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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american imperialists portray themselves as the good guys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      any american WW2 movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Biden Administration

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he said american not israeli

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    insane batman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      >fly comes to life on tv screen

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some guys bust ghosts

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A guy finds love in soviet Russia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong answer

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          same director tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      enemy at the gates?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong answer again

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A man with jungle fever eats tortilla chips

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death proof

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You killed a man in a foreign country, cloned, now you must watch yourself die

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Infinity pool
      dog shit movie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        mothman prophecies

        Bingos.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you farted near me, now suffer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saw?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tourists annoy a german doctor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mengele

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jump from a plane
    >surf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUST GIMMIE ONE SET JANNIE
      ONE PAIR OF DOUBLES AND I'M GONE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy Metal. Too easy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        too wrong

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have to kill my evil doppelganger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one.

      >I am Yulaw, i'm nobody's b***h

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man steals a plane, takes over city

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      UUUU

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        4

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I work for the Washington Post, muh wife got injured tragically in a car accident, she draws unexplainable black things in her sketchbook, she died, now I'm so confused I wound up at some guy's house in a bathtub with a shotgun pointed at me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mothman prophecies

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brit and nerd stop rockets on prison island

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dwayne Johnson

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a depressed but sexy woman got killed by a rogue planet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Melancholia

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup. too ez

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an American in Europe falls in love with a woman who can be monstrous at times

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      was Sam Neill supposed to be American in that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's really rainy And there is no Croissants

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ferris Kaiju's Day Off

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Damnit, the guy next door won't allow us to watch our football game. Our family has a house buried on Indian gravesites. AWE NO what happened to my daughter she's gone into the tv set

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spooky Coach

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek, no

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is though, zoomer

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            projection, try again

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oil drillers fight giant meteor

    lol.... that's... there's no way to simplify it enough to actually make it hard

    How about

    >woman & man steal wives from water-Stalin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      MM:FR

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Antarctica

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One day are fine town is ok then all of sudden women get pregnant and no one can explain it!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *our fine town

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >something weird is happening

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pwin teeks

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schindler's List

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomb Raider

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

        the happening

        I mean I thought it was pretty obvious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the happening

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a young israeli alien princess keeps bugging superman's daughter to go to school
    Yes, this is a real film.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reporter teaming up with firefighters answer a distress call in a building, little did they know...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      REC

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        boom shacka-alacka

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Teacher is arrested for killing cop

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay Black folk
    >Outer-space

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >missing area woman was actually behind everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gone Girl

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a man is believed to have gone to space; is actually behind a bookcase the whole time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      interstellar

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We are here in a government facility trapped as it's been months? can't remember how long, my lover has gone crazy, we are under martial law, seemingly only one scientist can save us, but I suspect he's gone bonkers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Day of the dead

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dart thrown landed center

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I moved from the city to where it's quiet... wow it's so quiet it's strange, strange things that are unexplainable start happening, I tell my friends in a group chat, oh geez something weird is happening again...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ghostbusters afterlife

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Mom babysits a booze addled cult leader

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Space buttholes beat up a black man who just wanted to do some home improvement

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Return of the Jedi

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but close

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the world is ending
    >mary sue fixes all problems
    guess the movie Cinemaphile

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laurence of Arabia in space

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A woman befriends humanoid kangaroo people to fight a corporation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tank Girl

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spice

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trans woman enters a bathroom while a biological woman is taking a shower

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Psycho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sleepaway Camp

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Psycho, anon just didn’t acknowledge that I am correct

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but it applies to Sleepaway Camp too

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Assassin with heart of gold befriends young girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Witcher

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup

        ghostbusters afterlife

        nope

        Saw?

        very close, there is another movie very similar to it

        Tank Girl

        yup

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        much older

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A person has to do an errand they don't want to do, but they feel they must do it

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    big boat go smash

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy who disappears into the desert is found by his brother.

      Titanic

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    some ruffians argue with the bloodthirsty patrons of a bar south of the border

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sone dude makes popcorn

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    reverse mind heist

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some amount of time ago in a galaxy which is not our galaxy some stuff happened

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aye I live with muh mate who is muh bf, we gotta get to the pub it's the safest place what with what's been happenin lately, oh yeah I gotta prove to muh bird I can take charge, it's been a crazy day lads

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shaun of the black

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        correct yet incorrect

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic kid goes on tard rampage over his mother's death

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      F13th 2

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jk Simmons has tentacles

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I mind controlled my son to rule the universe

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character wants another character to go frick themself
    >it happens

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Dark Knight Returns

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Repulsion

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy can't frick his wife anymore, blames cripple.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My Cousin Vinny

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a man with severe father issues becomes a werewolf

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no legs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kids

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man is cured of his racism after experiencing gay sex for the first time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pulp fiction

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      American History X

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man finds a rock and decides to do something really cool but incredibly stupid with it

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