>an hour of slowmo farm work
>"None of us have had any character development over the last three hours of film, let's sit around a table and share our tragic backstories in a series of back-to-back-to-back-to-back flashbacks."
>Doona Bae fricks a little boy
>an hour of slowmo fighting
>movie just kind of ends
Bravo Snyder
now you understand why he needed to split the movie into 2 parts
>why he needed to split the movie into 2 parts
He should have split the movie into 0 parts
>rebel moon gets infinite sequels until heat death of universe
Bravo
>implying
didn't you hear there's going to be six more of these flicks never mind the fact they heroes won in the end what's else is there for them to "fight"........?
more wheat
>Rebel Moon gets #DIV/0! sequels
What is 1 divided by 0 young kid?
It should have been an episodic show
with zero episodes
It really should.
If this had been a TV show instead audiences would accept all the sex and violence because it'd be seen as the next Games of Throne, but in Space.
Snyder would have all the time he wanted to explore the setting, set up the characters, waste time with his video clip-like montages about wheat, and i feel critics would be a lot softer about the whole thing.
Except he can't write good characters, dialog or story, and cannot even direct properly. So a few seasons of this shit would likely be much worse than these movies
You're a stupid meathead who spends too much time at the gym. rebel moon would never be good. even as a show.
Holy frick you just btfo'd that gym bro lmfao
This this this this this
What the frick is wrong with liking to spend the time at the gym? Get fricking real.
Bro where's your gym? Let's meet up.
gross
no wonder you like zack snyder's trash ass movies
>Snyder stated that the total number of films in the series will either be four or six, depending on whether or not the second and third entries of the trilogy each get split into a two-part movie as well
This garbage is already split into 4-6 parts
You just know that their going to have the village cutie be the princess reincarnated with amnesia or something watch
DONT POST SPOILERS WITHOUT BLACKING THEM OUT
>Doona Bae fricks a little boy
I will watch your movie now.
>Doona Bae fricks a little boy
Elaborate
>look ma i posted the same again
Seethe more. Snyder gives himself full control and exposes himself as a fricking HACK
Not once, but twice
Netflix is investing hundreds of millions into the Rebel Moon eco-plasma-verse, they know a good thing when they see it
ahh yes, a good thing when they see it
>norway
Who gives a frick.
Is this legit? I’m always thinking this diversity shit is a meme but wow
I think she was the jarl's wife that becomes jarl when he dies. so not exactly that, but still 100% woke bullshit that could have never happened, ever.
>they know a good thing when they see it
lol
lmao
you and snyder are both homosexuals you sad reddit frick. snyder is just slightly less autistic than you
Seethe harder pajeet
>quads wasted on some austist spouting buzzwords
sad
quads confirm you're still seething
Absolute wrong take. Snyder does best when he’s heavily constrained by budget and source material. Unleashing him is absolutely the worst thing to do. He’s the anti-Lynch
get off the internet Charlie
if you’re ever thinking Cinemaphile might be right about something just remember, they think snyder is a talented writer/director
All the fans who were loudly proclaiming Snyder as a master filmmaker after ZSJL have gone completely quiet lol
>rings of power season II incoming
>dune 1 & II re-imagined & watchable
>rebel moon for hardcore sci-fi nerds
it's literally the best year space nerds have had in years,what's all the complaining about?
space movies is cringe as frick. why do millenials think they're cool?
nice bait rajesh
Holy BASED
wtf is that real?
>go to complaining website
>wtf why is everybody complaining
You're getting BTFO hard as frick right now.
>it's literally the best year space nerds have had in years
If you actually see them, you'll see is not and just full of Black folks and empowered woman, if you are one ofthose congratulations, but if you are human, then not.
I hate space movies and
is stupid as frick but frick you. Getting triggered by people you don't like in movies is unironically cringe as frick.
>nooo theres a POC in my space movie
STFU
go watch your lord of the rings from the 2000s you fricking dweeb
>rebel moon for hardcore sci-fi nerds
>hardcore sci-fi
>rebel moon
jesus fricking christ that disconnection from reality
>Doona Bae fricks a little boy
/ss/chads we're eating good tonight
Literally doesnt happen
Wait for the director's cut.
dude you have to wait for the four hour cut that completely reshapes the movie, that's the true project snyder made and this one doesn't count even though he had complete control over it too
Netflix won't let Snyder release the real unrated cut, only an R-rated version.
