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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how that guy had a bunch of eyeballs just shoved into his arm how did he do that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HashiramaDNA. Basically, god eyes planted back into the god tree.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't make sense because you don't have Eye sockets in your arm that wouldn't work you wouldn't have connection to your brain at all and they would just fall out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          His arm is a pseudo god tree that can turn into any shape like the ten tails, the original carrier of the sharingan.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Chakra, I don't gotta explain shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ninja magic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Basically, god eyes planted back into the god tree.
        is this supposed to make sense?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its magic man, dont try to rationalize everything and take it as face value
      its cool and thats all there is to it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Genocide an entire clan to steal their magic eyeballs
      >Job to a guy with only 2 magic eyeballs
      What a moron. Also, was Danzo called the shadow hokage? Am I getting that right? So his title was shadow shadow? Fricking moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You graft it onto your body and it just werks through ninja magic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how did he do that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did they look so fricking weird and stupid?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tranime

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch Boruto anime?

  4. 9 months ago
    sage

    there is a whole containment board for chinese cartoons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's are whole containment sites for homosexuals. there are hundreds. you came from one of them remember?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have to be 18 to post here ESLBlack person

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow you said Black person. that doesn't mean you fit in. learn t read you fricking moron

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who was the most powerful hokage?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boruto

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. At least not if you're easily infuriated when a series turns to shit. I watched a lot of it because I grew up with naruto and wanted more EU but it's a completely different anime and totally socks.
        I especially hate the big bag designs they look exactly like the bleach big bads and are more gay.
        Plus everything is dbz tier instead of cool ninja tricks but that started after the pain arc in shippuden.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4th and it's not even close. Literal einstein rosen bridges taped to feudal japanese weapons. Breaks the world if you think about it too much

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poorman's Tobirama
        >most powerful
        Inb4 Tobirama said 4th is faster. But they didn't show it, Tobirama was much more useful than him in the last war despite the limitations with edo tensei and no fox hax.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Least memorable Hokage
          I don't even remember his gimmick. All I remember is that he put a hack in charge because he was suicidally moronic (great qualifications for hokage)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. He's a big meme in both japan and western fanbases for different reasons.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elaborate

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is called Mr. Despicable in japan and have a bunch of millions views videos on youtube and niconico.
                In the west people like to meme him for being racist toward the uchiha.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mr. Despicable
                Deplorable chud confirmed!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >invents Hiraishin since Sharingan can't copy S/T seals
                >invents Kokuangyo to blind Uchiha Occualr powers
                >invents Kagebunshin to get himself out of Uchiha eye hax
                >invents Edo Tensei for same reason and to use them against hyper-emotional Uchiha
                >gets so skilled at Suiton to create water out of thin air to counter Uchiha trademark Katon
                Fricking based beyond belief. The man lived his hatred with every fiber of his being.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Such a lust for revent WHOOOOCHIHA[/spoiler

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He is called Mr. Despicable in japan
                why?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do they call Hiruzen the infanticide man as well?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They retconned around the 4th ninja war that he basically invented almost all the good jutsus aka the forbidden ones (Hirashin, Edo tensei, kagebunshin, etc). Initially he was just the water hokage

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Least memorable Hokage
          I don't even remember his gimmick. All I remember is that he put a hack in charge because he was suicidally moronic (great qualifications for hokage)

          tobirama literally created every spell and policy that caused problems for future generations
          he's the moron that created Edo Tensei

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hashirama was the strongest

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Magic power is le wood
          Not even close to the 4ths power

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk if you're just kicking shit but kishi made it clear as day that hashirama was on a completely different level than the others. his brother was too and would also beat the 4th despite being a bit slower.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that why he jobbed to old ass 3rd hokage who's magic power was killing himself and a stick that turned into a monkey?
              Let's face it, kishi is dogshit at power scaling and the things he SAYS rarely line up with the realities presented

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                bait

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No argument
                >Just claim it's trolling
                Elegant way of admitting defeat. I accept your concession.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon orochimaru hadn't perfected the edo tensei and edo tensei are weaker so hashirama was maybe at about 20% power. it was before kishi had really made him into a god anyway and Sarutobi was supposed to be the strongest at the point before it was retconned.
                you're right that kishi sux at power scaling but that doesn't mean we can just go by head canon. there's a reason it's head canon, it's just made up by us. There are plenty of feats that showcase Hashirama being more than capable
                The 2nd made orochimaru shit his pants just by raising his finger
                Aside from madara, naruto and sasuke near the end (and all the alien crap) there is no one who can even come close to matching Hashirama. hes was the big dog. there is a reason literally everyone wanted his dna.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, maybe it's just because it feels like I'm constantly TOLD how powerful he is and so rarely shown. Plus it's hard to parse what kishi retconned and didn't retcon during the war arc compared to supposedly high level ninjitsu during the rest of the series

