal and penile oral rape was interesting. Straight up showing a close-up of a wiener down someone's throat is artistically bankrupt

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that screenshot supposed to be scary? It looks like an asian wiener. I've literally seen worse on Pornhub by amateur couples just fricking normally

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will no longer watch your film
      Thats disgusting

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The average pornhub thumbnail is worse than this kekeke

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >run

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another attempt to emulate the first film's set that doesn't look gritty or grimy enough
    >another woman hero survivor larping as ripley that completely fails to shock or surprise like the first film did because we all expect it now (seriously it would be more shocking if the woman died at this point)
    >another trying to reinvent the wheel with alien rape ideas that just seems bland and uninspired compared to the original because nobody can match giger's levels of degeneracy and perversion
    literally the only films that should have gotten made were alien, aliens, and resurrection. that's it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ridley Slop
    >Fox (Yidsney)
    >Zoom zoom jump scare horror director
    Keep it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >same old teaser and shill posting
    I suppose when the full trailer comes out we'll see how cheap this production really is.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks kino
    is that moner getting mouth impregnated?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either way we need more females getting ALIEN'd

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks fun

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Regardless of how the movie turns out I unironically want an RC Facehugger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw that on Twitter it got a lot of updoots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO. There are couple of guys holding their heads and thinking: this is shit, we will need to replace it in post production.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one guy's on the phone and the other is a fat frick leaning on something, but you're a moron regardless, it'll have a layer of cgi no matter what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That tail looks too short to wrap around a human neck twice.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i hope they didn't let ridley anywhere near the production
    evil dead was kino and don't breathe was okay i guess, this could be great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >evil dead was kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought it meant evil dead rise not the zoomer remake of the original my mistake

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "some have said my work is strongly penile. A lot of women are intimidated by the word, finding that it makes them uncomfortable.

    Penis."

    Maude Geiger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated kek. We could probably rewrite the entire film to fit the Alien narative.

      "He's a good man, Ridley. And thorough."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Geiger

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the end of a horse dick or a guy w/ NO girth. SAD!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be a space jockey melded to a chair whose entire life is to swivel your giant penis gun around in a circle, line it up with a particular veganal orifice on the wall, and jerk off until you cum squirting your alien goop into that hole, which gives instructions to the ship on what to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a 6'4 proto-human, not a "space jockey" (whatever that is never heard that before)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never heard that before
        sad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incorrect. That is a Space Jockey who is biologically attached to that chair and unable to leave. His entire existence is to pilot and mange the ship from that station.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why not just create a machine to do that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's been dead long enough to fossilize so they couldn't ask it why. And before they could attempt to find any living jockeys, they were killed off by an alien parasite. It seems we'll never know.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why create a machine when you've got a space jockey?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yep. Why go through the long process of creating a machine when you already have the know-how to create jockeys and a guy right there who is willing and able to become a jockey? Anon wants to reinvent the wheel when you don't need to fix what ain't broke.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's a 6'4 pale human inside a 25ft tall piece of space armor. Did you not watch the prequels?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's been dead long enough to fossilize so they couldn't ask it why. And before they could attempt to find any living jockeys, they were killed off by an alien parasite. It seems we'll never know.

          For me it's incredible that the space jockey, in spite of being so technologically advanced, couldn't just shake off the chestburster. Just replace the blood loss and grow some new organs. No auto-surgery programs on that ship?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he's just another space trucker that the Space Jockey equivalent of the Weyland-Yutani corp. doesn't give a shit about.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve always thought of them as a post-Singularity species. In other words, that thing in/on/part of the chair is just a meat puppet. The consciousness controlling it fled back into the ship’s network the instant there was trouble. I never looked on the infected jockey as the cause of the crash, just an overt symptom of a deeper problem. For all we know, that’s not even the helm, just an observation port where the species can experience space travel like their more primitive organic ancestors experienced it.

