Alright, let's do this one last time.

Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Barry Allen, I was struck by lightning and for ten years I've been the one and only Flash.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come Black Flash didn't catch on like Miles did?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ace is fine as is. If anything I'm glad he didn't get pushed as the "face" of the Flash name, it'd take away his charm of being a Speedster who has to really work for his identity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my guess is because it's too similar to the trope of black superhero + lighting.
      Also, cuz Bolt is already really fast, so why do black people need representation in that again? That's how I imagine producers argue when they need to create promotional material, so they just kept skiping him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plus A-Train from The Boys was already a black speedster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Avery better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to sniff her butthole

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was a blacked Wally first before fans complained

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I think he just came too late. There are way too many speedsters as is. It's rare that any of the modern ones catch on, the only new one since the nu52 that anyone talks about is Godspeed, and I think that's just because he looks really cool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because his original introduction was as a race-swap replacement of Wally West before they retconned him to be a different person entirely. His existence in new 52 erased Wallys entire history and it being a result of Barry doing Flashpoint was especially fricked up, he erased his sidekick and friend from existence and now there was a new version. Later when Wally got brought back in Rebirth he became Wallace and the resentment started to fade. If he was just introduced originally as a new character like Miles was, even if he replaced the role of Wally he wouldn't have been nearly as disliked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC is terrible at promoting characters that aren't named Batman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the same reason "dark reboots" of Robin Hood, King Arthur, or Superman didn't catch on while there was no baseline version accessible.

      Wallace's coolest thing is that he's a variant of Wally, but when Wallace was introduced there was no Wally. It would be like if Miles' introduction meant that 616 Spider-Man couldn't appear in books.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ace got fricked because he was introduced towards the end of the New 52 and the big selling point of Rebirth was that Wally was back. So he got relegated to Damian's Titans.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was pushed as the brand new Wally West and people hated it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles never CAUGHT anything. He's just been forced regardless of he succeeded or not.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt Insomniac was FORCED to put him in their spidey game, if they did it's cause they recognize he is popular right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because there's always been a hundred fricking Speedsters so there was no novelty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles had editorial and some high profile writers (mostly Bendis) on board, willing to push the character for a couple of years. Spiderman is a much higher profile brand to be associated with, and because of that some semi-competent people eventually came along and put him in something that people cared about.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is literally "black Wally West". This all could've been solved if they just have him a different name from the get go. He didn't need to be a West or an Allen. Just like how Miles Morales isn't a Parker. He could've been anyone.

      Also like others have said, when DC did The New 52 the black kid was going to be the rebooted ginger Wally. Which not a single person liked, and after enough backlash DC retracted that, and said that he was a different character with the exact same name as the original ginger Wally West.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been so long but how DID (original) Wally West become Kid Flash again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got struck by Speedforce lightning while visiting Barry's lab.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So literally the same origin as Barry?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would unironically watch Into the Flash-Verse. Flash and Green Lantern are the only heroes who have done the legacy hero thing well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Instead of the multiverse and parallel universes, it's a gathering of Flashes from the present to the far future; with each one having passed the torch to the next at the end of their careers.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CW-esque Punished Barry as Peter B. Parker.
    >Wallace West as Miles.
    >Hot Pursuit Patty as Spider-Gwen.
    >Avery Ho as Peni Parker.
    >Accelerated Man as Spider-Noir.
    >Fastback as Spider-Ham

    Could be kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like you could make Jay the Peter B equivalent. Like his and Joan's marriage could fall apart because of them not being able to have kids.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, you gotta' have Barry. Maybe Jay can have have Jessica Drew's role in the sequel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's Miguel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who would be the 2099?

        Godspeed
        Future Thawne (No not that one the other one)
        Zolomon
        Or Bart Allen
        Depends on preference, really.

        All wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rift is caused by Thawne trying to connect to alternate universe versions of himself to destroy Flash
      >All the Thawnes inevitably turn on each other

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who would be the 2099?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godspeed
        Future Thawne (No not that one the other one)
        Zolomon
        Or Bart Allen
        Depends on preference, really.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    into the speedforce would be kino but barry was never even the first flash

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Jay Garrick. I inhaled some smoke, and for the last forty years I thought I was the one and only Flash. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices - don't invest in a Flash-themed museum.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All right people, let's start at the beginning one last time. My name is Avery Ho. I was struck by lightning and for the last two years I've been the one and only Flash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All right people, let's start at the beginning one last time. My name is Avery Ho. I was struck by lightning and for the last two years I've been the one and only Flash.

      Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Wallace West. I was struck by lightning and for like two days, I've been the one and only Flash. I think you know the rest.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Wallace, You have a choice between saving one person, and saving every world. To me, that's an obvious choice"

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All right, people, let's start at the beginning one last time. My name is Iris West. I was struck by a freak lightning bolt, and for the last two years I've been the one and only Flash. You guys know the rest. I joined a newspaper. Saved my dad. I couldn't save my best friend, Barry Allen. So now, I save everyone else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iris is Flash's MJ. His Gwen would be Patty Spivot like

      >CW-esque Punished Barry as Peter B. Parker.
      >Wallace West as Miles.
      >Hot Pursuit Patty as Spider-Gwen.
      >Avery Ho as Peni Parker.
      >Accelerated Man as Spider-Noir.
      >Fastback as Spider-Ham

      Could be kino.

      said.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hm

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I understand Spiderverse's hype now.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally never found this look to be peter-esque. Now seeing the flash costume on him, this would be a great model for flash content but DC isn't going to do anything on par with spider-verse anytime soon

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