ALL SHE WANTED WAS TO BE A MOMMY!

Why won't anyone give her babies?!?!??!

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shes dating a fucking onions boy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he still has time to grow out of it. the real problem here is the age gap.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This stupid homosexual won't ever grow up, her clock is ticking no time to waste dammit!!! Lizzie needs her babies!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          anon, how can you say that about picrel. he's just an infant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is an "Onions boy?"

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She needs a real man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Liz will never steal you to be her kid

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Her s-0-y boy boyfriend won't ever give her children...

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She deserves to be impregnated by a real man, she deserves anything she wants, she deserves happiness

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look how happy she is just to be on a date, the stupid s-o-y boy is probably talking about how he had a headache and how he didn't like the new star wars IM SO MADDDD

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could be the chosen one... but I'm not... I will never have Lizzie... I don't want to live anymore...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon there's many more beautiful women out there that you will never have.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just her looks, it's her personality, it's the fact that she's only been with like 3 boyfriends and doesn't whore herself but wears cool clothes

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No girl will ever compare... I will just meet a girl and compare them to Lizzie and they will always come short... I need to just end things now...

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My sister is 21 and she randomly goes on about how she wants to have 2 kids. She says she doesnt want to be a crazy cat lady with no kids like my aunt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cool just make sure she won't get knocked out b a nagger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post her number. I've got a 6 figure job I own a house. I'm physically fit. I currently have a live in girlfriend but I dont trust her genes to invest in a kid only with her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. baboon

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no artsy chic NYC Elizabeth Olsen to go walk the streets with after you pick her up from theater

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lizzy is the best actress in Marvel.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shes literally perfect

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God damn.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon, does this bikini make my butt look too big?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Lizzie talks to me
        >instantly cum and shit myself
        >"y-y-ye-yes mo-m-m-mommy d-dearest.."

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is "yes, but in a good way" a proper response?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My waifu back the fuck up

      i dont' see any baby in her vagina she single to me what timmy gon do about it

      >Anon, does this bikini make my butt look too big?

      step aside manchild comic lovers.

      Yes, they live there in the year 2028, why didn't she just go to a sperm bank, bear and raise her own children? Where is all that "post-modernism" that they talk about and portray so much in their own movies (Marvel)?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What did bastard fall out of vogue as an insult?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mid

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why can't she dress like that in the movies?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My waifu back the fuck up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i dont' see any baby in her vagina she single to me what timmy gon do about it

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can smell the haunted pussy from here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's not her, that's the ugly Ogre replica they have at Disneyland

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Her nude scene in Oldboy is quite coom worthy, bros.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"anon would you support me in becoming the greatest marvel superhero the film world has ever seen?"

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was homeless the day she served food

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how shit the israeli goblina felt when she was standing next to this goddess

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >outrageous comic proportions

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are her leaks real or fake, anon?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Explain to me how all of the other Wandas in the other universes got babies. And if it's through sex, why didn't this occur to Ruined-Makeup Wanda?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She never had sexy time and remained a pure virgin. Even if she were to try and have babies they wouldn't be the same kids she wanted.

      (Which is fine since I would have been the daddy and I have great genes)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Even if she were to try and have babies they wouldn't be the same kids she wanted.
        So what? She needs to live in reality. And can't she influence the sperm that hits her egg with magic, so it guarantees it's the kids the wants?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how it works, where would she get the exact sperm? Literally billions of sperm die an hour in your balls, she grew fond of the kids she raised in WandaVision and wanted those EXACT ones, That's why she only chose the realities where those exact kids were her children and not the other multiverses where she has ugly mix raced goblinos

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I know what her intention is. I still think it's weird it never crossed her or anyone else's mind that she can have children the natural way, if she wants them.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The dumbest thing in the movie is her life is shittier than all the other Wanda's, making it obvious that someone is pulling some cosmic shit on her, but Waldron and Raimi, being lazy hacks, makes the whole story about the stupid kids.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Even if she were to try and have babies they wouldn't be the same kids she wanted.

          Are you retarded?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chthon would just make the babies die. He can simply use the chaos magic in her to sterilise her or make the babies stillborn.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chthon is only interested in 616 Wanda. He gave MCU/616 Wanda powers, used the mind stone to unlock them, and as a result the others all have powers, too. But the other Wanda's are nothingburgers, a bunch of nobodies.

      Vision only exists in 616. He does not exist in the other universes, precisely because Chthon never bothered with those.

      Chthon has made sure 616 Wanda's life is utter shit. Her timeline is a nightmare because it's been designed that way.

      The Wanda's can dream about each other via chaos magic connection, so 838 Wanda may have dreamed 616 Wanda's shite life.

      Chthon put a Hex Billy and Tommy in the Darkhold, but Wanda destroyed the Darkhold so their spirits have gone into new bodies.

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    Anonymous
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  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if no guy wants to impregnate you, then the problem is you.
    it's usually a combination of being a slut during prime fertility years and being too picky.
    even a slut can get pregnant if she stops taking birth control. it's not like a woman can't get pregnant.

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