>Brad secretly in the audience >Walks up on stage right as he says this >Embraces Ornella >"Hey Jonah I'm gonna borrow her for an hour or two, is that alright with you?" >Ornella flustered and excited, audience howling, secret "special room" is revealed on stage
>Brad secretly in the audience >Walks up on stage right as she says this >"Sorry Ornella, but I'd rather hang out with my bud Jonah here, bros before hoes, hope you understand" >Ornella abashed and resentful, audience howling, secret "special room" is revealed on stage
There.
There's no solution
Socialising is for attractive people
Chad could make fart sounds with his mouth and nearby females will faint from laughter
There was nothing he could come up with that wouldn't be embarrassing
As a fat, the only "winning" move is to admit you're a joke and choose to genuinely not be hurt and laugh with them
It's why the funny fat guys are always disarming with the self-deprecating jokes up front
It was solved literal weeks after it happened and anyone who's posted the meme since then is just an attention seeking zoomer trying to get dopamine hits from replies on Cinemaphile like an absolute cringe homosexual >don't they prefer younger women?
There's nothing to say to this without sounding mad. All replies to this are either ineffectual and not funny or vicious and would come across as her being incredibly rude.
So frick off out of my swamp already you cringe frickshit
RIP the GOAT. Patrice would have brutally insulted her as soon as she entered the room so she would have been on the back foot immediately. So when she calls him fat he would accept it and continue performing insult jiu jitsu on her.
if you're a fat goofy looking man and a sexy looking woman insults you it's over. only way a goofy looking man wins is by having billions like those saudis do
the three people i know who what you'd call high level jobs computing science at wc, goverment eu level like travelling and being all important and anthropologist doing some middle eastern women respect research or whatever.
important thing is all of them go to shrinks whilst i just down a couple beers
>silicon valley engineer >portfolio manager >marketing exec >two doctors
kv permaneet
It's an even weirder vibe because I still see them once or twice a year since high school and have been in their weddings, we just never talk about how I'm a failure. I suppose they're good bros in that sense
My classmates become zogbots, democrat lawyers, nurses, and salesman. Basically the dregs of our modern society. If a civil war kicks off, I'm going to have some fun.
>sorry I didn't get that, could you repeat the joke?
>You are to old for leo and brad silly
there
How do you say it without sounding mad?
a light chuckle and strong direct eye contact with her
audience AWWWS at her rudeness(yes even the french)and she loses the crowd
>And you're fat.
frick frick FRICK what now
>Brad secretly in the audience
>Walks up on stage right as he says this
>Embraces Ornella
>"Hey Jonah I'm gonna borrow her for an hour or two, is that alright with you?"
>Ornella flustered and excited, audience howling, secret "special room" is revealed on stage
What now?
wtf, that is pretty elaborate how can literally anyone recover from a dastardly sneak attack like that?
>Brad secretly in the audience
>Walks up on stage right as she says this
>"Sorry Ornella, but I'd rather hang out with my bud Jonah here, bros before hoes, hope you understand"
>Ornella abashed and resentful, audience howling, secret "special room" is revealed on stage
There.
Anon's scenario was pretty outlandish from the start but in all honesty I think Brad would rather hang out with a serious actor.
>casually blacklists himself from Hollywood to own a french weather girl
The line has to be delivered PERFECTLY, Jonah has got this
There's no solution
Socialising is for attractive people
Chad could make fart sounds with his mouth and nearby females will faint from laughter
There was nothing he could come up with that wouldn't be embarrassing
>There's no solution
Not even him standing up, taking off his shirt, starting to rub his nipples, staring at her and grunting like a feral boar ?
You play as the sidekick
As a fat, the only "winning" move is to admit you're a joke and choose to genuinely not be hurt and laugh with them
It's why the funny fat guys are always disarming with the self-deprecating jokes up front
How is Ornella looking nowadays?
No, Ornella. I wouldn't leave. I would stay and I'd listen, which is what no one did.
I wouldn't say anything. I would just listen to what she has to say. And that's what Jonah didn't do.
It was solved literal weeks after it happened and anyone who's posted the meme since then is just an attention seeking zoomer trying to get dopamine hits from replies on Cinemaphile like an absolute cringe homosexual
>don't they prefer younger women?
There's nothing to say to this without sounding mad. All replies to this are either ineffectual and not funny or vicious and would come across as her being incredibly rude.
So frick off out of my swamp already you cringe frickshit
this show had a cannon ending with patrice o neal making the save but no one remembers it
RIP the GOAT. Patrice would have brutally insulted her as soon as she entered the room so she would have been on the back foot immediately. So when she calls him fat he would accept it and continue performing insult jiu jitsu on her.
if you're a fat goofy looking man and a sexy looking woman insults you it's over. only way a goofy looking man wins is by having billions like those saudis do
>Got bored and decided to look up former classmates
>VP of emerging markets
>Legal Controller
>Broker
>Equity Analyst
>Data Scientist
>Merchant Growth Analyst
>Regional Operations Manager
>Technical Investigator
>Marketing Director
>Tax Manager
Meanwhile, I sell milk. Honest God, I sell milk, & I have to try to convince store managers to give us shelf space, like it's milk.
>Lactate Associate
There, now you have a fancy title, too
milk merchants are an import part of the proletariat anon
the three people i know who what you'd call high level jobs computing science at wc, goverment eu level like travelling and being all important and anthropologist doing some middle eastern women respect research or whatever.
important thing is all of them go to shrinks whilst i just down a couple beers
I work in sales and I'm pretty sure I make more money than most of these guys
Commission based jobs aren't for everyone
Salary+Car Allowance+Commission
>Head of Dairy Operations
Solved
You literally do the same job as those people, anon, and almost certainly more work.
You're more based than those other frickers combined since Black folk can't drink milk.
t. /misc/
>silicon valley engineer
>portfolio manager
>marketing exec
>two doctors
kv permaneet
It's an even weirder vibe because I still see them once or twice a year since high school and have been in their weddings, we just never talk about how I'm a failure. I suppose they're good bros in that sense
My classmates become zogbots, democrat lawyers, nurses, and salesman. Basically the dregs of our modern society. If a civil war kicks off, I'm going to have some fun.
>start crying
He wins.
So you want to get fricked by two guys, Ornella? That's hella gay
Just admit that one of the most handsome men to ever exist is in fact handsome and don't take it as degradation.
He had to keep his mouth shut because he didn't want to out Brad Pitt as gay and tell her Brad fricks dudes.
what did he say?
The solution is to not be fat.
"Well I dream of food every night. It's much more sexy than Leo or Brad. And I've seen them naked!"