>all toys are shown to be immortal
lmao, the series became cursed with the idea the vast majority of all loved objects were now suffering forever abandoned in a pit somewhere
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He was unironically in the right though considering TS3
Maybe if you’re some midwit atheist an eternity of being stared at by chinks through glass sounds great but a single lifetime of bringing love and joy to a child is the right thing to do as a toy, Woody was definitely right.
This. They are effigies created for the purpose of bringing joy to children. Being in a museum, they might as well be frozen in carbonite.
dumb Black person. you literally think you're gonna go to heaven and worship god forever but nah midwit dumbfrick ashiest are soo dumb they'd wanna be started at forever or something
way to project and advertise that you feel like a moron for believing in god.
what kind of israeli blather is this I don’t even know what you’re trying to say
Why are you reposting my post from 10 hours ago
lmfao I thought it was funny but the thread 404’d
It’s true though they went out of their way to show Jessie stays sentient and DESTROYED just because her kid grows out of her, like come on guys where does all this sentient life go at the end of things
Not to mention all the forks and shit that comes to life. Landfills upon landfills of trillions of sapient lives in anguish waiting for the half life of the molecules they’re made up of to disassociate millions of years from now.
Toy Story beaten only by Brave Little Toaster for attachment disorder psychosis
What even is the point of Toy Story or Brave Toasters? To… take care of your belongings or? The real toys were the friends we made along the way? I don’t get it.
Toy Story was just a romp with toys learning to be friends, Brave Little Toaster is by a psychotic gay suicide performer
Fair enough but what’s the subtext? Because honestly these are pieces of plastic that shouldn’t even exist, why are we polluting the Earth to manufacture this crap when toys could be made from wood like the old days? Dead whales are considered hazardous waste because of how poisonous the ocean is.
plastic is a byproduct of oil production so it's going to exist anyway
To turn everyone into hoarders.
>Toy Story
It's about getting a little sibling and not being the center of Mom and Dad's attention anymore. First the oldest sibling is insanely jealous and wants the younger gone, but eventually realizes they have a best friend that will be with them forever and idolize them as the older, wiser version.
>Toy Story 2
Treasure the good times in life. Even if they're fleeting, the memories are worth the pain of loss. Ultimately, 'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
>Toy Story 3
Do not blindly resist change. The old will pass away, but the new can be a fresh beauty. Clinging too tightly to the status quo causes bitterness and disappointment.
>Toy Story 4
Disney noticed a franchise it hadn't completely shit up.
>Toy Story 5
Disney REALLY NEEDS MONEY and Toy Story is basically the only franchise left that people don't instinctively reject.
>Even if they're fleeting, the memories are worth the pain of loss
I don't believe this anymore
This. I’ve been in a Hell of the searing pain of my lost friends and loves that almost wish none of it happened. Any time I think of a “good” memory I get a jolt of anxiety in my chest realizing those people are dead/I’ll never see them again/our relationships and interactions amounted to nothing.
Don’t mean to be a doomer here what I’m saying is hold on to your loved ones because once they’re gone it’s only gonna be pain, not fond warm memories.
the penguin in the first moivie alredy shows this
Wasn’t he from 2?
If I was a sentient toy I would just leave the pit. Prop myself up somewhere where a child could find me. If I didn't like the child, I'd bounce. The parent would just figure the kid lost me.
The biggest problem for a toy in the Toy Story universe is that kids aren't interested in playing cowboy and spaceman because they get spoiled with phones and video games.
Bro……………… what if the toys just decided to annihilate humanity? How many toys exist? It would be fricking over.
With what weapons?
Undead swarms of forks and old microwaves and funkopops clouding the horizon bro. At the very least all the leftoids would be the first to go when their poison-the-earth collectibles murder them small soldiers style.
>At the very least all the leftoids would be the first to go
Yes because lefties are moronic and gunless. Any American with guns and ammo would be elated to shoot toys. It'll be like killing people without it being people.
And apparently you're moronic too since you think forks and microwaves are toys.
Bro you can just draw some eyes with magic marker on anything and it comes to life. Toys could make huge armies of anything. Sapient knifes flying through the air dicing everyone in sight.
Why would you put googly eyes on a microwave?
You're not helping your case.
If I wanted microwaves to attack suburbia and hurt people I would.
Have you seen Small Soldiers?
If humanity can be annihilated by toys then humanity deserves to be annihilated.
Was anyone else afraid to be mean to their toys because of the off chance they might be alive and we just never see it?