alright, number 27. What will it be, chief?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was halfway through Angel Heart when I realized I was watching Mickey Rourke, what the frick happened to his face?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you at least know the other actor was DeNiro?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid fricking zoomers dumb as a stump

        I'm so sorry I didn't grow up jacking off to Mickey Rourke like you gays so I wasn't aware of what he looked like when younger.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol project moar satan
          >he never watched Barfly
          Frick off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being a homosexual all the time is a zoomer thing. If someone even accused you of being a gay in the 90s your social life was over and nobody would go near you. If you came to school dressed like a chick, you would get your ass beat and most likely end up in the hospital. If you ran to tell your principal you were being bullied he would tell you to quit crying like a b***h and quit acting like a fricking homosexual. Y'all are gay and don't even realize it. If you want your girl to lick your butthole, you are a secret gay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid fricking zoomers dumb as a stump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he got it rearranged in the ring and then got addicted to plastic surgery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Literally punched ugly. He was handsome as frick when he was younger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i saw a picture of him out and about and it looked like he was wearing a skin mask like that dude in Midsommar. i'll try to find it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if he literally lives the scene where the fan can't recognize him at the deli but in real life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          his hand reminded me of this scene in Always Sunny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's time, Michael

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how uncanny, I think it's his hair that does it but who the frick knows with celebrities

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uncanny with who? Or like uncanny valley? He does look spooky but yeah it might be the wig

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              uncanny in that he looks like a person wearing a Mickey Rourke suit and like an imposter human

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >uncanny in that he looks like a person wearing a Mickey Rourke suit and like an imposter human
                "Ooooooh Mister Piiiiickles!!!...."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zoolander and Hansel lookin pretty good

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >those shoes
            >no socks
            Contemplate the aroma. Seriously tho he was in a motorcycle accident that smashed his face to smithereens

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if he literally lives the scene where the fan can't recognize him at the deli but in real life.

            what in the god damn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My mans was a boxer and a tough guy in his prime. Plastic surgery and a bunch of punches in the face later we end up with that mug.
      Mickey is based though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick I was attempting to watch that almost a month ago now and I just fell asleep and couldn't care to finish it all anymore. This was after I leeched like a 60 gb torrent for it too from a private tracker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great flick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agree, one of the very rare suggestions I got here that was actually decent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he took the call.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He married in to the Bogdanoff family.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1lb peppered turkey
    1lb munster cheese
    1lb pepperoni
    please ramjam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that sounds delicious, anon. i think i'll take a bite when you aren't looking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What thickness? Have you ever ordered at the deli counter before or does your mommy do your shopping?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but I’ve never been asked thickness before. Is there a default thickness?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Theirs a thickness graph on the deli counter and you can order based on that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only poors and minorities ask for thin cut

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I worked at a deli and I assure you Italians are the most stringent about-ok I guess you’re right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my mommy does my shopping

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ram's true villain of the movie

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino movie but one major flaw is trying to pretend Marisa Tomei isn’t hot as frick and that people would turn down her lap dances

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah because that gave us pierced breasts stripper tomei and I would not call anytime you see marisa tomeis breasts a flaw

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do old people love to torture wagies so much?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They lose their patience because they’re tired all of the time and think everyone and everything is stupid

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Ram, lemme get 1lb of that sandwich pepperoni, 1lb of hard salami, 1lb of garlic bologna, and your autograph, if you don't mind!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah…uh Wayne…this anon is asking for a pound of garlic bologna. We don’t have that. What do I do?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey Ram! Do the job and get that garlic bologna over here! I'm starving over here!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that guy that recognized Ram was such a prick. Who the frick bothers some guy at the deli counter and asks them 20 questions? If I were Ram I would have just lied and said
      >oh yeah...softball...that's it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn good movie

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100 lbs of kino

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking depressing when Ram fricks up again with his daughter just because he wanted to frick some nasty chick at the bar. I guess it makes sense that he's always been like that

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did he die at the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think so. I know they filmed him pinning the guy and winning the match though but that could have just been for the real fans in the crowd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ‘d ‘o

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like when he eats the egg salad

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I went into one of these threads there were two schizos arguing for literally hours about whether or not it would have been easy for him to get a construction job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, i remember that. i'm pretty sure one was just trolling the other. how the frick would Ram be able to do construction all day with his fricked up body?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it the same thread where people were arguing whether or not the deli would close down for a bit because of the meat slicer incident?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was one of the people arguing that randy couldn't have possibly done construction with his bad heart Ahahahaha.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was on your side too. He’s an old man but the other anon kept insisting he would just drive a truck all day

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Réunion of allies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was one of the people arguing that randy couldn't have possibly done construction with his bad heart Ahahahaha.

