Alright Cinemaphile, I want you come up with a brand new Spider-Man from the multiverse that is both ORIGINAL as to stand out from the rest and FUN in their own way RIGHT NOW.
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Alright Cinemaphile, I want you come up with a brand new Spider-Man from the multiverse that is both ORIGINAL as to stand out from the rest and FUN in their own way RIGHT NOW.
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>unlimited appearing twice
radioactive spider instead bites a regular spider
regular spider now becomes a super spider and starts hunting and eating people
regular spider also ate the radioactive spider so it's also a swarm of super spiders
Isn't that just Spiders-man but evil?
>Spider-Senpai
An entire average family was bitten by the radioactive spider instead of just one. They're like the Incredibles only Spider-themed.
I meant to say f-a-m.
Spider Solitaire, mutant kid trains with gambit but instead of explosions his cards are webs
spider-mang
he's mexican
I don't get it
throw in blackarachnia and make a transformers crossover
What if a straight white male was bitten by a Spider?
already got that one, it's called gwen stacy, the spider made him a homosexual
Every multiversal spiderman is WHITE, MALE, and INFERIOR to the original 616 pete
no girls allowed
no non-whites allowed
pete looks at the camera and calls me his best spider-friend
black spidermen are only allowed if they're inferior to all other spidermen and not polluting my gwenfu
>gwendo
*Fixed
>all of this was just a dream to help Parker cope with losing MJ to Paul
Instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider Spider-Man is a fricker who has the ancient spider demon Bael inside of him.
Also his arch-enemy the Green Goblin has his original origin that was made for him instead of him being human.
Peter Parker was just en ordinary High schooler, until the day he was bitten by a radioactive Rob Schneider!
Now he has all the powers of both a man, and a Schneider combined!
But he's about to find out, that being a Schneider is not a easy as it seems.
Rob Schneider is... Schneider-Man!
Rated PG-13
I want a universe where Norman Osborn is bitten by a radioactive goblin. And I mean a real fantasy land goblin that somehow is radioactive.
man gets bitten by one of every radioactive animal on the planet, becomes an inhuman abomination called the ark
Bonus points if the guy is actually called Noah.
Guy that was bitten by a radioactive spider but he hates spiders so he choose another hero name and doesn't want to deal with the multiverse shit, other spiders will shit on him for not wanting to be a spider. Gecko-Man
>he uses a pair of sticky whips instead of webs
spider man but he's shitting his pants in fear 24/7 because he's arachnophobic
Spider-Man, but evil.
One who is genuinely the menace Jameson says he is, gets into fights with the local hero team the Super Six who try to put this crook behind bars.
>Trap Door Spider-man
>Crazy Hobo Peter Parker who lives in the nervous system of New York having mapped out the extensive subways, sewerways, and abandoned city projects
>Has backdoors into many points of interest
>Personality is like a more comedic Rorscach
>Spies on various people, and feeds intel to the Daily Bugle for cash which he drops off at Aunt May's house who has no idea what happened to Peter.
wholesome
I can dig it
Why even make a Spider-Man variant at that point? Just make an original character.
Whatever, I'll bite.
>A young boy's mutant gene is activated after witnessing the traumatic death of his mother. After the incident, he and his twin sister are adopted by their grandmother, and he undergoes a slow transformation into a spider-like creature. As his mutation worsens, he runs away from home and hides in the sub levels of the city, occasionally scavenging for food and clothing. A few months later, after parkouring around in the sewers, he stumbles upon a hideout sprawling with strange technology. He's then caught by the hideout's owner, an old man with similar powers (plus a few of his own), and advanced knowledge in genetics. The boy tells his whole story, starting from his mother's death to his current life, and the old man promises him that he'll find him a cure for his current condition.
...and somehow that leads to him becoming Spider-Man at some point.
The spider bites 80s Michael Jackson
Spider-Pop, who gets mercilessly bullied by Hobbies.
Spider-Jock.
