All Knights Are Bastards

All Knights Are Bastards

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now this guy gets it!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruber is based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quest For Camelot: The Fairy-Tale Film That's Better Than Shrek 2

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH FIONA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in her ogre form only

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about squires

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm, I'm not sure if Shrek 2 has any of those tbh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a small penis or big clit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        huge cameltoe

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fairies always screech that knights should be defunded or abolished altogether
    >also cry to the local lord when ogre nationalists so much as breathe in their general direction

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lego Movie is funnier than Shrek 2 in terms of "throw as many gags as possible" animation comedies imo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lego Movie aged like wine while Shrek 2 aged like milk. You'd be hard pressed to find a kid today who'd get this joke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So many heart signs in Shrek 2. Totally different from the first movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Justin Timberlake still exists, he was still very popular until this decade.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plus, that poster was from Fiona's teenage years. It still works.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cut bionicle
        Nah, TLM is garbage.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They made a joke about Bionicle being an abandoned property though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A grim sin to be sure but perhaps inevitable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is 0 connections between those movies.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shark Tale is shit. 🙂

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, generally knights were thuggish brutes and tales of gentric gallantry was meant to inspire them to fall in line and stop being as such, and when that failed they came up with the Crusades to get some new territory and resources while also having a huge break from the bullshit the knights were constantly getting into.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >read about Crusades
      >read about how much shit that knights were up to BEFORE they even left Europe
      >read about how much they wanted and tried to screw each other over, while also being a bunch of thugs to nearly every town, village, or city they ran through
      Between this and reading about the samurai in Japan, the rich and privileged treating the world like their personal toilet seems to be a universal constant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it has been, anon

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Klm

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All Cartoons are Frickin Dicks

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T STEED

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgetting to include the best joke in the whole movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you realized the knight just pulled the catnip from his gloves

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw grew up in the 90s
    >parents had cops on every night

    Shit was great.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who uses that phrase just screams "black person confirmed" to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      White punk homosexuals say ACAB. Blacks just say frick the police.

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