            I always saw them as something not just more advanced, but inconceivably more advanced, wielding the sort of tech that would still be at least semi-functional long after organic material had time to fossilize.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just a lot of headcanon trying to make it better and more mysterious than it actually is. It was just a cargo ship like any normal human cargo ship. It was carrying alien eggs, not in any way connected to Earth nor bioweapon to attack humanity, and one of them got loose. The only thing unusual and creepy about it being that the Jockey is melded with the chair and has semi-organic technology.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It was carrying alien eggs
                Using only the first film, do you think the point was the eggs were cargo, or was that an infestation?
                Remember - this is before the concept of a queen laying eggs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From the first film, I’d say cargo. When Ash enters what we think of as the “hold,” there’s that weird mist and the blue veil of light. I’ve always interpreted that to be some kind of stasis field that his entry inadvertently broke.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hell the eggs are all neatly lined up. It's obvious they were being transported as cargo for whatever reason a space jockey has to transport eggs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alien Omelettes are an expensive delicacy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kane was the one entering

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >When Ash enters what we think of as the “hold,” there’s that weird mist and the blue veil of light.
                I always took that to be a result of the xenomorphs. Find a niche to lay the eggs and then exhude the gas to keep them protected. Or the eggs give it off and something alive breaking through will wake the facehuggers up.

                Hell the eggs are all neatly lined up. It's obvious they were being transported as cargo for whatever reason a space jockey has to transport eggs.

                >Hell the eggs are all neatly lined up.
                You ever see how insects or octopodes lay eggs?
                Nice, neat little rows.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being dumb, kek. It's incredibly obvious that it's a protective/sensor field for cargo in the hold.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It isnt and it makes no sense for them to be cargo.
                Look at that pic again.
                NOT neat rows - haphazard placement with complete lack of spatial efficiency.
                That isnt cargo.
                Aleins infested the ship, and laid their clutch in a nook.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >In other words, that thing in/on/part of the chair is just a meat puppet. The consciousness controlling it fled back into the ship’s network the instant there was trouble.
              Hm, reminds me of some stuff from Scorn's art book. Being stuck in a stranded's ship network for so long might be worse than death.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >In other words, that thing in/on/part of the chair is just a meat puppet. The consciousness controlling it fled back into the ship’s network the instant there was trouble.
              Hm, reminds me of some stuff from Scorn's art book. Being stuck in a stranded's ship network for so long might be worse than death.

              i love this and would love to see it in a movie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, as long as it's not connected to Alien or something existing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's been dead long enough to fossilize so they couldn't ask it why. And before they could attempt to find any living jockeys, they were killed off by an alien parasite. It seems we'll never know.

          [...]
          The Engineers are just a bunch of larpers, it's an old sci-fi trope.

          NECKLESS FREA-
          Wait... I'm in the wrong thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's a 6'4 pale human inside a 25ft tall piece of space armor. Did you not watch the prequels?

        The Engineers are just a bunch of larpers, it's an old sci-fi trope.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny that people can't wrap their heads around a concept as simple as "they changed the design a bit". Do you also create separate canons when a character is recast? Cameron changed the xeno suit quite a lot and nobody cares.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not "a bit" in this case, the Space Jockey is much bigger and biomechanoid.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I still don't see the problem. Maybe the engineers used to grow themselves bigger, it's not the kind of thing that completely ruins the "lore".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dont see a difference between a dude in a spacesuit sitting in an overstuffed chair, and a biomechanoid living machine that was grown into place and whose entire existence is being part of a ship?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe the engineers used to
                Rildey Scott does not believe in subtlety or nuance. There are no "maybes" when he talks about the prequels. X is always X because that is how X appears on screen. When David says he's going to fkly to their homeworld and wipe out the entire Engineer race, that's what he meant, and that's what Ridley Scott intended. If you enjoyed the prequels specifically because of the Engie parts then you would be supremely disappointed in a third one. The Engies are dead. They used to be huge, but made themselves smaller for some reason, but still use the same size space ships. And well.. it all makes sense if you "maybe" everything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want it to make sense. I want the sense of comic Lovecraftian horror back. I don't want to see how the magician does his trick; I want the magic act. And rape.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just that a biomechanical creature fused with its chair is more interesting than a big guy in a weird suit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Farscape updated the idea by having the pilot be a symbiotic creature.
                >living ship gets a better brain
                >creatures that used to be barely mobile now get to navigate the stars

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really need to watch that show, it looks pretty soulful.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wont derail the thread any more, but it's a great show. Very 2000s. Marvel's Starlord is basically a cheap knockoff of Crichton.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, prequels are shit and don't connect with the original, therefore they don't exist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect. That is a Space Jockey who is biologically attached to that chair and unable to leave. His entire existence is to pilot and mange the ship from that station.

