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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, the kid is a new low even for Diznee. Why couldn't she be like 13-15 with some acting skills?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idk I just put episode 4 on the background knowing it would be pure shit but I just looked up and he was blocking blasts with his lightsaber and doing marginally cool shit then he wiped out a floor of storm troopers by rerouting some water behind glass.

      For some reason I thought we getting more Republic years kino when Anakin was padawan to Obi. I'm sure it could have worked with makeup. I haven't tuned into the show yet, didn't expect it to look so shoddy and retread the wholesome kid/father figure stuff again

      Nobody wanted deep character studies in Star Wars, they want cool shit. Obi sulking for three episodes is pointless

      After the phantom menace what star wars needs is MORE KIDS. Honestly though nothing Disney makes is canon

      Racist misogynist Chuds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ahem... Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why couldn’t she be 14-15 with budding, supple breasts and a tight ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this. She is cute but her acting sucks.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your wiener*

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I just put episode 4 on the background knowing it would be pure shit but I just looked up and he was blocking blasts with his lightsaber and doing marginally cool shit then he wiped out a floor of storm troopers by rerouting some water behind glass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >putting something on without the intent to watch it
      Why are zoomers like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        friend/background noise simulator

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have better things to do

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    instead you got this abomination KEK
    they pissed right in your face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have been saying variations of your post ever since the Phantom Menace. Unreal what this franchise has suffered through.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit image
        >deflection to prequels
        Yep, it's a Disney shill.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I thought we getting more Republic years kino when Anakin was padawan to Obi. I'm sure it could have worked with makeup. I haven't tuned into the show yet, didn't expect it to look so shoddy and retread the wholesome kid/father figure stuff again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell no hayden looks 50

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody wanted deep character studies in Star Wars, they want cool shit. Obi sulking for three episodes is pointless

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEY RUINED MY CHILDRENS SHOW AGAIN!!! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After the phantom menace what star wars needs is MORE KIDS. Honestly though nothing Disney makes is canon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do 30 year old losers hate kids so much? I thought the white race needed to reproduce?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This show is tailored for millenials

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kids are very seldom good actors

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every single day there's at least one post on this board of seething at Leia. Has there ever been a little girl that could so easily enrage an entire board before?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Masha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those little hands
      Must. Protect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Everyone's angry at the negress, troony. Stop forcing this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The actress is fine enough, making Leia part of the story (presumably setting up a spinoff) completely fricked the plot and it’s literally all the show is about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Other than the fact I’m concerned about the little girl’s safety because that industry is overflowing with child predators, her abilities as an actress aren’t an issue.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s honestly not the worst and well cast if you see a pic of Carrie from the same age. The problem with her is that she shouldn’t be in the show to begin with. Why couldn’t we get a show where each episode has a 2-3 year time jump showing what obi was doing watching over luke in small bites

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skywalkers are the Black folk of the Star Wars universe.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And you thought they'd give you what you wanted?
    What have we learned?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just assumed they wouldn't make the same moronic mistakes Lucas did

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for a child actor she's doing well and you know it, it's just that people are understandably hypervigilant for flaws in any disney star wars property since it is by and large a pointless clusterfrick. i mean what's the next show... a fricking cassian andor show. seriously, this leia who is doing ok is the least of our concerns imho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no list of priorities moron. She cannot act worth shit and we will continue to point this out 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's a good child actress, redditard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >169500588
          > (You)
          >

          Stop making fun of this girl.

          (You)
          This is me, the others are a troony falsely claiming that the child is being attacked.

          >The only problem was too much unneeded focus on her.
          I think the real problem is that she's too out of character for a ten year old girl. She should be far more frightened than she is and let Obi-Wan do most of the talking.

          You're right, but that is the writing. If they were going to write her as a smug smart kid she should have made more insults towards the Black person I think

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >If they were going to write her as a smug smart kid she should have made more insults towards the Black person I think
            They can't put her in front of Reva or any of the other inquisitors without fricking up A New Hope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no list of priorities moron. She cannot act worth shit and we will continue to point this out 🙂

      She's a good child actress, redditard

      Any problems with Leia can be blamed on the writers, such as how they put her in front of a force-sensitive woman and fricked up A New Hope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only problem was too much unneeded focus on her. If the focus was primarily on Obi Wan with her following along it would have been good.

        Nope.

        >wojak
        Opinion discarded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The only problem was too much unneeded focus on her.
          I think the real problem is that she's too out of character for a ten year old girl. She should be far more frightened than she is and let Obi-Wan do most of the talking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly and non biasedly this

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shirleia Temple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop making fun of this girl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I spit on her.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with nu wars being so fricking boring? i quit mando 4 episodes in. boba fett 3 episodes in and i didnt make it through obis first episode.
    of course ist shit but damn its sooo painfully boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Disney barely has enough creative talent to fill a single movie with ideas and drama that actually matter. When they stretch out an 8 hour movie "show" it's like watching paint dry.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The kid is actually good, but the overall writing, dialogs and co is fricking horrible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. there is also not a single ounce of chemistry on the set. its ogre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the kid is cute and an okay enough actress

      the writing and direction is nickelodeon level, that's not her fault

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has a child actor ever given a good performance when they're this young? The only one I can think of is the little Japanese girl in Pacific Rim but she was only in the movie for one scene and did a convincing job crying in fear of a kaiju.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole "Obi and little Leia had an adventure together" is kind of a retcon, isn't it? I mean you'd think she'd mention it in the transmission in New Hope, but it's very clear in that movie that it's only someone she herd about - not actually met.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh? You don't know about the jedi mind trick? The one that can alter memory?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obi also said Yoda trained him, but i don't see anyone complaining about Quigon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yoda trained EVERY Jedi when theyre kids.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Answer me then. How many times until you start listening to people that it's going to be same mouse shit as always? 7,8,9, Fett, Sw games... Why are you homosexuals always "this time will be different"? Why? Why? Why? Why can't you just ignore something and don't watch it? Why do you have to be a part of everything? Is it friends, people you know? When they ask you? Just tell them you didn't see it or plan to. Is it so hard?