Instead of Uncle Ben being shot it is Aunt May who is tragically taken from the Parker men by an act of violence that Peter could have prevented. Things continue in mostly the same way, but one day Peter comes across a fork in the road of his life; just as Peter prepares to leave for a science program that could put him on the fast track to a college scholarship, he comes across Uncle Ben weeping privately, having tried all this time to be a strong father figure for Peter in the wake of May's death. Recalling his Aunt May's lesson, that "sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most, even our dreams," Peter instead chooses to abandon the personal opportunity for his career and stay with his uncle.
As the two of them work through the grief together they increasingly toss the ol' pigskin around, and thanks to his enhanced abilities Peter gets pretty good at it. His newfound confidence in his athletic ability gets noticed in gym class at school, and through a series of events Peter becomes more active in sports at school and less standoffish around his peers. After some early friction he also has a less antagonistic relationship with Flash, the two becoming good friends much earlier in life, and it's actually Flash who encourages Peter to get on the football team. It even starts to look like Peter might get a scholarship after all, jsut a football scholarship instead of a science scholarship.
(1/2)
Meanwhile Harry rots away.
Despite his newfound popularity, the downside is that Peter's grades do start slipping from straight As to Bs and Cs. He's starting to feel torn between the success and comradery he has on the field and his natural aptitude for science and chemistry. His crimefighting as Spider-man also starts to change, relying less and less on his agility and creativity and more on brute strength. Eventually Peter's conscience compels him to come clean about his newfound athletic prowess, and he reveals to his football teammates that he's actually Spider-man. There is plenty of shock and for a while it seems like Peter is gonna lose his new friends, but the guys on the team come around and reason that if Peter is gonna be fighting bad guys then he's gonna need the support of his teammates.
The result is a Spider-man who is a bit more brutish and aggressive than 616 Spider-man but is also better able to work with others and less indecisive. Flash and his other teammates end up becoming something of a neighborhood watch and support staff while Peter fights the baddies head on.
Sinister 666 of evil Spider-Men across the multiverse.
led by web-man
my idea was they were led by a peter that took the despairpill after parker luck kept crushing him from the inside
their members meanwhile would be
>Patton Parnel
>The Spider
>Web-Man
>Evil Spider-Punk that's one of those "The Machine telling you to Rage Against the Machine" kind of guys
>General Earth-3 kind of evil Spider-Man
>Gwen Stacy that's the Red Goblin of her universe
>Spidercide
>Spider-Assassin from Spider-Man vs Wolverine
>Pestilence Spider-Man
Get something going with African spider god Anansi. In one story he tricks a lying and steals his testicles. He then wears them around the jungle fricking b***hes.
Probably haven't seen that in Spiderman.
Didn't noir gain his powers from Anansi?
>Spider-Eater
>Eats spiders to temporarily get their powers
>Makes everyone uncomfortable
Spider-Nam
>The year is 1969 and young Peter Parker and childhood friend Harry Osborn have been drafted
>They have mixed feelings, Peter more reserved, Harry excited to "kill some asiatics" like his old man in WW2
>While on a routine patrol, their platoon is ambushed
>Many killed, many captured
>Pete and Harry get taken to a Charlie POW compound where they're testing various biochemical weapons
>Naturally Peter is bitten by some genetically mutated spider
>Harry is given various compounds that drive him insane with bloodlust
>Both end up escaping, with Harry disappearing into the jungles
>Peter returns to base, hiding his newfound abilities at first
>starts to use them to help the war effort, not necessarily kill Charlie but more to prevent any fighting at all while stopping those causing it
>Harry is just loose on a killing spree, taking out Viet Cong and Americans alike
>Is known by some Vietnamese term that sounds like Goblin (don't know any vietnamese, sorry)
>Pete's on his own secret mission to save his friend, or stop him if he must
>Basically a hacky, gritty political commentary on the Vietnam war, treatment of POWs, etc.
Damn, why I usually stumble into these threads so late.
>Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy get bitten by genetically modified spider.