Release the Porno Snyder Cut!
it's actually 4 hours of people harvesting wheat with medieval tools.
that's it.
Suffers from character bloat. At least the first one. Haven’t seen this one but I’m assuming it’s mediocre like the first. This shit would make for a great video game through
I watched both. I'd rate the first 4/10 and the second 2/10.
if they ever make the third one I guess it might be a 1/10.
>all the actors love working with him
who the frick cares, the audience can only watch the movie, we can't participate in making it. and he makes garbage.
>make one (1) good movie in your entire career (300)
>get a blank check for life
how did hack snyder managed that
>300
>good
300 is an undeniably influential movie with some iconic scenes
stfu moron
read smart posts like this:
Sneedfricker is a hack and I would beat him 1v1 in the dirrectors chair.
he started crediting himself as visionary director
that's it
I kinda like Snyder's more
You are only making Snyder looks awesome by this post. In reality he will never do something as kino and hilarious as the right picture portrays.
FRICK OFF HOLY SHIT IM GETTING SO SICK OF YOU FANBOYS
Seriously shut the frick up. I'm actually starting to get irritated by people defending his terrible movies
>Turning Batman into a murderer
>Turning Superman into murderer
>Turning Watchman into a sex snuff film
>Turning 300 into a gay orgee
>Turning Star Wars into a dude-bro fantasy
He's terrible
Dude... Ignore these fanbois. They don't understand that we're upset about our franchises being shit on by this bad directer.
brotha, 300, watchmen, Man of steel were kino. Justice league ( his cut ) was mediocre. Rebel moon unfortunately was poor. Very badly written story.
Man of Steel ruined Superman
SUPERMAN ISNT EMO
SUPERMAN ISNT EMO
SUPERMAN ISNT EMO
SUPERMAN ISNT EMO
SUPERMAN SHOULD NEVER NEVER NEVER BE EMO
This. They turned superman into generic subversive superhuman flick #1237182738
>part two: the scargiver
My fricking sides. Is this parody?
Check out some forum and the synderbots still praised this as a 8/10 entertaining movie
Seem like the village scenes are very touching for them
Saar it authenic village life for me I am India village boy from rshrshrhsrhsrhsjhk rural villageship.
>rshrshrhsrhsrhsjhk
it's Ramanashamanajanamandraputaganhanamenaandhaneda village, you racist bigot
and I guess Sneeder shares a love for middle age farming with his greatest fans
>8/10 entertaining movie
I was bored out of my fricking skull, watched at least half at 2x speed with subtitles on.
even the action was fricking boring and lame.
>2x speed with subtitles on.
watching a movie expecting a tiktok video and then getting upset when its not one is crazy talk
assuming someone is a broccoli zoomer because your movie is a hollow meaningless husk is cope.
scifi action can't be boring. it surely wasn't deep and philosophical or emotionally moving. it's just out of focus garbage sneederboi, deal with it.
You do know that those kind of flicks used to be called "pop" corn flicks right........
>assuming someone is a broccoli zoomer
And I'm correct. You're clearly <30 years old
Also
>I watched the movie in fast forward
>why arent i grasping the film????!!?!
>You're clearly <30 years old
oh my lawd of them rangz
what a great judge of character you are.
I'm >40. sneeder is garbage.there was nothing to understand. there's no depth in the story or the characters. everything is entry level tropes and imagery.
I bet you thought it was deep when the admiral is in a christ pose in the cocoon and then comes out a few days later and he's wearing a white robe and the light on the ceiling looks like a halo around his head? such deep imagery eh kiddo?
Sneeder makes morons like you feel smart eh?
No man over 40 years old would watch a movie at 2x speed. If you found a movie genuinely that uninteresting you'd stop watching and go outside. Only an ADHD would need to watch a movie in fast forward. & in the off chance you genuinely are over 40 years old (which you're not) I'd be even more embarrassed for you knowing there are people that cerebrally stunted.
not a single argument, not a single reason the movie isn't bad, just insults.
does this usually work when you're discussing movies with your high school buddies?
they feel embarrassed and stop criticizing your sneederslop?
sadly, it won't work this time.
