Does anyone else get the feeling that Hollywood has been shoving the same three actors into every movie, because they're running out of talent? They literally have nobody left but rat-faced nepo babies and mysterious brown creatures caught in the wilds of LA, so they're getting very desperate with the few delusional blacks/whites they can hook in.
>But AI will fix it.
They're currently raping AI as we speak into a bland unimaginative burden whose "true" potential is only available to the rich and connected. Use your brain and ask yourself if ours is a world where somebody can design a movie around Taylor Swift getting fricked in the ass.
>The ~~*elites*~~ would never just let people communicate between each other anonymously on online image boards >No, centralized broadcast media is here forever, get used to it
>The ~~*elites*~~ would never just let people communicate between each other anonymously on online image boards >No, centralized broadcast media is here forever, get used to it
You morons probably think twitch makes money. It doesnt. Neither does Cinemaphile. It has heavy government and business subsidies, just like the PR AI you have been using. Its to make sure you chuddies keep being incels. Good work you moronic homosexuals
giving you random slop that caters exactly to your own tastes isn't kino. People who are pro-AI are anti-art and destroying art just because you're eternally butthurt about the Last Jedi is pathetic
There's plenty of good movies still being made, just watch things that aren't capeshit. Every moron who's pro-AI was just permanently wounded by some big-budget franchise movie not living up to their headcanon and/or they're made about Black folk and women being in movies
>there's no way for old israeli pedos to stop
Haha, just you wait. They will label your art as a hate crime and devote massive FBI task forces to kicking in doors with flash bang grenades and killing every pet in your house before giving you 10 or so years in federal prison.
They still have the authority and the guns. If they can kick in church doors for protesting abortions, then your little, one bedroom apartment door will be no problem for them and nobody will come to your rescue.
>Does anyone else get the feeling that Hollywood has been shoving the same three actors into every movie, because they're running out of talent?
Humorously, this is also true of professional porn
It's not like there isn't talent out there, but the industry has made it clear that they are casting people based on name and background over talent and capability.
They ARE drastically changing the story. Alia is not born as there is no timeskip in the movie, Alia communicates with her mother through the womb and appears in Paul's visions as an adult. Jessica is the one who kills the Baron.
I will admit that toddler Alia killing the baron is kind of silly visually but that's a pretty drastic change
I assume they're not going to have Paul's first son die then
nah its not that complicated, she's playing an older alia that paul sees in one of his visions during the water of life. biggest change is that jessica is pregnant the whole movie but is sentient and talks from the womb. so she won't kill the baron
Even worst in the sequel novel when Ali has the knowledge of countless generations and is going through her hormonal teen years and is a fricking monster.
Paul states bluntly "I will have to find this one a mate soon."
It's not like they were not ways around it. You could cast a very young looking child actor that's past their toddler years but pre-teen and either extend the time jump or have it so she has been physiologically altered beyond the mind. She has grown at a faster rate than a normal child. Also pathetic how Paul looks the exact same in 2 as he did in 1. The books make a point of his physical transformation after he lives with the fremen and becomes a gureilla leader.
Walken is an odd casting decision too. I don't know why adaptions seem intent on making the Emperor look so old. He only looked 40ish in the novel. My choice for Shaddam was James Callis anyhow. He can pull of the regality and rage/air of authority when in control and then the impotent rage and shocked indignancy when he's lost.
>ᑐᑌᑎᑕ ᑐᑌᑎᑕ ᑐᑌᑎᑕ
Duncachino
Cinemaphile still simping for this scarecrow? baka
She was cute before she bogged herself and lost all of that weight. She peaked in Glass.
Does anyone else get the feeling that Hollywood has been shoving the same three actors into every movie, because they're running out of talent? They literally have nobody left but rat-faced nepo babies and mysterious brown creatures caught in the wilds of LA, so they're getting very desperate with the few delusional blacks/whites they can hook in.
It's not just your impression. But AI will fix it.
>But AI will fix it.
They're currently raping AI as we speak into a bland unimaginative burden whose "true" potential is only available to the rich and connected. Use your brain and ask yourself if ours is a world where somebody can design a movie around Taylor Swift getting fricked in the ass.
>The ~~*elites*~~ would never just let people communicate between each other anonymously on online image boards
>No, centralized broadcast media is here forever, get used to it
Man, I really do want to believe you but we're dealing with white women here, they hold an infinite capacity for petty spite.
Just don't let them blackpill you into thinking there are no limits to their power.
You're anonymous to the other posters, not the intelligence agencies that monitor this place
You morons probably think twitch makes money. It doesnt. Neither does Cinemaphile. It has heavy government and business subsidies, just like the PR AI you have been using. Its to make sure you chuddies keep being incels. Good work you moronic homosexuals
>AI will bring kino back to the people
giving you random slop that caters exactly to your own tastes isn't kino. People who are pro-AI are anti-art and destroying art just because you're eternally butthurt about the Last Jedi is pathetic
0/10, almost got me to reply
All you need to do is prove that art still deserves a place at the table.
There's plenty of good movies still being made, just watch things that aren't capeshit. Every moron who's pro-AI was just permanently wounded by some big-budget franchise movie not living up to their headcanon and/or they're made about Black folk and women being in movies
>there's no way for old israeli pedos to stop
Haha, just you wait. They will label your art as a hate crime and devote massive FBI task forces to kicking in doors with flash bang grenades and killing every pet in your house before giving you 10 or so years in federal prison.
