AMZN Prime is launching its own version of 'Stranger Things'

It's called Paper Girls and as the title implies, instead of 4 boys we have 4 girls. Will you watch this Cinemaphile?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Girlbosses, we won.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what percent of this boards posts are made by real shills now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks to the Putin price hikes, 135% at least

    • 2 years ago
      Maikin

      Don't worry about it, it's fine, I will be here protecting you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what percent of this boards posts are made by real shills now?
      I wouldnt be suprised if these treads were made by bots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doubt it. Sometimes they go full defense mode to shill harder.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stranger Things has already been taken over by girls. S4 was just ginger b***h standing around looking constipated while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Nancy and Robin, Eleven in the facility, Joyce in Russia, the whole show is just women. I don't think the four boys did anything of note this season at all. Just Will being gay and that's about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The will and mike storyline was by far the weakest. Really disappointing. They tried to salvage it with the “but mike, you’re the heart of the group” shit, but all they did was frick around and then help 11 make a shitty bathtub. The only upside is that I read somewhere the actor who plays will said in an interview he didn’t think his character was gay. The online seethe was great from all the tumblr hamplanets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The only upside is that I read somewhere the actor who plays will said in an interview he didn’t think his character was gay
        it’s a way better storyline for the character. everyone in his hick town thought he was gay as a kid because he was a bit more sensitive and into nerdy things. what would it say if they were right in their immediate judgment of him? I think it’s better than he’s not gay, just different, and in that community being different = bad = gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention we already had an arc with Robin in the previous season which revealed she was a dyke at the end, doing the same thing with another character would feel cheap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s actually true. Add in the fact robins whole story arc is about being gay in a small town in the 80s the only thing wills character could bring to the table is the fact he’s in love with a main character and the resulting love triangle.
          Would be decent if they did a switcheroo where even he thought he was gay and just decided against it. I’ve always thought it was bizarre how intertwined homosexuality was with so many character traits, like the gay voice. Could be an interesting commentary on that. You also never ever see characters in media come out as gay then decide it wasn’t for them. If the whole “sexuality is a spectrum” thing is true that means straight people exploring homosexuality but deciding they’re mostly straight is vastly underrepresented.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stranger Things was ALWAYS a girls show. most of the fandom and fanfics are by girls. every fan of the show i know is a girl (including me!). El is the main character

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >(including me!)
        YWNBAW

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Says who? Post face so I can tell if I even care about your opinion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You will always stand out around real women. You will not be one of them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Says who? Post face so I can tell if I even care about your opinion.

        based larper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >steve
      >eddie
      >dustin
      >hopper
      >enzo/antonov

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed on tiktok etc girls who respond always talk about mike, steve, will, etc and never girl characters much as their favorites. Why can't we accept guys are more popular characters with both genders. No one really cares about Robin being an aspie or Nancy the shitty dectectvie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        El is the most popular character in the show

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I read that comic book. It was pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How long was it? I got the first 2 volumes as a gift but never really got into it. Might have to see if there’s a torrent of the whole thing. It’s finished right?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you watch this Cinemaphile?
    I've already read the comicbook.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Nope. I don't have nostalgia for 80s girl shit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get footservice?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Dan

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woke
    doa.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cancelled after the first screening

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they scissor each other?

  12. 2 years ago
    Nindo

    I never watched stranger things to begin with

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Paper Girls
    the comic book?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the abbo girl? The Indian girl? Why are they all cishet?
    And if they aren’t all israeli well what’s the bloody point

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. I only like boys. Girls are gross.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I get it, it's called Paper Girls because paper boys is traditionally a male dominated job
    And it's replacing a male dominated television show

    Bravo Prime

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too old

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of a mutt abomination they have a ching chong
    what did they mean by this

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah, I’m good, haha

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"It's X... but this time with Y!"
    Why can't they just make something original?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is art from a given time period similar to other works from that time period

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Paper Girls
    cool premise

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the comic it's based on was pretty neat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watch the trailer, doesn't look good.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they're all ugly
    no

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, they're ugly

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it's good, sure. ST s1 and 3 were legit good, S4 was solid and S2 was watchable

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, cool. More goyslop I will never watch.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow they literally all look like genderswapped stranger things cast lmfao. I just hope that that they have Eleven in this show but in this shes a boy with long hair and shit

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please be real, also no

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the comic had nice art but a shit story. Since the won't have the nice art, but will have the same shit story, I won't be watching it.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have yet to see a good Prime Original, i have little hope this will change my mind.
    Besides, Stranger things already saturated the market with 80s nostalgia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I have yet to see a good Prime Original
      Watch The Terminal List and Reacher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was going to say "this" but then I remembered that the Kids In The Hall reboot was good. So they've at least got one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i liked Good Omens, just ignore that God is female and that Adam and Eve were black, and is quite enjoyable.
      i can forgive God being female because its also the narrator, she has a nice voice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Patriot

