That portion size is why everyone in the 90s was so slim. That would barely fill me up for 2 hours. I'd need at least double the bacon/eggs to feel full until lunch.
That’s because your stomach is stretched and you’re a fat ass. Fast for a few days and your stomach will shrink and you’ll feel full after small meals.
How are you ever going to survive the coming collapse, anon
I don't even eat breakfast, you must be a fat fricking texan
That’s because your stomach is stretched and you’re a fat ass. Fast for a few days and your stomach will shrink and you’ll feel full after small meals.
How are you ever going to survive the coming collapse, anon
>How are you ever going to survive the coming collapse, anon
I've read and seen "The Road", anon, I don't want to survive the coming collapse and nobody will anyways.
>That portion size is why everyone in the 90s was so slim.
Five Easy Pieces is from 1970, and back then people were thin for a variety of reasons, like smoking being in vogue (nicotine suppresses hunger) and there not being nearly as much high-fructose-corn-syrup pumped into fricking everything.
the protein found in two eggs is pretty satiating. you'd be surprised how satisfied you'd be if you ate two eggs as part of a breakfast that includes good sources of fiber
I agree but I think the only time I tried them was at someone's house who can't cook. Still, bland and the texture is unappetizing. Would rather have some hash browns, home fries, or hash instead.
We have scones in America too but they're not as popular as they are across the pond.
The texture of American biscuits is similar (not identical) but the taste is completely different, especially if you're eating them with gravy. It's a savory buttery flavor instead of sweet.
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Scones are buttery. American scones are nothing like real scones.
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There's a difference between butter in a dessert/sweet dish and butter in a savory dish meant to go alongside meat.
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Scones aren't sweet.
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They are. Not as sweet as cake but still sweet.
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I already told you that American scones are not the same thing as real scones. Real scones usually do not have sugar added but they are usually eaten with jam.
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>A scone is often slightly sweetened
From Wikipedia.
Every scone I've had has been sweet and eaten with jam/jelly, which from what I've seen is how it's eaten in the UK too.
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>Every scone I've had has been sweet and eaten with jam/jelly
Except for glazed scones, forgot to mention those.
I was in Florida recently and had some grits with gouda and a little butter and it was divine. This thread reminded me of it so I just ordered some online.
I got like a weird fetish for movie quiet movie scene where people eat very pronounced. Help me bros I don't know where this came from and why youtube keeps suggesting me this shit.
How the frick do people eat pancakes and waffles and shit for breakfast? Like they taste good but I don't want that shit in the morning, I can do granola/oats with yogurt and fruit but anything with syrup or whipped cream is not at all what I'm looking for. Savory all the way
>How the frick do people eat pancakes and waffles and shit for breakfast?
They don't, they just take a sip of juice then leave for work with a burn toast in their mouth. Don't you watch american movies?
how do people eat big helping of beans and cheese and shit early in the morning, i can barely stomach any carbs until lunch at earliest. even then i usually don't eat heavy until sunset.
they always serve pancakes with my country fried steak + gravy, eggs and bacon/sausage
idk what fatass is eating all that
been years since I actually ate a whole pancake
Biscuits and gravy bros, how do I up my gravy game to the next level? I usually cook the sausage with some salt and pepper added until browned, lower the heat and add some flour and cook for a few more minutes, then add milk and cook until it thickens.
grits?
Very sad looking grits.
That portion size is why everyone in the 90s was so slim. That would barely fill me up for 2 hours. I'd need at least double the bacon/eggs to feel full until lunch.
Stop blaming everyone else for you being a lardass.
You've never had a real job
>t. minimum wage service worker who goes to Jimmy John's and orders a gargantuan every day because "he needs it to work hard"
hahahaha stop shoving too much food in your face dude
I have, I just know how to go to bed 30 minutes earlier so I can wake up 30 minutes sooner and can make some quick bacon and eggs.
That’s because your stomach is stretched and you’re a fat ass. Fast for a few days and your stomach will shrink and you’ll feel full after small meals.
How are you ever going to survive the coming collapse, anon
I'm moronic, but does a stretched stomach really shrink after fasting?
Yes.
>collapse occurs
>forced to fast for a few days
>stomach will shrink and will feel full from small meals
The problem solves itself.
>How are you ever going to survive the coming collapse, anon
I've read and seen "The Road", anon, I don't want to survive the coming collapse and nobody will anyways.
I don't even eat breakfast, you must be a fat fricking texan
>That portion size is why everyone in the 90s was so slim.
