>no longer wants them
I'm fairly sure the world at large doesn't give a shit one way or the other about some morons hiding away in a secret magic island
TLDR Mary gave her powers to Diana in the shitty Lazarus event by Waid then she got a new set of Pantheons which derived from the Greek Goddesses making her an honorary Amazon.
I mean this completely sincerely and unironically but you need a reboot.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Either >Reboot
or just say frick it and stop trying to have these big initiatives/long storylines and just scale it back for a while.
Rebooting is the entire reason we're in this mess because nobody really wanted to get rid of the old continuity but they can't actually go back to it so there's this weird hybrid that pleases nobody and then stupid ideas (like everything with Lian) added on top of it. A full on reboot is never going to happen again. Debooting back to OYL DC is basically the only actual solution.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Who the frick care about the terminology anon, we all mean the same thing in that DC needs a reset from this corner they put themselves into.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The reset is going back to what was working before DiDio got a bug up his ass about 52 not turning out like he wanted. A hard reboot will completely kill them.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Anon you're obviously not paying any attention to what I'm saying.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>nobody really wanted to get rid of the old continuity but they can't actually go back to it
But they absolutely can, who's stopping them? It's their fictional universe, they can shape them however they want.
To be fair, Mary's powers used to come from the female Greek gods back in the old comics and Hippolyta was one of her benefactors. Not sure why Bringing that back is a bad idea.
It's not like she's a Wonder Woman character now or something, she's just helping them out because of their connection.
Besides, Billy and Mary are the only ones in the Shazam Family currently with powers, let them do their own thing.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>she's just helping them out because of their connection.
She doesn't have a connection with the amazons, she has a contrivance.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, the Shazam Family has kinda always had an inherent connection to Greek mythology, Hippolyta is part of her pantheon, and they recently had a story where she helped them out, so I feel that counts a connection.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Well then if that's the case then why isn't Billy involved?
11 months ago
Anonymous
He has his own book and Amazon stories tend to be all about girl power, so it makes more sense to use Mary.
11 months ago
Anonymous
If that's the case then every female superhero should be showing up in the book then.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Now you're being a pedantic douche
11 months ago
Anonymous
Good point.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I thought you people hated the Shazam family.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You can't just accuse someone of being part of an ill defined group, you need proof.
It's not like she's a Wonder Woman character now or something, she's just helping them out because of their connection.
Besides, Billy and Mary are the only ones in the Shazam Family currently with powers, let them do their own thing.
I mean, the Shazam Family has kinda always had an inherent connection to Greek mythology, Hippolyta is part of her pantheon, and they recently had a story where she helped them out, so I feel that counts a connection.
Really it's not why is Mary showing up in this event but why is Mary showing up in this event over Cassie?
11 months ago
Anonymous
My best bet is that Cassie, Donna, and Artemis are gonna show up in the main WW book by King, and this book is for the leftover Amazons.
If that's the case then every female superhero should be showing up in the book then.
You're exaggerating, this is strictly an Amazon story, they literally can't have all female heroes in this book, Mary is here because of her connection to the Amazons, and because she's the main female character of the Shazam franchise, it makes more sense to have her here than Billy. Also I think they did have "all" female heroes in a Wonder Woman story once lol, but it was mainly just quick cameos.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>My best bet is that Cassie, Donna, and Artemis are gonna show up in the main WW book by King, and this book is for the leftover Amazons.
That' doesn't excuse anything anon.
11 months ago
Anonymous
What is there to excuse? Is it also a problem that Diana isn't in this book?
The main WW book can have the more popular characters, while this one has the rest, I think it makes sense.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Is it also a problem that Diana isn't in this book?
Yes.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Really? She has the main book, she's going to deal with the problem there, the point of this book is to focus on the perspective of other characters.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>She has the main book
That has never stopped Batman or Superman so why should it stop wonder woman?
11 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, yeah, they show up, but it's usually small roles, cameos, or as supporting characters, just what I expect Diana to get in this book.
11 months ago
Anonymous
So what you're saying is that if Superman shows up in Superman comic then he doesn't show up in Action comics? You saying a character is limited to one book at a time and this is true for everyone?
11 months ago
Anonymous
I wasn't comparing this book to something like Action Comics, where Superman is still very clearly a main character.
In my mind, I was thinking of a book that focuses on a different character from the franchise but still has appearances from the main character, something like a Red Hood book with an appearance from Batman, or a Superboy book with an appearance from Superman.
I'm sure Wonder Woman will show up in here, but this book doesn't focus on her.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I wasn't comparing this book to something like Action Comics, where Superman is still very clearly a main character.
