Anakin never had a Padawan.
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he trained your mom quite hard
says who, chud?
All 6 Star Wars movies.
those arent canon
Sensible Canon:
Star Wars, ESB, RotJ
George Canon:
I, II, III, IV, V, VI
Fanfiction:
Literally everything else
Yes, he did.
>GEORGE LUCAS: Anakin and Obi-Wan have a great relationship, but we’ve seen their dynamic in the movies. In the “STAR WARS” films, there’s a tradition of someone being taken on an amazing journey and learning to become a Jedi — Luke was a farm boy swept up in the Rebel Alliance. Anakin was a little boy on Tatooine. In “THE CLONE WARS,” Anakin is no longer a Padawan. He’s a Jedi. So Ahsoka takes on that role of the younger person who is being taught, who adds the dynamic that a “student” brings to the story. We bounced back and forth on a lot of ideas about her — would she be human or alien, male or female? We thought a girl would be just more fun to have in the story.
>George Lucas: [With Ahsoka] I wanted to develop a character who would help Anakin settle down. He's a wild child after [Attack of the Clones]. He and Obi Wan don't get along. So we wanted to look at how Anakin and Obi-Wan become friends, partners, a team. When you become a parent or you become a teacher you have to become more responsible. I wanted to force Anakin into that role of responsibility, into that juxtaposition. I have a couple of daughters so I have experience with that situation. I said instead of a guy let's make her a girl. Teenage girls are just as hard to deal with as teenage boys are.
>Ahsoka was created, says Lucas, "Because I needed to mature Anakin. The best way to get somebody to become responsible and mature is to have them become a parent or a teacher. You have to think about what you're doing and set an example. You look at your behavior and the way you do things much differently. The idea was to use her to make Anakin become more mature. We've made her a more extreme version of what Anakin was — a little out there, independent, vital and full of life, but even more so. He gets a little dose of his own medicine."
Cope, seethe, dilate, etc.
>make her skirt shorter
>give her a tube top
>make her younger
I wonder what it's look to goon with George. Imagine the shit he has in his collection.
No, he didn't.
He did have a secret apprentice when he was Vader, though.
Starkiller sucks but the concept is kino.
What's the best version of Force Unleashed? PS3 or PSP
The PSP version is playable but tremendously downscaled. I played the PS3 version and it was fine, although I haven't tried getting the PC version optimized yet. Apparently theirs some community mods and fixes for it that are considered must-have.
I want the PC version but yeah I hear it runs like shit
vader had like twenty secret apprentices
Are you talking about the Inquisitorious or something from the EU? The Emperor knew about the Inquisitorious, it was partially to keep Vader off his own back, the idea he could be supplanted.
Lumiya and others
I want to frick that alien teenager
>le George said so
George recently said that only the 6 movies are his canon.
Looks like you lost.
Nope. He was asked about the sequel trilogy movies specifically, and he answered specifically in regards to the feature films. Keep coping, EUtroony.
Nice cope. Your views don't align with Lucas' anymore and you have no credibility.
Concession accepted, EUnuch.
Enjoy your Disney shit pile. You earned it, buddy.
Still not canon sorry chud you can squeal all you want
Why is this stinky mouseBlack person replying to me hours later?
You know, with how bizarre and stupid 'somehow, Darth Maul returned' was, how come uld we surprised that Palpatine did the same? It's like pottery.
Darth Maul simply never died. He physically survived his injuries, just like Anakin on Mustafar. He didn't "somehow returned," and Lucas explained his "return" in Clone Wars. Palpatine was quite literally vaporized. There was no way out of him. The Sith are incapable of "transferring souls" or having any kind of consciousness manifestation after death. They fundamentally cannot grasp it, which is one of the fundamental themes of Star Wars. That's besides the fact that Palpatine's return fundamentally undid the entire point of Star Wars and Anakin's entire character arc, only to hand it to Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert power fantasy, who beat Palpatine with TWO lightsabers.
>Lucas explained his "return" in Clone Wars.
No, Filoni did. Lucas just told him to make him return and when Filoni asked how does that work Lucas replied with "I don't know, figure it out."
Darth Maul returning doesn't really matter because killing him or not killing him does not undo literally every single meaningful action any character took prior to Episode VII.
Surviving being bisected through sheer hate and space magic is more lore friendly than Palps being thrown down an open reactor without explaining the essence transfer shit -- from the EU.
Surviving a fall from that high on top of being bisected isn't lore friendly though.
He never mentioned Ahsoka when talking about his ST, sounds like it's you who's coping.
