Am i the only one who was bothered by the fact that they're all wearing long heavy clothing in 80 degree humid tropical jungles and nobody is sweaty? malcolm should be roasting in that leather outfit
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Some people don't feel heat as much as other people do
Global warming is real, Chud
>Linien shirt and trousers
>functional cargo pants
>every other character is wearing shorts
the only wardrobe out of place here is Goldblum's, which suits his character - someone out of place unwilling to adapt.
The rest of the clothing is entirely acceptable and bush rangers still dress like that to this day
t. australian
Ian does discard his jacket as the movie progresses.
>everyone brags about linen being super breathable compared to cotton
>buy 5 khaki linen shorts for 100$ a pop
>.......
>barely feel any difference than my regualar dockers
frick you linen fricks
Big Linen frickin swindled you hard bro
Why'd you buy 5 pairs without even trying them out? Should've gotten 1 pair first to see how they feel.
Because I always hear linen is super lightweight, breathebale and comfy. In the Tx heat I thought it'd be a blessing so just decided to get them and be done with it. Honestly unless it's super windy and cool like a coldfront I don't feel anything different than the heavy dockers I have.
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it was such a letdown lauran derp didn't get eaten
People in movies and TV are usually way overdressed in hot climates. Best was a Sean Paul music video where they all go to a dance in Jamaica wearing winter coats.
Only one of the characters in this shot is overdressed
White people thing.
Its cause it was the 90s, global warming has made tropical areas hot, it actually used to be kinda chilly. Zoomers wouldnt remember tho.
Here, since your first post didn't get a (You).
You good now?
Nta he stole my (you)
man’s not hot
it's Chilean sea bass, isn't it? God damnit
try being less fat OP
OP never goes outdoors, kek
this homie has never heard of linen
i used to think the
>touch grass
thing was stupid but it might do OP some good
>i used to think the touch grass thing was stupid
It is. I touched grass all day yesterday. Weeded my front lawn of all dandelions and trimmed the hedges so that they're flush with the driveway.
Still racist.
i meant more because the people who say it are the least outdoorsy people on earth and they say it to people that hike, fish, hunt, farm, etc.
if you're OP, though, your racism wont save you from being moronic
This thread is making me lose my mind. It's as if these people have never been outside on a hot day
>linen
>loose cotton dress shirts
Yes all good for the tropics. Cargo pants are essential if you venture anywhere out of a camp so that you don't get covered in ticks/leeches
YES homosexual, do you have any idea what would happen if you walked around every day without fully covering your skin before sunscreen
Ticks have ruined the outdoors for me. Walk through some grass for 15 seconds and you'll be paralyzed for life or just die, what the frick is that.
Wait until you find out what slugs can do.
What can slugs do?!
I think they're carriers of brain eating bacteria or some crazy shit like that
>t. different anon
>YES homosexual, do you have any idea what would happen if you walked around every day without fully covering your skin before sunscreen
Are you dumb? Is there no way to cover your body from the sun apart from shirt+vest+jacket?
Have you ever opened a book or wikipedia page in your life? There is no argument here - people dressed like that. EVERYONE dressed like that. It was to protect their skin coupled with the ornamental maximalist sensabilities of the late 1800s. Yes, people wore suits in the desert. If you had ever been to a desert you'd know not only is this possible to do, it's also practical, and the over the top nature of it makes sense when you match that practicality with the fashion senses of the era.
tldr; shut the FRICK UP and read a wikipedia article
>read a wikipedia article
This one?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum
>Is there no way to cover your body from the sun apart from shirt+vest+jacket?
I mean I guess you could cover yourself with mud and go buck naked. Or wear a hat with an 8 foot brim. Maybe live in the caves and only come out at night. But apart from those, wearing layered clothing is the best way to protect yourself from the sun if sunscreen isn't available.
Maybe just not be a melanin deficient cumskin?
yeah bro it's no big deal just let the sun rape your skin bro
it'll be fine bro
Lmao I was just memeing anyways.
As a fun fact the Apache/Commanche/Navajo and other American SW groups (and the Nauhua groups if you want to move into Mexico) all actually wore complex multi-layered clothing even at contact. The SW American Indians also adopted Western clothes styles basically the minute they had access to them because they were so effective at protecting from the Sun.
Running around a desert or plains in buckskins is fricking dumb even for people with more melanin, and the only natives that really wore the classic "buckskins" were in more temperate areas like the Midwest, East coast, and Pacific Northwest.
My favorite is the Western costumes they always wear, even if it's summer in the desert.
Deserts are dry and can get pretty cold at night.