  31. 2 years ago
    common sense

    nah

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >12-year-olds
    Eh...
    >the town is struck by an invasion from a mysterious force from the future. The girls become unwillingly caught up in the conflict between two warring factions of time travelers.
    >time travel
    >factions
    Ehhh...... Let me check the parental ratings real quick.
    >The characters occasionally use strong language, including one or two instances each of "goddamn," "homosexual," "s--t," "bitch," "hell," and "f--k." One of the girls is a regular smoker, and her mother is an alcoholic. Violent scenes include a fight with teens from the future, an attack by an alien, and an accidental shooting.
    Sounds gay. And moronic. No, thanks.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no monsters
    >set in 2019
    >seems to be about time travel
    Oh frick man I can't believe they ripped off Stranger Things!

  34. 2 years ago
    Maikin

    Claiming the Asian now before she is 18 for the future

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks incredibly stupid

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the talent we're working with
    Ew.

    • 2 years ago
      Maikin

      First girl has good chances of aging well, the Asian could be either way, the third girl will look like Ella Hollywood and the niglet is gonna age like milk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 is fine, 1 and 3 are redeemable with better hairstyles

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marry, kill, impregnate, frick.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Based on a comic that's good!
    That doesn't mean shit
    Sweet Tooth is really charming and comfy fantasy, and the comic is frickin horrendous with a shitty artstyle

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kill, kill, kill, kill

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all 4 are ugly
    >No potential for e-girlkino

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Paper Girls follows the story of four 12-year-old newspaper delivery girls (Erin, MacKenzie, KJ, and Tiffany) set in Stony Stream, a fictional suburb of Cleveland, Ohio.
    >As they're out delivering papers on the morning after Halloween, the town is struck by an invasion from a mysterious force from the future. The girls become unwillingly caught up in the conflict between two warring factions of time travelers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like schlock but could be fun

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tv. has better dicky taste. I thought hollywood was full of pedos?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will give it a chance and watch. So will you and you know it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I meant so will everyone here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I meant so will everyone here.

      No. If anyone here watches the trailer there is no fricking way they will watch it. Trust me, I just watched the trailer. Interesting concept, but it's jampacked with girl power and feminism.

      And as many have said, somehow they have four dickys, a 1 in 4 chance of at least one being cute, but they're all kinda ugly. If they frick up the simple stuff, imagine what the show will be like.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what will the girls look like, and why did you post an unrelated pic of three ugly boys and a black girl?

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of the gender/race swapping bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Stranger Things.... but all girls
        Frick off gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Adaptation of a comic that predates Stranger Things, moron. You couldn't even bother to glace through the thread.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You couldn't even bother to glace through the thread.
            Nope, because that shit doesn't matter. All the shit being make today has an agenda besides being entertainment and its fricking gay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              moron

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I BELIEVE YOU MEAN SUPER 8 RIPOFF YOU homosexual FRICK

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah if they are cut-sees picture LOLNO

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if they're cute like the Yellowjackets girls

    If they're nerdy and disgusting i won't even give the first episode a try

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Girl on the left looks like Spider Man
    which is a comment on how girlish he looks, not on how mannish she looks

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they all so ugly?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the people making this shit have twisted souls and hate anything that is pleasing to the eyes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah if they are cut-sees picture LOLNO

      >all 4 are ugly
      >No potential for e-girlkino

      >noooo the 12 year old girls aren't hot enough to coom to

      Why are pedos like this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would you want to watch shitty child female actors if they're not at least frickable?

        these ones look like ugly fricking dykes.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just look at that diversiteam and is the one on the far left a transkid?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, it must be great being a liberal who hates women. Always have an excuse to insinuate they're disgusting and mannish and nobody can call you out on it. I'm jealous.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you watch this Cinemaphile
    only if its like Cuties

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it does predate Stranger Things by one year
    it's probably not gonna have the visual flair though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just saw the trailer
      fricking awful and they're all terrible actors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I warned ya!

        [...]
        No. If anyone here watches the trailer there is no fricking way they will watch it. Trust me, I just watched the trailer. Interesting concept, but it's jampacked with girl power and feminism.

        And as many have said, somehow they have four dickys, a 1 in 4 chance of at least one being cute, but they're all kinda ugly. If they frick up the simple stuff, imagine what the show will be like.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whoah! I love Amazon Prime and how I can watch Paper Girls for free with my subscription! Amazon Prime also lets me order my S O Y L E N T straight to my door, so I don't have to go outside and risk getting COVID!

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