Am I the only one who thinks Carl is living the life?
>no wife so he can be promiscuous af
>decent sized house with a pool for a man living alone
>eats and drinks whatever he wants
>works out of the home
Am I the only one who thinks Carl is living the life? >no wife so he can be promiscuous af
Yeah but he also has to deal with Shake, Meatwad and Frylock constantly trying to murder him.
Isnt he their landlord?
no that's markula
Meatward is never mean to Carl and Frylock is just mean out of spite. Shake is the only danger.
It goes both ways. They all dislike each other but at the same time they are the only ones who will put up with each other. Carl is lonely without them.
>A YO, fryman
do we ever see what carl does for a living? or is he just NEET?
hes on disability I think
How the frick does he have a home then?
he rents from Markula and its probably rent controlled area otherwise how else would the ATHF live next door
Not to mention that Markula looks like he might be a bit... Unscrupulous when it comes to payment.
He’s probably in the mafia, considering who his buddies are.
definitely NOT in, but frequently does business with them, and those guys are definitely NOT his buddies
he mentions in at least one episode he went to school for elevator repair, but he's never actually shown working that i can recall. Its implied that he takes all of his mom's money (social security or pension or some shit).
One day, you and me Fryman, BLOW THE LID OFF THE JOINT!
Carl nets like 50% of the shows casualties so as much as I love the guy he might aswell live in Syria, or Ukraine
2005 desolation was kust different.
if his hair is brown and mustache is black then what color are his pubes?
The bookie episode is my favorite partly because it's one of the best Carl outcomes. Him beating Shake with the bat with zero hesitation.
He only fricks ugly prostitutes though
That one mom was a little chubby but not bad.
Is there any other life anon?
I can see Carl only getting off to ugly prostitutes though. Like it adds to the realism of Carl-esque fantasy of what is possibly attainable for him.
>>no wife so he can be promiscuous af
He has canonically only had sex involving either prostitution or rape
incorrect. he fricked the fat single mother consensually and even got her pregnant. and with breasts like that, can you blame the guy?
>Your mom can play a pretty mean skin flute! HAHAHA OH YEAH!
Extremely underrated episode.
>no kids
That's already a big L
he's bald and fat and has a tiny pecker that he has trouble getting up.
he also frequently is maimed or killed in horrific ways
remember when rape was funny?
still is
Broski, i fricking love Carl. Childhood is identifying with the Aquateens, adulthood is becoming Carl
>immortal
you forgot that one
The one where he gets drunk and eats chinese takeout and calls his old yearbook crush really hit hard
Please tell me you didn't actually do that.
No but in certain low points in my life I've drunk dialed my exes. The ones that pick up just have contempt, if they even pick up at all.
Have some fricking self respect.
Front facing Carl
Most of the ATHF fanbase is likely turning into Carl only without the house and car
Yup.