Am I in the fricking minority for wanting to feel emotions other than "ha ha i'm happy"?

Am I in the fricking minority for wanting to feel emotions other than "ha ha i'm happy"?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need the Angry Friends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are called the Frowning Friends.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't call them "Frowning Fiends" for a full pun.
        What hacks.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes you are you freak

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you happy all the time? If not I don't see what the problem is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other emotions exist. Being happy all the time isn't healthy or sincere.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if I'm happily jerking off all the time?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's bad according to Zach Hadel and his band of neopuritans.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never got how someone can be so autistic that they think making offhand remarks about coomer culture being bad has some deeper meaning about a guy that regularly makes jokes about scat and foot fetish stuff.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depending on where you live, people are very fricking lonely and undisciplined and also don't read.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Coomer culture is good, though. It’s fun and masturbation and porn aren’t bad for you. All the research that finds that they’re bad for your brain has direct connections to Catholic and Mormon activist groups like Fight The New Drug and NCOSE. Stop eating shit and grow up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Coomer culture is good, though. It’s fun and masturbation and porn aren’t bad for you. All the research that finds that they’re bad for your brain has direct connections to Catholic and Mormon activist groups like Fight The New Drug and NCOSE. Stop eating shit and grow up.

                [...]
                [...]
                Your kind isn't welcomed here

                >Your kind isn't welcomed here

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This. Coomer culture is a sign of maturity and that you won’t fall in line with the whims of sadists.
                [...]
                >We're winning

                Jacking off is bad…
                But wojaking off is worse

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Coomer culture is a sign of maturity and that you won’t fall in line with the whims of sadists.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This. Coomer culture is a sign of maturity and that you won’t fall in line with the whims of sadists.

                [...]

                >We're winning

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Coomer culture is a sign of maturity
                Anytime a once stigmatized or "persecuted" group starts to say things like this, you know that they feel like the top dogs and can now enforce their own rules just like the moral guardians they claim to hate. It's not enough to claim that a guy who faps to porn 24/7 is just as capable of being as happy as one who doesn't. No, the guy that doesn't have a porn habit is the REAL weirdo and someone to be suspicious of. Just look at what happened with the transgender movement with more and more kids wanting to become trannies because being straight is seen as boring, the abortion movement going from "safe, legal, and rare" to the shout your abortion campaigns, and claims that children raised by single mothers actually have advantages over being raised by nuclear families as opposed to saying that they can still be happy and successful despite their upbringing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                based

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You trad homosexuals are so fricking whiny. Always going on about how oppressed you are and how horrible everyone that doesn't live like you is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. I'd rather be a degenerate than some some judge mental tradhomosexual who's secretly miserable all the time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy fricking projection....then again this COULD be bait.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >could be
                really? You need to see an eye doctor of course its fricking bait. These threads have been made for a year if not longer and they are the exact same things repeated and repeated and repeated. Smiling friends is toxic, neopuritans, bla bla bla. How the jannies have not marked all smiling friends threads for spam is beyond me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guarantee that you wouldn't have called me a whiny perpetual victim if I went on a rant about how censoring porn leads to the extinction of the white race or "body shames" big tittied fat assed women, the most persecuted, living-life-on-hard-mode group in human history. I'm surprised you didn't go really crazy and call me a snowflake as well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being happy all the time isn't healthy or sincere.
        Being too dumb and happy to know the difference may have it's benefits.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have a point if literally every other adult animated comedy wasn't cynical misery 100% of the time.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want you to happy
    >but not that way. only our way is allowed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what makes this show so sinister and insincere.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD IS THAT... SOMEONE EXPERIENCING JOY AND CONTENTMENT? AAIIIIEEEE HELP ME KAMI-SAMA!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron, no one wants to be happy all the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never got how someone can be so autistic that they think making offhand remarks about coomer culture being bad has some deeper meaning about a guy that regularly makes jokes about scat and foot fetish stuff.

      Depending on where you live, people are very fricking lonely and undisciplined and also don't read.

      Your kind isn't welcomed here

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The puritans were having sex with their wives every night. They saw it as an act of worship. Who wouldn't want to bring that back?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having sex is anti-porn you fricking neopuritan

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you talking about the show or what?
    Even in show the overly optimistic outlook is called out so i have no idea what you are talking about.
    It's more just making them content with life

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neopuritangay here.