          you people are moronic HE LITERALLY WOULD BE ONE OF THE GUYS WHO WATCHES ALL THE WORK GET DONE ALL DAY WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah...Ram is good shit and wouldn't dig letting other people do all the work. He liked doing the unloading trucks job and even the deli when he got into a groove.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He couldve worked the crane. Not all construction jobs require effort.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Crane operation is a skilled job, Randy wouldn't know how to do that and there's an okay chance he'd be too dumb to learn if they gave him a chance. He'd be doing general labor hauling materials and equipment around until his heart gave out from walking around out in the sun for hours

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He can work a bulldozer that shit is not complicated.
            And if constructions out of the picture he could have been a trucker.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's cheaper to get pre-packaged and you know it hasn't been sitting open for weeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously it’s cheaper but the stuff at the deli is supposed to be fresh as monkey’s breath, brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I normally work at the seafood counter cutting up fish but today I worked at the deli and it made me want to jam my hand into the slicer just like this movie. Deli work is so soulless letting the machine do all the work and taking order after order by number, at least with the fish I can get kinda personal with it and cut it just how these housewives like it. The flow of people is a lot less but there's far more personable repeat customers

      Actually it depends how the deli is run, sometimes the grab and go stuff is fresh, sometimes it isn't. The stuff behind the counter is typically fresh, especially if it's the regular boars head ovengold turkey or deluxe ham BUT some things can honestly sit around for a while if it isn't a popular item. Turkey and chicken gets 7 days, cheese gets 14 and stuff like pepperoni gets 21 days before it has to go.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Turkey and chicken gets 7 days
        frick that, I throw it our after 3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boars head makes us throw away anything we pre-cut for customers after 2-4 days. Stuff behind the counter that is open and ready to cut lasts a bit longer. Boars head is anal about quality control.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you saw the prequel to "The Wrestler", you'd know there was no saving his daughter. Even though he did his best.

        An irl counter jockey!
        I gotta ask, do you get to take home anything you want once it's about to expire? Cause that seems like a sweet ass gig, you eat prime rib and Alaskan crab for dinner every night. You never have to go grocery shopping ever again!

        Is it true, is it a dream job?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does anybody know if deli counter staff gets free food every night? Or do they take it to a homeless shelter?

          Bueller?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            From my experience of working in restaurants homeless shelters won’t accept already cooked food. They made us throw away like 50 pounds of perfectly fine food every night

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for the feedback. I guess even starving people have some standards. My ancestors used to eat pieces of their own boots during the civil war.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You ever suck dick for a cheeseburger?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They just made us throw shit out that wasn't going to be reused(rotisserie chicken into Chicken Salad, for example)
            Sometimes the cooks would let us have free food that was extra.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Around herr it all goes to some pig farm.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At work at the deli we do donate some meat and bread products to pig farms but a lot gets thrown away. Working at a supermarket opens your eyes to how much food gets wasted every day. It's kinda sad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No not at all, the company records all the food that expires and gets thrown out. You could lose your job and union membership if you got caught. That being said sometimes the deli manager might scan out a pizza or two the day it expires and let us cook it in the oven but if a regular employee did that they would be in the shit. If you want a job like that become a school janitor. I did that for a number of years at a catholic school before moving on and the teachers and lunch staff would always leave me with just about anything left over from the day, any meetings would have lots of bagels, pizza, soda, lunch staff would leave chicken and rice as well as other dishes for me. Barely had to shop even if the food wasn't always healthy stuff. Maybe other delis are different but mine records 99% of the throw aways, we call it KLT or known loss tracking. Managers do paperwork on it weekly. Pic is the going away cards the kids at the school made me. I miss janitor work honestly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick jannies

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why? Janitors make the world a cleaner place. Sure internet jannies suck but irl janitors just pick up all the shit sllobs leave behind. Imagine the world without them cleaning your restrooms or tables, making hospitals clean, schools put back into order. It's honest work and sometimes good pay/benefits if the place is right. Learn a lot of fix it skills along the way too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good job Mr. Stephen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you saw the prequel to "The Wrestler"
          What? No mention of it on Wikipedia and a quick Google search came up empty.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon is making a joke. It's just a movie called Thirteen with the same actress that plays his daughter.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ahh...gotcha. Thanks. They could have Zac Efron play a young Ram if they ever decide to do one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No not at all, the company records all the food that expires and gets thrown out. You could lose your job and union membership if you got caught. That being said sometimes the deli manager might scan out a pizza or two the day it expires and let us cook it in the oven but if a regular employee did that they would be in the shit. If you want a job like that become a school janitor. I did that for a number of years at a catholic school before moving on and the teachers and lunch staff would always leave me with just about anything left over from the day, any meetings would have lots of bagels, pizza, soda, lunch staff would leave chicken and rice as well as other dishes for me. Barely had to shop even if the food wasn't always healthy stuff. Maybe other delis are different but mine records 99% of the throw aways, we call it KLT or known loss tracking. Managers do paperwork on it weekly. Pic is the going away cards the kids at the school made me. I miss janitor work honestly.

