>hey guys, I'm a stupid >*laugh track* >and I love my prostitute wife
*clap clap clap* >also her son >*aww*
Why the frick would you post Malcolm in the middle as your example? There's no laugh track in it. And it is actually a good show. Also American comedy? Where the frick are you from buddy?
>YOU REMEMBER HIM AS OFFICE STATIONERY >BUT THIS SUMMER >ROB SCHNEIDER >IS A REAR ADMIRAL >*camera follows Rob Schneider shaking hands with military type-looking guys* >BUT ALSO >A CROSSDRESSING TRANSVESTITE >*Rob Schneider throws off his uniform during the middle of a medal ceremony revealing old lady lingerie and a lot of hair* >*dog howls* >*sexy music starts playing and Rob Schenider starts dancing and shaking his ass* >SEE THE UNITED STATES NAVY >LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE >*dog stands up and starts breakdancing on carrier deck* >THIS SUMMER >IN THE *REAR* ADMIRAL
Kek, add another she male and put him in control of the most powerful country in the world's uranium stockpile right when they're on the verge of WW3.
Then have a scene where he gets fired for doing something completely ridiculous, like stealing some black lady's clothes at the airport and wears them on national TV and it turns out he's been doing this for years and only just now got caught.
Nahh, yknow what, nevermind, that shit's not believable, even as comedy.
I dunno, still trying to figure it out. I did high school, got the college degree, did internship, sent out resumes but no dice. You wanna enlighten me?
watching Malcolm in the middle for the first time and I love the dad but jesus christ it's obnoxious how he is portrayed as a sex addict monkey, all his plot stories are to frick the mom like I get it, he's still active but for the first 3 seasons it's been like this and prob continues forward
I had this idea years back where this happens to the Big Bang Theory cast and they all commit suicide except sheldon who lives the rest of his life in extreme paranoia and tries to avoid doing or saying anything funny whatsoever so that the laughter track doesn't start playing again
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sitcoms are a crime against humanity under the genfer konventions and the US shall answer for the horrendous act of massproducing said sitcoms infront of an international court
I don't care for the typical nuclear family oriented sitcoms. The best American comedies are shows like Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Friends, Cheers, Frasier, etc centered around adults and not the model of moron dad, hot mom, kids, dog, picket fence
>*clap clap clap*
is that the audience clapping? or the wife?
:^)
kys zoomer fricktard
bruh, please im a *dabs* *party rocking in the house tonight starts playing* i'm millenial
Dabbing isn’t a millennial thing you mongoloid proto-zoomer
Pic unrelated
Seriously
Why the frick would you post Malcolm in the middle as your example? There's no laugh track in it. And it is actually a good show. Also American comedy? Where the frick are you from buddy?
turd worlder comedy
>le male dresses up as le girl
>le funny walk
that's pretty much it
Oyy veyy....
frick off israelite boi
SHUT IT DOWN
That is one bad ass frog.
thanks, jabroni. i try
I'm about to save this image.
he boutta do it
wh-what are you going to do with it?
Save. it
I was expecting the Michael Jackson frog
>le male dresses up as le girl
that is downright hilarious though.
could you imagine living in a country where people took that seriously?
it's unironically a billion dollar industry in the US
i genuinely don't understand this
its TP kino
Imagine living in a country where they had a man dress up as a girl and then made them an Admiral.
But enough about my shitty comedy movie pitches...
>YOU REMEMBER HIM AS OFFICE STATIONERY
>BUT THIS SUMMER
>ROB SCHNEIDER
>IS A REAR ADMIRAL
>*camera follows Rob Schneider shaking hands with military type-looking guys*
>BUT ALSO
>A CROSSDRESSING TRANSVESTITE
>*Rob Schneider throws off his uniform during the middle of a medal ceremony revealing old lady lingerie and a lot of hair*
>*dog howls*
>*sexy music starts playing and Rob Schenider starts dancing and shaking his ass*
>SEE THE UNITED STATES NAVY
>LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
>*dog stands up and starts breakdancing on carrier deck*
>THIS SUMMER
>IN THE *REAR* ADMIRAL
Kek, add another she male and put him in control of the most powerful country in the world's uranium stockpile right when they're on the verge of WW3.