Five Easy Pieces is from 1970, and back then people were thin for a variety of reasons, like smoking being in vogue (nicotine suppresses hunger) and there not being nearly as much high-fructose-corn-syrup pumped into fricking everything.
Hve you heard about the ongoing cholesterol problem in this country?
easy with those eggs, they look way too spicy
stop fatposting
the protein found in two eggs is pretty satiating. you'd be surprised how satisfied you'd be if you ate two eggs as part of a breakfast that includes good sources of fiber
For me, the ultimate poorgay meal is ramen with fresh veggies and an egg or 2
>feel full
you don't need to feel full every time you eat.
Those grits look bland as frick
Grits are fricking bland and disgusting.
Why do southerners eat that shit.
it's calories
As if they need any more of those
Learn2cook
Guess again, cher.
looks awesome
vomit
Delicious, best shrimp and grits I ever had was in Colorado. Could eat that every day.
youre supposed to dump bacon fat into it and add cheese, then its good
It's oatmeal for southern rednecks.
it's like rice, you put something in it
Shrimp and grits with some butter and hot sauce is godly
it's slave food
I agree but I think the only time I tried them was at someone's house who can't cook. Still, bland and the texture is unappetizing. Would rather have some hash browns, home fries, or hash instead.
I prefer the fatherland's version. Grøt.
You add salt and pepper to them moron
Rice doesn't need that. It's good as is.
If you sit there eating plain white rice you have some kind of autism.
originally slave gruel but its fricking delicious
mix in eggs, hashbrown, bacon, tobasco, and crumbled biscuit = cum
wish we could serve meat on the same plate as the rest, like we do for to-go orders. cut the dishes in half
I went to europe once and the breakfast was appalling
bad lunch meat and rye bread
germany.
iceland actually
cured meat and rye bread is good though
in America i would be eating an eggs benedict and drinking a bellini what is this bullshit
no thanks, breakfast should be either ham and fried potatoes, or cured meat/smoked fish with rye bread and then milk and/or coffee to drink
No potatoes. Tomatoes. Wheat toast.
no substitutions
breakfast is too many beers, lunch is last nights dinner
What's better than carbs and protein for breakfast?
Really? I went to Europe and had the best breakfast I've ever had in Amsterdam.
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I have had two eggs, two strips of bacon, two pieces of toast, and a banana every morning for fifteen years
I have to eat ham or sausage now because of biden.
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Hey, the McGriddle™ is fricking baller. Sticks with you until dinner time too.
This is what I had for breakfast this morning, but im a leaf.
You had boy's hole for breakfast? Fricking Day of the Rake can't come soon enough.
Fried eggs could use a little more browning but they got a good cook on the bacon. Could use some toast.
>A black guy cooked that.
>Has no seasoning
It was before this generation of black invented their seasoning.
For me it's corned beef hash
For me it's homemade biscuits and gravy
it's fantastic, but you also get sick of it really quick, like pancakes.
In one sitting? Nah. I could eat as much as you put in front of me like I have prader-willi syndrome. I don't have it on a regular basis though.
Frick yeah
i've cooked more bacon than i've ever eaten
that was a poor rack of picturesque bacon
I love a Benny but you can keep the bacon. A good crabcake benefict is a thing of beauty.
>A scone with sick on it.
Lord rid us of Americ*ns.
Don't knock 'til you've tried it bongbro.
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The level of zen bliss those black kids entered when they brought out the fried chicken.
imagine thinking biscuits and gravy is anything but delicious. couldn't be me.
The gravy is basically just butter, milk, flour and black pepper and the biscuit is soft, flaky, and savory. Not sweet like a scone.
Don't act like you're any better fat ass.
Do Brits really drink soda with breakfast?
First one was delectable, the rest degusting.
No. The only acceptable breakfast drinks are tea, coffee, some kind of fruit juice, (usually apple or Orange), and milk.
6000-7000 calories
Not that much really
If you're a 7ft powerlifter maybe.
95% of americans can complete this challenge if needed to
I can never tell if Brits actually think biscuits (American version) are scones or if they're joking. It's not a scone, it's like a savory bread.
They just look visually identical to our scones, so I guess we just automatically assume they taste the same.
Yeah, judging a book by its cover caused your downfall as an empire.
Damn that's profound. Jesus thats actually really deep and profound.
Not surprised how easily impressed you are.
Ow I forgot Americans haven't discovered sarcasm yet.
Add it to the list of your mental handicaps. It's like talking to spare change on the ground.
We have scones in America too but they're not as popular as they are across the pond.
