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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this looks terrible

    "I sold my black baby to the white slavers"

    -George Fricking Lucas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he probably shouldn't have trusted a israelite and a woman so readily.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait, are you trying to pretend this looks GOOD? you disney corposhills are getting worse at your jobs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like a tv show at least, which i'll take over the fan-film quality of obi-wan.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mon Mothma aged great and is still a hot piece of ass

    I shall watch for her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the milf is mon? sick

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bottom middle
    finally, it only took disney a decade, but they finally made a cool alien design

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that guy's existed for a while, might still be a disney invention, but that alien is not new

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks very lifeless. Soulless, if you will.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Middle one
    Am i supposed not to root for her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares what you do simp homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Apparently you do..

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does this look like a feature film, and fricking KENOBI looked like a CW show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      covid fricking up the schedule

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were selling Kenobi solely on Ewan, Vader and strong black wymon, so they didn't bother putting actual effort into it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >color palette: black, white
    >desaturate

    enjoy your superrealism anon

    contrast that to the green & blue of naboo, the orange dust of geonosis, the over the top red tint of mustafar

    imo color makes places very memorable, and whoever decided to go with that aesthetic just make it painful for your memory to go "ah yes that planet full of gray and splashes of white"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ordinarily I agree. Directors leaning on the desaturate button to make it look artistic is the second lamest shit ever (the lamest being the wankers who fall for it).

      But that said, I don't think the establishing shots of the prequels were anything particularly special. I can go to my art folder and immediately find stuff that makes your case better than you do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        post on /wg/ these look great

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally just that virtual set thing they use. The capital outlay is huge but after than it's cheap as frick to do shit like that.

    It's completely wasted at Lucasfilm under Kathleen Kennedy, it's another on of those things Favreau did well while she wasn't looking.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so glad they're moving away from that moronic cheap looking panoramic television screens powered by Unreal Engine, even though Unity looks significantly better than Unreal Engine ever could hope to be

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >budget
    The Unreal Engine backgrounds are fine and all. Pay attention to what they're putting in front of it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will probably stream it but it will probably be shit or mediocre kids tv at best like Mando

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kids tv
      homie it's star wars, what are you expecting exactly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WAR in the STARS , STAR WARS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so you want another shit movie like rogue one?

          >kids
          doesn't mean anything, if something is made for kids in a general sense it can still be good or bad no matter the viewer's age

          even Lucas said multiple tines "made it for kids but ofc it's for all ages", this just means you use mostly children level ideas and avoid gore and sex

          yeah, that's my point. it's not an insult, i'm just saying star wars never pretended to be anything high-brow or deep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kids
        doesn't mean anything, if something is made for kids in a general sense it can still be good or bad no matter the viewer's age

        even Lucas said multiple tines "made it for kids but ofc it's for all ages", this just means you use mostly children level ideas and avoid gore and sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All Star wars is a massive toy commercial for 10 year old boys.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It genuinely doesn't look good. It has that cheap feeling of rushed show for the sake of a quick profit.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No Bunnyfu, no watch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute woman. Too bad she's a prostitute like the rest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bunnies are the purest, least whorish of all the creatures.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All actresses are rabid prostitutes. Each and every single one of them partook in orgies with giant penises.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon...there is an idiom specifically about fricking like rabbits

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this lol
            but rabbits are monogamous for life tho or on average tend to be, there are some errors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She'd be like 8 at this point, so we'd get another shitty child actor like Leia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just have it be a framed narrative where Jyn and Casio are in star wars heaven reflecting on their lives

        Lots of potential for cute teary-eyed rabbit reaction shots and also they can retcon her into being Rey's mother or something

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like that! Keep it vague. Is this a dream? Heaven? An alternate timeline? What's going on?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And the twist at the end when Casablanca achieves catharsis is that little gay from the Rebels cartoon suddenly walks through a time portal along with the rest of the Rogue One squad

            "We still have work to do"

            And they all walk into the portal together into a new timeline to retcon the Disney version of Episode 3.5 events and

            Why did they have to kill them all off? If they kept them alive they could do tons of side stories about secret missions to obtain all kinds of shit from the Empire during the civil war. Make it Oceans 11 in SPAAAACE.
            Suitable for movies and tv shows. Opportunities for classic character cameos.

            becomes their new cash cow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has a white nazi-woman in it. Though she probably will get blacked in EP2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they have to kill them all off? If they kept them alive they could do tons of side stories about secret missions to obtain all kinds of shit from the Empire during the civil war. Make it Oceans 11 in SPAAAACE.
      Suitable for movies and tv shows. Opportunities for classic character cameos.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we just gave EVERYONE General Veers' iconic armor
    I hate Disney so fricking much

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Genocide simps.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is Stellan doing here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's been in all kinds of capeshit and b-movies, it's just star wars left

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i love that guy, no amount of capeshit can ever sully him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i like him, i just don't understand how he's been acting in Hollywood for nearly 40 years and he still has a heavy accent

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AotC is better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does look better but it's thanks to Lucas believe it or not, he has an eye for pleasant aesthetic feelings in movies.
      It could be achieved with Unreal Engine stuff as well but you need the visionary director and his autism over the shoulder over the colorists until it's all OK according to his eyes alone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worst of George era Star Wars is better than the best of Disney era Star Wars.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >holiday special is better than Solo
        I dunno, bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holiday special was actively destroyed by Lucas, it isn't part of his "era"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When creators could still feel ashamed about their product. If the holiday special was done today, it would have an RT score around 90% and shills claiming it was good, experimental and a parody of contemporary tv.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you're alone? your last name is Solo now
          >Lando fricks a SJW droid
          Yeah.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You just know all those opinions would go out the window once that droid just got some male attention

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this would be true, except rogue one is the best star wars movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shit plot, characters and visuals
          >best star wars movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worst of George era Star Wars is better than the best of Disney era Star Wars.

      Say what you want about him, but he can make a film

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they stole the LAATs now
    hehehehehe

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Style over substance yet again.
    Why does everything look so polished? They have seen the OT, haven’t they?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like all freshly graduated DoPs think they have to shoot everything as if they are the new Kubrick even when the script is worse than 70s gonzo porn and it's another one of 1000 newly released generic shitshows on Netflix.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's the digital cameras. the sets and prop work is good, but digital just doesn't capture it properly and often makes it look worse than it is. rogue one has the same problem, but it's still the best looking nuwars movie by a mile. i wish they would just stop using digital, but that won't happen

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everything look so bland and sterile?

    Also why do all the costumes look BRAND NEW. Like they just bought it. Nothing looks weathered. Nothing looks used. No looks remotely scratched. Have they learned nothing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also why do all the costumes look BRAND NEW.
      Do you know anything about fascism? A big part of it is aesthetics, like why they got Hugo Boss to design nazi uniforms. 90% of the Empire is appearances.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is no one going to comment on the straight up unchanged bagger 288 in the top middle? How fricking lazy can you get?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Andor is Disney's answer to the rampant Trumpism in America. They're going to shine a light on the corruption and evil that Trumpian policies have enabled and magnified so you'd better believe that they will spare no expense for such a noble venture that will literally save our country's democracy.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like dogshit, frick you

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