    What i want to say is, you accepted being it like this.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is a 10 year old in America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the actress is in fact 10. its hilarious i thought she was supposed to be 4 or something.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is Book of Boba Fett came out and it was all Tatooine gun slinging, and then they release this which by definition should only take place on Tatooine and invoke Luke, since he knows who Obi Wan is in the story. So these morons in charge over course correct, and decide to take Obi Wan off world, involve Leia, add the worst-cast antagonist of all time, and take a shit on the canon. I stopped watching after ep 2. This serves no point and is worthless all in all.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ohhh get subverted, Star Wars gay. The force is female

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now the prequel kids know how original trilogy Luke fans felt, and the EU chads before them. The circle is now complete, Disney has killed it all.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first draft had better ideas that they just threw out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn’t be a Disney Star Wars project without Kathleen throwing out ideas and rewriting projects. Also firing people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only stories that survived that are Rogue One, Solo, and The Mandalorian.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch the show. What's the issue? Too focused on Leia?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no story or character. Just disconnected dialogue and awful acting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's written and directed like a nickelodeon show

      just watch a webm of one of the "exciting chase sequences"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i look at it this way, they had an opportunity to do something new with this show, but almost every single main aspect of the show is recycled material that we've already seen before and its done badly. Leia, Darth Vader, the Inquisitors, its all shit thats had plenty of previous screentime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >poor pacing and editing. emotional moments have quick cutaways negating the impact. It's all very 'safe'.
      example: we follow a young npc jedi who is being hounded by the empire. He's looks like a mixed race. The empire finds and kills him and leaves his body hanging in mos eisley. The framing initially suggests he was 'lynched' but all the wires around his arms and body make him look like they spent time hanging him up there... for some reason.
      >plot contradictions and poor character choices
      Kenobi is specifically trying to lay low. tells NPC jedi to just walk away and bury the lightsaber in the desert somewhere, the jedi are dead. In the next scene tries to show himself to Luke, and insists the boy must be trained. Ben also buries his saber in the desert, but manages to find it and dig it up later... somehow.
      >Leia
      Poorly written. Not the actress' fault (shes like 7 or something frick) but everyone talks about the chase scenes. I also dislike how she is inconsistent with actual Leia. Actual Leia was a spoiled brat with a smart mouth and guts. YL has genius insight, even for an adult, and is completely unfazed by all the violence and uncertainty around her. She's kidnapped, watches someone die, sees the bad man break her beloved droid, and is taken to someplace far away from home. The whole time shes just a little marvel hero full of wise cracks and confidence. It goes back to
      >pacing and editing
      because any vulnerability or fear the audience might have for this little girl getting kidnapped, is completely brushed away because there's never any time or significance to make the scenes matter. Boring.
      >Kenobis Behaviour
      It just bothers me that he's trying not attract attention while sabotaging a drug lab, chasing a little girl through a busy city street calling out her name, repeatedly. Never using any ingenuity or subterfuge or cleverness. No, he just goes right in and makes with the Kung Fu. So fricking stupid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and is completely unfazed by all the violence and uncertainty around her

        probably trying to explain why she watches her planet get destroyed in ep4 and barely gives a shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >continue'd

        Fricking disney trying to get the diversity card while also, having every major character be white. Look at the civilians in mos eisley? You can guess. There's a fat white girl, a middle aged asian dude and his middle aged, black wife. There's a little girl who is white with a little boy who is mexican and the girl has purple hair. These are the civilians that make up mos eisley. I just think it's so fricking cheap and safe. They could have made a cool villian to wrap the show around, but all the mystique around the inquisitor is invalidated in the first scene.

        It just sucks man. It's cheap looking, and it looks rushed. It's like they are trying to piss people off. Watch the chase scene. Tell me your immersion isn't ruined the second you see her little baby legs running like a toddlers. How did the editor look at that and say, yeah, that works. HOW!~?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't watch the show. What's the issue?

      The scene where baby Leia runs away from the kidnappers was straight out of Benny Hill…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=49

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Think of a problem a show could conceivably have. I promise you Obi Wan has it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE FORCE IS FEMALE

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars fans harassing a child actor, what else is new.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your increase from 4 inches to 5 inches while dilating.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Be glad anyone chooses to act in your trash series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't watch Star Wars. The last eleven movies I watched were Zatoichi. Frick off and stop consooming products for children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one is harassing a child actress. Stop forcing this.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >say everything is dogshit, but the kid is ok
    >MUH SHILL
    Multi quoting gays are always the dumbest morons.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s so cute!

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >phantom menace bad because child actor
    >hey let's make the obi wan show 90% child actor
    Are Disney morons

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently the original story was Obi protecting Luke from the Hutts. That was before the rewrites that gave us what we have now. Apparently that treatment was “worse” but I don’t believe that is possible.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEY COULDN'T EVEN CAST A CUTE e-girl

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just FF thru the baby Leia scenes. Nothing of value is lost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know? you haven't watched them through the first time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how do you know? you haven't watched them through the first time

        I watched the first episode normally and after at that, realized there was no need to watch any of the subsequent baby Leia scenes.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they robbed us of phantom pain kino obi wan being terrorized by anakin
    ...

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obi-Wan is a straight, white male. Stop acting like you're shocked this is how the show turned out.

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