    There’s a million fricking things I could say about this show, and I have, obviously, but its insidiousness stretches way deeper than just being a disingenuous ‘HANG IN THERE!! :)’ sticker. Smiling Friends struck a chord of anger with a lot of people for a very real set of reasons. People don’t understand why people get angry at this show and at Zach because they haven’t suffered through the set of traumas necessary to understand why its attitudes are so fricked up and ignorant. I might need to write an essay on this or something. The reason I even made that image a year ago was because I saw a chance for a specific group of voiceless and alienated people to feel a little less lonely and to get them to realize this board’s cultural frog was being boiled. Clearly it didn’t help much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even worse? Zach is now openly mocking you in his videos. He’s basically declaring war.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gyurrrr i can make the schizo think Zach is talking to him because he’s sooooo le crazy!!! XD
        I hope Kenneth Lamar Noid shoots you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's talking about you right in this video. He's the equivalent of someone taunting Kenneth Lamar Noid. The mask has completely slipped off and he is now baiting the bear.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can I get a timestamp?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Skip to 13:00

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahaha holy shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being a disingenuous ‘HANG IN THERE!! :)’ sticker
      Dude it's a silly little comedy show, maybe I'm wrong but I certainly didn't find it to be anything like any of that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick are you and what are you talking about

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People don’t understand why people get angry at this show and at Zach because they haven’t suffered through the set of traumas necessary to understand why its attitudes are so fricked up and ignorant.
      That's a rather bold assumption to make about someone who went through life sounding like a he snorted a golf ball.
      What exactly makes you or anyone else an expert on diagnosing trauma?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >or anyone else
        you know all of these posts are just one guy right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon if you really made that image then please continue, I wasnt aware of it until recently as I'm sure most are now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I might need to write an essay on this or something.
      As an unironic puritan, go for it. I'd be heavily interested in reading an in-depth analysis on Smiling Friends's archaic and disordered themes on sexuality and the human spirit. Not even fricking with you when I say that it would probably be an A+ essay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun wallowing in misery and becoming enraged at the sight of anyone feeling joy. You’ve got it all figured out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick do the people in this board do all day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I wish stupid fricks like you would just get help instead of shitting up discussion of the best [adult swim] show in a while

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be happy than sad like a Rick and Morty character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SF and R&M characters are the same fricking thing.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, most people do. Sadly cartoons are not seen as appropiate for other emotions, but it'd be smarter for you to try to experience all those things from real life and other forms of art rather than wait for the American animation industry to change.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Amerifat animation like this? Why are they so afraid of other emotions?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animation is not a form of art

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that porn is a weapon used to weaken a populace for conquest. Israel used to hijack Palestinian airwaves and boradcast hardcore pornography around the time their children got time from school.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, israelites did not invent the concept of porn. You people are fricking insane.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zach and co are not anti porn, but the existence of malignant homosexuals like you spamming everywhere ignoring the nuances of the show's message and insisting its evil while championing porn addiction and jerking off to poopy diapers might make them reconsider. So good job idiot.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They make a lot of fat jokes too but they're all chubby, where's the outrage there

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This much autism on Cinemaphile over an [as] shitpost show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Trad gay

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's their job

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well their job sucks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least they get paid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I joined Cinemaphile nearly a year ago. This.. crusade against the imagined neopuritan was going srong then and i genuinely surprised its still here. As long as the homosexual making these threads persevere i doubt any smiling friends threads will be free of his malign influence. Ive given up hope. I think hes won

        I hate how this shit has totally eliminated any threads about Smiling Friends on Cinemaphile. I just wanna be able to talk about a show I liked without people complaining about a message ("you have to be happy all the time!) that wasn't even in the show.

        Maybe if the porn addict troons didn't freak out at anyone rejecting their masturbation lifestyle we could actually discuss the show

        >not a fetish btw

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its especially funny how the show doesnt reject their masturbation lifestyle or even mention it. They started a war against some imagined enemy.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how this shit has totally eliminated any threads about Smiling Friends on Cinemaphile. I just wanna be able to talk about a show I liked without people complaining about a message ("you have to be happy all the time!) that wasn't even in the show.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Smiling Friends threads were dead before the schizo appeared

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual animation discussion board is Wrong board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I joined Cinemaphile nearly a year ago. This.. crusade against the imagined neopuritan was going srong then and i genuinely surprised its still here. As long as the homosexual making these threads persevere i doubt any smiling friends threads will be free of his malign influence. Ive given up hope. I think hes won

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show makes the sisyphus argument that positives in life cannot come without hardships. If you dont come back down from being elevated up, it will feel stale and you will never feel the joy of feeling better again.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 2 when?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the show say you have to be happy all the time? What I got out of it was that you shouldn't give in to cynicism and should keep striving for happiness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show is very cynical itself, unlike Spawn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure what spawn is but I agree that the messaging is a little hypocritical. Psychicpebbles comes off as a little pretentious, like one of those guys that think they have the world figured out and scoff at those that don't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Zach is an butthole and it bleeds into his work.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't know about butthole, just a little immature. You actually see this a lot on Cinemaphile, lots of guys really sad for a lot of reasons or always felt like losers. Then once they get it together they're like omg it was so obvious I unlocked the key all you need to do is... be a stoic or whatever

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