Well right now Superman has a mini where he's lost in space but guess the frick what anon? That doesn't interfere with anything because limiting your character to only appear in one book at a time is extremely limiting.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You're missing my point, hopefully not on purpose.
It's not about whether it interferes with anything or not, this is about which characters the story is about.
Superman is the main character of Superman Lost, that's a self-contained story about him, Amazons Attack isn't about Diana, it's about this specific group of Amazons, think of it as something like the current Steel or Catwoman books, they're spin-offs to the main book.
Also, Superman is a much more popular character than Wonder Woman, so he gets more books about him.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Amazons Attack isn't about Diana
Anon it's impossible that It's not about Diana when she's wonder woman.
You know how wonder woman is a title right? To being the Amazonian ambassador.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Well, yeah, but they're doing something different here, so WW will deal with the conflict herself in the main book, while this ragtag group of Amazons deal with it in this other book.
Well anon have you ever thought to stop and think that your point is a bad point?
This book is about the amazons but not about any amazons fans would care about but the "amazons" some shit for brains wants to push.
The bullshit readings for this is off the charts.
Well, that's how DC works, if you don't like it, you can do your part by simply not buying the book.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Well anon have you ever thought to stop and think that your point is a bad point?
This book is about the amazons but not about any amazons fans would care about but the "amazons" some shit for brains wants to push.
The bullshit readings for this is off the charts.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>it makes more sense to have her here than Billy
Not really, both have the same connection to the Amazons.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The Queen of the Amazons isn't part of Billy's pantheon, he has a more general connection to Greek mythology, while Mary is LITERALLY connected to Hippolyta, is a girl like all the Amazons, and is considered an honorary Amazon after Revenge of the Gods.
Also, Billy has the main Shazam book, like I said earlier, this is really just a way to keep Mary relevant while she isn't part of the story in the main Shazam book.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Billy is connected to Zeus who is Wonder Woman's dad so yeah I would Billy has the exact same claim to be part of this event using your own logic.
11 months ago
Anonymous
No because Zeus isn't really down there doing things like Hippolyta, he isn't as involved with the Amazons as her.
Also, I believe Zeus is currently fighting for control of Billy with the other patrons in the main Shazam book.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Hippolyta isn't really involved with the amazons here either so once again your logic has failed you.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Just because she isn't in the cover doesn't mean she won't be in the story, at least I expect her to show up somewhere, probably not as a main character tho.
Anyway, my point is that historically, Hippolyta has a much stronger connection to the Amazons than Zeus, and WW stories tend to focus on female characters, so yeah, it makes sense to have Mary here, specially since she doesn't have a book like Billy right now.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>it makes sense to have Mary here,
It doesn't though anon, there's zero investment here.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Mary is an honorary Amazon, that's why she's in it. Billy's not an honorary Amazon that's why he isn't.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Being an honorary amazon doesn't mean anything. It happened in a shitty tie-in comic to a shitty crossover event and trying to build off that is the wrong move.
This is how DC continuously fricks itself over because it keep building off of rotten foundation.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Well, shitty event or not, it still happened, if it bothers you that much, this will probably end after 6 issues instead of getting extended, WW books don't do that well.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Well, shitty event or not, it still happened.
If nobody actually read it, did it?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Only if writers acknowledge it, which seems to be the case here.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You know what my problem with your bullshit apologia?
Let me demonstrate. >Oh Donna and Cassie MIGHT be in the wonder woman so obviously they also couldn't be in the book about the amazons >oh Mary doesn't have her own title? Better put her in the book about the amazons
You see the problem there right anon? It's pretty fricking obvious what the problem is to me but I want to see if you can figure out what the problem is here.
11 months ago
Anonymous
If it makes you feel better, I recall King saying at some point in some interview that he was gonna use Donna and Cassie in the main book.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Well that doesn't make me feel better at all because Tom King is fricking horrible at writing women.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Just hope no one buys the book I guess.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Could have skipped that last word tbh
11 months ago
Anonymous
I think he's exceptionally bad at writing women though. >RIP Big Barda and Alanna of Rann
11 months ago
Anonymous
The Amazons have a contentious relationship with Zeus and Diana isn't even in this comic anyway.
11 months ago
Anonymous
King apparently prefers the clay origin so I hope they retcon the Zeus one out, I know recently they called Diana "child of clay" so I think there's hope.
Mary's new Pantheon in question.
This also makes her the only one in the Shazamily to currently have powers like Billy, not even Freddy has them right now.
>No, I need to know why Mary Marvel is considered an Amazon.
Remember Lazarus Planet, the crossover event earlier from this year? >No.
Well anyways Mary Marvel was made an honorary because she helped out with something.
What's so bad about it? I for one think it's weird it took them this long to link the Wonder Woman and Shazam franchises since they both have connections to Greek mythology.