Rebel Moon 1 was shit, but 2 is even worse. the plot and dialogue are so bad they're almost painful. it's literally out of focus for no reason most of the time. Sneeder should never, ever write a script again.
>Watching 6 hours of a movie series you hate
I really wanted to give it a chance because it's a "new" scifi setting. I didn't like the first but hoped the next one would show some improvements. but the second one being even worse than the first was too much to bear.
>new
Its a star wars movie lucasfilm rejected. if lucasfilm rejects it when lucasfilm is pumping out stinky poops you know iys bad.
You fanboys are stupid as frick.
Considering a bootleg Star Wars movie even remotely new was your 1st mistake fatty.
>WOW a space action flick with farmers? Thats not like A New Hope at ALL
Ok dumbass.
Next you're gonna defend Civil War. 2024 has been ASS.
>fatty
oh you're one of those morons? the ones that throw random assumptions out hoping to hit a target they can't even see. here let me help
>mom's basement
>virgin
>troony
what's left in your arsenal? I guess nothing.
>Next you're gonna defend Civil War
once again assuming random moronic shit to "win" arguments in your head. that movie has nothing to do with this discussion, I didn't watch it and don't plan to.
Why are you avoiding everything I said other than the comment about your morbid obesity? Did that strike a nerve? Here's a bold idea: Get back on topic. Or is the thought that you'll never make your own films upset you so much you just review other peoples work online because you're incapable of even conversation in real life with your co-workers.
>everything I said other than
you said nothing. "star wars bootleg" is your argument?
> Get back on topic.
this you bro?
>Next you're gonna defend Civil War. 2024 has been ASS.
take your own advice.
all you have is high school insults and hard projection.
I don't know how you think you're "discussing" anything with anyone.
> the thought that you'll never make your own films upset you so much
oh look you're projecting again. I don't want to be a filmmaker. what did even make you think that? I want to watch good movies.
Yes it's a Star Wars movie that had to get rebranded as a separate franchise. Do you not know this? Do you not research films before spending 12 hours watching a film series?
You are truly braindead.
>Has interest in the art of filmmaking
>Decides to just consoooom it instead of learning the craft
>Turns into flabby adhd moron
>Gets unironically upset when people laugh at him for needing to watch films at 2x speed.
The fact that you're still trying to defend your position is funny as hell.
and you keep doing the same shit again and again.
assumptions out of your ass mixed with insults.
are you fighting against an imaginary enemy? are you projecting on me your issues? or someone you know in real life that you want to "win" against?
not a single part of your post is true. you don't know anything, you're not good at deducing things from anonymous posts.
since we will never know each other in real life you can pretend all you say is true. do you do this shit when you talk to people in real life too? assume negative things about them to feel superior? do you even talk with people in real life?
if that's the only way you can feel good about yourself, knock yourself out kiddo.
you literally don't have a single argument about the Rebel Moon movies.
we're done.
Well no I know it's true, I don't have to pretend. You can admit you're a simple consumer, its ok, it won't hurt I swear.
It's sad that you'll never get to enjoy cinema because of your lack of education in the art-form.
Can you stop feeding trolls and bots?
Going to the gym makes you dumb. Smart people arent muscular.
>Going to the gym makes you dumb. Smart people arent muscular.
I believe you're onto something here.
I stand with you.
This. If you thinking being muscular makes you a better person you are selfish and thats why you cant understand movies
Guys, you're both homosexuals having an online argument about a Zach Snyder movie made by morons for morons.
>thinly veiled defence of Lucasfilm
Honestly pathetic. You're a disney gay
are you saying the movie wasnt fast enough for you? yet you claim to not be a zoomer? kek
>wasnt fast
no moron. I'm saying NOTHING FRICKING HAPPENED
40 minutes of villagers harvesting wheat. what the frick for?
the characters sitting around a table and then Gorillaman stands up and clumsily orders them to present their backstories. wow great writing. not clunky at all.
what the frick was there to even watch?
would you have enjoyed it more if it had a splitscreen of subway surfer with it little babyboo?
see? you can't even come up with something good about the movie itself.
kek now you're getting pissy, i havent even watched it, i just think its hilarious that someone would do that. like bro just turn off the tv. do you really need to watch movies 24/7? kek
Tell me you're a mind-melted moron without telling me
Has your mommy changed your adult diaper yet today?
