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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cities bad
    >jungle good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their way of life just wasn't meant to last forever. It was going to eventually end. If not from the local cities, then the spaniards arriving were going to end it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >native girls with their own kind bad
      >native girls colonized by me good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Naturally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these guys are such obvious mestizos, they're probably like 75% euro
      mel should've cast actual maya

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they're probably like 75% euro
        This is what mexiturds actually believe lmaooo

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypto is undiluted kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, the action and story are just so simple, direct and pure, it's like it taps into a platonic form of storytelling lurking just outside the cave, the kind of movie that can transcend cultures and generations (i sound like i'm onionsposting but am being serious fwiw)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, the action and story are just so simple, direct and pure, it's like it taps into a platonic form of storytelling lurking just outside the cave, the kind of movie that can transcend cultures and generations (i sound like i'm onionsposting but am being serious fwiw)

      I fricking hate that this movie flopped

      I need similar movies, bros

      i watched this movie like 2 months ago because theres a lot of talks about how good it is and i got bored and thought it sucked so hard, what am i not getting? im mexican btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're just a big ball eating lunk head. Don't worry about it, someone has to be moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >im mexican btw
        It's a slow burner followed by a 90min chase, if you don't like slow burners, you don't like slow burners
        If it's for the structure, you probably won't like
        The Revenant. It's mostly on the same beats.

        I need similar movies, bros

        If it's for the structure, you probably will like The Revenant. It's mostly on the same beats

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        look i'm trying to be nice to people these days but frick you for being bored by apocalypto

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps you were overhyped. Give it a chance again some other time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mel really brought out their best acting, the cast is so great.
    You always have to imagine Mel to be right out of picture with a megaphone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's another webm where he is just running around with a megaphone, screaming at people.
        Which seems to work, he has some talent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate that this movie flopped

        • 2 weeks ago
          my mom

          don't hate that. great movies do not need sequels and their success is irrelevant, they are good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same. It could've ushered in a new glorious era of historical kino, but instead of that we got 15 years of capeshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          was it really a flop? I don't know Hollywood accounting but this seems profitable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Budget 40M
          >Domestic 50M
          Looks like it kinda broke even counting some of international as well
          Problem is, the majority of the budget went to all the extras with their individual costume and makeup person, for scenes that didn't actually mattered on the movie's appeal/final word of mouth.
          Mel should have done the same movie with 1/3 of the extras, and would have been pretty much the same movie, with less budget

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mel should have done the same movie with 1/3 of the extras

            That would have been fricking lame.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even remember the mayan city besides the closeups to the really really detailed extras
              Extra n#240 on the back didn't needed a wig, prosthetic and movie grade bodypaint, when you can achieve the same thing with movie magic
              Your movie is not more authentic because everything IS real, everything just have to LOOK real on camera, and not even every time on camera, just for what's in focus
              He should have hired another director of photography for 1M and save 9M from extras

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell was his problem?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I almost had you

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter if you miss by an inch or a mile. Killing's killing.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is such a glaring embodiment of sheer perversity. he really reminds me of the average thugs i see here in brazil. i think there's something in the ether in south america, lowlives are moral scum everywhere in the world, but they seem to have an extra dose of lust and cruelty in these lands. anyway great movie, one of my favorites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the dead eyes mouth breathing combo

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a cool production

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need similar movies, bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been a long time since I watched this, but I remember it hitting a lot of the same story beats.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There really isn't anything similar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embrace of the Serpent but it's more arty and slow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The northman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming you mean verisimilitude, high testosterone movies, this is great

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cortes did nothing wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      destroying the aztecs was based but breeding with the pygmy cannibal mutants of central america was his big mistake

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