>all this merchandise that no one is going to buy

>all this merchandise that no one is going to buy
it's over turtle bros

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the film making money at least?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably going to take a couple more months, but if the merch isn't moving it doesn't really matter if it 2-3x its production budget to properly break even.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll definitely make money on such a low budget

      https://i.imgur.com/oap8YpE.jpg

      >all this merchandise that no one is going to buy
      it's over turtle bros

      Looks like a lot of that stock has sold actually

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a bunch of the mutants action figures

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just to end up in a landfill or the ocean. God nothing more wasteful than corps

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying TMNT goysloppers won’t buy all this
    They are one of the biggest groups who buy garbage like this alongside all animegays and Marvelgays, they will sel put all of this just because TMNT is on the line

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the fans are just buying all the nostalgia bait merch that they're selling online. Remakes of old action figures and street fighter skins and whatever else they're shitting out as fast as possible to make a quick buck.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop using words that you made up when high and reading Ann Rand Followers websites. You're not sober enough to understand how stupid you sound.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Goynsoomer

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I just buy a Reflex-6?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...Do you need a nerf gun?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not believe in the 2nd amendment?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s one of the few Nerf guns that you can prime and shoot with one hand so if that’s your fantasy go for it

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the sad ass person buying Monopoly of any sort in 2023

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Presumably the same kind of sad homosexual who unironically buys funkopops

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So probably

        Who is the sad ass person buying Monopoly of any sort in 2023

        then

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where Rise Splinter

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you sure? we have the same display too and its pretty empty in the toy parts of it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is impressed by your toy collection.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why you taking pictures of children's toys anon

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, maybe they'll realize people don't want this bullshit version

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are some ugly ass designs.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It actually would be a good idea to buy some figures. If virtually nobody buys them than the majority will end up destroyed so any remaining figures will be extremely rare. And you know collectors will want them down the road even if they don't like the movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If no one is buying them now, they go to the bargain bin first, then usually shipped off to dollar stores or overstock sellers... and then the dump. Stop thinking like an NFTgay.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is merch from the 2007 movie valuable? That's old enough for it to be nostalgic to someone by now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There won't be any collectors of this stuff in the future because the nostalgia market will dry up. To have nostalgia you need a slow culture. This is just future landfills in the same way funko pops are. How many of you got rich off of grandma's porcelain trinkets and baubles she had metric tons of?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    At least Rise had a completely non-villainous Karai

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did you somehow forget Viacom is still having problems in spite of Top Gun Maverick doing well

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think you mean especially with how incredibly fricking cute PAW Patrol is and how perfectly it cornered the kiddy market

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that the April figure is only available in this figure set to avoid a Rose Tico situation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looool bye bye weird Viacom schizo

      Good business sense. She'll just be relegated to the bottom of the toy box and everyone's happy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looool bye bye weird Viacom schizo
        Probably just Delete-kun. He just does that in every TMNT thread.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Strange repetitive behavior and an overreliance on the word "toyetic"
          Easy diagnosis

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Screaming about Karai, also.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rose Tico
      I would pay so much money for a figurine of her in a slave bikini.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They're losing tens of billions, paramount's stock is in the shitter, and they had to absorb a secondary streaming service into Paramount+ to try and keep it afloat, even though it's also burning billions. The strikes have also gone on long enough that the production gap is going to murder their ability to get anything new in the next year.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Transformers Rise of Beasts underperformed
    Mission Impossible 7 underperformed
    Paramount+ is still dealing with losses even though the losses appears to have slowed down

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Perhaps if you were given more toys and were neglected less you'd cry less about how successful the puppy show is LOL

    [...]

    Viacom only gets a small slice of the PAW Patrol pie. They have US only airing rights and created the first movie which was released during covid. Though it still performed very well.
    They don't get fat on the multimillion toy sales, that goes to Spin Master
    The upcoming second movie might be very good for their books though

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody has touched the Monopoly

    Now I know what will end up in dollar stores this Christmas.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is barely out in any territories
    It'll probably be a decent success, fugly April and all

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are multiple turtle projects ongoing in 2022-2023.
    >Mutant Mayhem
    >New Animated Series
    >Last Ronin Game
    >IDW comics

    It's a good time to be a TMNT fan. There are so many IPs that fell by the wayside but TMNT just keeps swinging, year after year. More stuff, more chances, more versions. It's incredible. I haven't seen Mutant Mayhem yet I don't know if it's shit or amazing. But the fact it's still going is admirable at the very least.

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