Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe

Coomerbros...are we ready?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can i marry you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      breasts or gtfo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys troony

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love her

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NC17 rating.
    Coomer bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It could be for gore, like if her overdose scene is really graphic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NC17 rating.
        Coomer bros...

        Kennedy dp rape scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Always

          Kennedy brothers running a train on her, I can't wait for it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Always

          Kennedy brothers running a train on her, I can't wait for it.

          Was it ever confirmed that JFK actually had an affair with her, or did people just speculate that because she sang him a sexy happy birthday?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure he and his brother broth did while she was also dating Mafia boss Sam Giancana.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              both*
              Broth maybe works too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, I just want to see sex on screen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't there supposedly a hidden camera film of her performing oral on a man who supposedly JFK? You cant see his face and the film is in a private collection and has never been seen publicly.

            Supposedly she got depressed and ended up killing herself after the Kennedy's stopped talking to her. They were worried the affair would be exposed during the election.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            rfk was rumored to be in his feelings because he fricked her too, but jfk was jfk and cucked him in every other way

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Awww yes Robert hahdah hahdah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw it's for DiMaggio's giant dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We just know it's gonna be much-welcomed nudity, perhaps frontal

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme guess she still has her Hispanic accent and will ruin the immersion

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute be she's too thin and her breasts as seen in the "Wasp Network" movie to not look like Marilyn's breasts. This difference of breasts os why i wil not be watching this new movie.

    Also, it's time that Hollywood replace Marilyn with a Disabled Black Trans Woman in a wheel chair and stop promoting white women and white supremacy as the standard of beauty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed fat dds or bigger are kino

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did her English get any better?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    always ready for more Ana de Armas coomkino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, I haven't jerked my little neener in weeks, building up big goo for this movie

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd literally take a shot to save ana de armas if needed for so much I love her, but I still think this was bad casting

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moronic casting decision, I refuse to watch such poor direction.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yessir i'll get right on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit feet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What movie is this scene from? Been looking for it for ages

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Faraday (2013)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She's whiter than most Americans

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not Julia Garner
    Dropped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Julia Garner looks like a fricking goblin with that chin lolololol

      Captcha: SWAGM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and?
        Ana is better looking than the real Marilyn

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    A hot cubano sandwich with ham, pickles and dijon mayo.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nectar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO you take my daughter's pink cotton unicorn panties that cling perfectly to your shaved labia OFF RIGHT NOW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure what your point is. Would you not also be horrified at the juxtaposition?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes haha

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dried Ben Affleck cum.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only do Asian or white, never Hispanic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yellow fever gay
      Yikes, I'd much rather frick a human than a bug, thank you very much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'd rather frick a bigger tha---sorry lmfao can't finish that sentence without pissing myself laughing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'd rather frick a bigger tha---sorry lmfao can't finish that sentence without pissing myself laughing.

        >Bigger
        Frick phoneposting nooooo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Yellow fever gay is also a phonepleb
          Imagine my shock.
          What did you mean to say? You'd rather frick a Black person than a cute beaner?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, cool it with the racist remarks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gross

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible casting but very excited

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they doing this. Either you cast a random no-name that looks exactly like her or you dont do the movie
    Ana is her own type of cute, she's not marilyn monroe she looks nothing like her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being Netflix, it could have been a lot darker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marilyn was one of a kind.
      I saw 8 of her movies and no actress could replace her.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter Schafer would have unironically made a better Monroe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No but he'd be a serviceable Kurt Cobain

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, pretty face with no chops to play pretty face with no chops. Dare we say: kino, gentlemen?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf? she's a spic!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ana waifu
    >find Monroe unattractive
    What do I think about Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe, Cinemaphile?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >looks nothing like her
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And that’s a good thing.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mariyn Monroe of English, Irish, Welsh decent

    >Hollywood casts a brown Latina.

    Okay.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    miscast as frick.
    At least cast someone with some curves, lmao

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