And really it's just a way to keep Mary relevant while the main Shazam book focuses on Billy.
>Amazons Attack 2 >Lady Hush named Shush >Outsiders but it's a Batwoman book and also Planetary maybe written by the shitty Captain America writers >Garth is gay now >Continuity still a non-existant clusterfrick >Almost every writer openly hates the characters, medium, and fans >Sales in the toilet >Javins and Abernathy seemingly have no idea what they're doing
What can even be done to save DC at this point? This is full on dying days of WCW where the company is bleeding, has no idea how to stop it and in fact their every move is stupid and making it worse.
At least when Marvel did Civil War again it was one of their most profitable series and named after a movie they wanted to capitalize on. Amazons Attack was a critical and commercial flop.
Mike Carlin was executor editor before him. When Didio came in he sought to undo all of carlin's choices. The focus on legacy, DC's lighter tone, the line of canon books targeted to kids. Didio undid all of it for a darker universe that we have not recovered from. Didio is the one that took Tim Drake's parents away from him and turned him into a clone of Dick, Didio is the one that started bringing long dead characters back left and right. It was all him.
Yes. Following up those who came before we continued to get legacy characters like Cassandra Cain, Connor Hawke, Impulse, Arrowette, Wonder Girl and more under him.
11 months ago
Anonymous
But we also got legacy characters like Jaime Reyes, Damian Wayne, Irey and Jai West, and the entire JSA.
Yeah kinda wierd ain't it? You think it would be Donna, Artemis, Cassie and Hippolyta. With special guests like Jason (Diana's twin brother) and all of these weirdos. But nah, three uncarismatic Amzons and Mary it is.
I would've done that and rebrand it as Sensational Comics, then when Diana's Daughter came along you would have a pretty solid Wonder-family book like Detective and Action Comics
Yeah kinda wierd ain't it? You think it would be Donna, Artemis, Cassie and Hippolyta. With special guests like Jason (Diana's twin brother) and all of these weirdos. But nah, three uncarismatic Amzons and Mary it is.
If anything, it's probably because these are the Amazons that won't have a big role in King's book.
King did say he would have the Wonder Girls in his run, so Amazons Attack gets the rest.
>amazon warriors fight for a world that's made them outlaws
Maybe if the murder-rape squads toned down the murder just a little bit, then they'd be more accepted by the average person.
Yes they did. All of that was revealed to be an illusion cast on Diana. None of that shit happened. New Amazons come from the well of souls again. There are no male Amazons again.
And tthat's why I said that Azzarello's run ruined the IP. Because even though the books did an entire storyline retconning that bullshit away, morons STILL assume it's a thing the Amazons do. Shit fricking sucks.
11 months ago
Anonymous
First impressions do matter.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Which is why nobody will ever convince me that Brian Azzarello isn't a moronic hack, because his WW run was my first exposure to him.
>Fights for a society of psychopathic rapist murderers that hate men
The feminist icon!
And tthat's why I said that Azzarello's run ruined the IP. Because even though the books did an entire storyline retconning that bullshit away, morons STILL assume it's a thing the Amazons do. Shit fricking sucks.
I thought the sons were handed over to Hephaestus?
That idea had some possibilities.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I thought the sons were handed over to Hephaestus?
Only because he intervened and offered the amazons weapons for their sons.
Which makes it worse, not only were the amazons babykillers but lazy babykillers who didn't make their own weapons.
11 months ago
Anonymous
That was only after Hephaestus saw them killing the boys and took pity on them and started buying them from the Amazons.
Apparently Azzarello didn't think the idea had potential cause they all got slaughtered by Donna troy and the Amazons when Diana tried to integrate them back onto Themyscira.
The salt in the wound being Azzarello made sure the brotherhood of hephaestus was more welcoming and nuturing then the Amazons, even having them preach the idea of loving submission.
11 months ago
Anonymous
That was only after Hephaestus saw them killing the boys and took pity on them and started buying them from the Amazons.
Apparently Azzarello didn't think the idea had potential cause they all got slaughtered by Donna troy and the Amazons when Diana tried to integrate them back onto Themyscira.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Has there ever been any commentary on the prevalence of killing all men in feminist utopias? To me it seems insane, but people just sort of nod their head and go "hmmm, interesting thesis..."
This is without going down the route of "a misogynist says women are good for one thing, a feminist says men are good for nothing" that also never seems to be mentioned by anyone other than incels.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Has there ever been any commentary on the prevalence of killing all men in feminist utopias?
The thing about that anon is that's a misogynistic fear of male writers If we were to comment on that it would be through the lens that men think women are lesser being who would descend into a mindless killing campaign against men if given power.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>The thing about that anon is that's a misogynistic fear of male writers
I'm pretty sure it's been a feminist thing from the start, what with things like Herland.
