AMANDA? DR. GRANT SAYS THAT'S A VERY BAD IDEA!
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AMANDA? DR. GRANT SAYS THAT'S A VERY BAD IDEA!
AMANDA? DR. GRANT SAYS THAT'S A VERY BAD IDEA!
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Amanda?
>Dr. Grant, I'm DNA
Damn that's perfect
Need an edit where Amanda's in this scene.
Get on it then phonegay
No.
You do it.
Now.
I'm not asking.
>spino?
>>ALAN
Lost fricking hard
we're not a bank Jerry
But that Truecoat, ya?
darn tooting
THAT'S COOPER
THAT'S POOPER
>OH N-
Coopers a professional he can take care of himself.
As shit as that film is I miss when they filmed things in real locations.
>accidentally stumbling into giant man eating dinosaurs randomly
This is exactly how it should be in a Jurassic Park film, I'm surprised it didn't happen more often.
stumbling into giant man eating dinosaurs randomly
are you having a stroke? the giant dinosaur is eating the man
STOP IT! STOP IT!
THIS ISN'T SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURAHHHHHHHHHH
>still seething over pluto not being a planet
Why is this one so memed up here but Lost World gets no love?
Lost World isn't really memeable, honestly.
You got the gymnastics I guess but that's cringe and nobody liked it.
I think JPIII works better, especially with this scene because there's a plane, so Bane memes abound and ALAN was already a thing.
Plus the entire sequence leading up to Spinosaurus bursting out of nowhere is pretty memorable.
You had that one guy for a while trying to do the >Dr. Malcolm, downstairs
thing. Kudos to him for trying.
>DR. MALCOLM GET THE FRICK DOWNSTAIRS NOW STOP TRYING TO FRICK YOUR DAUGHTER
It's really easy to makes memes out of 3 for some reason.
I don't even see a lot of memes about the first one anymore.
gold
The "Okay!" should have been in moonrunes, but this is fricking good. Solid writing
>A "male". A cuck only.
It's so perfect
He really should've gotten that mole removed. Kinda distracting, knowing that's what killed him
I hear it in his voice, holy kino.
kino
JP3 has a few silly scenes and characters which makes it perfect for memeing, in comparison TLW is too good to make fun of but there are flaws. JW trilogy is so universally hated it’s not even worth mentioning at all.
>TLW
>too good to make fun of
Come on, now.
Aside from the black girl gymnastics scene and the trex in san diego what else is there?
It's not about what there is, it's about what you as a memer can do with what you're given.
Take this for example
Right, now give me another example. There’s just not a lot of meat on that bone.
The point of memeing isn't to have someone show you where to meme.
Just go rewatch the film and try to make something from it. I'll do the same thing, I make a lot of these JP threads, anyway.
JP3 is better than TLW outside of Postlethwaite. TLW absolutely butchered the novel, and Chricton pumped it out practically as a screenplay in itself because of demand for Jurassic Park. Sucks that JP is the only halfway decent adaptation of his novels, they are solid fiction schlock perfect for films and miniseries but the adaptations suck ass (Andromeda Strain might be the only decent one). Timeline was atocious. Congo was mediocre at best although Tim Curry hamming it up is always enjoyable and Ernie Hudson is underrated.
Nick was a shit character made up for the film that was a giant butthole like Levine but without the nuance or interesting aspects. Eddie Thorne was a shit composite of Thorne, the older smart boss, and his young stupid but well-meaning apprentice, the girl was a shit composite of the two stowaway kids, and Malcolm's daughter for some reason. Juliane Moore's character was the only one somewhat reasonable and didn't stray too far off the mark except she took up some of the Levine arc (the reason Malcolm was begrudgingly interested to go to the island).
The entire San Diego aspect was stupid and for shock value for idiots, the story and novel was great on the island itself. But again even JP is overrated and had some horrible adaptation parts to it, but TLW takes the cake. JP3 is atleast better in the regard it didn't have to butcher a source material to be mediocre, it was just straight production-corporate generic, but it did bring in a few cool scenes from the original JP that didn't hit the film, like the aviary, and some of the T-Rex and the bigger fricker's scenes.
Lost World is actually good. It's not perfect as a whole, but there are several scenes which are perfect; so you can't really make fun of it outside of the dumb gymnastic scene.
Lost World is not actually good, what are you people smoking in here? It was rightfully hated when it came out and even Spielberg thinks it was his worst film.
Disagree.
Yeah, that's a good scene. That does not mean Lost World is a good movie.
The main characters are still moronic, actually the only competent one is Tembo, the dialogue from them is Reddit tier, the pacing is shit, nearly every big setpiece in the film is just something borrowed from the FIRST book or a "what if we did X from the first film... but bigger?" and a 4th act gets tacked on at the last second so Spielberg can larp like he's making a monster movie from his childhood.