The texture of American biscuits is similar (not identical) but the taste is completely different, especially if you're eating them with gravy. It's a savory buttery flavor instead of sweet.
Scones are buttery. American scones are nothing like real scones.
There's a difference between butter in a dessert/sweet dish and butter in a savory dish meant to go alongside meat.
Scones aren't sweet.
They are. Not as sweet as cake but still sweet.
I already told you that American scones are not the same thing as real scones. Real scones usually do not have sugar added but they are usually eaten with jam.
>A scone is often slightly sweetened
From Wikipedia.
Every scone I've had has been sweet and eaten with jam/jelly, which from what I've seen is how it's eaten in the UK too.
>Every scone I've had has been sweet and eaten with jam/jelly
Except for glazed scones, forgot to mention those.
You're like us, but wrong about most everything, including breakfast.
>corned beef hash
>chopped ham, potatoes, nopales and bell peppers
You blind dummy.
>Ham
lmao sorry it ain't canned Hormel, small-time.
>non-meat shit in my meat
No thanks.
This is the saddest day of 2024 thus far. I don't know why but it is.
Poached eggs are the God of eggs.
where are the pancakes with syrup and butter?
>eating cake covered in sugar liquid for breakfast
Are you 6 years old?
>only children eat cake
schizo brainrot
I was in Florida recently and had some grits with gouda and a little butter and it was divine. This thread reminded me of it so I just ordered some online.
Was that a dish or something you bought and made yourself? What part of FL would have Gouda?
Where do you live that fricking Gouda is an exotic delicacy? A walmart parking lot in Nebraska?
i asked first
Describing things as "divine" is mad homosexual. No wonder you eat homosexual shit like that.
I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast
I got like a weird fetish for movie quiet movie scene where people eat very pronounced. Help me bros I don't know where this came from and why youtube keeps suggesting me this shit.
how hard does it make you cum?
Pretty hard if its Brad Pitt.
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For me it’s the child’s plate.
Is it normal that I feel like I'll fricking explode of I attempt at eating that shit?
Not a manlet, just curious if other people have that problem too
Sounds like you just have self-control and a proper sense of self.
Grits (basically cream of wheat), bacon and eggs... OH MY GOD THE HORROR
>read the word "divine"
>mind immediately goes to gay sex
I'm sure there's a crust thread in the catalog somewhere
Heh heh
Ive never had this without scrambled eggs. Usually mix it togeter and enjoy. Delicious
How the frick do people eat pancakes and waffles and shit for breakfast? Like they taste good but I don't want that shit in the morning, I can do granola/oats with yogurt and fruit but anything with syrup or whipped cream is not at all what I'm looking for. Savory all the way
>How the frick do people eat pancakes and waffles and shit for breakfast?
They don't, they just take a sip of juice then leave for work with a burn toast in their mouth. Don't you watch american movies?
how do people eat big helping of beans and cheese and shit early in the morning, i can barely stomach any carbs until lunch at earliest. even then i usually don't eat heavy until sunset.
Stop eating so late. Stop eating by 8 and you'll be starving by morning.
it's not that i'm too full i just feel like shit if i eat anything but a few sausages before noon
they always serve pancakes with my country fried steak + gravy, eggs and bacon/sausage
idk what fatass is eating all that
been years since I actually ate a whole pancake
>2 strips of bacon
sub that with a sausage and still have the same result.
For me it's biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, sausage, and hashbrowns.
should be 3 eggs
home fries
and toast
His fingernails are disgusting, how was that even allowed
>two slices of bacon
i have never not eaten the entire package.
Biscuits and gravy bros, how do I up my gravy game to the next level? I usually cook the sausage with some salt and pepper added until browned, lower the heat and add some flour and cook for a few more minutes, then add milk and cook until it thickens.
Use heavy cream instead
This. Almost any time a recipe calls for milk, using cream will make it taste 10 times better.
Oh, and I will occasionally add some diced bacon, about two slices to one lb of sausage, if I have it around.
>a shittier version of an english breakfast
kek
Looks delicious.
What's that white thing on the right side of the plate?
Pic related is an all Spanish breakfast.
Grits and butter
>burnt bacon
for me it's coffee and a cigarette
For me? The classic mac & cheese.
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does the dancing mean it's happy
healthiest 36 year old american
Idk who this is but frick him and frick this gay earth.
>breakfast?
>ya think? good choice.
one of my favorite movies ever.
also pic related is the hottest Tomei ever was for some reason
What movie is this from?
A Few Good Men
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