11 months ago
Anonymous
A little history lesson anon but the greek myths of Amazons was just propaganda against the ancient scythians who had a more egalitarian society in term of horseback riders and women archers. The Ancient greek didn't believe women could be equal to men and thought the scythians were dumb buttholes so they made the amazons to mock the idea.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I mean the Greeks outlasted the Scythians.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The point is that there is no commentary to be found in stories about matriarchal societies killing men because men wrote those stories in the first place as a way to reaffrim their misogynistic fears.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>reaffrim their misogynistic fears.
Their objectively correct fears.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, great, but no one who writes Amazon or female-only society as good is doing it to own some 3000 year old chud.
They're doing it because of the legacy of things like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herland_(novel)
Or, the lesser known equivalent in Ladyland (Sultana's Dream).
11 months ago
Anonymous
>but no one who writes Amazon or female-only society as good is doing it to own some 3000 year old chud.
William Marston, the guy who created wonder woman, did do that though. He made themyscria a utopian society as an intentional subversion of the greem myths.
11 months ago
Anonymous
He was a pervert.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I would rather be a healthy pervet then a unhealthy prude.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Being ashamed of your own sexuality is just the chains of patriarchy talking.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Wee bit hypocritical too.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Apparently Azzarello didn't think the idea had potential cause they all got slaughtered by Donna troy and the Amazons when Diana tried to integrate them back onto Themyscira.
That's both stupid and lazy.
You could have done a lot with regrets, loss, and resentments.
Maybe certain Amazons marked their son's somehow, maybe some of those sons want nothing to do with their mothers.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Um, sweetie, stop trying to make this gender-based story about 1/2 of the genders.
Ok, thanks, bye.
Try to do better.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Donna Troy
Wait she's an Amazon?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Apparently Azzarello didn't think the idea had potential cause they all got slaughtered by Donna troy and the Amazons when Diana tried to integrate them back onto Themyscira.
That's both stupid and lazy.
You could have done a lot with regrets, loss, and resentments.
Maybe certain Amazons marked their son's somehow, maybe some of those sons want nothing to do with their mothers.
this moron doesn't even know what was Azzarello and what was the Finches
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don't read DC or Marvel, sorry.
Mostly old underground stuff and Eurocomics.
Why did Azarello do this anyway? Couldn't the Amazons just have sex with the men and not kill? Ans if they had a boy just drop them off in the world of man?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Azzarello was using the classical myths of the amazons being barbarians and not the utopian subversion of the amazons that Marston went with.
Mods, can you please just ban any and all Wonder Woman threads or mentions? Every time she ever comes up, it's literally ONLY shitposting because Cinemaphile is full of morons who love complaining about things they don't read/watch. It's genuinely insufferable.
I have a feeling the naming convention is either a coincidence or an intentional effort to bury the original, and it won't have much of anything to do with this.
Who the hell is gonna write a callback to Countdown/AA of all things? The only legacy of that shit is Linkara's review.
I remember when Wondergays got exposed when Azzarello did the berserk rage thing and they had no idea it was a Marston thing that happened a lot all over pre-Crisis
finally we'll get Countdown 2
Makes sense, they already made a spiritual sequel to Identity Crisis, time for an Amazons Attack sequel. Then like for Countdown 2.
when are we getting The New 522?
Right after the finaler crisis.
Rerebirth
The New Infinite Frontier
DCYou too.
Dark Knights Metal 3- The Final Album
Darkseid War 2: Apokoliptic Boogaloo
Forever Evil Ever
Trinity of Sin 2: Sin Harder
Blackest Days
Brighter Days
Final Night II: Edge of Finality
It'll be more like the New 5.2
That's a good one.
After we get Cry for Justice 2: Cry Harder
Why are we making remakes of shitty comics?
>you lived to see the day Amazons Attack, Identity Crisis, and civil war got sequels and reboots
Why, God? What have we done to deserve this?
>Actually calling it "Amazons Attack" and all.
What is wrong with DC
They kill their sons, right? Of course the world made them outlaws/
After murdering the men that impregnated them, if I recall.
>no longer wants them
I'm fairly sure the world at large doesn't give a shit one way or the other about some morons hiding away in a secret magic island
You know what this means right?
My God.
This has to be someone trolling. I refuse to believe even DC would be moronic enough to touch the name Amazons Attack again. It's pure poison.
The Amazons have been through so many status quo upheavals that I don't know what's going on with them nor do I care to find out.
All you need to know is they're on the attack
No, I need to know why Mary Marvel is considered an Amazon.
Is this movie synergy with Shazamwow! 2?
No it isn't.
