Am I to believe this skinny looser is Superman? Old movies sure were dumb

Am I to believe this skinny looser is Superman?
Old movies sure were dumb

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's Clark Kent moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. How faceblind do you have to be to confuse Clark Kent with Superman?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sigma grindset

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he pitches his voice up and down
      just like Kevin Conroy
      I guess it came from their theatre training
      I wish modern actors knew how to do this instead of just doing an awful growl

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based pussy looser had to wear two pants to hide his bulge.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.

      Ideal Superman physique.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely never bought Christopher Reeve as Superman. He wasn't buff enough to be Superman in my child eyes. When Henry Cavill eventually came along he really looked the part, although he couldn't really be toned down in the looks department enough to pass as Clark Kent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Superman even lift?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was a buff dude tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it make sense for Supes to be ripped anyway? You can only build muscle tearing it up with resistance, and he can already lift everything he'll ever need to with no training at all. If Superman really existed he'd have the physique of Montgomery burns.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it fits the superstrenght power. It's not that difficult.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wQhN9tj.jpg

      Am I to believe this skinny looser is Superman?
      Old movies sure were dumb

      He was absolutely fricking shredded for superman 1/2. Like took training to a dangerous spot before the shoot began.
      The suit was fricked. Spandex doesn't show your definition despite what you might assume. They had to try revising the material of the suit and that's the best they could do.

      That's the exact reason modern superhero suits all look like webbed moulded body armor. My boy Chris got robbed of fricking everything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he wasn't shredded, thats a modern phenomena of roid monkey gym bros

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was swole for a natty. And that's something I love about reeves - he didn't take any short cuts. His physique is impressive and it's entirely attainable naturally.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He WAS Superman in my child eyes. When Cavill ought to wait five years more in his father's balls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman wasn’t all that buff in the comics they were taking loose inspiration from.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is embarrassing
      pencil legs too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. brown manlet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        post muscles

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brown dwarf

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not Superman, anon. That’s Clark Kent.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats clark kent you moron

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumb OP probably also thinks Batman is that idiot Bruce Wayne

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk all the shit you want. Guy only has two weaknesses. Krytonite and horses.

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