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Alright, Cinemaphile. Three days till Christmas. Time to settle it.
What is the best Christmas Carol adaptation

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically The Muppets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      muppets

      fippy bippy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and Muppetpilled, might just watch it tonight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I also liked the Blackadder version though it plays with the original story a bit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone esle finds muppets super creepy and just cant watch it/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who say this haven't even watched any other version

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*sniffs fart*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thread already over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the muppets version is a bad adaptation, but it's still my favorite version.

      >scrooge ends up having christmas dinner with the cratchits instead of his nephew

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is an accurate statement.
        As far as adaptations go, it's kind of awful. As far as entertainment goes, it is definitely my "go to".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is an accurate statement.
        As far as adaptations go, it's kind of awful. As far as entertainment goes, it is definitely my "go to".

        Michael Caine holds the film together and is great. The puppetry is obviously fantastic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >scrooge ends up having christmas dinner with the cratchits instead of his nephew
        The nephew is with him at the dinner, anon. Watch again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally just watched this for the very first time in my life
      I agree with you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Best Scrooge, by and far. I don’t think any other actor nailed the coldness of Scrooge like Caine, save for maybe Scott.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caine's Scrooge also speaks more direct lines from the book than any other adaptation, too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have but one caveat.
      "When love is gone" has to be in there.
      Fricking philistine producers. Whiffs the whole emotional resonance of the reprise at the end. Thank the lord for DVD's.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mickey's.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only sane answer in this thread, tbh. Also I wish I could find an original copy of it because all the ones on the interwebs are from the horrible dvd version that's color corrected and brightened up and completely kills the grim mood. Seriously I remember watching it on CBS as a kid and it was as dark as Batman TAS.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muppet

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    George C Scott
    Frick the Muppets.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >try to escape a mad pagan cult in the wicker man
        >end up playing a mad animistic ghost

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Charles Dickens basically create Christmas as we know it? Before, it was a party where you get shitfaced and have fun with the boys. But now it's all about family, presents and children

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and it sucks. Mawkish overly commercial bullshit. Scrooge was right about it being humbug.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, Christmas Carol is about being more generous to those who REALLY need it, not to spoiled, consoomer fricks.
        Victorian England was a dystopian hellhole for the lower classes, and Dickens having personal experience, knew what the frick he was talking about. Please, check the story and his biography before talking nonsense.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scrooge was also correct about the state taking care of poor people by using tax money.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine watching any version of the christmas Carol and thinking Scrooge at the beginning is better off than Scrooge at the end. you probably eat onions whole.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He went from a strong captain of industry willing to make the hard decisions to a simpering cuck. He was Trump and became Biden.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >was a loveless old miser
            >absolutely miserable and alone (like you)
            >sees the error of his ways and grows as a person
            >Is now happy and filled with a renewed sense of purpose and community

            HURR DURR SIMPERING homosexual MUH POLITICAL DICHOTOMY WHICH MUST BE FORCED INTO EVERY CONVERSATION. have a nice day you miserable grinch frick. frick Trump frick Biden and frick any moron who worships either.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Scrooge you miserable Bastard, if you pay for Tiny Tim's medicine for the rest of his life we'll let you have some turkey and maybe we won't shit on your grave

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charles Dickens did for England, Washington Irving did for America

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally who?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muppets

      >Before, it was a party where you get shitfaced and have fun with the boys
      Back in the day it was a feast for the whole village to get fricked up, kids to do whatever shit kids do while everyone else gets roaring drunk. The office christmas party is probably a truer christmas tradition (so long as it's done right, with vomiting and infidelity).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        office christmas parties

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the reason he wrote the book is because he felt christmas had less value to people than it used to