TLDR Mary gave her powers to Diana in the shitty Lazarus event by Waid then she got a new set of Pantheons which derived from the Greek Goddesses making her an honorary Amazon.
Wow that's stupid.
Really, how do you save DC?
I mean this completely sincerely and unironically but you need a reboot.
Rebooting is the entire reason we're in this mess because nobody really wanted to get rid of the old continuity but they can't actually go back to it so there's this weird hybrid that pleases nobody and then stupid ideas (like everything with Lian) added on top of it. A full on reboot is never going to happen again. Debooting back to OYL DC is basically the only actual solution.
Who the frick care about the terminology anon, we all mean the same thing in that DC needs a reset from this corner they put themselves into.
The reset is going back to what was working before DiDio got a bug up his ass about 52 not turning out like he wanted. A hard reboot will completely kill them.
Anon you're obviously not paying any attention to what I'm saying.
>nobody really wanted to get rid of the old continuity but they can't actually go back to it
But they absolutely can, who's stopping them? It's their fictional universe, they can shape them however they want.
its not salvageable.
Either
>Reboot
or just say frick it and stop trying to have these big initiatives/long storylines and just scale it back for a while.
They're actually going with Shazamazon. Wow.
To be fair, Mary's powers used to come from the female Greek gods back in the old comics and Hippolyta was one of her benefactors. Not sure why Bringing that back is a bad idea.
Because it seperates from her shazam family.
It's not like she's a Wonder Woman character now or something, she's just helping them out because of their connection.
Besides, Billy and Mary are the only ones in the Shazam Family currently with powers, let them do their own thing.
>she's just helping them out because of their connection.
She doesn't have a connection with the amazons, she has a contrivance.
I mean, the Shazam Family has kinda always had an inherent connection to Greek mythology, Hippolyta is part of her pantheon, and they recently had a story where she helped them out, so I feel that counts a connection.
Well then if that's the case then why isn't Billy involved?
He has his own book and Amazon stories tend to be all about girl power, so it makes more sense to use Mary.
If that's the case then every female superhero should be showing up in the book then.
Now you're being a pedantic douche
Good point.
I thought you people hated the Shazam family.
You can't just accuse someone of being part of an ill defined group, you need proof.
It's bad because Wonder Woman books fricking suck.
Also I guess Cinemaphile didn't like the New Champion of Shazam, but I didn't read it.
Really it's not why is Mary showing up in this event but why is Mary showing up in this event over Cassie?
My best bet is that Cassie, Donna, and Artemis are gonna show up in the main WW book by King, and this book is for the leftover Amazons.
You're exaggerating, this is strictly an Amazon story, they literally can't have all female heroes in this book, Mary is here because of her connection to the Amazons, and because she's the main female character of the Shazam franchise, it makes more sense to have her here than Billy.
Also I think they did have "all" female heroes in a Wonder Woman story once lol, but it was mainly just quick cameos.
>My best bet is that Cassie, Donna, and Artemis are gonna show up in the main WW book by King, and this book is for the leftover Amazons.
That' doesn't excuse anything anon.
What is there to excuse? Is it also a problem that Diana isn't in this book?
The main WW book can have the more popular characters, while this one has the rest, I think it makes sense.
>Is it also a problem that Diana isn't in this book?
Yes.
Really? She has the main book, she's going to deal with the problem there, the point of this book is to focus on the perspective of other characters.
>She has the main book
That has never stopped Batman or Superman so why should it stop wonder woman?
I mean, yeah, they show up, but it's usually small roles, cameos, or as supporting characters, just what I expect Diana to get in this book.
So what you're saying is that if Superman shows up in Superman comic then he doesn't show up in Action comics? You saying a character is limited to one book at a time and this is true for everyone?
I wasn't comparing this book to something like Action Comics, where Superman is still very clearly a main character.
In my mind, I was thinking of a book that focuses on a different character from the franchise but still has appearances from the main character, something like a Red Hood book with an appearance from Batman, or a Superboy book with an appearance from Superman.
I'm sure Wonder Woman will show up in here, but this book doesn't focus on her.
>I wasn't comparing this book to something like Action Comics, where Superman is still very clearly a main character.
Well right now Superman has a mini where he's lost in space but guess the frick what anon? That doesn't interfere with anything because limiting your character to only appear in one book at a time is extremely limiting.
You're missing my point, hopefully not on purpose.
It's not about whether it interferes with anything or not, this is about which characters the story is about.
Superman is the main character of Superman Lost, that's a self-contained story about him, Amazons Attack isn't about Diana, it's about this specific group of Amazons, think of it as something like the current Steel or Catwoman books, they're spin-offs to the main book.
Also, Superman is a much more popular character than Wonder Woman, so he gets more books about him.