>that picture
Holy shit, George's movies would have been terrible. What made the prequels "work" is that even though they're bad movies, they have a unique identity, thematically, tonally and aesthetically. But it sounds like his plan was just to have old Carry Fisher and Mark Hamill sitting around building schools and shit while their kids visit locations from the other movies. It would still probably be better than Disney but damn, this series really was doomed.
No, it would have been a perfect logical conclusion to the saga. A perfect circle. And I am more than certain it would have been visually distinct and interesting, as opposed to... this.
>it would have been a perfect logical conclusion to the saga
A logical conclusion is Return of the Jedi.
Those text clips obviously look more like a backdrop and set up to a setting rather than the details of its story.
Imagine caring and writing this much about a TV show made for literal children. You have a short beard, glasses, don't work out, and own funko pops. I'm not asking, I'm saying that's what you're like as a person and it's pathetic.
Like an endless porno, Luke.
Such a cringy fanfic-tier character. Yeah, this character who has an extremely deep connection to the most important character of films has never once been alluded to before. I will never watch anything with this ugly b***h in it.
>Such a cringy fanfic-tier character. Yeah, this character who has an extremely deep connection to the most important character of films has never once been alluded to before.
Wow, just like Qui-Gon? This never-before mentioned in the OT actual master of Obi-Wan, despite the movies explicitly saying that it was Yoda? Wew, lad. The first jedi ever to discover force ghosting and the only Jedi to have faith in Anakin. What a cringe fanfic. Oh, wait.
George's mainline movies > some cowboy hat manchild's favorite orange troony
>gay cowboy introduces time travel into Star Wars so his orange OC doesn't die
not time travel
why does he wear that dumbass hat, homie please just focus on star wars instead of larping as a cowboy
Ahsoka was created by George Lucas.
See:
The Clone Wars is a show of George Lucas, created and executive produced by him.
Trannies seem to live rent-free in your head, take a break from /misc/ - you've completely rotten your brain.
>Ahsoka was created by George Lucas.
She was co-created by Lucas and Filoni. For example Filoni was the one figuring out her design. He's talked about how he pushed for one particular pattern for her facial markings and Lucas approved.
Who was Luke’s master? Yoda or Kenobi? According to you it’s an either or. Dilate
I hate the prequels, too.
>Wow, just like Qui-Gon?
The difference is that Qui-Gon fricking died in the same movie where he was introduced, so his presence didn't intrude on the existing canon.
Ahsoka would be fine if she got killed during the Clone Wars, right before Revenge of the Sith.
Qui-Gon is a force ghost. Why didn't he appear in the OT?
Easy, he had nothing left to teach Obi-Wan and Yoda and became one with the force.
The existence of Qui-Gon made Obi-Wan very boring in the prequels.
George Lucas also made the prequels.
Yes, and?
George Lucas canon, also known as true Star Wars:
The PT
The Clone Wars feature film and series
The OT (special editions)
The ST treatments
The EU and Disney are both one and the same: fanfiction that doesn't matter.
More like TCW and Disney are one in the same.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, eternally assblasted EUgay. I am truly sorry you've wasted your life away on fanfiction that never mattered.
I sleep very well knowing all my opinions are correct and all you can do is wet yourself in retort.
>george designed sexy cleopatra
Cringe
cringe
Barely legal in most systems
Cringe.
I kneel.
We did not deserve George. I am sorry.
cringe
>got BTFO
>samegays his own post
L e L
This miniseries was terrific though. I liked Bar-Kooda and the magician.
Cam Kennedy was an amazing artist
Imagine obsessing in your head over what counts as "true" in a fictional world. And you don't even pick any of the supplemental material. What is the purpose at all at that point? Literally the only use in ever thinking about it is trying to find what extra shit is truest to the source material. It's more sensible just to say "canon is bullshit"
If you're just blindly consuming it because its pretty laser swords and space battles its fun to just watch and not really think too hard about what's going on on the screen.
It's interesting to see a former money printer of an IP turn into just forgettable low-effort slop though.
I like that last panel
Feels subtly otherworldly
Ever had one of these days?
no
Considering how prevalent zoom meetings are for work now, this might be happening right now.
Correct. It's completely nonsensical for his characterization and story. Ashoka only exists because Star Wars wanted to aim more supplemental content at kids.
What's the reasoning behind that remark?
Because trying to make Anakin into some responsible wiser teacher figure (which is just a flimsy excuse to justify Ahsoka's existence) is completely antithetical to irresponsible, hot headed closed-off Anakin we see in episode III.
