>An alliance once existed between Elves and Men ~ Long ago we fought and died together ~ We come to honor that allegiance ~ We are proud to fight alongside Men once more.
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This was a way, way better option than the Huorns coming to the rescue.
Not at all you complete and utter dunce.
For the films, I mean. In the book, it was cool and a little spooky, but I just feel that they’d have hard to properly capture on film. The Elves showing up also helped drive home the impact Aragorn was having on events.
did they run out of matching outfits when he was getting dressed
The Elves acted very israelitey in these films.
This was a moronic decision. The Elves should be such ubermen they'd win the battle by themselves. They're weighed down by melancholy and sorrow, but are more powerful and skillful than ever, which is the tragedy of their existences.
I think they become mere mortals when they leave their home land.
False
SPARTACUS
Not in the books
The book ends with Gandalf showing up by himself and soloing the entire orc army- everything done to the siege in the movie was an inarguable improvement, except for having Arwen there which they cut out & Legolas shield surfing which was just a throwaway action piece.
They were once allied
What did Gimli say to him in elvish?
cannot unsee
LMAO FRICK YOU
>tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to have light refreshments
Oh thank frick I'm not the only one. I had to do a double take; I thought someone shooped David Mitchell's face on an elf.
Aragorn, will you join me for a "light refreshment" later?
and by "light refreshments" you mean
speak with him
the fatness of this elf, and knowing he was played by someone named "Craig", really gave me a distaste for him.
no clue why they let Trey Parker's brother have a role in this but they did
>literally now downside in dying with the elves they just get teleported into new body
>still hesitant to help and decide to just frickk off on boats
wtf was their problem
most people believe there's an afterlife, and are eager to go, nut hesitant to do the whole, dying procedure.
now downside in dying with the elves they just get teleported into new body
kek who told you that? I think someone is confusing their fanfiction or shit with LOTR lore
elves are reincarnated in valinor if they die
moron their souls literally go to halls of mandos and after that they get reincarnated back, unlike men who have gift of death and can escape from material world
what is a man
Why is he fat?
The battle is just a footnote in the books.
But in the movie it's THE BATTLE TO END ALL BATTLES!
Why would the elves send like 50 elves to come and die with the humans? If you want to actually help the humans, send enough elves that they actually have a chance of winning. Why send 50 to come die for nothing? Imagine being one of these elves that got sent to die at this massacre. It's like when the dothraki got ordered to suicide charge the white walkers while everyone else chilled in the castle
Let us go through the Mines of Moria!
homie that ain't a mine, it's a tomb
I liked it if only for the elves armor designs