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, and winters in England were pretty terrible. You have to remember, these people were living off of British food. There's no "spring vegetables" in England.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did Charles Dickens basically create Christmas as we know it?
      I liked it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always like Dan Stevens.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no homosexual but this. He’s one of those actors who’s always the best part of whatever he’s in.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright homosexual calm down.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated it.
        >No don’t you see, your butthole dad isn’t the problem constantly screwing up and making your life difficult, it’s you for standing up for yourself!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was pretty insightful though.
          Like, I never knew Scrooge got his ideas from a random maid. Or that most of the lines from the story were stolen from random people he met in the 2 months before writing the story. Or that he ran to catch his father at the last minute before turning in his manuscript. There's a lot about Dickens I didn't know.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, but are you still considering that you're a gay moronic Black person and you should have a nice day?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did capitalism replaced the original Christmas carol story and no-one left who knows that it's about the poor and humanity?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this question is always asked, I want to know which is THE WORST adaption? I say Muppets Christmas Carol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never grew up with it so I don't get the hype for it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, can't stand muppetgays.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The play I had to put on for a uni class. I was the only one who didn't need to read his lines from the script lmao.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was the only one who didn't need to read his lines from the script lmao.
        god, that must've been brutal for anyone to sit through
        >uni class
        If you had said high school I'd've understood, but I would think adults paying for classes would take it more seriously...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >god, that must've been brutal for anyone to sit through
          That's not all, it was an EFL class. Imagine a bunch of 19 y.o. Mexicans (poorly) reading from a script.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I appreciate you using EFL correctly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flintstones Christmas Carol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody even remembers the 1979 TV movie version with Henry (the fonz) Winkler.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    muppets
    closely followd by the Guy pierce one (don't care that its dark and depressing. Don't care that it took liberties with the OG plot. Don't care that Bob cratchett's wife is mixed race. Don't care that Tiny Tim is Midge's son.). its outstanding.

    I like scrooged with bill murray too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked that one too.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People preferring muppets are the antichrist.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta throw in another vote for the Muppets, it's the perfect combination of drama and campy (though actually funny) humor. And Micheal Cain plays it completely straight and it works brilliantly. My favorite holiday movie of all time I think.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Daffy Duck one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one that included the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come's "kind" hand trembling when Scrooge pleads to it. Something about such a frightening figure displaying such humanity and compassion really stuck with me
    Best ghost

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only saw it in the Netflix animated movie, weirdly

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Wonderful Life

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      George C Scott
      Frick the Muppets.

      my homies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      my homies

      Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come scared me when I was a kid

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sim, Doctor Who, Mickey, Stewart. I think George C. Scott's was also good but I can't remember it.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread. Best Scrooge ever. Reason why made Mr Burns look like Sims

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sims
      It’s “Sim”.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best one and the only one to make me cry. It feels the most dark and most genuine

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, when he sees his sister again in the past, his joy and tears seeing her again feel genuine.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Tonight your ass will be visited by three ghosts!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My foot, my other foot, and my PAINIS

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Albert Finney in Scrooge with music by Leslie Bricusse
    Mr. Magoo with music by Merrill and Styne
    Rich Little
    Alastair Sim
    George C. Scott
    Basically, if you’re over 40 even if you grew up watching the Muppet Show in prime time, their Christmas Carol is mid. It’s not even the best muppet Christmas movie.
    >John Denver
    >Emmet Otter
    >xmas eve on Sesame Street
    >muppet family Christmas
    >The Christmas Toy (predates Toy Story by like 15 years)

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muppets opening is kino
    >The London rooftops seen in the opening credits were all models that stood approximately three feet tall. The opening shot was photographed at one or two frames per second, and as the camera pulled back, crew members pushed other buildings into the frame to achieve the effect or passing right through the rooftops.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xR3BUlU.jpg

      Alright, Cinemaphile. Three days till Christmas. Time to settle it.
      What is the best Christmas Carol adaptation