This.
1000% This.
I don't want to watch a farming sim.
I repeat, I don't want to watch a farming sim. Stupid fricking movie holy frick.
Wow. Way to out yourself as a literal dumbass kiddo.
That movie is just a homoerrotic frickfest. Its not even a movie at that point, its a pathetic p0rn.
You're either a fricking closeted gymbro or a closeted gymbro. Sneed.
I agree. It's a boring movie simple as. Terrble farming sim.
For space action flicks its
Dune > Star Wars OT > DUNC >Star Wars PT >Rebel Moon >DUNC 2 > Star Wars ST
Unsurprising that reddit loves it
>Doona Bae fricks a little boy
downloading now
>Doona Bae fricks a little boy
Are you saying she kills him?
Legitimate question about the movie
Is farmers produce a few hundred bags of flour, sure, that's a lot of bread for sure. Is the dreadnought with its crew of probably over a thousand people really worth some fricking flour? Is it truly that valuable of a commodity that they wouldn't even dare firing at the village because it would destroy the flour?
I know it's not a great movie to begin with, but they make a really huge deal about this and it doesn't make any sense.
Why are you asking about the worst part of the movie? I have to skip the farming clips.
Please ignore the trolls. You seem really smart so please ignore the trolls, they'll make you lose focus on what's important.
This movie doesnt need a directors cut its already too long.
lmao you've never left the city a day in your life have you?
it's not "new" are you handycapped? how is star wars new?
It would make sense if the farm community was massively scaled up
But instead, you see a tiny, sub amish tier village, and see supposed to believe they're producing enough food for a massive ship to stop and care about
with the village being that small, the bad guys coming to steal their grain should have been a small local contingent, not a fricking admiral and his fricking dreadnought.
in the movies they talked about that grain like it was gonna feed half the imperial fleet.
Sneeder cares more about the metaphor than the actual implementation.
>Doona Bae fricks a little boy
Gonna need webms of this scene
Honestly cannot tell if you're talking about the first or second part. Not even joking.
You are proof that Sneeder fanboys are moronic
Kino
any reviewer that gives this a positive rating should be round up an executed for being a dishonest shill
can we all agree that Sneeder's movies are only watchable at 4x speed?
I watch them at 0.5x, so I can study his masterful frame composition and legendary slo-mo effects in detail. I've learned a lot from that.
100% Rebel Moon made me mad because it was too long. I have important things to do.
IS THE MOVIE GOOD OR NOT
YOU homosexualS HATED THE FIRST ONE
IT WAS ALRIGHT
It's bad. You have to watch it at 2x. regular speed is terrible. 2x is still boring though.
Only braindead gym bros like Sneeder's movies
Can you stop detrailing the thread with your samehomosexualry?
I was so bummed out the last two of the squads didn't get their own flashbacks. Cmon Snyder, you did us dirty. We needed to go full circle.
Enjoyable action scenes. But an incredibly bad story. Choose your poison. This will not be remembered unless the flashback thing becomes a meme.
The flashback thing was just Zack Snyder trying to copy that Japanese samurai movie called Rashomon.
So, it's basically Seven Samurai mashed up with a heist film done in the same lame SciFi way George Lucas ripped off The Hidden Fortress?
Why would anyone expect anything good from Snyder given his previous work? Do Snyder fans have stockholm syndrome?
This might be one of the worst movies I have ever seen on my life. I almost want to say average fa/tv/irgin would have made a better movie given the budget.
Nu Lucasfilm's best decision was probably not letting Snyder anywhere near Star Wars and that's saying a lot
The reason the critics dislike the movie is because they see the movie as an attack and an affront to Disney's Star Wars. They also see Zack Snyder and his fans as meat-heads that bully others, specially liberals.
Then there's the fact that the movie directly shits on the idea of multiculturalism, imperialism, and JUDAISM. The israelites get shit on a lot through the use of bolshevists as a go-to example.
