Allan is literally me

Allan is literally me

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You got crucified? That sucks, dude.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was wondering if we could hang out and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET SODA and play Burnout Revenge on the PS2

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically enjoy smiling friends

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The new season is ass and the first one ended on a sour note

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 was perfect, but Season 2 feels like they dialed up the annoying to 10.

      But, knowing Psychicpebbles, that's probably intended.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Season 2 is just rehashing ideas and character types (or just actual characters) from S1 with slightly better but maybe too slick animation and a much more ADHD pace. I bet Zach is the dominant force this season as Michael seems to have more of S1's dry naturalistic humor in his own work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not exactly an unpopular opinion on here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >look at me, I turned myself into a pickle, I'M PICKLE ALAN

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Twink show for twinks. DJ Qualls straighter than you homies.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      allan for interacting with demon scum known as retail workers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Wagie immediately blows up as soon a customer approaches
        You'll show me where the paper clips are and you'll like it, c**t

        Adulthood is realizing customers are npcs and retail workers are the main characters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, they're practically the same guy. Only reason Alan was even there was because his boss sent him on an errand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      smilings friends were def in the right for creating another meme scene that will be talked about long after the season is over, this is the key to a show in 2025

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wagie immediately blows up as soon a customer approaches
      You'll show me where the paper clips are and you'll like it, c**t

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Allan was in the wrong

      Armzo was not only busy in the middle of a task, he said as much and told Allan to wait
      Allan pushed the issue by not only ignoring his words but double downed on them
      It's a store, he can go ask another worker whose not busy it's not like he has to ask him specifically

      Allan is a typical redditor who gets off on bullying wageslaves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Allan sounded like Conan O'Brien when he was yelling in this scene

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Season one pilot is the only really great episode of the series. Rest of the episodes go from watchable to just “good”.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mr Frog episode legit shits on all the others.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you know OneyPlays you know the show is built on pure vibes, nothing else. They do the jokes they know and those will get stale at some point. I think in the long run they will just cater to that fanbase and the show will lose its mainstream appeal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't really matter either way, it has enough of a loyal following, with such a low budget, that they'll be able to keep it running for years to come.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like that episode because of all the grossout stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought most of the show was fine, but the pilot had kind of an uncomfortable tone to it that the rest of the didn't really capture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frowning Friend and the christmas special is about equal with the pilot imo

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that’s literally my name lol. it’s not rare but it’s so down low on the list of names people ever mention

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the name Allan just reminds me of this guy lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The first thing I think of is the kid in school who had that name. He was a total Melvin with a million medical problems and had a prepubescent voice at age 14.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol thats one of those certified gay names like Jaden

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the name Allan just reminds me of this guy lol

        frick you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jaden is a gay name, Allen is a weasel name they're totally different.

        Allan, Jerry, Neil, Lewis, Stuart all sound like people who write you a bad check.

        Jaden, Kyle, Justin, Trent, are homosexualy.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will Nostalgia Critic be voicing a character in season 2???

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nope, allan is a sex haver

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Allan is me whenever anyone tries to interact with me, especially with that weird neighbor of his always asking him to play video games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His mildly confused and annoyed "okay?" when responding to the woman in his bed is so me it hurts.

  11. 1 month ago
    Peter J Quill
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he so lovable?

      • 1 month ago
        Peter J Quill

        he'll always be my mr.frog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I demand more Glep episodes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same but not too many, 2-3 per season is fine.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have perfect teeth now? His teeth were disgusting in S1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The company has great dental insurance

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I too like to spray homeless men with DIRTY BROWN WATER

  14. 1 month ago
    Peter J Quill

    I was waiting for a "perfect hair forever" type of show from [adult swim], I love Allan aswell

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I'm older than him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit Allan is easily 29

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hellbenders died for this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hellbenders is just high pitched screaming. It's the worst thing Chris and Zach have ever made

  18. 1 month ago
    Peter J Quill

    the episode where he realizes he's on a TV show is gonna be great

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my funny reddit chungus eceleb show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i have no knowledge of any of their prior eceleb status except for michael cusacks Damo and Darren which was my main inspiration to check this out

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rick and Morty cucks still mindbroken by kino friends I see

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      theres no "writer copes about being a cuck by writing an episode about how being a cuck is actually cool" episodes so they feel insecure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        qrd? I haven't watched since season 3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Was it the episode where beth fricks her alternate self? Because I think that was written by a troony.

          pretty sure the episode about the husbands dad being a cuck that watches from the closed was season 1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was it the episode where beth fricks her alternate self? Because I think that was written by a troony.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more just worried Smiling Friends will get Rick and Morty game and Mike and Zach will get cancelled for dumb shit

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dirty Brown Water

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This most recent episode bombed my hype for this season. The only actual laughs were during the office store argument and the old guy being like "I'm not a flashback, I actually died." The rest of it was a collection of every scene from the trailers that made me think "man, I really wanna know the full context for this, I bet it's hilarious!" but rather than any good jokes or scenarios, it's just a sequence of wacky one-off events. I get that the whole joke is that the landlord set up these insane happenings, but that's such a wet fart compared to ANY other story that leads up to Allan hanging from a helicopter piloted by DJ Spit during an aerial dog fight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        perhaps.

        frick off we you dont belong here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've been here for a decade now, homosexual. Also learn to type.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      perhaps.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same with the president one. I'm guessing that fatty is a youtuber I'm supposed to care about? The jokes were all garbage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that fat dude is an unfunny standup that used to be on shit like howard stern, the problem with the ep was that it relied on grossout humor that had no actually comedy unlike the type you might get from FG or SP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >do you want to smoke weed fill our bellies with diet soda and play burnout revenge on PSTOOOO
      if you still have a childlike sense of wonder that was more than enough for the ep

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people hold this show to a standard I havnt seen people hold richard williams work to. its just a silly little 11 minute thing

    also saying the pilot is the only
    good episode is insane and moronic, virtually every episode has gotten laughs from me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first season was good but this is pretty shit. Theyre not making something to whack on YouTube now, its for adult swim. For example the first episode has the fat ceo eating chicken tendies, how old and played is a joke like that? Theyre better off being absurd and dry humoured, thats when the show is working

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was more about the dipping than the nuggets themselves. The lightspeed dipping is what got me

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where are the rest of the episodes?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >distant, autistic and has no time for useless everyday pleasantries
    >canonically fricks like a jackhammer

    Yep, that's me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >canonically fricks
      No it isn't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's a girl in our dorms who's on my dick almost every week
        Cope

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Burnout 3 Takedown was the better game.

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