Then have a scene where he gets fired for doing something completely ridiculous, like stealing some black lady's clothes at the airport and wears them on national TV and it turns out he's been doing this for years and only just now got caught.
Nahh, yknow what, nevermind, that shit's not believable, even as comedy.
imagine getting filtered by fricking malcolm in the middle
holy shit
is that what the show's name is? good to know.
seething thirdie discussing american tv on an american website
cope
>you need some cash so you get a job
boomer moment
How the frick do you get money?
I dunno, still trying to figure it out. I did high school, got the college degree, did internship, sent out resumes but no dice. You wanna enlighten me?
>the college degree
in what?
>did internship
an internship is supposed to lead to a job. If they didn't offer you one you must really suck lol
That sounds rough. You did all that really? Just get a warehouse job and learn how to drive a forklift. And get used to working with Mexicans.
>enlighten me
Stop being a moron.
watching Malcolm in the middle for the first time and I love the dad but jesus christ it's obnoxious how he is portrayed as a sex addict monkey, all his plot stories are to frick the mom like I get it, he's still active but for the first 3 seasons it's been like this and prob continues forward
It's the one thing you have to look forward to as a lower class, married, middle aged man
agreed, he's the best one in the show but every other episode his part is about sex sex sex
he's so handsome
>prostitute wife
Lois' incestous urges don't count as cheating
I really should rewatch this. I remember watching this after school when it aired. It was one of the funniest things on television.
Boy, we are very disappointed in you... especially your mother...
I recently did. It's great. Holds up. I had forgotten how great Cloris Leachman was as Ida. Every episode with her in it is golden.
what a lad
I kneel
I want Horror movie about the sitcom stars trying to hide from “the audience”
Not quite the same but first thing that came to mind
I had this idea years back where this happens to the Big Bang Theory cast and they all commit suicide except sheldon who lives the rest of his life in extreme paranoia and tries to avoid doing or saying anything funny whatsoever so that the laughter track doesn't start playing again
Lol,cop put the candy/evidence on his hood,like a drug bust.
malcolm in the middle is genuinely funny
>english comedy
Frick you I'm American and Mr bean is funny. That bit in the movie where he fricked up the Mona lisa is fricking hilarious.
Is he the world's only internationally famous comedian? I can't think of any other examples
Joe Rogan is more famous than dis beanz homie
I doubt even the majority of people who know who Rogan is also know he's a comedian
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP GET AMERICANIZED GET AMERICANIZED GET AMERICANIZED GET AMERICANIZED GET AMERICANIZED GET AMERICANIZED
sitcoms are a crime against humanity under the genfer konventions and the US shall answer for the horrendous act of massproducing said sitcoms infront of an international court
I don't care for the typical nuclear family oriented sitcoms. The best American comedies are shows like Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Friends, Cheers, Frasier, etc centered around adults and not the model of moron dad, hot mom, kids, dog, picket fence
malcolm in the middle isnt a typical formulaic shitcom. doesnt even have a laugh track
You’ve never actually seen this show before have you
What would happen if Lois and Peggy swapped places?
Al +Lois = doublemurder, peg wint get any dickcuz hal only loves Lois
That just means Reece would end up very happy.
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The amount of people falling for this insanely weak b8 is both concerning me and pissing me off. Stop bumping this insanely low quality thread
seethe
You’re not doing yourself any favors on the believability front, tourist zoom zoom
cope
sneed
Bumping harder then that deer on the road last night
At least I think it was a deer
Would you prefer another “jiggy didn’t break the law” thread?
>third world comedy
>*crickets*
theres nothing to laugh about in the third world
I disagree anon,there is plenty to laugh.The currency,the politicians,the laws,the "le america bad" complex...etc
it is funny for us but they cannot create comedy because they are living in the joke.
Lois wasn't a prostitute but she was an absolute sex demon
>sneed
God this thread fricking sucks, die already sage goes in all fields
Bump
how are european comedy?