>The reason the critics dislike the movie is because they see the movie as an attack and an affront to Disney's Star Wars.
Why would they be invested in Disney's Star Wars?
>anti-semitism outside of /misc/
Frick you.
And yes you stupid fricking fanboys ARE meat heads. Gym bros should be allowed near films period.
These gym bros are to stupid to understand your points. You're too smart for them.
Star Wars represents the good parts of humanity
>multiculturalism
>destroying rightwing empires
>learning to forgive
>the power of knowlege
>Star Wars represents the good parts of humanity
>multiculturalism
>destroying rightwing empires
>learning to forgive
>the power of knowlege
Yeah, the original movies. But what the hell do the Disney movies represent that's good, other than a to keep something on life support that clearly wants to die?
Everything I listed represents the Sequel Trilogy and new series just as much if not more than the OT. I love LOVE the OT, but Disney has added some more love to the other cultures of the world, not just white people.
you've posted this schizo take in other rebel moon threads.
it's literally the power of Space Diversity against Evil White Males.
multiculturalism and imperialism are literally antithetical.
in an empire, only the dominant culture matters, all the other cultures are enslaved, not celebrated or respected. British imperialism imposed british culture on colonies, they didn't elevate the indigenous cultures as equals.
Sneeder made the bad guys look like soviet Russia but they just behave like nazi Germany.
I'm so happy you BTFO'd that racist piece of shit.
Star Wars will always be better than Racist Moon
>multiculturalism and imperialism are literally antithetical.
You'd have a point if this movie was based on British imperialism, where the conquered countries were nothing but colonies which were forced to live the British way of life, or else.
But according to Zack Snyder himself the movie's Imperium absorb the conquered people into its own Motherland, absorbing as well aspects of the conquered planets' cultures.
>While the Slain King was an Imperial colonizer, the Imperium got even more brutal and oppressive under the reign of his replacement, Regent Balisarius according to Zack Snyder:
>“The old king is much more of a straight-up imperialist but, like, stepped in the tradition, you know, where I feel, like, the Regent Balsarius, he's much more like a dictator, like, as [Joseph] Stalin was, you know, he'd be happy to raze a planet just for its natural resources rather than like ‘Oh, we should land and see what the people are like and maybe some of them can fight for us’, and you know, like, ‘Maybe we could assimilate their culture into ours’, where before it was a much more, sort of, like the 18th-century imperialism… with old king being based on the Nicholas II, who was the last Tsar of the Russian Empire. That expansion was a bit aggressive but at the same there was a bit of compassion for its people, and now it's worse.”
>according to Zack Snyder
he can say what he wants, but it's not in the actual movies he released.
I'm sure the snydersnydercut will fix it, right?
YESSSSS btfo that racist pos
It IS in the movie he released. The fact that Regent Balisarius was shown to be an off-worlder and being instrumental in the assassination of the royal family, thus mirroring the Bolsheviks Revolution should clue you in.
> thus mirroring the Bolsheviks Revolution
great... even more conspiracy theory bullshit. you right wing frickers cant retcon history even tho you try
There's nothing British about this movie.
>According to Dechant, the film “is a battle between brutality and harmony.” As Admiral Noble ominously traverses the galaxy, he brings destruction to civilizations and entire worlds. Veldt contrasts the nihilism of the Imperium with its kindness and integration with nature. It’s a “place worth fighting for,” Dechant explained.
>“They land in the village to say, ‘Listen, you guys will be our local food source while we’re tromping around this part of the galaxy. So how long till the harvest comes in?’ The villagers are pretty much stunned by the brutality, but they don’t realize what level the Mother World’s ready to go to,” Zack Snyder says.
>“The Imperium comes down, and they want to take the women and take the children and they need more soldiers,” Deborah Snyder says. “They’re going to take their food. And [the villagers] go, ‘Look, we can bargain with them.’”
>“This is also very close to our reality. Not so long ago in the 30s millions of Ukrainians were killed in the Holodomor, a man-made famine engineered by the Soviet government of Joseph Stalin who was pushing for the mass industrialization of the entire empire.”