      This is the future Klaus Schwab wants for humanity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks comfy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's actually a space gooner.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that's a dog dick

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ywn facehug Moner 🙁

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whimpers and cries
    >AHHHH I SHOULD HAVE STAYED MEXICO
    My god, she really can't act and I saw that from this one short glimpse but at least it seems that she dies early which could mean that it might be a good movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Moner getting ALIEN'd
      I'll watch your movie

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2013 - 2022 was the growing pains years we are now reenting the kino years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lamao you wish

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENDLESS TRASH

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ALIEN'd

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moving version is better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like someone's holding a facehugger, maybe the android.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why tf is every actor in this under 30? Not exactly reassuring for kino potential tbqh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why tf is every actor in this under 30?
      Bonuses. Union only pays out bonuses to people over 30.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was originally a Hulu original targeting the YA demographic until they made it theatrical release. No I'm not joking, google it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hulu
        yuckola. We already have Amber midthunder sexy waifu for Predator Hulu movies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We already have Amber midthunder sexy waifu for Predator Hulu movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It was originally a Hulu original targeting the YA demographic until they made it theatrical release
        CW Alien. Got it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are running with a brother/sister theme for the movie in the same way covenant had a husband/wife theme amongst it's characters, or in some cases people were just gay
      from what i've read the main character is a sister to the android brother who comes from a places that doesn't take kindly to droids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >send team of gay lovers to repopulate a planet
        KEK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they weren't gay when they sent them 😉

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they were part of the company security team, i get what you mean but their cargo was 2k+ colonists + embryos so realistically having one or two gay couples wouldn't really matter in the big picture unless the entire cargo of sleeping colonists were lost and at that point the security guys wouldn't likely know how to setup the colony anyway since they were just the hired guns

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >appears at the end of the movie and rapes the entire zoomer cast
    Would it be kino?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      n g l the ending to Covenant was based only because of him

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude remember when Ridley used to hold a machine gun?? Look, we're doing the same thing!!

    soulless

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SO, YOU LIKE FACEHUGGERS, EH? WELL! HAVE ALL THE FACEHUGGERS IN THE UNIVERSE! BWA HA HA HA!

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH BOY DICK SUCKING!

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give me the best space jockey fan theories

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The space jockey is david after he redesigned himself into the image of the engineers. Using his biomechanical shenanigans he imagined an entity that was a fusion of engineer and their technology and transferred his consciousness into it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God, this would've been kino. Ridley actually showed Disney the script of his third prequel but they thought it was too weird and now we'll never see it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would like we move on from ridley fan fiction but at least that's something that could have been interesting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still want to see a xeno synth in the movies. It's cheesy, sure, but it makes total sense in universe to try it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cringe

        God, this would've been kino. Ridley actually showed Disney the script of his third prequel but they thought it was too weird and now we'll never see it.

        Thanks God

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hulu avp when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon
      Season 1’s plot will be based on the AvP 2 game from 2001, still the single best bit of Alien vs Predator media to this day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Season 1’s plot will be based on the AvP 2 game from 2001, still the single best bit of Alien vs Predator media to this day.
        based as frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Season 1’s plot will be based on the AvP 2 game from 2001, still the single best bit of Alien vs Predator media to this day.
        based as frick

        If anyone wants to play Aliens vs Predator 2, you can download it for free at avpunknown dot com

        Be warned that Webroot antivirus can potentially prevent save games from loading, turn it off and you’re fine.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read like a dozen of the Aliens books when I was in middle school. There was one where a team would send a guy with a mask and tracking device on to get capture by an alien and brought to the center of the hive to be impregnated by a facehugger. Because he had a mask on they couldn't actually do it but one time an alien just ripped the mask off and the guy was fricked. Anyways, they would use the tracking from the bait guy to send in a large powersuited mech with flamethrowers and guns and shit to kill all the aliens and the queen. Everyone thought the mech was powered by AI but it turned out there was a shriveled up person inside it that was practically drilled and nailed into it like a coffin to power the mech.