They aren't competent enough for that anymore
They still have the authority and the guns. If they can kick in church doors for protesting abortions, then your little, one bedroom apartment door will be no problem for them and nobody will come to your rescue.
He's doing the thing
Huh you're right
I'll believe the limits when I see them...
You see them every day moron kek
such as?
>Does anyone else get the feeling that Hollywood has been shoving the same three actors into every movie, because they're running out of talent?
Humorously, this is also true of professional porn
Porn lost most of their talent to onlyfans, I guess movies are having a harder time finding women now they can't rape them into a job
It's not like there isn't talent out there, but the industry has made it clear that they are casting people based on name and background over talent and capability.
Everything went downhill when they took The Harvester down
AYYBROS GET THE FRICK IN HERE
Sweet Jesus
Phillipbros, our response?
>those hands
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
I mean she does look like she came from outer space so it's perfect for her.
>movie is gonna flop
>reveal your surprise casting choice
>it's box office poison
>Anna dressed as ET
>Zendaya dressed as C3PO
Do they know what Dune is?
Honestly, it looks better than the soulless movie costumes
hot
>Make it wider
>Wider
>Wider, again.
I guarantee that this is the role that Elle Fanning was seething about that she didn’t get
>How Anya Got Her Cheeks Back
How come these ugly memeactors no one actually likes keep getting cast in everything?
can't wait until a.i. takes over so that we never have to see these resting b***h face zoomers again
SHE PLAYS PAUL'S SISTER!!!!
Alia? then its a great choice and she will be busy in the next movie
Alia is like 3 years old at the end of the book
Yeah and Paul is like 17
Why is she wearing a condom?
Safe sexo
But she's not pretty anymore.
I can't stop farting i'm so excited bros
Nice, it only needs the Goose and Walton Goggins in some roles to make it a 11/10
M-MIETA!
somebody call up pedro pascal to get him in on this and we'll have a real who's who of obnoxiously oversaturated actors
Thread theme:
more of a jingle, innit?
They would be drastically changing the story if she was going to play Alia. Alia is only a child at the end of the first book.
That means she will probably play the Fremen Reverend Mother Ramallo.
They ARE drastically changing the story. Alia is not born as there is no timeskip in the movie, Alia communicates with her mother through the womb and appears in Paul's visions as an adult. Jessica is the one who kills the Baron.
I don't think even villainouef could make a fricking baby jumping around and killing a grown man not look moronic, probably for the best
She wasn't a baby when she killed the Baron.
>Jumping around
The baron grabs her and she scratches him with the needle. No jumping around required.
I suppose they are hedging their bets for Children of Dune, then.
>I suppose they are hedging their bets for Children of Dune
“Buckaroo Banzai will return in Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League.”
>MACHETE WILL RETURN IN : MACHETE KILLS
wouldn't get my hopes up
I will admit that toddler Alia killing the baron is kind of silly visually but that's a pretty drastic change
I assume they're not going to have Paul's first son die then
It may be silly, but sci-fi is supposed to be different from the usual.
Alia is fully of adult mind as soon as she is born so she should be able to walk and use a knife before the age of 2.
>he doesn't know
Consider the story changed, dumbass.
nah its not that complicated, she's playing an older alia that paul sees in one of his visions during the water of life. biggest change is that jessica is pregnant the whole movie but is sentient and talks from the womb. so she won't kill the baron
Great. More mexicans and amerimuts larping in my hadji kino
Why wasn't she cast as Irulan?
Fish face
Did she get her buccal fat back?? Or is it just fortunate lighting?
She's puffing her cheeks
did they fix her cheeks?
Get back to your call centre Pajeet.
>actual Irulean
Short Pig, quick
Is there single decent casting choice in this shitshow?
Yes
I knew Villekek would not adapt Alia. That's too silly for his "serious" capeshit.
Disappointing too because the uncomfortable image of an adult woman's mind in a toddler's body is one of the things that makes Dune such good sci-fi.
Even worst in the sequel novel when Ali has the knowledge of countless generations and is going through her hormonal teen years and is a fricking monster.
Paul states bluntly "I will have to find this one a mate soon."
It's not like they were not ways around it. You could cast a very young looking child actor that's past their toddler years but pre-teen and either extend the time jump or have it so she has been physiologically altered beyond the mind. She has grown at a faster rate than a normal child. Also pathetic how Paul looks the exact same in 2 as he did in 1. The books make a point of his physical transformation after he lives with the fremen and becomes a gureilla leader.
Walken is an odd casting decision too. I don't know why adaptions seem intent on making the Emperor look so old. He only looked 40ish in the novel. My choice for Shaddam was James Callis anyhow. He can pull of the regality and rage/air of authority when in control and then the impotent rage and shocked indignancy when he's lost.
yeah that would be sick. he's just not high profile enough in hollywood.
is she playing the sandworm
WHITE SHARIA NOW
Anya is a queen
she'll play the wisecracking alien that gives Paul advice, that only he can see
>hype
>for Villenuredditslop
loool homosexuals
B U C C A L E D
>Buccening gets less pronounced It's probably cocaine to begin with
>Goes back to the A-list
She's still the best zoomer actress by a longshot
>Beats the bucc wall
I KNEEL
She'll be the navigator in the teaser for DUNC 3: Messiah
should have been irulan
Everyone in House Atredies needs to be attractive though