>The Imperium is more inspired by Soviet aesthetics, particularly in the officers' uniforms, while the interior of the Imperium dreadnought, for example, isn’t designed for creature comforts but is strictly utilitarian
>the film “is a battle between brutality and harmony.”
ok so now you're openly a nazi? picrel
and a battle between brutality and harmony is literally brittish vs indiginous
They specifically mention the Holodomor.
okayy?? good for them. they're still promoting violent racism
>they're still promoting violent racism
okayy?? good for them.
FRICK YOU i know you're obviously a troll now.
>look at me i think genocide is funny and based haha look how cool i am time to hit the gym ammiright?
frick off already
No real responce? yeah your racist year your dumb
thats the equivalent of
>i have a black friend so i cant be racist
ok we know you're racist
>>“The Imperium comes down, and they want to take the women and take the children and they need more soldiers,
that's literally not what Noble wants from the village tho.
is that ALSO in the snydersnydercut?
can't snyder just fricking make one version of a movie anymore
You can't show this shit in the PG13 cut. Specially the sexual abuse and slavery part.
>There's nothing British about this movie
Explain the colonialism then dumbass
wooowww........
>no no no its not the british who are evil its the israelites
FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
Take your racist ass leave
don't care about that stupid meat-heads ideas. he's promoting british colonialism. no other group has done what whites have to indiginous populations. This is why people-positive movies like Star Wars is more important than rebel moon
>no other group has done what whites have to indiginous populations.
>1835
>New Zealand
>Two Maori Iwi (tribes) form an alliance
>Together they take the First Mate of a European ship hostage
>They threaten to kill him, unless the Captain of the ship agreed to take 500 Maori, 70 tons of potato seeds and a couple of dozen pigs on board and sail them to the nearby Chatham Island
>The Captain of the ship agrees to do this to save his First Mate's life
>The Maori arrive at the Chatham Island
>Chatham Island already had inhabitants, the Moriori
>The Moriori were an off shot of the Maori that first settled Chatham Island some 300 years prior
>During that time, their culture developed several differences from the Maori
>Most notably, they became pacifists
>Through the last 100 or so years, the Moriori had had a number of peaceful interactions with Europeans, with some
>When the Maori first arrived on the island, the first Moriori peacefully welcomed them and cared for them
>This didn't stop the Maori from killing a 12 year old girl, eating her flesh and hanging her skin on poles on the beach
>Shortly after, another ship arrived with the remaining 400 Maori of the two Iwi
>Following their arrival, the Maori Chiefs began walking across island, informing all the Moriori that the island now belonged to the Maori and they (the Moriori) were now "vassals" of the Maori
>This lead to the Moriori having a council to decide what they would do about the Maori invaders
>The younger Moriori wanted to fight back
>But the older Moriori overruled them and decided that they should remain pacifists and accept Maori rule
>Despite the decision to submit to Maori rule, the Maori decided that the council was all the justification they needed to slaughter the Moriori
>In the initial fighting, more then 250 Moriori men, women and children were slaughtered and eaten
>Shortly after the Maori preformed a ritual that included staking out women and children on the beach and leaving them to die over the course of several days
>This was done to approximately 10% of the Moriori population
>What was left of the Moriori, were enslaved
>The Moriori slaves were forbidden from marrying or having children with each other
>They were also forbidden from speaking their own language and were instead forced to speak Maori
>The Moriori were treated so badly by their Maori masters that a European scientist who visited the Island described death as being a blessing for the Moriori
>In 1862 the British appointed resident magistrate outlawed slavery, freeing what remained of the Moriori
>Prior to the Maori invasion there were somewhere between 1500 and 2000 Moriori on Chatham Island
>By the time they were freed in 1862 there were only 101 full blood Moriori left
>Come the turn of the century there were only 12 full blood Moriori left on Chatham island
>The last full blood Moriori died in 1933
>Based on the percentage of the Moriori population killed, the Moriori genocide is considered one of the deadliest in history
diversity was their strength
internalized white supremacism
>They also see Zack Snyder and his fans as meat-heads that bully others, specially liberals.
Zack Snyder himself identifies as a liberal.
So does Joe rogan. Both of them are right wing by definition.
Snyder lying by saying hes a liberal when he supports gym bro ideoligies doesnt make him a liberal.
hes a right wing butthole
He campaigned for Joe Biden in 2020.