      When the masked man talks he thrills you
      Thrills you on a plane!
      But there's nothing like flights plans and starting the fire
      And years of searching for Bane
      He'll fill your plane with hired guns
      (And your ass with a hot load!)
      And the loyalest gun
      The most hiredest one
      Is the agent SEE EYE AYE!
      Cowboy stance as any
      Calls it in for many
      This is the agent SEE EYE AYE

      Oh, there goes Mister Big Guy
      There goes "Master Plan"
      If they stole his prize from on the plane, it'd be the Masketta Man!
      Oh, Bane he hates that agent 'cause he thinks he thinks he'll start the fire
      If he were the Batman he would earn all of Gotham's ire!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh, Bane he hates that agent 'cause he thinks he thinks he'll start the fire
        Fix the line.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 frames per second
      me trying to run crysis in 2007

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the one with patrick stewart

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Mickey mouse one the most . Mostly because the art is kino. And scrooge McDuck. There's arguably better ones though.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've already told you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      George C. Scott is in it, so that's cheating.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muppets is the best.
    The one with Patrick Stewart wasn't half bad either.
    Shit Tier: Jim Carey version.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    George C Scott, Patrick Stewart, or the 1951 one.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Muppets is the best.
    Scrooged is a close second.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The George C Scott adaptation fulfills all those criteria.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So Muppets is best.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      By those criteria, Muppets is the worst.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Doesn't have Scrooge visit cratchit.
    that's been an established stage tradition for over a century. Leaving it out of an adaption when it's so well known would be idiocy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meant at the end. He should be visiting his Nephew, not Cratchit.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Captain Picard Scrooge.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, this version never gets the credit it deserves

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stewart is overrated. His Scrooge is over acted and emotionally bland.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    George C Scott

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Albert Finney's 1970 Scrooge or bust. Plus it has a song in it called I Hate People that is based.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Write a novel about poverty and greed
    >End up becoming filthy rich off of it

    pottery

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, copyright laws back then were shit and publishers stole Dickens work and republished it without paying royalties to him so he actually lost money

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The 1951 version with Alistair Sim has all of these except Belle's new husband. My fav version.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is correct, and I totally agree. The 1951 Alistair Sim version is best. I think there's even a colorized version, which makes it appeal more to today's children.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Flintstones Christmas carol

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm israeli

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happy Hanukkah, fren

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have always loved it since a kid, mainly thanks to Murray.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If not best, the most original adaptation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not the "best", but definitely the most relevant/relatable.
        Hard to relate to Victorian times/people.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one with george c scott, ez

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dickensian accurate sprits when?

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    The George C Scott adaptation fulfills all those criteria.

    [...]
    The 1951 version with Alistair Sim has all of these except Belle's new husband. My fav version.

    Asking it to rank on faithfulness to the novella, GPT gives us a top-4 of
    >1. Sim (1951)
    >2. Finney (1970)
    >3. Scott (1984)
    >4. Stewart (1999)

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Studies say the your preferred version of a Christmas Carol is directly related to the version you saw first.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know this board is full of fricking homosexual newbies when they think Muppets or Jim Carrey is the best.
    Scrooge (1951) is pure fricking cinema and is one of the greatest adaptations of any book ever.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It IS the best, except Tiny Tim is gigantic, he doesn't look like he's on death's door the way he's supposed to.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's Big Tim now, chud

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best Tiny Tim is Rich Little as Truman Capote as Tiny Tim.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol I watched this one a ton as a kid (my grandmother recorded it on video) and I had no idea who half the people Rich Little was impersonating.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite is the Jim Carrey version followed by the Muppets

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone had better have mentioned Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol already.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mischief in general is PEAK

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    scrooged. sorry the only good Muppet Christmas is Muppet Family Christmas

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was anyone else unlucky enough to sit through this? Quite the impressive bait and switch from Netflix, it really seems normal for a while at the start.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    simple as

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The under-seen Richard Williams animated version from 1970, featuring Alistair Sim reprising Scrooge. Also has the most book-accurate version of the Ghost of Christmas Past.

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  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alister Sims

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