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was rarely shown, yeah, but the few times it was Kishi made it extremely clear that every other character besides Madara did not come even close to Hashirama. They were both on a different level and the other characters didn't really realize it either. The stories about their fights weren't believed by anyone.
                Madara's perfect susanoo in his weakened edo tensei state could slice mountains and hashirama beat a prime version of that + the full power of the 9 tails at the same time and had power to spare to fight for several more hours. That feat should be more than enough to made it clear what I'm saying

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >einstein-rosen bridges
        you could've said wormhole but no, you had to be an insufferable midwit, hope your pillow gets too hot on both sides.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH MY SCIENCE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jiraiya

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an Itachigay but this single feat just goes to show how far ahead Minato was among the other Hokage. He takes out a particularly tricky opponent in two bouts while simultaneously neutralizing the other threat. Absolute genius. Sure he may lose out on raw power but his speed and intellect are unmatched.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sired a literal moron
        How?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All too common in history.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Naruto has great battle sense. It's one of his gimmicks. Using shadow clones as distractions and planning ahead with them. He can also think on his feet like during the Neji fight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Minato was extremely smart and how he could use his flying raijin made him extremely OP.
        Him and Itachi were the on the top as smartest. Kakashi was a couple steps below.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kakashi
          >smart
          Literal clueless jobber that scrapes by with a stolen magic eyeball

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they made him and naruto more lame by giving minato tailed beast mode
        there was a lot of crap decisions in the fourth shinobi war arc so can't even be that mad about it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God this fight was so sick. Even after Shippuden started going downhill, there were still a few really good moments.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't kill the guy attacking your wife, child, and village so that he can do it again later

        very impressive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hashirama > Tobirama > Minato > Sarutobi > Naruto > Kakashi > Tsunade

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. It's more like
        Hashirama ? Naruto ? Dual MS Kakashi > Minato > Sarutobi > Tobi > Tsunade

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which Naruto version are you talking about? Peak naruto destroys everyone on that list. Hashirama might be able to compete.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto > Hashirama > Minato > Tobirama > Sarutobi > Kakashi > Tsunade

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hashirama and then Minato

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto and it's not even close

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you need more?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    madara did nothing wrong

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Boruto

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when the sharingan was just copying jutsu?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It went from a special eye to copy stuff to an eye that can summom Mecha Godzilla

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the last Boruto chapter redeemed

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's Cinemaphile's equivalent to how Cinemaphile treats naruto?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      any moeshit anime

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every weeb knows it, the power creep is beyond moronic in Naruto and any other anime.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >naruto (when he had kurama cloak)
    >hashirama
    >minato
    >naruto (after losing kurama)
    >sarutobi (young and in his peak)
    >tobirama
    >tsunade
    >kakashi

    I would rate them like that. Naruto got so fricking nerfed in Boruto, and even more after losing kurama.
    Sasuke got nerfed like hell as well. Couldn't use 2 jutsus without running out of chakra. And it made me so mad he wouldn't accept a left arm implant.
    During Orochimaru training he defeated 1000 sound ninjas without sweeting. In Boruto when fighting in that ring against like 50 random ninjas he got so tired...
    They fricked so much with the power levels, they had to forcefully nerf naruto and sasuke so Boruto could actually do something.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Neji was right

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto is a complete dogshit anime. But seeing sasuke get his ass beat by the Killer Bee dude was 10/10

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHINRA TENSEI

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sakura and grannie vs sasori
    >sasuke vs itachi
    >jiraya vs pain
    >naruto vs pain (ignore the looney tunes part)
    >minato vs obito
    >sasuke vs danzo
    >and despite dragon ball fight with Sasuke vs Naruto, it was quite enjoyable
    There were some good fights.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth actually watching shippuden

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, but you can skip over the majority of the filler episodes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you stop once the war crap starts and yes skip filler

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hashirama was hyped up for literally 700 episodes
    >defeated in seconds

    explain this Narutards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pictured: Hashirama beaten with the power of Hashirama.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >naruto and sasuke are akshually the reincarnations of ancient alien ninja gods from the moon
    >everyone knows its just a lame excuse to asspull a powerup to defeat madara
    >luffy is akshually the reincarnation of an ancient alien pirate god whos also probably also from the moon if those will of D and lunarian theories are to be believed
    >SUCH MASTERFUL FORESHADOWING I KNEEL GODA SAN
    ive talked to people IRL who unironically think post timeskip is peak one piece and that oda can do no wrong, i used to think naruto gays were bad but modern OP fans are the biggest group of wienermongling dickriders i have ever seen in the 15+ years ive watched anime

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but Luffy isn't a reincarnation of anything, he just ate that DF by accident, why don't you try to read slower Kizaru? I didn't like that Oda changed the name of the Gomu Gomu No Mi btw

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NAKADASHI!!

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