Okay? So he lies a lot to cover his ass? I wont t back down from my morals
>I wont t back down from my morals
But according to you, Snyder does all the time.
Right wingers dont have morals
Killing monarchs is ALWAYS correct.
bump
>they see the movie as an attack and an affront to Disney's Star Wars
They must really hate Star Wars, huh
you guys would literally defend the most woke, troony-pandering show in existence if you could somehow brainwash yourselves into thinking it's criticizing muh joos
>tfw kind of want to watch these movies but part 1 on braflix doesn't have any sound
Don't worry, five more films and they'll finally be good. Trust the plan.
just how much fricking bad bait is in this thread tho?
is it because it's saturday?
>gym bros cant watch movies
>i watch movies at 2x speed
>the british werent evil thru all of history
its the whole thread
Just wait for the 8 hours of slow mo farming coming soon
Disneysisters we won!
Watching it now, but I cannot believe how bad this is. Not in a fun way, the writing is making me cringe so much I might not even be able to finish it out of curiosity.
Aside from the unbearable writing, everything that's supossed to be fun in a sci-fi/fantasy, from the archetypes to the worldbuilding design (like the ships) is so generic, out-of-touch and uncool... It's like it was made by someone with unironically sub 60 IQ
I agree. He should have listened when Disney denied him
>It's like it was made by someone with unironically sub 60 IQ
yes it was made by a posturing aspiring intellectual with quran on his coffee table, how did you know
Didn’t he want to have Superman get raped at one point?
No, he wanted Batman to get raped in prison. Superman was going to get cucked by Lois who would give birth to Bruce Wayne's son.
Why couldn't they just go with that storyline where Superman has become a tool of the state and Batman has to come back as an elderly man and fight him? It would piss people off and all but at least it would be interesting.
It’s incredible how much worse it is. How did he pull this off.
>Doona Bae fricks a little boy
I will now watch your show
Was very disappointed there wasn't any notable lines like "I’m gonna tie you to a post and make you watch every day as she turns from a farm girl to a prostitute." at least there was the dude smacking the bell so that'll get some use
Holy shit this is bad. I feel like it should have been released straight to Rifftrax
Why did he get so gay for slo-mo?
My favorite thing about Man of Steel was the Kryptonians ragdolling people in real time to really showcase the speed/power when every other thing with superpower insists on putting that shit in slo-mo to kill any impact it has
I'm bummed these movies are bad because Zack and most of the actors seem like good people
People have been saying Part 2 is worse than Part 1, hard to believe, but they are right. It's almost unwatchable, and I thought Part 1 was bad. Cringe levels through the roof.
This is Psi btw....
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It’s impressive how much worse part 2 is. It’s just so boring and stupid. He really spent his load in part 1. At least they were hopping around to different locations with weird shit happening.
This whole scene where the villagers present gifts to the warriors is so shit, and now African Warrior General is about to sing his melancholy Proud Warrior Going Into Battle Song to a respectful and awe-inspired crowd good lord I think I'm done.
I totally forgot the part where Gorillaface the Magnificent sings a shitty song in a shitty Black persontongue.
>ngulug iaigneg gnggigngi ditisati ititinig at tuatinigit gnig gnig gnug gnug
yeh frick off Zach Snygger
i don't care. didn't even read the OP. just saw the thread and wanted to say that i have no idea what it is about, haven't watched a single trailer, but i heard that Snyders deal is for a multi film deal with his own unrated DCs following at a later date. that's what i'm waiting for.
So, he's done, right?
I feel there's no recovering from this, even the die-hard snydergays are amazed at how bad it is
I doubt it's any worse than his usual tripe they will talk themselves into loving the r rated frick bombs and bloody deaths
No, it's much worse. Part 1 is a masterpiece compared to this shit
I like Zack as a person and his enthusiasm but really don't like his movies. I hope he gets better at it.
A toast to Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver!
*tink* *tink*
what g-shock is that?
That dude's hand is giant!
>make a space opera about uh... farming wheat
Bravo Zack
these gay ass farming songs are killing me
Go Woke, Go Broke
The Saargiver
I don't believe you. Everyone trashed the first movie and it ended being good.
ok racist fanboy