>Amazons Attack isn't about Diana
Anon it's impossible that It's not about Diana when she's wonder woman.
You know how wonder woman is a title right? To being the Amazonian ambassador.
Well, yeah, but they're doing something different here, so WW will deal with the conflict herself in the main book, while this ragtag group of Amazons deal with it in this other book.
Well, that's how DC works, if you don't like it, you can do your part by simply not buying the book.
Well anon have you ever thought to stop and think that your point is a bad point?
This book is about the amazons but not about any amazons fans would care about but the "amazons" some shit for brains wants to push.
The bullshit readings for this is off the charts.
>it makes more sense to have her here than Billy
Not really, both have the same connection to the Amazons.
The Queen of the Amazons isn't part of Billy's pantheon, he has a more general connection to Greek mythology, while Mary is LITERALLY connected to Hippolyta, is a girl like all the Amazons, and is considered an honorary Amazon after Revenge of the Gods.
Also, Billy has the main Shazam book, like I said earlier, this is really just a way to keep Mary relevant while she isn't part of the story in the main Shazam book.
Billy is connected to Zeus who is Wonder Woman's dad so yeah I would Billy has the exact same claim to be part of this event using your own logic.
No because Zeus isn't really down there doing things like Hippolyta, he isn't as involved with the Amazons as her.
Also, I believe Zeus is currently fighting for control of Billy with the other patrons in the main Shazam book.
Hippolyta isn't really involved with the amazons here either so once again your logic has failed you.
Just because she isn't in the cover doesn't mean she won't be in the story, at least I expect her to show up somewhere, probably not as a main character tho.
Anyway, my point is that historically, Hippolyta has a much stronger connection to the Amazons than Zeus, and WW stories tend to focus on female characters, so yeah, it makes sense to have Mary here, specially since she doesn't have a book like Billy right now.
>it makes sense to have Mary here,
It doesn't though anon, there's zero investment here.
Mary is an honorary Amazon, that's why she's in it. Billy's not an honorary Amazon that's why he isn't.
Being an honorary amazon doesn't mean anything. It happened in a shitty tie-in comic to a shitty crossover event and trying to build off that is the wrong move.
This is how DC continuously fricks itself over because it keep building off of rotten foundation.
Well, shitty event or not, it still happened, if it bothers you that much, this will probably end after 6 issues instead of getting extended, WW books don't do that well.
>Well, shitty event or not, it still happened.
If nobody actually read it, did it?
Only if writers acknowledge it, which seems to be the case here.
You know what my problem with your bullshit apologia?
Let me demonstrate.
>Oh Donna and Cassie MIGHT be in the wonder woman so obviously they also couldn't be in the book about the amazons
>oh Mary doesn't have her own title? Better put her in the book about the amazons
You see the problem there right anon? It's pretty fricking obvious what the problem is to me but I want to see if you can figure out what the problem is here.
If it makes you feel better, I recall King saying at some point in some interview that he was gonna use Donna and Cassie in the main book.
Well that doesn't make me feel better at all because Tom King is fricking horrible at writing women.
Just hope no one buys the book I guess.
Could have skipped that last word tbh
I think he's exceptionally bad at writing women though.
>RIP Big Barda and Alanna of Rann
The Amazons have a contentious relationship with Zeus and Diana isn't even in this comic anyway.
King apparently prefers the clay origin so I hope they retcon the Zeus one out, I know recently they called Diana "child of clay" so I think there's hope.
Mary's new Pantheon in question.
This also makes her the only one in the Shazamily to currently have powers like Billy, not even Freddy has them right now.
Well, I guess we know what'll be storytimed at next year's SoP...
Oh, they literally went back to her Golden Age pantheon. That's neat, even if Lazarus Planet was fricking stupid.
>No, I need to know why Mary Marvel is considered an Amazon.
Remember Lazarus Planet, the crossover event earlier from this year?
>No.
Well anyways Mary Marvel was made an honorary because she helped out with something.
Lazarus Planet made her an honorary Amazon.
Well I think it's objectively a bad idea.
What's so bad about it? I for one think it's weird it took them this long to link the Wonder Woman and Shazam franchises since they both have connections to Greek mythology.
And really it's just a way to keep Mary relevant while the main Shazam book focuses on Billy.
all of the upcoming events and books for DC seem awful.
>Amazons Attack 2
>Lady Hush named Shush
>Outsiders but it's a Batwoman book and also Planetary maybe written by the shitty Captain America writers
>Garth is gay now
>Continuity still a non-existant clusterfrick
>Almost every writer openly hates the characters, medium, and fans
>Sales in the toilet
>Javins and Abernathy seemingly have no idea what they're doing
What can even be done to save DC at this point? This is full on dying days of WCW where the company is bleeding, has no idea how to stop it and in fact their every move is stupid and making it worse.