Come on, bruh, are you really defending this? They're always riding, they can put their extra clothes with the rest of their shit, not wear a three-piece suit at noon.
Would YOU sacrifice style for comfort?
Risk a sunburn during the day and a cold during the night.
Viggo lookin Cinemaphile as frick.
Is this the movie where he abandons his wife to go fight for Black folk?
I'm pretty sure that's the one where Harris and Mortensen get sent out as security to a small town and Renee Zellweger is a goofy b***h who doesn't know what she wants to Ed Harris for 2 hours.
It was actually much cooler in the 1800s. The basic fact they don't want you to know is this is all mostly determined by that giant ball of fire in space. There was a solar minimum in the 1800s, we are currently in a solar maximum so it's hot as frick. Why? Because god hates me.
I can't believe they're not wearing baggy tank tops, hawaiian shorts and flipflops with aviator shades
shorts are out, zoomers aren't allowed to show any leg skin now. It's sweats or lululemon polyester pants.
>all
What?
Three people of the six are wearing shorts.
One is wearing a linen suit.
Only one guy is wearing a black leather jacket.
And the other dude is dressed like an archeologist.
Malcolm's outfit is the the only really out of place one, but that makes sense because he's an aloof mathematician.
Grant's outfit is pretty ideal. It's a little baggy which lets the air circulate so it's not that hot. And you want long clothes if you are going through rugged terrain. Plants and bushes and thorns will cut you up if you have to go off trail. And you want something kind of durable. You'd be surprised how much nature can frick up soft materials.
Only Black person itt that's actually been outside
Overcast with hurricane approaching. Probably chilly.
Never noticed those guys in the tower. Is this from the open matte version?
Baggy clothes is just 90s. The only one who looks weird is Malcolm wearing a leather jacket (but it fits his autistic character).
Read the book homosexual. Malcom explains why he dresses like that.
then they can explain it in the movie then. Its not hard to add one sentence of dialog to explain something that doesn't make sense.
It's autism. Autistic people don't process sensory data and he probably isn't consciously aware he's hot.
>It's autism.
this thread? agreed
Does there need to be a reason? Have you never seen an aloof dickhead out of his element wearing clothes that are obviously unsuitable? People do this all the time and they do it due to their own stubborness/lack of experience/being self-absorbed. It's just visual character building.
I went to school with this autistic kid who would wear long trousers all year-round, even on the most oppresively hot days. He would wear his trousers to the beach, he wore them everywhere no matter what.
>Have you never seen an aloof dickhead out of his element wearing clothes that are obviously unsuitable?
i.e. Autism. Didn't read the rest.
Youre forgetting that spielberg is a hack.
>autism speaks
this is why kids in school bullied you
I mean they were legitimately filming on location in Hawaii, it's not like they were in the volume or something like souless shit nowadays. If Goldblum isn't sweating Goldblum isn't sweating.
It's probably really windy
yes you're the only one who has that much brain energy to spend on menial shit like this and then posting it on Cinemaphile
you've never been to florida in the winter? it's actually pretty nice and I understand why the boomers flock there like migrating birds
Islands have good wind
>wearing short sleeves in a jungle
you wouldn't last a day outside of a city
Is he sweating? I couldn't notice. If the actor isn't hot, then it's probably not that hot.
>plywood paddock
"SPARED NO EXPENSE!"
no wonder why everything went to shit
You just have to see that flimsy direction sign Nedry was turning to see how cheap Hammond was.
How fat and used to basketball shorts are you to think cargo pants are "heavy"
Sorry but this is solid film making as it pertains to a cast of characters. They're all wearing distinct attire and each one has a very distinct personality, like they're real people. The only one who's probably hot and uncomfortable but wont take off his jacket, due to being a rockstar, is Ian Malcom.
Looks like a shoddy Disney theme park.... whoa maaaaan. thats ironic. spread no expense bruh
modern zoomies have access to weather apps, geological info and almanacs
and this moron called OP couldn't fricking look up 'Costa Rican weather'
homosexual
it's crazy how more access to information has actually made everyone dumber
we live in a post truth world anon
Why are everyone's clothes two sizes too large?
3 are wearing shorts, 1 is wearing all white, grant is used to the desert heat and Malcolm is a masochist.
>Malcolm is a masochist
Chaotician, chaotician, actually.
I bring scientists, you bring a rock star.
I like how Malcolm looks like a balloon.
>This is the Lizzo paddock. Look, she's getting her first meal of the day.
This movie was shot on location on an actual tropical island. They're exactly as sweaty as their characters would be. You can kind of see it in some scenes.
Lol imagine caring about global warming.