>All Female Led Capeshit flick bombs on the weekend
>Literally a few days later
>Trailer for another All Female Led Capeshit flick
Is Hollywood autistic?
>All Female Led Capeshit flick bombs on the weekend. >Literally a few days later
>All Female Led Capeshit flick bombs on the weekend
>Literally a few days later
>Trailer for another All Female Led Capeshit flick
Is Hollywood autistic?
The difference being they're all attractive this time.
Wrong
You are not attracted to women then
Ortega and the blonde girl are. Nix the Black person and the grandma.
>34
>grandma
She's over the hill. It's time for her to start playing teachers, witches, and other roles meant for old ladies like her.
40 is over the hill.
20 is over the hill.
I went to school with a girl who had a kid when she was like 15. if you keep that up you could be a great great grandma by the age of 60.
>Ortega
They all look the same to me
4 u
>attractive
Id let her suck my hog
I have Black fatigue, but I don't thinks she's really ugly
She's trans, lol!
>"I've had my share, of the crying game..."
>washed up plain jane b***h from 50 shades of grey
>dopey eyed goofy looking post wall titty monster prostitute (hiding her only enjoyable feature)
>Black person
moner is the single saving grace, my dude
>ugly spic
>post wall roastie
>FAS face
Did you forget to put on your glasses lil buddy?
low-t/dried up roastie post
The FAS-suffering mouth breather is the hottest of the bunch. And you can not change my mind.
Yea it's coming out in February, so I don't think they are expecting a blockbuster here. And as much as this cast is pure Cinemaphile waifu bait, I'm not sure if the general public even knows who these actresses are.
>Bing Bing Fan
>from the director of the worst X-men movie to date
You mean ALL OF THEM?
Every movie in that franchise sucked. Yes including the one you like that you're about to Go "even ____" that one was SHIT, it was the worst, the absolute fricking worst. Your taste is terrible.
You seem upset friend. Would you like to talk about it? I’m listening
>Professor Chad Xavier at your service
Yes anon, this film's trailer just dropped out of the ether magically. Until now, t
>Anon thinks movie trailers are made before the movie is made
Please tell me you guys aren't all this moronic.
"Females" bomb, we'll see how females do
>moner, dakota, syd all at once
>its modern sexless capeshit
not fair
So weird seeing this trailer with them all being sexless and subdued. you just know all these women would much prefer capeshit roles where they get to act all prostitutey and wear frick all for outfits.
There have been dozens of female lead bombs. The 355, Charlie's Angels, Atomic Blonde, the list is almost as long as raceswapped movies that bombed.
But this one while it still looks terrible, other than the black girl I'd happily hop into bed with any of the three. It'll still be cringe, but the trailer is selectively hiding the chests of the suits. It's very simple. If they're formfitting and emphasize their busts I will go watch it in theater. If they in any way hide or minimize their busts in the costumes I won't even fricking pirate it.
But some anon said it, they'll probably never *actually* wear the fricking costumes. The movie's about precognition, all the costumed scenes are probably going to be from some bleak possible future. The trailer doesn't show them together in costume so probably each one is a possibility but each one ultimately fails.
From what I've heard the plot is they're "helping peter parker be born" so probably they each fight the bad guy in another timeline and each loses and then they realize the right timeline requires Peter Parker who *can* beat the bad guy.
Which is dumb convoluted shit, but at least it's portraying Peter as important.
So it's Terminator, except using clairvoyance instead of time travel, but functionally the same, like with the Nic Cage movie Next, and Peter Parker is John Conner that the girls have to protect from Evil Spider-Man, even as they're being hunted by Evil Spider-Man?
Movie?
Madame Web
>>All Female Led Capeshit flick bombs on the weekend
Only because you misogynists won't buy tickets.
It was obviously deliberate as Sony wanted to tell viewers who didn't show up for The Marvels that Madame Web actually has beautiful women.
They went for contrast marketing (our product is better than the one currently at the theaters) and it worked as it has generated a lot of buzz for Madame Web (some 15 million views combined in around 13h)
is that my girl isabela moner? lmao i have never seen her in any film apart from that one transformers film. Cinemaphile only ever posts pictures of her relaxing on the beach or whatever so i thought she's permanently unemployed
>she's permanently unemployed
This is her big break! She's gonna flex those acting chops hard!
>Cinemaphile only ever posts pictures of her relaxing on the beach or whatever so i thought she's permanently unemployed
She has a job and it's called yachting.
Why is best Emma not featured more prominently
Because le epic tweest that she's Peter Parker's mom.
It's ok, we're gonna watch this one because the girls are hot
I'm definitely planning on torrenting it.
Absolutely tone deaf. Sony is the only studio more moronic than DC right now.
On the contrary, it's brilliantly timed marketing. See
Except this one doesn't look like garbage
It looks like trash but the girls are cute you mean…
How much did Snöy pay you?
That 50 shades b***h has to be the worst actress working today
> I eat MATH for breakfast
>I'm le heckin' SMART girl boss!
It's all so tiresome
If this is anything like that Charlie's Angel remake, the "smart" one is also the brawns and the femme fatale; because all 3 of them were the smart one, the brawns, and the femme fatale. Because women can do it all and chicks get it done.
I'm not old enough to remember but were graphical t-shirts a thing in the 90s?
Women are earning all the young men's money because of the #metoo shit. They're confused as frick why women aren't spending money on capeshit movies in groups. It only seems logical to them. LOL!
olivia wild sucked and fricked MANY dicks to get directorial duty on this shithole
It's directed by S. J. Clarkson
oh, i was thinking spider woman
which will prolly be just as bad
why dakota given a very bad not good style
If they allow them to dress sexily that will be the deciding factor at this point. Sex sells and I legit believe it'll do well if they push that angle again and stop being afraid of some weirdo puritans on fricking socials. Pic not related.
The director looks like a gender studies teacher. You can forget about the "male gaze" shit
At this point if you still don't get it you probably never will.
the fact Dakota Johnson is getting ignored is proof Cinemaphile is reddit central.
Im looking forward to watching her latest kino. I hope she wears a bikini