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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there was an attempt/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QgfOHS_Frs

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The two original Pet Sematary films had great Maine accents.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking bahnstan
    i'm wicked facking smart
    I'm gonna science the shit out of this
    how do you like dem apples harvey?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I talk like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you talk like this too?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do say those things, yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, and that's uh Ted Kennedy riding a dolphin through Chappaquiddick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explaining even the smallest of the dumb shit Menino did must've been exhausting for his staff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ionic

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't get there from here

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ted and Mystic River are the only ones with half-convincing portrayals. Departed, the Town, etc. all suck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mystic River sucked.
      >muh foyafloys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re nuts it was good. The accents/townsfolk were at least.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tim Robbins was doing a meowth impression the whole movie. And Sean Penn was even more goofy.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on New England

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be economically-useless without the steam-engine and Southern cotton.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the south was economically useless without anyone to manufacture the raw cotton into anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost entirely white with an unbelievably low crime rate compared to the rest of the country. Make of that what you will.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white
        >incredibly liberal almost everywhere
        >but not about guns, yay guns
        >and not too big on cities

        The bugs are the only thing protecting them from the rest of the world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It used to be the winters, but lately we get like 20% of the snow we used to when I was a kid. Shit sucks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah, I forgot that in the post below. Very little crime, especially serious crime, and not a lot of noticeable poverty, although I didn't spend much time in "lower class" areas.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty based. Lived in Mass for 10 years, lots of educated people, high standard of living, almost everyone's white, outside Boston (never been to Springfield, friends had bad things to say about it), very nice summer and fall, some great nature, lots of people are more "serious" less laidback if that's your thing, easier to find high-quality goods and food/alcohol/etc. than in less developed regions.
        But the winters are long, sometimes the snow comes up to your chest. Higher cost of living then some places (but that comes with being in a nicer place to live), girls are less friendly than in the South or California, IME, fireworks are illegal in MA (LOL), dunno what else.
        Overall, I should have stayed there, might move back to NE sometime.

        Sounds comfy. Place has a cool history.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty based. Lived in Mass for 10 years, lots of educated people, high standard of living, almost everyone's white, outside Boston (never been to Springfield, friends had bad things to say about it), very nice summer and fall, some great nature, lots of people are more "serious" less laidback if that's your thing, easier to find high-quality goods and food/alcohol/etc. than in less developed regions.
      But the winters are long, sometimes the snow comes up to your chest. Higher cost of living then some places (but that comes with being in a nicer place to live), girls are less friendly than in the South or California, IME, fireworks are illegal in MA (LOL), dunno what else.
      Overall, I should have stayed there, might move back to NE sometime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Massachusetts in a pinko shithole run by tyrants. Very pretty landscapes, especially out west. Worcester is better than Boston, in terms of culture, food, and nightlife. Taxes are dogshit.
      >Rhode Island is just small Massachusetts, but dirtier, and the people are rude and talk weird.
      >Maine is pretty, but kinda sparse and boring outside of the "cities". Cute broads from Eastern Europe work at the Old Orchard Beach fairground.
      >Connecticut is there.
      >New Hampshire is the gold standard to which all states should be held to; Yeah, property taxes are on the higher side, but the basically unrestricted firearms, gorgeous scenery, lack of sales and income taxes, hiking trails, and ability to actually buy menthols and fireworks make it a fantastic place to live.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weird. I always imagined Rhode Island being a very clean upscale place.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Newport.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Half of the state is Providence, which ranges from pretty nice and walkable and clean to industrial sprawl and rundown shitholes. The portions that ring Narragansett Bay and the coast are generally pretty nice, range from mansion dotted hidden enclaves for reclusive millionaires to comfy, clean suburbs. Inland is all state managed lands and golf courses with the occasional classic New England village - they are kinda hard to describe if you aren't from the area but every New England state has them, small towns with this rural/suburban hybrid vibe. Small family farms, really hilly, lots of creeks and bands of forests, almost always a well maintained, clean town square with an old school New England style Protestant church and the town post office/town hall/maybe a school. A bit too tidy, wealthy, and orderly to feel like the rural communities you encounter as you go West.

          I knew nothing about the state before I started working there but it's pretty nice once you get outside of Providence. What really sucks is that New England politics have become increasingly nationalized, the local party brands and policies used to be a lot more unique to the region and not obsessed with shrieking over current thing driving clicks online.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    English tend to way overemphasize the nasal inflection in any of it. Irish and Australian are intonated enough that it hides much better.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >block your path in Appalachian sci-gogglin

    I grew up here & you city slickers have no idea.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lovely video southern people really are the best

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are. Even the poorest shitholes there are full of decent people. Remember next time some lib says poverty = crime to take up for nog behavior.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not poor people who are bad. It's fricking bums. Bums only thrive around people with money. It fuels them with bitterness. Poor folk want for little as long as they have what they need.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just your normal California native doing a totally normal accent

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No part of this country east of the Rocky Mountains holds any appeal to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New England is pretty nice, but yeah. Natural beauty in the United States starts with Colorado westward. The east coast is pretty samey looking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >east coast
        >flat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >highest point east of the Mississippi
          >mount mitchell
          >elevation: 6684 feet

          Yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >only 6,684 feet
            KWAB

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mogs it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Oregon might be the most beautiful state in the US

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No part of this country east of the Rocky Mountains holds any appeal to me.

      This is every east coast beach for like 800 miles.

      In California the scenery and weather change every few miles.

      East coast sucks ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to be in a smelly, windy place like a beach?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can’t go in the ocean without going through the beach

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you want to be in smelly green salt water next to a bunch of other people who have their jelly rolls hanging out?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing is more Reddit than hating the beach.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because over here on the west coast fat people don’t go to certain beaches cause you gotta climb down cliffs, and instead of mucky green salt water we have kelp forests which are some of the prettiest underwater environments.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the trash made its way onto land in the west coast.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the human body doesnt scare me, its only when people try to bastardize it (troonys, piercings, tattoos) does it begin to disgust me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing is more Reddit than hating the beach.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny cause im a born and bred PNWester and have seen all of it but im fascinated by appalachia and southern swamp regions, ill probably try and retire in the PNW but for the next 20 or so years of my life my goal is to move out east and enjoy both the people, towns, and nature. Right now im picking between upstate new york and virginia, id go Lousianna if not for the crime rate and illegal weed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        East coast spring and summer is the proper way to experience those seasons imo. Like summer camp movies just feel like they should be set on the east coast.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wicked smaht

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pretty much invented the United States. Ask me anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you chop down that cherry tree?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted a cherry

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enhances your food kino

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This area is pretty much all I know. AMA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How cahn I get theya from heyeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wheres the best place for a conservative who smokes weed and wants low rent

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do Mainers even sound like? Never heard one ever in all my life

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AY I'M WALKIN HEYA

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the fahk outta here, ya wicked retahded

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the average middle age Massachusetts woman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you don't count the wicked haggahd cahpses

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYO WHY DA MOUNTAINS GOTTA BE WHITE?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve always wanted to do a road trip in the Northeast, when’s the best time to visit and should I just stick with Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enhances your kino

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess that's the blessing of being ESL, I can't distinguish any of your accents except the Italian-American accent, the southern hick accent and the gay Californian accent.

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