American movie
>carpet on the entire floor
>white doors
>shoes and hats inside
>shower only from above
>dinner when it's dark
American movie. >carpet on the entire floor. >white doors. >shoes and hats inside. >shower only from above
American movie
>carpet on the entire floor
>white doors
>shoes and hats inside
>shower only from above
>dinner when it's dark
Faith smells bad. Trust me.
Schtinky.
lmao like we're going to believe your incel ass has been within 5 miles of her.
Seeing her face smiling makes me happy
Same. But after hearing her voice the joy went away.
Based
Stacy
>shower only from above
it really is amazing how eurobvlls have better showers, toilets, and also those glass doors that can tilt or swivel on different axes
I have a bidet homosexual
i dont get the last one? i feel like euros have dinner generally later than americans. cultures with a siesta definitely have dinner much later
>same clothes inside and outside
I'd give her a kiss right on the lips, if you know what I mean.
I'm not following
Slavic movie
>carpet on the entire wall
I'd let her kiss my BBC, if you know what I mean.
You own a slave? Lucky.
Rent free wagie
nobody cares about your stupid smug face b***h. show your ass.
Faiths voice is so sweet. I love her so much bros.
>carpeted toilet seats
THAT image has been burned into my retina
>american movie
>people hang up the phone without saying bye
>american movie
>most of the characters are not american
>character gets groceries
>brown paper bag without handles
>character buys beer
>is forced to hide it in a paper bag because of Jesus
>brown paper bag without handles
Yeah i find that weird, cause we do have those in Europe, but they come with handless. Most people use cloth bags though, or reuse the thicc nylon ones the stores have.
>breakfast scene
>character comes into kitchen, eats one piece of bacon and leaves
I'm spanish and we do all of these except the carpets
Makes sense as Americans are mostly Mexicans now.
I don’t even know who this b***h is. Used to be that brunette b***h Natalie or Naty or something.
Ever notice these fricking prostitutes have a shorter and shorter shelf life? The tiktok generation waifus get stinky fast.
>American movie
>Father calls his son "buddy" or "champ"
American movie
>Europoors seethe they aren't american
huh?
>carpet on the entire floor
havent seen this outside boomer houses
>white doors
okay you got me, im not sure whats wrong with this one
>shoes and hats inside
disgusting, only extremely poor people allow this
>shower only from above
???
>dinner when it's dark
nah
You look like a gay trying to justify yourself to these obsessed morons
yeah im taking the bait but i wanna know why europoors are upset over white doors
>???
He said you guy didn't have bathtub
only from above
Europeans are mostly Arab and Indians now and they put water in their ass with their hands after shitting. The updated Eurostani version is to have a faucet spray your butt and then drip shit water all over your legs and floor.
We use the 3 seashells where I'm from
>orange juice for breakfast
BRAP GOD
Amazing ass
Someone has the hypothetical potential of sticking their tongue up that fart box and making her cum like a waterfall in the Amazon.... and it isnt me.... sad.
European movie
>no a/c
>can hear the neighbors through the wall
>mail has a tv licence bill
>angry muslim noises outside
>eurosmell
>American argument
>instantly get butthurt about a le funny thread and start bringing up Muslims despite living in a 40% white multiculti hellhole where Black folk are legally allowed to kill you if you call them a nighty word
>american movie
>details the life on anon, his chronic inability to handle the banter, and his rage-induced sharts
Tragicomic kino.
>family household
>oh jeepers we ran out of hot water again!
>american movie
>entire storyline is based on character not being able to afford healthcare
>every home is suburban
>every office is a high rise
>suburb has no bus line
>no food bank near by
>no homeless shelter
>pitbull HOA ban
>highrise has a locked door and security
hmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder why
Obsessed.
when it's dark
It gets dark at like 4pm in the winter, you stupid foreign piece of trash. No wonder your socialist government treats like a child who can't be trusted to choose.
>movie takes place in california
>dark at 4pm in winter
>sunset is after 6pm in december
Incorrect. Sorry your country is trash, homosexual kid.
I understand that american schools are not exactly great, but you can just google that
So? Not all movies take place in California and many people have dinner after 6.