    The books get really dumb. They use the "jelly" from the queens sack as a drug and everyone gets high off of it and a company sends a team of mercs to the alien homeworld to go and collect a bunch of queen jelly. The aliens have their own little wars with different colonies attacking one another and the mercs have armor that fizzles out and absorbs the acid of their blood so they can shoot them and get covered in the stuff.

    Still would make a better movie than prometheus. There's even one where they capture a queen and a bunch of warriors and attach cameras and shit to them and train them to use guns. Needless to say the queen escapes and the warriors kill everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > it turned out there was a shriveled up person inside it that was practically drilled and nailed into it like a coffin to power the mech.
      lol
      A Warhammer 40k Dreadnought

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you god damned ass hole.
        do you have ANY IDEA what sort of rabbit hole you just propelled me into after casually just flinging out the term "40k dreadnought?"
        you know how many god damned tabs i have open now? about the Space Wolves and Iron Hands and the fricking god damned Realm of Chaos?
        Do you realize that ive just spend two (2) hours reading about some God Emperor and the freaking great rift and the fricking history of Terra? How could you just be so irresponsible to get me interested in Tyranids and the Dark Prince Slaanesh?
        you are a real piece of work, guy. a REAL piece of work, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a James Cameron plot. I’m sure the moronic Aliens fans would love it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Aliens = bad
        lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Real answere is:
          watch Alien (theatrical) and Aliens (theatrical).
          That's all. Stop there

          >Prometheus, watch that and Covenant.
          lmao, no
          [...]
          yes, gladly

          >gen-x man child upset that Ridley didn’t adapt his action figures into his films

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >zoom zoom child that will never be adult is upset his unwanted addition to the series got rejected by everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyways, they would use the tracking from the bait guy to send in a large powersuited mech with flamethrowers and guns and shit to kill all the aliens and the queen. Everyone thought the mech was powered by AI but it turned out there was a shriveled up person inside it that was practically drilled and nailed into it like a coffin to power the mech.
      That's MAX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyways, they would use the tracking from the bait guy to send in a large powersuited mech with flamethrowers and guns and shit to kill all the aliens and the queen. Everyone thought the mech was powered by AI but it turned out there was a shriveled up person inside it that was practically drilled and nailed into it like a coffin to power the mech.
      That's MAX

      >Wait, that's not an ai?!
      >N-no...how horrific...
      >...But why?
      >What?
      >Why isn't it an ai?
      >What do you mean? It's not, it's a human, it was the only way to get it into the hive. We just thought it was an ai
      >Right. But why didn't we just use an ai?
      >I don't follow
      >We have robots and powerful ai technology. Why didn't we send one of those in instead of a guy in a suit?
      >Look, I don't think you understand how terrible and soul-shattering this discovery is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it just werks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The best part is that one of the characters has to pilot the mech so after removing the shriveled up body he gets in and then these drills go into his brain and link up with the mech. As time goes by he starts to become more machine than man as the mech takes over his mind.

          I believe these same characters from the Aliens books end up teaming up with Machiko Nagochi from the predator books/comics. Like the Mech ends up in the jungles or some shit.

          I read a lot of the Aliens, Predator, and Aliens Vs Predator books when I was a kid. I still have them. There's like 30 of the fricking things.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Any Predator book/comic recs? I'm interested in the Yautja.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The original AvP comics with Machiko Nagochi are all pretty well praised. It actually makes sense when she teams up with the predator. The movies took a few ideas from the comics like the scene where they use alien blood to mark their foreheads when they become full hunters.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The sequel wasn't bad either. It's basically where Predators with brody got it's idea from. Humans make a reserve where rich hunters kill genetically engineered big game including a T-Rex. The predators find the planet and it's like the best thing they have ever found in their lives. Theres a lot of Yautja lore in that one with Machiko explaining her daily life on the ship and how the predators interact and live.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was from avp war if we are thinking of the same thing. The comic was less graphic with how it mind melted the pilot but it did touch on that. The douche corpo guy who gets facehugged near the end winds up stuffed into the armor and let loose till either his mind melts or the alien explodes from inside him to help cover the cast's retreat.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone told the Isabela Moner gay who keeps pretending she's Maisie Williams that she's in this movie

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch the alien franchise? I never really watched them all or even in order.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch first 2, skip the rest until you get to Prometheus, watch that and Covenant. Watch AVP, skip AVP2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prometheus, watch that and Covenant.
        lmao, no

        >missing out on Ridley Scott modern kino

        yes, gladly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Alien threads are comfy. Tell us what you think if you do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the first 2, then watch 3 if you really liked the first 2 and don’t watch any more Alien movies.

