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smirkworthy thread
They caught "go down the hill" guy?
yeah, they found his dna on a spent shell casing near the scene. hes done
It was an unspent .40 cal round, found between the two bodies with his DNA. The suspect also owned a car that was identical to one caught in camera at the location of the murder, admitted to being at the scene of the crime and to wearing the same color clothes as the killer in the cellphone video. Dude is hosed.
How convenient
It wasn't him, he is probably just the local low IQ drunkard, totally harmless .Local police and FBI just want to close the case.
Why did he do it?
He was a local and everyone knew didn't they? Why didn't he commit surprise soduku?
Was murder really that easy to get away with before DNA tech came around?
the crime happened in like 2018 moron
I know. I'm just saying, there are a ton of cold cases getting solved by DNA nowadays. They even got the fricking Golden State guy through some advanced version of ancestry.com. I can only imagine how many murders went unsolved before this tech came around
>They even got the fricking Golden State guy through some advanced version of ancestry.com
It wasn't advanced just another database. I did my patrilineal genetic testing through one and my general DNA through another both had all sorts of add on services and various places you could upload to. One let me download the raw data and submit it whenever I wanted. I've got a bunch of 2nd and 3rd cousins in random Finnish villages as it turns out kek
if you wore gloves mask and a big enough pair of balls to commit a crime like that then yeah i would say so. thats why a lot of people got away with it for so long, IE the golden state killer and the countless others that are being grabbed up after killing people 40 years ago.
Where do you think all those creepy old stories like brothers Grimm and shit came from? They were warnings about murderers and rapists and shit. Now imagine that sweet spot of having cars and high ways but before DNA tech.
It's insane to think how many people were likely killed over those decades. Hell look at the amount of missing people even still today.
Makes me kinda sad on one hand but I'm kinda jelly of the thrill of killing some hitchhiker that I'll never know
so wait was the who thing about how one of the girls was being catfished on facebook or whatever that they only found out about like a year ago just a completely unrelated thing?
Ended up being unrelated to her murder, but related to the arrest of two pedos in the region. Hence the two different looking sketch photos released. One is bridge man aka Richard Allen, and the other is the younger of the two pedos they caught (it was a man and his son). Teen girls are the most moronic things on earth.
yeah he kept making threads about himself here just like EARONS
I wonder if they'll ever catch the off leash dog poisoner that posts here
isn't animal cruelty a misdemeanor or an equivalent in like every country
How is cruel if the animals are running free and not being attended? Potentially destroying someone's property or harming children? And if he uses pain free methods of poisoning how is that cruelty. The first tip is free Jack: animals are property, take care of your fricking property if you don't want it damaged.
you will probably develop empathy when you arent underaged any more, thats how it worked for me.
I've rutted with a brood sow buddy. She shit out thrice as many tit suckers as you'll ever create. Dogs are vermin
eh you sound third world so maybe this is just how you are. good luck buddy remember when you get bored with torturing animals you should just an hero before women start going missing.
Black person I don't know what your ESL brain thought I was saying, but I replied to a post asking if they'll ever catch that guy by saying "it's not a serious enough crime for anyone to care"
you need to fricking chill out with your autism, you sound like a homosexual
It’s amazing how most of the board were sure he got away with it
can i get a qrd on this? i know someone killed 2 people in delphi but why does everyone care
its the biggest thing to hit Indiana since popped corn
Because the true crime drama show came out during the scamdemic and npc's drank that shit up and watched it 50 times, lest they be shunned by the community for not trusting the science
oh. ive never watched a true crime show because i am not a single middle aged woman
I'm not either. Some of them are okay, but the majority are garbage with manufactured drama and edited bullshit to push a narrative. Like true detective season 3, it's some busybody white woman trying to push an interview in the direction she wants it to go, instead of just laying out the facts.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/indiana-man-accused-killing-teen-girls-allegedly-confessed-phone-call-rcna91999
>Police knew it since 2017 because the fricking moron confessed to his wife in a recorded prison telephone call
Lmao
dna ruined crime kino. they caught EARONS because of 23andme. honestly would have been better if he got away with it
Go down the hill guy was the cold case king and now there's no kino cases left
We can't have legends anymore
> Find out this show is on HBO Max
> Watch episode 1
> Notice episodes jump in episode list.
> Turns out it's 100 episodes plucked from the series
Why? I don't remember anything that would be considered "offensive". I assume it has to do something with Joe's divorce or whatever legal shit he's in?
why did he kill them? and why in the same state?