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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That b***h Shiva is the reason we'll never get A Topiary kino.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    both films were shit. Primer had the novel convoluted storyline, but wasn't enjoyable and it wasn't kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Upstream Color is the greatest film ever put to film.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but it was shot digitally

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ever put to film
        Do you even know what film is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Upstream Color is the greatest film ever put to film.

      lmao you're such a pleb

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to comment "this", you can just upvote.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick you

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should’ve come up with ideas that weren’t so expensive. the screenplay for a topiary is amazing but that movie would’ve easily cost $300 million to make and that just wasn’t gonna happen. they don’t give that kind of money out to indie productions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's going to AI draw it frame by frame

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least he got out without things getting worse for him.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i still believe

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what are some such cases

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amy Seimetz could be here" he thought, "I've been in this neighborhood before. She could be here right now." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE WOMEN"" he thought. Smack My b***h Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the %7.5 gains circulated through his powerful kucoin portfolio and washed away his (merited) fear of life's losses. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want to assault women" he said to himself, out loud, setting aside a $5000 bail bond in advance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was he doing between 2013 and 2020?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Battering Amy Seimitz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >make Primer
      >excellent reviews, word of mouth, instant cult classic
      >make Upstream Color
      >make a mistake of getting involved with a co-star
      >she cheats on him, gives him STDs, dumps him and goes on to have a decent career in tv directing/whatever
      >he can't even look at his own work now without being megadepressed and suicidal
      >suddenly all his upcoming projects fall through even though he already had casts assigned (modern ocean)
      >years pass by as he gets progressively more unhinged, drunk and drugged out
      >entire career obliterated because of one woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of STD's? So he blamed all the dominoes falling on her? Messing with her 4 years after breakup is a lot of grudge.

        Never connected with his stuff. Don't care.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't even look at his own work now without being megadepressed and suicidal
        Upstream Color is so shit it even made his life shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He killed Modern Ocean himself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how so?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, he was going through the Seimetz thing at the time and the stress probably got to him.
          Bear in mind he's a control freak and also starred in his own movies so he's extremely hands on.
          He should've kept making small budget high concept movies instead of upping it into the big leagues. That means far more moving parts and far more things to stress about and obviously he can't manage stress well.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Modern Ocean fell apart way before the controversy anon. He couldn't get the budget, it was a larger style film.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THAT b***h

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >software engineering
    >after he's been out of it for 20 years

    hilarious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >PhD in math
      >Any job he wants
      He'll be fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Any job he wants
        except for film director

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not employed in the field for 20 years
        >diva
        >drunk and schizo
        >completely out of touch with modern coding

        He's a burnout. Best he can muster up is to buy a local pc repair store and sit at home drinking while some minimum wage dork fixes mac laptops

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's OK, Shane learned FORTRAN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not employed in the field for 20 years
      >diva
      >drunk and schizo
      >completely out of touch with modern coding

      He's a burnout. Best he can muster up is to buy a local pc repair store and sit at home drinking while some minimum wage dork fixes mac laptops

      Lol literal pajeets can do your job, Shane will be your boss by the end of the year.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pajeets
        Why are incels so obsessed with this word?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Primer was pretentious genregarbage for pleb pseuds. Upstream Color was very good. Overall unimpressed.

  12. 1 month ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    >[...] filmmaker Amy Seimetz[...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Amy Seimetz
      got fired from the weeknds and femboy johnny depp jr bomb
      lmao looks like we shane bros got the last laugh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She quit a project which ended up bombing. That means she won once more.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey Amy, you fricking suck

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't like Primer, you are quite simply gay.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Primer wasn't all that.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he used to post on Cinemaphile, even back then he was pretty disenchanted

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good riddance.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damned shame. upstream color was fantastic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like damned shane

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first thing I'm producing when AI gets good enough is A Topiary.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skeevy looking creep

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that he cancelled himself. He is the one who went public about the restraining order Seimetz filed against him.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in all serious how is anyone supposed to have a career when every job is getting more and more public?
    if you make a movie some lady can say you raped her and you need to move to france.
    if you make a game some lady can say you were mean to her and drive you to suicide.
    if you make music you can piss on a kid and not get in trouble so i guess we have that going for us

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women can only win by destroying
    >never by creating
    All you roasties have to do to justify your existence is breed lol

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Primer, but hated Upstream Color.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our generation's Welles. Sad.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, he can make what he wants with AI in a few years.
    He just needs to build up his crypto fortune to self fund the development time and maybe pioneer a new AI-film platform.

    Something that bypasses the draconian HW universal pocket-picking, innovation-theiving copyright filter that's coming.
    Perhaps reducing each AI-film to a set of prompts or instructions that are delivered to, then rebuilt by the receiver's AI. Avoiding "transport of IP over common carriers" protection-racket bullshit.

    He's exactly the right kind of schizo to make a game changing protocol like this.

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