Amber Heard

If you had a time machine how would you help Amber Heard’s career trajectory.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't marry Johnny Depp?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That probably helped her career

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    poop

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's the most forgettable actress ever. Even with all the broo-ha-ha with depp, I still can't think what she looks like without seeing a picture of her. Totally forgettable. Totally generic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony hands typed this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope.
        I don't even understand the logic of your post

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like

      >Amerimutts still exist
      You hate to see it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >natural hair bad
      you're some kind of purple haired troony aren't you?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        none of that is natural hair color buddy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, imagine the smell. It must be Heaven.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bed

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would help whatever trajectory would land her on my dick

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needed correction as a damn brat.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she shit on your bed would you let her go wipe? See me, personally, I would pin her down and lick her clean

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you from glasgow?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could be. Do you look like amber?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally fix her

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would go back in time and become rich and take Scarlett Johansson away from Hollywood and make her my israelitefu. Scarlett being the 11/10 beauty Amber Heard is a 10/10 version of.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is the better actress? Amber isn’t that bad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlett is far and away the better actress. But Amber Heard is famous because she's a more maxim-y version who appeals to philistines- real chuds.
        Kind of like how Emma Stone appeals to redd*t

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes Amber you have to sleep with me for you career

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s been fricked over, I wouldn’t even say her and Johnny are bad as each other, in fact she is 100% in the right and Johnny Depp was a conniving abuser, the skewed perception of her now due to online discourse from fragile men in the red pill community has turned an actual victim into a some kind of imaginary villain for homosexuals online, do some research and you’ll find this out, the fact everyone believes she pooped in his bed is insane example of how media and online hate groups can influence everything, she literally didn’t shit in his bed it’s a literal fake news and I’m not even being contrarian or baiting, Johnny Depp is a drug addict abuser and Amber is a innocent person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We should have gotten a DNA test

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would try to eat her ass

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one ever posts the webm of her taking on the 50 BBCs in "The Rum Diaries"
    So I won't either

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    vacuum up all the coke in her place

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