>characters travel to a different lattitude to have a dinner in the dark
>homosexual kid
>devil's lies
>google
If you lived here you could see why you're wrong. But you don't. Because your parents didn't love you enough to give you a decent life in America.
>american
>parents
>plural
Doesn't happen
>doesn't happen unless they are gay
Fixed myself
>good icecream is a rarity
>American movie
>Gas stove
Do you really use those? They seem dangerous as frick.
That's not just an American thing bro.
Where are you from?
she's so beautiful what the frick
SEEEEEX
Thats what she would look like if I was invisible and hit her
>wider shoulders than 95% of anons on Cinemaphile
thats a man
>new york
>not a single apartment has a washing machine
there are people in american marts that bag your stuff for you.
I cannot fathom someone touching MY stuff, get your dirty fingers away from it
>yurogays are THIS autistic
Sad.
yea. What white person can't bag his own stuff?
(rhetorical question, because of your muttness)
If she wasn't dipped in makeup, she'd look like guy
who cares
No she wouldn't. You will never be a woman.
>American movie
>impossible to guess what state it's in because they all look the same
90% of them are in california and 9% are in new york
>carpet on the entire floor
No house has carpet in the kitchen / bathroom so you're lying
>white doors
What the frick is wrong with white doors?
>shoes and hats inside
It's a movie so they have them fully dressed on set all the time
>shower only from above
As opposed to what? Shower from below? No wonder you stink, you can't even shower.
>dinner when it's dark
It's called mood lighting you shitskin.
>american sees a moon
>calls it mood lighting
Anon...
>As opposed to what? Shower from below? No wonder you stink, you can't even shower.
How can you even live without having a detachable shower head?
That's not what your post said. So you said only from above. Even with a detachable it's still running down your body. What are you holding it upside down and spraying it up your ass? It's called washing, you get under there with a loofa and then rinse, still pointing down.
He said when it's dark, not when it's dark OUTSIDE ESL. Perfectly reasonable to assume he meant inside. Besides some people eat later then others or in places where it gets dark earlier. Why does this bother you so much. Why are you so obsessed with Americans.
>carpet on the entire floor
What? If it's not wall-to-wall it isn't carpet. We in the business call that a rug
>be american
>see a silly thread
>instantly get defensive
Insecurity
>American movie
>Older character has sex with a younger girl
>"THAT SICK FRICKING PEDO HOW DARE HE HAVE SEX WITH A 17 YEAR OLD!!!!"
>Dinner when it's dark
Reminds me of when I went to Japan during summer and sun fricking set at 6 PM and at 7 PM it was already dark.
Blew my mind.
It's like that anywhere with mountains
>Tokyo
>Anywhere with mountains
Bro. I live in a country that's 30-40 % mountains and I've camped there before, that's not true.
I don't know, it's pitch black in like 20 minutes after sunset if there is a mountain range nearby in my experience
thats everywhere during fall/winter up north you stinky californian
>up north
>japan
I thought it was bad when I was in Croatia in April and the sun set at 7 because they are so far east in the timezone.
>posts picture of American women
Frick off filthy foreign rapist
>dinner when it's dark
spainish and latin america has dinner at like 10:00pm
Doesn't count since they sleep for half of the day
>American movie about the South
>everyone is wearing trucker hats
>American movie
>blows whatever shithole country you're from movies out at the box office
rent free homosexual
>American movie
>get arrested for walking.
>be american
>name is jay
>illegal to walk
Growing up is realizing the cop was right.
carpet is absolutely based in the family room and living room, its so comfy. especially for kids; I used to just lie on the floor at my parents house. still do sometimes actually
This reminds me
>american movie
>girls room
>does homework either on the floor or on the bed
Snapchat stories really make you realize how boring anglos are
Oh yeah cause literally every other people on earth doesn't post the same shit on snap
>anglo believes Snapchat is an international phenomenon
Kek I bet you also think Cinemaphile is totally an international representation
Which nationality has interesting snappers?
None. Because mostly anglos use snapchat.
It's quite rare for people over the age of 16 to be obsessed with social media outside of america
get a/c then we’ll talk
>American movie
>They heat their water in a microwave.
>”Overall, we estimated 62,862 heat-related deaths in Europe in 2022”
Bros please just get a/c I’m begging you