>Classic set of Spider-Powers, including organic web. Webshooters needed to not only provide enough pressure to make shooting organic web with ease, but also to switch over to more typical manufactured web since the organic one is not infinite like Raimi's.
>Spider-Sense is unreliable against someone friendly. If they know the person and consider them a friend, there's no tingle regardless of their intent. That rule can work even if someone wears a mask, potentially. It's still extremely overpowered at extremely rare moments though.
Some story beats before I go to sleep:
>Marvel Universe that's intentionally cut off from the rest of the Multiverse by super beings like Watchers, Living Tribunal, Eternity and etc. Just so it (and adjacent timelines) could be save from the shitshow.
>Late 2000s. Post Civil War & Secret Invasion, which resulted in tarnished image of superheroes.
>Spider-Man starts off as a Hero-For-Hire ripoff, but becomes a "proper hero" after getting reckless while trying to stop an actual crime.
>That leads into Uncle Ben getting heavily wounded, but he doesn't die straight away. He would be in critical condition at the hospital. Aunt May, who already faced some health issues, doesn't take it too well.
>Spidey's first appearances to the public and aforementioned incident results in Gwen hating the damn Menace and not approving (but kind of understanding) Peter taking on photographer job.
>At first she's in denial about having powers, but eventually accepts it (especially since that in part would safe her life during the first battle between Spider-Man and Green Goblin).
>Spider-Women starts off investigating Jackal who is kidnapping blonde girls. Long story short, she brutally kills deranged Miles Warren. So she's "no jokes, more rutheless" at first. And her suit is mix of Spider-Gwen & Silk costumes.
Batman
He's Batman
Jack Kirby Spider-man an adventure science hero in the vein of Tom Strong
yes I know this design is fake but it distinct and gets the point across
>Spider-Guy
His uncles dying words were “with great power comes great responsibility… to frick up any criminals that pull this shit”. So now he cripples any criminals that break out three times. He’s also decided to use his intelligence to start a tech corporation and supplies non lethal takedown weaponry to the police.
>fawkes day
>Spider guy bombs the big ben
>"uncle ben is the biggest ben" he says as the clock falls down to london streets.
A J-horror Spider-Woman whose neck of the Spider-Verse is inspired by Junji Ito:
>The spider was actually an extension of Madame Web's local counterpart, an old, old spider goddess who used to be worshiped in the area long ago, possibly even around the time that elsewhere in Japan cavemen were sentencing criminals to go to the cliffside and find the hole that they'd be compelled to walk into
>She Cronenbergs into some sort of spiderperson and she, at great effort, has to keep passing as a 100% human girl; under her clothes there's lots of places where her now-lifeless skin has torn open to reveal the chitin that's formed underneath
>At least the bullying's dropped off, because everyone can tell something's different about her now and while this just encourages some bullies, others back off because even though literally nothing about her affect or behavior is any different other than those first days after /something/ changed when she had clearly been crying a lot, they do not want to risk what she could do to them
>She's an Ito protagonist, so she's really polite and nervous at all times
Thought of this long before. If anyone wants I can share the concepts I've made of the local rogues gallery.
I very much like your idea anon and would like to hear more, I like that balance of sympathetic and physical creepiness
I had an idea for russian spider-man a while back, but that's probably not wise to post anymore...
Make it into Ukrainian Spiderman instead.
Peter finds a dying alien spider humanoid who gives him a Spider Bracer which can summon a giant robot.
SPD-R-MAN, a clearance RED Troubleshooter who was bitten* by a radioactive spider** and fights dastardly commies*** for the good of all Alpha Complex!****
>*technically his clone template was overwritten
>**sapient and happily working for the computer phreaks. terrible hacker (his stubby arms always mash the wrong keys) but nobody’s brave enough to fire him
>***mostly goons working for the high programmer who would have received that upgrade, had the spider not screwed up
>****sociopathic self interest and basic survival
>SCP-1DRM4N
>30 guys in red spandex
Unironically why should I care about all these different Spidermen?