>DC compared to WCW
Now that's a sad state indeed...
>What can save DC
Zero Hour 2: Hypertime Edition!
Why?!
You got to set up for the next crossover event somehow.
Why?
At least when Marvel did Civil War again it was one of their most profitable series and named after a movie they wanted to capitalize on. Amazons Attack was a critical and commercial flop.
... I knew this day would come. But now that it has, I feel nothing. I gave up so long ago, that it no longer means anything to me.
It's a strange but fitting tactic of DC to try and capitalize on the reputation of the most infamous wonder woman events.
Not very inspiring.
You can't convince me in any universe, that any men in government would come to agree that snu snu amazonian mummies should be outlawed.
People still read this shit?
No. Wonder Woman sells like trash.
No, but funny enough this book is being written by Josie Campbell. The same person who is writing/producing my adventures with Superman (I believe).
Nobody reads DC anymore.
I'm sorry Didio you were right all along, I'm sorry for not liking the Shazamily, Johns. Waid is terrible after all.
I refuse to say Didio was right. He started this fire. Pissed away all the good Carlin did.
Did you meant Mike Carlin or Jim Starlin?
Mike Carlin was executor editor before him. When Didio came in he sought to undo all of carlin's choices. The focus on legacy, DC's lighter tone, the line of canon books targeted to kids. Didio undid all of it for a darker universe that we have not recovered from. Didio is the one that took Tim Drake's parents away from him and turned him into a clone of Dick, Didio is the one that started bringing long dead characters back left and right. It was all him.
>focus on legacy
Are you sure about that?
Yes. Following up those who came before we continued to get legacy characters like Cassandra Cain, Connor Hawke, Impulse, Arrowette, Wonder Girl and more under him.
But we also got legacy characters like Jaime Reyes, Damian Wayne, Irey and Jai West, and the entire JSA.
This isn't Waid, this is from the lady who wrote Mary taking over the Champion title for like 4 issues.
However, Waid is writing the current Knight Terrors mini about Mary.
>No Donna
>No Artemis
>No Cassie
No point in reading then.
Yeah kinda wierd ain't it? You think it would be Donna, Artemis, Cassie and Hippolyta. With special guests like Jason (Diana's twin brother) and all of these weirdos. But nah, three uncarismatic Amzons and Mary it is.
I would've done that and rebrand it as Sensational Comics, then when Diana's Daughter came along you would have a pretty solid Wonder-family book like Detective and Action Comics
Yeah, it should have brought in the entire Wonder Woman family and have them go on adventures.
If anything, it's probably because these are the Amazons that won't have a big role in King's book.
King did say he would have the Wonder Girls in his run, so Amazons Attack gets the rest.
WTF
So what I'm getting from this thread is they botched Yara completely after her debut, is that correct?
There's no botching Yara, she's a shit concept to begin with
She's what Lizzie should have been, but by introducing Yara, they dampen the hype(?) behind Trinity. At least that my theory.
Cinemaphile literally only ever cared about Yara's ass, she was shit since day 1.
Biggest mistake was advertising her a the Brazilian wonder woman when she was ther american wonder woman who briefly went to brazil.
All I care about is Brazilian WW's fat ass. Nobody unironically cares about WW or WW "lore."
Okoye from Black Panther? Is that you?
Yes actually.
>amazon warriors fight for a world that's made them outlaws
Maybe if the murder-rape squads toned down the murder just a little bit, then they'd be more accepted by the average person.
Anyone who says Azzarello's run was good needs to kill themselves. That hack piece of shit unironically ruined the entire IP forever.
That was 5 runs ago and a lot of stuff from that run is not even canon anymore. No one bring up that Sparta shit with the Amazons in universe
I don't think they ever retcon the fact that Amazons use to practice infant gendercide.
I thought they just traded the boys for weapons.
Unless I read that page incorrectly.
That was the compromise to stop them from killing babies which actually make it worse.
Yes they did. All of that was revealed to be an illusion cast on Diana. None of that shit happened. New Amazons come from the well of souls again. There are no male Amazons again.
And yet here you are, acting like it's the end all be all of what the Amazons are. Read a book or fricking have a nice day.
Not that anon but making the Amazons baby killers clearly had a domino effect where the amazons are aimless and groundless.
And tthat's why I said that Azzarello's run ruined the IP. Because even though the books did an entire storyline retconning that bullshit away, morons STILL assume it's a thing the Amazons do. Shit fricking sucks.
First impressions do matter.
Which is why nobody will ever convince me that Brian Azzarello isn't a moronic hack, because his WW run was my first exposure to him.
have a nice day.
