>almost a year since his last weather report

>almost a year since his last weather report
What happened, Lynchbros?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe he'll start doing them again now that he got divorced

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got turned into a snail by his weather report

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angelo died

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy working on Wisteria

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is his best one:

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf I hate David Lynch now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He always had the jungle fever

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he sold out. he's not exactly sure how it happened, but the shame must be unbearable.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's getting divorced. He had to stop so she didn't get it in the settlement.
    It'll come back afterwards, once she's been safely Bob Iver'd.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >divorced 5 times
    >one was just a "partner" of his, so technically it counts as 4 divorces now
    That being said, what the frick is wrong with him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He likes to wrap them in plastic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's unironically true

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sequential numerals

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lynchbros, our response?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        digits don't lie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he’s a coomer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Lynch but it's clear the whole transcendental meditation bit he does is total bullshit and doesn't help, or if it does its minimal and mostly a placebo. You would think someone who has been allegedly meditating for an hour everyday for decades wouldn't be on his 5th divorce well into his 70s. Idk. The guy clearly has some demons and that's apparent enough in his work despite most people viewing him as just a quirky, weird art dude.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if he'd be way worse without the meditation. Did you ever think of that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did you expect from a technique imported from India?

        you wanna know the truth about hinduism/buddhism? "life sucks boohoo, let's disassociate!"
        and that's why they don't have any toilets

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most adults don't actually grow or change much once they're done with school. The person they are at 20 is more or less it, for the next 60~ years. Part of what TM does for anyone commited to it keep a sort of mental youth going. They never stop growing and changing. So someone commited to the technolgy will be as different after five years as a typical person was between 15 and 20, for example. Imagine how that affects a relationship. You can end up changing into someone unregonizeable and things don't work anymore, just through this process. It doesn't mean you suddenly hate each other or anything. Just that you've moved apart.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a workaholic. He just wants to be left alone to work on projects while chain smoking.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he just wants to be left alone
        >married 5 times
        I don’t think so

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He’s a workaholic
        The man averages like 2 projects per decade. No his 3rd grade drawings don't count as work.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Lynch and his films, but he's obviously kind of a shitbag and a nut. The kind of relationships he seems to have with women, the way he snaps at people on a dime, his apparent obsession with art and his work and that transcendental meditation scam stuff; all of that indicates he's not marriage material by any stretch of the imagination.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        where's the FUNNY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He likes to frick hot b***hes

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    his 4 exwives got LYNCHED

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope the divorce doesn't go too hard on the old guy at this point, is all i can really say

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