      If you really liked Alien’s grungy used-future style, the 1981 movie Outland with Sean Connery had a lot of the Alien production crew and the movie looks very similar. Unfortunately, it’s not a very good movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >missing out on Ridley Scott modern kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Outland with Sean Connery
        I like it. It's 1:1 High Noon in space.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unfortunately, it’s not a very good movie.
        It's great.
        Also Alien 4 is also worth watching if you're not a pleb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real answere is:
      watch Alien (theatrical) and Aliens (theatrical).
      That's all. Stop there

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some post the webm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be hard to follow the movie plot.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yooooooooo, alien and star trek hooked up?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look like action slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it will be.
      Aliens was just really well-made action slop.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will be a good movie

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we PLEASE just once (1) have an Alien movie will all these sick xenomorphs they used to sell toys for? You can make an entire movie around the idea of facehuggers infecting all sorts of animals for the sake of it, and a horror/gore movie like Romulus was the perfect opportunity to do it. It's like the people producing these just refuse to make billions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had all of those. The snake alien was horrific.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the killer crab alien

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blomkamp's movie was gonna have ATAX

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will never stop seething about Ridley Scott being so butthurt about the concept art that he got this movie killed so he could made the (pretty) pieces of shit that were Prometheus and Covenant.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blomkamp was butthurt about Alien 3 and wanted to retcon it so it serves him right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, he knows that was the best thing for the Alien franchise. There was far more potential for the story at that point and it was completely imbecilic to kill it off with Alien 3. Alien could have had a half dozen more awesome 90's/00's movies if not for letting morons take the reigns.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Alien could have had a half dozen more awesome 90's/00's movies if not for letting morons take the reigns.
              A bunch of generic action sequels following Aliens would have sucked ass, especially in that era. Much better that we got nihilist Alien 3 and weirdo french Alien Resurrection despite their flaws

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an Alien movie will all these sick xenomorphs
      No, that is stupid and part of what killed Alien 3.
      Just find and play the arcade game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have to be canon, making every movie afterwards follow suit. It can just be a one off that would have fun with the concept. All the alien stories were better in the past when they could explore whatever idea they wanted without having to worry about continuity

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It can just be a one off
          I dont think that's legal in the franchise era.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        STFU homosexual, I will drop kick you straight into a queen's nest.

        >facehuggers infecting all sorts of animals
        david experiments when?

        I thought that's what Covenant was ramping up to, but like with almost everything else, it disappointed.

        Blomkamp was butthurt about Alien 3 and wanted to retcon it so it serves him right.

        You say that, but then we got the Prometheus + Covenant retcon which were much worse, so in hindsight I would have taken my chances with him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pfft, the Queen's nest is an east level.
          Grow up and stop buying into corporate toys. They ruin movies. Aliens shouldnt be Transformers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said I'd dropkick (you) into the nest, not the player's characters.

            [...]

            We're brothers in misery, you and I.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And I said I already beat that level. You couldnt lift your leg that high, anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I thought that's what Covenant was ramping up to
          so much lost potential

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing was lost

            It time to grow up. No one wants to see movies about your toys and you actually have the gall to believe you have better ideas than filmmaking legend Ridley Scott, you sniveling gen-x worm.

            As far as anyone is concerned, it's your toys that drove the franchise into the ground, homosexual.
            Create your new franchise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >facehuggers infecting all sorts of animals
      david experiments when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STFU homosexual, I will drop kick you straight into a queen's nest.
      [...]
      I thought that's what Covenant was ramping up to, but like with almost everything else, it disappointed.
      [...]
      You say that, but then we got the Prometheus + Covenant retcon which were much worse, so in hindsight I would have taken my chances with him.