I thought the sons were handed over to Hephaestus?
That idea had some possibilities.
>I thought the sons were handed over to Hephaestus?
Only because he intervened and offered the amazons weapons for their sons.
Which makes it worse, not only were the amazons babykillers but lazy babykillers who didn't make their own weapons.
The salt in the wound being Azzarello made sure the brotherhood of hephaestus was more welcoming and nuturing then the Amazons, even having them preach the idea of loving submission.
That was only after Hephaestus saw them killing the boys and took pity on them and started buying them from the Amazons.
Apparently Azzarello didn't think the idea had potential cause they all got slaughtered by Donna troy and the Amazons when Diana tried to integrate them back onto Themyscira.
Has there ever been any commentary on the prevalence of killing all men in feminist utopias? To me it seems insane, but people just sort of nod their head and go "hmmm, interesting thesis..."
This is without going down the route of "a misogynist says women are good for one thing, a feminist says men are good for nothing" that also never seems to be mentioned by anyone other than incels.
>Has there ever been any commentary on the prevalence of killing all men in feminist utopias?
The thing about that anon is that's a misogynistic fear of male writers If we were to comment on that it would be through the lens that men think women are lesser being who would descend into a mindless killing campaign against men if given power.
>The thing about that anon is that's a misogynistic fear of male writers
I'm pretty sure it's been a feminist thing from the start, what with things like Herland.
A little history lesson anon but the greek myths of Amazons was just propaganda against the ancient scythians who had a more egalitarian society in term of horseback riders and women archers. The Ancient greek didn't believe women could be equal to men and thought the scythians were dumb buttholes so they made the amazons to mock the idea.
I mean the Greeks outlasted the Scythians.
The point is that there is no commentary to be found in stories about matriarchal societies killing men because men wrote those stories in the first place as a way to reaffrim their misogynistic fears.
>reaffrim their misogynistic fears.
Their objectively correct fears.
Yeah, great, but no one who writes Amazon or female-only society as good is doing it to own some 3000 year old chud.
They're doing it because of the legacy of things like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herland_(novel)
Or, the lesser known equivalent in Ladyland (Sultana's Dream).
>but no one who writes Amazon or female-only society as good is doing it to own some 3000 year old chud.
William Marston, the guy who created wonder woman, did do that though. He made themyscria a utopian society as an intentional subversion of the greem myths.
He was a pervert.
I would rather be a healthy pervet then a unhealthy prude.
Being ashamed of your own sexuality is just the chains of patriarchy talking.
Wee bit hypocritical too.
>Apparently Azzarello didn't think the idea had potential cause they all got slaughtered by Donna troy and the Amazons when Diana tried to integrate them back onto Themyscira.
That's both stupid and lazy.
You could have done a lot with regrets, loss, and resentments.
Maybe certain Amazons marked their son's somehow, maybe some of those sons want nothing to do with their mothers.
Um, sweetie, stop trying to make this gender-based story about 1/2 of the genders.
Ok, thanks, bye.
Try to do better.
>Donna Troy
Wait she's an Amazon?
this moron doesn't even know what was Azzarello and what was the Finches
I don't read DC or Marvel, sorry.
Mostly old underground stuff and Eurocomics.
Why did Azarello do this anyway? Couldn't the Amazons just have sex with the men and not kill? Ans if they had a boy just drop them off in the world of man?
Azzarello was using the classical myths of the amazons being barbarians and not the utopian subversion of the amazons that Marston went with.
>Fights for a society of psychopathic rapist murderers that hate men
The feminist icon!
mary marvel with amazons
WHY?
Lazarus Planet Revenge of the Gods happened, Mary became friends with the Amazons.
Wonder Woman books just make me sad, no one cares about them.
Mods, can you please just ban any and all Wonder Woman threads or mentions? Every time she ever comes up, it's literally ONLY shitposting because Cinemaphile is full of morons who love complaining about things they don't read/watch. It's genuinely insufferable.
So how has her treatment of the Marvel family gone?
Azzarello's run was good and I'm not going to kill myself
Azzarello's run was bad and I'm going to kill you myself
I have a feeling the naming convention is either a coincidence or an intentional effort to bury the original, and it won't have much of anything to do with this.
Who the hell is gonna write a callback to Countdown/AA of all things? The only legacy of that shit is Linkara's review.
>America = world
why would Nubia even care if America doesn't want Amazons there?
I remember when Wondergays got exposed when Azzarello did the berserk rage thing and they had no idea it was a Marston thing that happened a lot all over pre-Crisis
Imagine being dragged off by a young warrior maiden to be her husband. Doesn't sound too bad.
You never know what shitty event comic DC is going to decide is iconic.