You can trick that cutie to do literally anything. She literally can be programed, if you command her correctly with misinterpretations. What exact words you need to use to make her give you a BJ?
Dude, she's like a genie, and not the kind who makes anachronistic pop culture references. It doesn't matter how slick you think you are, you're better off not even asking for a sandwich.
There are a lot of creative alternatives for a blowjob. Giving hat, dome, and the non-body part ones are obvious ways you could probably manipulate her. I've even seen "draining the main vein" used in that context, even though that normally refers to pissing.
Anon storytimed a book a whole ago and I surprised by how touching it was when she convinced a thief to return what he had stolen and never steal again.
>I believe you... >And I believe IN you.
I still remember that a year or two later, that's saying something.
Anon storytimed a book a whole ago and I surprised by how touching it was when she convinced a thief to return what he had stolen and never steal again.
You know what? I bet if you give her extremely detailed and correct instructions, she will follow them correctly. If you word it in a way that allows for no second interpretation, then she has to obey correctly.
Nah, while I don't agree with the idea that everything she'd do would be horrible, because that never actually happens in the books and this comic
Dude, she's like a genie, and not the kind who makes anachronistic pop culture references. It doesn't matter how slick you think you are, you're better off not even asking for a sandwich.
is a pretty obvious exaggeration, her interpretation is 100% like a genie taking any possible alternate meaning to reach a conclusion that would vex you compared to your original intent. No matter how clear you were she'd find a way to interpret it wrong. You could be as clear as "Amelia, please use a vacuum cleaner to clean this room by means of using its vacuum function to suck up dirt, hair, dust, and assorted detritus" and she'd still find some way to interpret it wrong.
On the flip side, I think you could also still manipulate her by using intentionally vague wording for a mundane action. If she's going to interpret what you mean in a non-literal way, something as simple as "polish my spear" could actually result in a blowjob because of the only other way you could interpret that is as innuendo.
Oh also forgot to add, unless you were REALLY clever this probably wouldn't work unless it was you genuine intent to have the other thing done. Like you actually needed a spear polished, otherwise she'd probably just get confused about you not owning a spear. So just be prepared for like, sudden unexpected sex when you were making a genuinely innocent request.
>hand her clothing iron >use this device for its intended purpose on my clothing
You forgot to specify that you meant the clothes you're not wearing.
Enjoy your third degree burns.
How has she not been fired?
She's sleeping with mister Rogers, isn't she?
SHe has to, otherwise how do you explain that she's still employed? Behind the wife's back, I don't even blame him. His wife used to have passion, but now he can only feel young and alive with the maid.
Maybe you just have to use her own words against her. >amelia describe in detail what you did today? >Amelia, what do you think maids do? >amelia, watch this pornographic VHS tape.
I'm definitely in the camp of "It'd only result in a sexual act if that wasn't at all your intention". Like you genuinely ask Amelia to make a cream pie with you.
More like Amelia Stupidlia
owned
What happens if I tell her I love her?
Hit the road
You can trick that cutie to do literally anything. She literally can be programed, if you command her correctly with misinterpretations. What exact words you need to use to make her give you a BJ?
And that's how anon became owner of a franchise restaurant/brewery
Dude, she's like a genie, and not the kind who makes anachronistic pop culture references. It doesn't matter how slick you think you are, you're better off not even asking for a sandwich.
I bet I can use the exact words to make her suck my dick.
DUDE. PUT THE DAMN MONKEY'S PAW DOWN BEFORE YOU GET YOURSELF HURT.
You better be ready for her bringing out a vacuum when you least expect it instead.
>Amelia, you know it's terribly rude to wear a hat indoors. Give hat.
There are a lot of creative alternatives for a blowjob. Giving hat, dome, and the non-body part ones are obvious ways you could probably manipulate her. I've even seen "draining the main vein" used in that context, even though that normally refers to pissing.
>draining the main vein
Enjoy having all your blood taken out of your jugular
Anon storytimed a book a whole ago and I surprised by how touching it was when she convinced a thief to return what he had stolen and never steal again.
>I believe you...
>And I believe IN you.
I still remember that a year or two later, that's saying something.
And to think it is also in the series' tradition of wordplay and explaining the use of language to children.
>i believe you and i believe in you
Amelia singing this when?
How does her voice sound like?
ditzy
Lower-class British airhead but genuinely sweet and not one of those lower-class British airheads that has a c**tish voice.
>not one of those lower-class British airheads that has a c**tish voice.
Britbong here, sorry but that’s all we have.
You know what? I bet if you give her extremely detailed and correct instructions, she will follow them correctly. If you word it in a way that allows for no second interpretation, then she has to obey correctly.
PUT.
THE DAMN.
MONKEY'S PAW.
DOWN.
Nah, while I don't agree with the idea that everything she'd do would be horrible, because that never actually happens in the books and this comic
is a pretty obvious exaggeration, her interpretation is 100% like a genie taking any possible alternate meaning to reach a conclusion that would vex you compared to your original intent. No matter how clear you were she'd find a way to interpret it wrong. You could be as clear as "Amelia, please use a vacuum cleaner to clean this room by means of using its vacuum function to suck up dirt, hair, dust, and assorted detritus" and she'd still find some way to interpret it wrong.
On the flip side, I think you could also still manipulate her by using intentionally vague wording for a mundane action. If she's going to interpret what you mean in a non-literal way, something as simple as "polish my spear" could actually result in a blowjob because of the only other way you could interpret that is as innuendo.
Oh also forgot to add, unless you were REALLY clever this probably wouldn't work unless it was you genuine intent to have the other thing done. Like you actually needed a spear polished, otherwise she'd probably just get confused about you not owning a spear. So just be prepared for like, sudden unexpected sex when you were making a genuinely innocent request.
>narrating your own blowjob in such detail that you can't even enjoy it
You know what? At that point it's the challenge what I'll enjoy.
>hand her clothing iron
>use this device for its intended purpose on my clothing
I mean it’s not that hard.
>hand her clothing iron
>use this device for its intended purpose on my clothing
You forgot to specify that you meant the clothes you're not wearing.
Enjoy your third degree burns.
All in the name of science.
Amelia cartoon when?
Has she really not gotten one yet?
How has she not been fired?
She's sleeping with mister Rogers, isn't she?
SHe has to, otherwise how do you explain that she's still employed? Behind the wife's back, I don't even blame him. His wife used to have passion, but now he can only feel young and alive with the maid.
It's canon that he enjoys her pie.
Sex. Sex with Amelia Bedilia.
Maybe you just have to use her own words against her.
>amelia describe in detail what you did today?
>Amelia, what do you think maids do?
>amelia, watch this pornographic VHS tape.
Share the pie and sit together talking and petting the cat.
GIVE.ME.THE.ARTIST.NAME.NOW
Maybe something on the lines of Do-
>PIC RELATED.JPG
>WAIT A FRICKING MINUTE
Sperm. Sperm inside Amelia's womb.
Agreement
I'm definitely in the camp of "It'd only result in a sexual act if that wasn't at all your intention". Like you genuinely ask Amelia to make a cream pie with you.
I wanna see her naked.
>Amelia, I want to have sex with you for purposes of procreation
Problem solved.
>She presents you with a Chinese woman
OK anon, I found Yu.
I ain't even mad.
I wanna see her coochie.