      >I hate Ridley Scott because he didn’t make movies based off my toys!!!
      Aliens gen x’ers are drooling morons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I will misconstrue and pretend what I write is what anon said to push my moronic take
        The only drooling moron ITT is you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It time to grow up. No one wants to see movies about your toys and you actually have the gall to believe you have better ideas than filmmaking legend Ridley Scott, you sniveling gen-x worm.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you seen the last duel or napoleon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black person, I'm not Gen X to begin with, and you are the only one who reacted negatively to my post. Ridley Scott hasn't made a good movie in 20 years, and only massive homosexuals like you defend the trash he puts out nowadays.

            goregays never seem satisfied, it's why every slasher franchise has 20 repetitive sequels and they still want more. In the case of Aliens the world expanding Prometheus/Covenant ended up being mostly terrible and criticized so this low budget horror director was able e to pitch a "return to basics" approach to get his version funded.

            >the world expanding Prometheus/Covenant ended up being mostly terrible
            The idea was great. Literally no one thought Ridley Scott from all people would botch it. Twice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomie brain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking loved my alien toys. I would take them with me to kindergarten. Every since I was 4 years old Alien and Aliens have been my favorite movies. I would watch them over and over and practically wore out the tapes. My parents didn't give a frick about the violence or language.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The little snippets of entirely cg-constructed scenes do not bode well for this

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people want to see the same shit over and over

    >alien gets loose
    >kills crew
    >main character narrowly escapes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because slasher movies still entertain.
      Even moreso when the slasher has some gimmick, like being an alien on a spaceship.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants it, but unfortunately hauntology took over western culture, so we're stuck in this neverending regurgitation of old shit repurposed for modern audiences.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People really like the alien and the universe’s visual style.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goregays never seem satisfied, it's why every slasher franchise has 20 repetitive sequels and they still want more. In the case of Aliens the world expanding Prometheus/Covenant ended up being mostly terrible and criticized so this low budget horror director was able e to pitch a "return to basics" approach to get his version funded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you care what others enjoy? If you don't like it, go watch Marvelslop #34 which surely isn't the same shit over and over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys franchisetard

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah... we know, this trailer came out a month ago.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the webm?!

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have done that exact movie 4 or 5 times already. Do they expect people to go watch it a 6th?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really mind it. I like original ideas but recent movies have mostly sucked. In a horror movie like Alien all the diversity casting and such doesn't matter because nobody minds minorities getting face raped by space crabs or ripped about by alien monsters darker than them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really mind it. I like original ideas but recent movies have mostly sucked. In a horror movie like Alien all the diversity casting and such doesn't matter because nobody minds minorities getting face raped by space crabs or ripped about by alien monsters darker than them.

      I just want Moner getting ALIEN'd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I just want Moner getting ALIEN'd
        I hope she does for your sake anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ALIEN'D
          If that's what you call kissing another black dude then yes, she will indeed get alien'd

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the dude who did the 2013 evil dead remake so I have faith

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he did Don't Breathe as well

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer a month old, misleading op

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Sage

    .

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope the constant parrot noises was just for the teaser and the aliens aren't that vocal in the actual movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just riffing off the siren/scream from the OG alien trailer which was the same thing.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE RETURN TO FORM! LOOK THEY'RE STUCK ON A SHIP WITH ALIENS! JUST LIKE THE FIRST ONE! LOOK!
    Frick you give me more Michael Fassbender

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does one audition for this role?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that goes in pretty deep
      did they find an actress with no gag reflex just for this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So how do these face huggers work. do they just deep throat you and release their semen?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b***h is the size of a fricking garden gnome ffs

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too many Aliens fanboys in this thread still upset about Hicks & Newt 30 years later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >noooooooooo I watch alien movies to see Ripley acting like a mother, despite this not even being a thing in the first movie!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for the butcha-u doujin

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Facehuggers are much scarier than the xeno proper

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most typical alien trailer you could do

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have made it a butt hugger for genz

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the nu-Alien movies were so bad at how they handled female characters
    especially the leads
    I think these newbie directors, writers misunderstand Ripley and what made her a good female lead
    I blame feminism

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite Aliens comic panel

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa Isabella Merced blowjob?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Species already did it and did it better.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like dogshit.
    You can tell they don't know how to build tension with 2 shots showing a skittering swarm of face huggers.

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