Not to mention it only exists because Spielberg bullied Crichton into making a sequel novel when he didn't want to and it got completely gutted for this trash. It's bad and deserves every ounce of shit it gets.
If we're just going to judge movies as a whole by scenes than okay.
Jurassic Park III is great because of the bird cage.
sure, no one said 3 was bad. The whole jurassic park trilogy is great kino. 100x better than anything that followed.
>The whole jurassic park trilogy is great kino
The take of a gentleman and a scholar.
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
What a kino shot
Lost World is awesome and entertaining. Perfect no. But good enough to be a good watch and scratch the dino itch.
Ugh some of this CGI has aged terribly
Why does the motorcycle guy decide to drive between the sauropod's legs? It's a really dangerous thing to do, for no practical benefit, like he's only doing it because a camera is following him
have you never met a motorcycle rider? they do all kinds of dumb shit just because it's cool
It looked so real and cool at the time.
crazy how are eyes adjusted.
I get him. Once in a lifetime chance no human had, one opportunity, one moment, would you capture it, or would you let it slip?
>why do dose wiypeepo climb dem mountayns? deys nuffin up der
Lost World is absolute fricking shit kys. Buck hunter was the only enjoyable character in the whole film
because lost world is still kinda kino
3 is just bad and a fricking meme about divorce.
SHOOOT HER
What's a bad idea?!
They killed my boy
>I'm eatin here!
Imagine an alternate history where they decided to make the perimeter fences out of super thick reinforced steel instead of thin cables.
>"John, I'd like to apologize for that whole rant about rape of the natural world and calling you irresponsible. Despite some minor hiccups with the tour because of corporate espionage, this weekend has been a lovely experience overall."
>"Oh not to worry Ian, after all you were correct that tampering with genetics would have some unforeseen consequences. Who would have thought some of the animals would change from lasses to laddies on account of that wee bit of frog DNA. Thankfully we caught it during their monthly medical checkups. Henry's already arranged to have them sterilized once the vet crew returns from leave."
>"And I'm sorry that Nedry character managed to make off with your research. It just goes to show that even on an island filled with giant prehistoric lizards, fat people are still the real monsters."
>"Well said Dr. Grant. But InGen's lawyers have already contacted the appropriate authorities and a manhunt is underway. And of course, if any of our competitors suddenly unveil the ability to clone dinosaurs, swift legal action will be taken to ensure they haven't infringed upon our work."
The issue is that, at least in the book, the park was fricked at the most basic level. The Trex getting out was just the icing on the cake, the park was filled with troodons and raptors, and there were tons of safety concerns
>No bean chili
Based
the Chilis are the red things on the right
Why did Sattler look grossed out? The food looked good!
i liked jurassic park 3
Mr. Nedry, I'm secret agent.
Must be Epstein's plane
Will always hate this movie for cucking Alan Grant. He and Ellie were bonded after JP and will have many children, fricking bullshit.
>caring about shipping like this is tumblr
Dominion was made for people like you.
Enjoy your simp Grant.
Only homosexuals like you watch past the lost world. Cucked b***h.
>he liked the movie with the interracial family
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine caring about such a non-issue. And the first fricking movie Ian announces that he has kids with bunches of women of various colors, wants to breed Ellie and she's interested in him.
>interracial couples?
>that's a non-issue, chud, it's A-okay!
>a man continuing to pursue his passion while his colleague that was never his goes off to have a family instead
>NOOOOOO IT'S THE END OF MY WORLD
lolmao
also
>with bunches of women of various colors
You need to go rewatch the first film ASAP.
Also, while you're there, maybe you can find out why Alan let Malcolm hit on his supposed girlfriend more than once if they were supposed to be together.
I eagerly await your return.
>RUUUN IT'S GODZILLA
>It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it's not
AMANDA WHY DID YOU TAKE THE DELIBERATELY HARMFUL VACCINES? COWAAARD!
When AI movies become good quality, I want it to create a version of Lost World where Eddie lives and Nick gets eaten instead
They expect one of us in the fossil record.
The flight plan lists me, my men, Dr. Alan Grant here...
If I impact the earth, will you die?
Who is a worse character, Billy or Nick
Nick, it's not even close. Unleashing the dinosaurs on the InGen camp and stealing their ammo cost countless unnecessary casualties that he never paid for.
The worst thing about Billy is that his actions gets Udesky killed. At least Billy redeems himself saving Eric and getting mauled(?) by pteranodons.
Never thought about it but Nick stealing Roland's bullets directly led to the entire San Diego incident. And he brought the baby rex back to the trailers, so Eddie's life is on him too.
Why did Dr Grant dream of the raptors he hasn't seen yet?
Dreams are weird bro
Shoot her!
What expense is being spared here?