All they had to do was get her top off and this wouldn't have bombed

This had to have been the most out of touch and pointless reboot of all time. What were they thinking?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to get those out and touch the points, ifyaknowatimean

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming this is 'Baywatch'? Yes, what were they thinking. A show that got famous for breasts and running and for some reason they thought men would like to look at Dwayne Johnson and Zack Effron their bodies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know exactly why it was that way. Demoralization and ESG. Plus, there's no point in the era of easily accessible smut. Who cares if this one specific nobody prostitute didn't get her knockers out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > there's no point in the era of easily accessible smut.

        porn addiction mentality. A good movie with a hot woman has far more impact and enduring appeal than any of your copy paste demoralizing porn. Part of the reason that Japanese media is so popular is because they still cater to normal males.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Plus, there's no point in the era of easily accessible smut
        I hate this argument so much. Easily accessible smut doesn't have the same production values (light/camera/make-up) and it's much hotter when it's "respectable" mainstream actresses doing it instead of nude models soon to be porn prostitutes.

        Why don't you anti softcore morons ever understand this. Just shut the frick up and go away with your shit opinions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since when did the OG Baywatch have full-on nudity?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        As stated here,

        It was r-rated.
        They dropped multiple "frick"s and there was even (male) nudity along with a bunch of sex jokes

        The film was r-rated and advertised as having nudity in it. And they cast a woman who's literally only famous for showing her boobs.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it has dick shots, instead of boobs that are PG13

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had a lot of racy jokes in the movie and played a lot with that fact the show sold sex. But they never had explicit sex either.

      It failed because it was more a comedy than action and felt more like a parody of Baywatch than a reboot.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked to get some top off from her if you pick up what I’m throwing down.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umm no? Clearly everyone wanted to see The Rock's butt cheeks.
    Don't you know anything about marketing?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many old hags clogging up the production line.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could you miss the bikinis design in a movie called Baywatch. They look like shit. What a waste.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted the pg13 rating so gen x would take their zoomer kids to see it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was r-rated.
      They dropped multiple "frick"s and there was even (male) nudity along with a bunch of sex jokes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They needed woody harrelson as executive producer

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mammario was a 'one and done' when it came to nudity, after True Detective she kept her shirt on full time.
    Her protégé is going a different route by getting naked as often as possible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always two there are, no more, no less.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *four

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got her breasts out in White Lotus you stupid frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She also got naked in White Lotus and in Lost Girls.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has there been so many Daddario threads as of late?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP and the Paris Hilton poster are trying to one up each other

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She posts here.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why has nobody made a movie where daddario is a hot aristocratic vampire? wtf are they even doing???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they usually don't make a movie just for a specific actor to play a character

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes i know captain aspergers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is playing a witch right now. Mayfield Witches.

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