        Boars head makes us throw away anything we pre-cut for customers after 2-4 days. Stuff behind the counter that is open and ready to cut lasts a bit longer. Boars head is anal about quality control.

        Do you think the deli in this movie would close for the day after the incident where he cut his finger and sprayed blood everywhere?

        Some anon was foaming at the mouth in the last thread saying they'd be back to normal almost immediately because some Wal-Mart didn't close after a shooting.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We've had stupid people cut themselves, we are all supposed to wear cutting gloves but most people don't. Back to work. It would have to be really bad to force a shutdown. Sad as it is. Cutting gloves are one of those things we keep around for inspection day and then never wear again. When your staff is mostly part timers making minimum wage you get service like that. Much better run places likely would have better standards.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, that's pretty wild especially if it was in front of customers and the blood went everywhere. I'd figure it would at least be damage control. I guess it makes sense it depends on the place though

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Obviously any food that got hit would be garbage, whatever slicer was used would have to be fully broken down and cleaned but if it was contained it is no biggie. Sure a customer seeing it might think twice about ordering next but we train for that stuff and if it is beyond us we call management and get special cleaning crews in.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unless his finger got cut off , shit ai t stopping. Even if he lost finger. I’ve heard stories when I worked at a deli

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Potato salad,extra bloody.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ask it every time every thread every mother fricking day.
    Why didnt he just work construction

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude you need to get outside and experience the world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a fiance, a career and disposable income do you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a fiance, a career and disposable income do you

        Gonna take your silence as a no

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ram I need you to rank Ready to Rumble, Nacho Libre and The Iron Claw. And your
    thoughts on The Rock, John Cena and Bautista's acting abilities.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 lb italian roast beef. Portion it out for 4 lunches throughout the week.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The VA for Brak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast and The Brak Show, aka one of the most popular characters of early Adult Swim has to work as an Amazon delivery driver to make ends meet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro dont break me with that shit tell him to make a cameo.
      He could work for better driving companies than amazon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mike Lazzo, the guy who runs Adult Swim, is a fricking butthole He also was late on payments to Zorak's VA(who was also an animator on Aqua Teen Hunger Force) and gave him little work. Ended up dying of an undiagnosed condition about 8 years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro dont break me with that shit tell him to make a cameo.
      He could work for better driving companies than amazon.

      last I heard, the voice of Frylock started a kickstarter to buy a bicycle to get to his dishwashing job. Save your money, kids.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Iron Sheik was originally going to be his opponent in this movie, but he was too much a pain in the ass to deal with. They talk about it during a Howard Stern interview.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That makes sense. I remember when he was on Kenny Vs Spenny and they couldn’t reel him in at all. I think he actually hurt Spenny

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At my deli they sell chicken salad with grapes in it. Sometimes I wonder if Ram would enjoy that

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I’ve ever ordered a sandwich at a deli the guy acted pissed that I ordered one and it took like 20 minutes for him to give it to me

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Scott Hall crowd funded his hip replacement or some shit?

    That c**t was on like $5,000,000 a year in the late 90's. Fricking bozo I'm glad he's dead. Frick these c**ts for squandering millions because they are booze and drug degenerates and then they turn around and ask regular people they wouldn't piss on for handouts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Nash gers drunk every night on wine because he was raped in the summer of 92, his best friend and son are dead.
      Kek
      What
      A
      Bitch

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These movies are basically the same except one of them is way shittier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whale is honestly better. I've watched that 4 times The Wrestler only twice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Whale fricking sucked and was basically a remake of The Wrestler

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Whale hit too close to home for ya

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I’m not a fat pig but it just was a poorly executed movie with terrible writing

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Dome of the Rock

    Can you do a classic Rueben, you frick?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was good in his Dice episode, too bad nobody else watched the show and it died after only two seasons

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shouldn’t you be getting your ass licked by another guy in spandex you dumb homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I love this dude on Twitter. Always brings up this movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So glad my guy got a good role

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israeli flick about them poor goys. They should make a real wrestling movie without the Marxism

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey ram, sup brother. Saw your show at the armory last weekend, great match. Lemme get a half pound of turkey and some potato salad. Thanks brother.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i do this after i take a giant shit in the morning

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno, if Marisa Tomei came to my last match and I was about to die and she said she is ready to be with me I'd probably run away with her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some anons are weird about this movie. They were saying they hated it just because the daughter had a girlfriend.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ram. I need you to hold this, SLOW/STOP sign.>
    "You got it boss." <dies>

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The coziest part of the movie was when he was getting into working at the deli. He was a charismatic dude and a natural performer. I'd watch an entire movie of an ex pro wrestler working a deli counter

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