Also Harry Osborn gets bitten and becomes Daddy Osborne's attackdog, like comic Miles and Prowler except Harry is too weak-willed to break free. Boom, easy.
Spider-Meh.
>A radioactive spider bites Peter Parker (16), giving him powers and the incredible indifference of a spider.
>He shows total indifference to any situation.
>Somehow he always ends up taking all the credit for the victories.
>(for some reason girls feel more attracted to him)
Uncle Ben's death.
>MEH.
the death of captain stacy
>MEH.
Gwen's death.
>MEH.
crime in new york
>MEH.
spiderman death cult
>meh.
Miles's revolution.
>meh.
Spider-Friend, an overly saccharine parody of calarts.
Cries exaggerated fountains when something bad happens.
(amateur rendition included.)
That's all I got.
No. Multiverse shit is cancer.
>super buff Spidey in back
Nice
Spider-Shitter
He's just a dude in a spiderman mask that takes huge shits
But there is already an Indian Spiderman
Yeah but he's not constipated like Spider-Shitter is. Every shit is life and death, and on one fateful shit, he lost Gwen Stacy.
;-;
Truly the greatest and heartbreaking event in comics history
He truly is a relatable character that reminds me of my every day struggles.
>Guy Man Spider
A guy ends up teleported to Miguel's spider-men army and gets sent back to his home right after that, he doesn't do much, people just see a guy landing there and send him back before anything goes wrong. After waking up in his bed and interpreting his weird "dream" as a vision of god, he gets really obsessed with it and starts to treat spider man as the vision of god, making his ethics and morals align with his vision of spider man.
People can see him every day on the streets with a badly sewed spider man mask, he says that the spider is the answer, and tries to "save" people doesn't matter the cost, but he ends up putting everyone in danger because he's just a guy with no powers and a little dumb, thinking that he's safe because he's in the side of "god" and even if he dies, he's dying for god, so its good.
His vision of spider-god is so insane that no one can reach his standards, so any spider man would be judged as a "fake", and mocking god is bad so uh, he tries to remove their uniforms to end the blasphemy, not by killing them, he doesn't kill.
I imagine him as a shadow priest like in MK2, but with blue and red painted on his "uniform", walking with a tiny spider man sculpture that he build himself with his own vision, no powers, no int, just a really strong faith mixed with negligence with his safety.
Sorry for the bad english, i hope people are able to understand it because i really had fun thinking about it.
I got three. Spider-Man but divided into three men all fighting for the title of "Spider-Man" after being bitten by the "radioactive" spider, leaving them with different "transformations". Each of the three represents Peter before the bite, after the bite, and after losing Ben.
>Tin Spider: Kamen Rider-toku suit who relies on gadgets and gizmos, compelled by an urge to "build" like a spider builds a nest and web, and hoards his tech from others. A prodigy with a libertarian streak who takes things for granted. Holden Coulfield vibes.
>Savage Spider: Strongman with superhuman durability and strength, and increased agility and speed (proportional to a spider) along with a "spider sense" that acts as quick clairvoyance. Loudmouth sharp-witted brute who shills his merchandise and tv show and adores his family. Bold.
>Recluse Spider: Radically metamorphosed into a man-spider and was driven out of his community, fearing him to be a monstrous menace. In reality, a kindhearted, guilty, and selfless soul, doing his best to fight the real monsters of his hometown. israeli background.
J Jonah Jameson is bitten by the spider. His insatiable desire/need for pictures of Spider-Man leads to him taking pictures of himself, which eventually devolves into lewder and more extreme photographs. Eventually he realizes he can make more money this way than he ever could as editor at a newspaper on 2023 and hits up the multiversal Spider Alliance to manage a website where the spiders post all their depraved homemade amateur pornography.
Spider-Fans
Also, being a pornographer, guy makes more deals with Mephisto daily than 616 Peter when Aunt May has a particularly nasty cold
Swede spider-man
>uncle svenn dies after mysterious ikea incident