>American character comes back from months of captivity
>"the first thing I'm doing is eating a burger!!!"
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>American character comes back from months of captivity
>American character comes back from months of captivity
>"the first thing I'm doing is eating a burger!!!"
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>British character comes back from prison
>The first thing I'm doing is renewing my tv loicense!
hehe it really do be like that
t. britbong
done us
Never understood this criticism. Americans pay way more in tips than Brits do for their "loicense".
We don't tip CNN you fricking snaggletoothed chav
I too enjoyed Iron Man
XxX2: State of the Union
>French character comes back from months in captivity
>"the first thing I'm doing is eating a cigarette!!!"
You dont eat a cigarette pleb
Of course not, I'm not French
>Chinese character escapes the sweatshop
>First thing I'm doing is eating a dog
>I want to eat some cookies!
"You're supposed to say dogs"
>That's what I said
Name 6 times this even happened.
It only happened in the Iron Man movie
>Impoverished, barely literate Mexican jumps over the border
>First thing I'm doing is stealing an American's job
>Israeli character comes back from months of captivity
>"nooo haha please haha oh thanks uh for saving me, okay bye guys lol"
I don't get it.
that's a certified baskin robbins Black person image
he's completely insane.
pray for him
chudcord inside joke dw about it
feel like there has to be a joke in here about the Babylonian captivity but cant quite find it
>not eating a child.
You fricked up
>Canadian returns from the holocaust
>”Ey now I’m aboot to eat a mayonnaise burger”
>European character comes back from months of captivity
>"First thing im doing is making a thread about Americans"
why are you so obsessed with europeans
>Russian character escapes from captivity
>The first thing I'm doing is marrying a guy my age!
>Cinemaphile comes back from county jail
>first thing I’m doing is jacking off to anime
I actually saw a guy on here years ago try and defend the way he's eating. I'm saying you have to grab a steak and just start chewing from your palm, but if you're cutting pizza with a fork and knife to eat it you're a child, a girl or a gay.
Eating salad with your bare hands, no dressing, is actually the quickest and easiest way of doing it
I mean yeah, but I eat salad with oil and vinegar. My favorite thing is cutting up cucumber, onions and tomato and pouring salt, pepper and vinegar on top. I'm starving.
>I mean
kys
I mean, okay, but like, are we still cool?
No
and the most unpleasant
fricking frick
shit
IT TASTE LIKE GRASS!!!
YOU WILDEBEAST EAT IT
NO DRESSING
WE DONT HAVE THE BIOLOGICAL CAPABILITY FOR THAT!!!
why do euros make such a big deal out of eating burgers anyway, it's a sandwich with grilled meat
Europe is gay as frick.
Why are you so obsessed with Europeans
Slave races can’t understand.
>Indian escapes jail
>Back to the shitting street they go
AMERICA
FRICK YEAH
America
America
America, frick yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfrickin' day, yeah
America, frick Yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah
Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have ta answer to
America, frick yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America, frick yeah!
Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you now
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
(Frick Yeah!)
McDonalds, frick yeah!
Wal-Mart, frick yeah!
The Gap, frick yeah!
Baseball, frick yeah!
NFL, frick yeah!
Rock and roll, frick yeah!
The Internet, frick yeah!
Slavery, frick yeah!
Frick yeah!
Starbucks, frick yeah!
Disney world, frick yeah!
Porno, frick yeah!
Valium, frick yeah!
Reebok's, frick yeah!
Fake breasts, frick yeah!
Sushi, frick yeah!
Taco Bell, frick yeah!
Rodeos, frick yeah!
Bed bath and beyond
Frick yeah, frick yeah
Liberty, frick yeah!
White Slips, frick yeah!
The Alamo, frick yeah!
Band-aids, frick yeah!
Las Vegas, frick yeah!
Christmas, frick yeah!
Immigrants, frick yeah!
Popeye, frick yeah!
Demarcates, frick yeah!
Republicans
Frick yeah, frick yeah
Sportsmanship
Books
>Vaush released from prison
>first thing I'm going to do is suck off a horse!
My ai really did not like that prompt
Makes zero sense as the internet is full of women laughing and eating salad.
AI knows the true face of w*men
Nah I did this after spending two weeks in beijing
I've never left soil again. I unironically without irony love cheeseburgers too much
>European is obsessed with us
Frick off!
>Be American
>Be desperately craving a cheeseburger back on American soil after months of captivity
>Of the thousands of places available in the USA choose Burger King
80s/90s BK really was delicious.
Sometimes a man craves the burgerkergang.
I won't judge him for burgerking.
Burger King definitely tasted better...frick has it really been more than 15 years ago?
if it's a cheese burger that's a reference to treasure island
>American character is in a POW camp in Vietnam
>"I can't wait to go home so I can campaign against employee's rights and affordable healthcare"
>janny comes back from years of captivity
>"first thing I'm doing is deleting an on-topic thread!!!"
>Saturn comes back from months of captivity
>"the first thing I'm doing is eating my son!!!"
sovl
name five
Wasn't hamburger invented in Europe?
It's inspired by a German snack(Frikadellen Brötchen), but the Hamburger as we know it today was invented by a German-American in America and is therefore 100% American.
Interesting. Either way, I like a good burger every once in a while. I can imagine wanting after not having food for 3 or 4 days. Granted, I'm also only 65 kilos, so.
Sausage wasn't invented in Britain but that doesn't mean bangers and mash isn't a uniquely British culinary staple.
Always wanted to try that. My gf's Irish friend made Shepherd's pie once and it was delicious.
> bangers and mash is uniquely British
isn't it just sausage with potato mash?
Often includes peas and a gravy too
Burgers are delicious. What do you want? Some Arab kabab?
I would like the same burgers to still cost what they cost in 2015 thanks.
Now THAT I can get behind.
Its funny how when you talk to a finnish person about Americans they are like “huehue Amerikkkans and their burgers haha BURGERS!” But then I visited Finland and burgers is all they eat there. Hesburger was decent enough too.
Bunch of hypocrites, Russia should have firebombed em.
>t. duncan from idaho oblast
Butthurt Finn
>male character goes without sex for 4 weeks and sees a woman
>"I guess it's time to rape"
character comes back from months of captivity
>>"the first thing I'm doing is eating a burger!!!"
Americans love hamburgers though.
>Janny character comes back from months of captivity
>"the first thing I'm doing is not my job!!!"
>Glorious North Korean character enjoys life in glorious North Korea Best Korea.
>Hears story about ugly South Kuckrean man that came back to South Kuckrea after months of captivity and the first thing he did was get hit by ugly South Kuckrean woman.
>Lol.