Almost finished, this is legitmately one of the greatest movies i've ever fricking seen. It's so fricking kino, i don't think i've seen something as kino as this film
Almost finished, this is legitmately one of the greatest movies i've ever fricking seen.
its a piece of shit
no its not. its a good movie.
it's lazy meta bullshit
I liked it
It’s a fun movie, but most people here don’t seem to like that
Fun, I mean
>almost finished
You couldn't even finish the film before being compelled to post on Cinemaphile?
How old are you man? I don't mean that in an insulting way, just curious. The fact you think this is one of the best films you've ever seen makes me assume you're just getting into movies.
Im a zoom zoom and I'm sad about the state of my generation
you are a part of the problem with your generation
>You couldn't even finish the film before being compelled to post on Cinemaphile?
this is where phoneposting has lead us
It's pretty good, not kino though. Too much hitting you over the head with how they break down tropes and the comedy (as with most comedy in movies these days) felt artificially inserted and not a consequence of the characters actions/world view. Still a 7.5/10 but the original Scream was arguably a masterpiece.
>reddit spacing
>homosexual brackets
Thanks grammar police
Such a reddit response too
You could try not being a reddit Black person
You're welcome, sweetie.
Only arguably?
It's great and funny. I don't care if things I like are liked by a wrong user base.
Well I do.
Frick you, your wrong.
yeah same, this place hates it because other people like it
It was widely and frequently discussed here once the torrent dropped
You gotta be 18 or over to post here champ
the teenagers part is boring as hell.
the facility people working and trying to sort this out is the best part of the movie.
>teenagers
Are you a moron?
>the actors arent teenagers so it doesnt count
go away
Hemworth and the black guy were both in at least their 2nd year of collage. You're acting like they're highschool kids.
Poor form pausing to make a thread but funnily enough I watched this yesterday for the first time in years and was considering making one myself.
I remember thinking the main girl was really hot. Just googled her. Nice pale pink nipples.
The main girl was in house of cards as well but as for the blonde "prostitute", I think this was the only movie she ever looked good in.
I hate it but it has grown mildly on a second watch. I think it does accidentally pose an interesting ethical question though, were they in the wrong to let the world die at the end? (With the assumption killing yourself would prevent it)
what the frick was Kevin?
https://thecabininthewoods.fandom.com/wiki/Kevin
>ANGRY MOLESTING TREE and DEADITES listed separately
The giant hand at the end.
That's Kevin. And he's here to frick shit up.
Wrong. Kevin is more like that serial killer guy from predators, except there might be a supernatural element to him.
Did you finish it yet?
Is Cabin in the Woods the closest we'll get to an SCP movie?
Probably. Especially now that trannies took it over. At least until ai movies can be made with prompts.
yah it was pretty good
Highly entertaining
That guy who had his soul ripped out
What was the point of the Black person guarding the control room? Especially with a little hand gun.