George can try to justify all he wants but the modus operandi of the prequels was always to shit out an avalanche of supplemental content to advertise to kids better. TCW was part of that.
Anakin is not portrayed as wise in the Clone Wars, have you even seen it?
was created, says Lucas, "Because I needed to mature Anakin. The best way to get somebody to become responsible and mature is to have them become a parent or a teacher. You have to think about what you're doing and set an example. You look at your behavior and the way you do things much differently. The idea was to use her to make Anakin become more mature.
So you're shit shitposting.
>yes massas
are there any laws against plapping underage aliens in the Star Wars universe?
No.
are there any laws against smacking some underage alien butt in public?
>Luke, did I ever tell you..
imagine being an intern and having to train another intern
>Luke, did i ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilised age.
>She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
>Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars and once in a while we'd have the whole 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi "training" of course.
>In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you'd get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid flights as she'd do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half.
>It was surreal.
>We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea.
>And she was a good friend.
Why does anakin block like that? He would always guard with his saber behind him. Is that a legit fencing move?
No. Nothing in Star Wars is legit.
no its dumb, so are spins and so are all the times they block behind them
Never take lightsaber dueling advice from a guy with one hand
It's a hanging guard and they are used in longsword fencing
>Anakin never had a Padawan.
Prove he did. You can't.
George Lucas said so. Now stop coping and seething.
We're not talking about what George said.
Prove Anakin had a Padawan. You can't.
>We're not talking about what George said
this is the eternal schism. on one side: purists who only accept OT, PT and EU. on the other side: gay gays
>OT, PT, and EU
There is nothing pure about that lmfao
There are 3 movies, thats it.
Whatever you say StarTard
Only Genndy's Clone Wars are canon
>t. redditor
Astroturf. Original Clone Wars are Cinemaphile approved, while TCW is tailor-made for redditors.
Cinemaphile here, the original clone wars was flash cartoon newgrounds-tier garbage, and the only good that came out of it was George deciding to make the actual Clone Wars show himself.
Wrong.
>t. the real Cinemaphile
I'm George Lucas and only the 6 films are canon.
Deal with it.
Uhhhh no
*insert zoomer buzzword to show how displeased I am
Agreed. There's canon (the first six movies), there's soft canon (the EU books), there's fanfiction (Filoni magical realm/waifu shit) and then there's toilet waste (disney grade fanfiction).
Incorrect. The EU isn't even soft canon. It's a parallel world. It was never canon. The Clone Wars series is official George Lucas canon and a part of his Star Wars world.
See:
>"I am the father of our Star Wars movie world - the filmed entertainment, the features and now the animated film and television series,” he says. “And I’m going to do a live-action television series. Those are all things I am very involved in: I set them up and I train the people and I go through them all. I’m the father; that’s my work. Then we have the licensing group, which does the games, toys and books, and all that other stuff. I call that the son - and the son does pretty much what he wants.” He laughs. “Once in a while, they ask a question like ‘Can we kill off Yoda?’, things like that, but it’s very loose. Then we have the third group, the holy ghost, which is the bloggers and fans. They have created their own world. I worry about the father’s world. The son and holy ghost can go their own way."—George Lucas: Mr Emperor strikes back
>George Lucas: I haven’t limited myself with what stories I’ve wanted to tell; this is Star Wars, and I don’t make a distinction between [The Clone Wars] series and the films. It’s just a different format and a different delivery.
>Furthermore, there would be no cherry-picking the series; a network had to take all twenty-two episodes or lose out altogether. “It’s much easier for me to just do the show I want, [then] say, ‘Here it is, do you wish to license it or not?’” Lucas said with only a hint of exasperation. “That’s it. There’s no notes, no comments. I don’t care what your opinion is. You either put it on the air or you don’t.”
Deal with it, sissy.
I'm George Lucas and I've changed my mind on all of this.
I'm George Lucas and this imposter is a homosexual.
Of course you are.
Real Star Wars fans can meme. Why can't you, I wonder?
What the frick happened to his neck? He was such a chad. Don't give me the muh aging bullshit because he transformed into a toad.
So much effort just to try to get consumers to accept disney-brand Ahsoka.
Ahsoka has always been Disney brand.
Perhaps so, its why she shouldn't be regarded as canon. Whatever counts as EU canon at best. Along with the everything else in the clone wars tv show and the ewok movies.
Anakin was betrayed and murdered by Obi-Wan's pupil, Darth Vader.
>Anakin never had a Padawan.
Correct
Daily reminder, that KOTOR never happened. It was made up by fans, or somebody.
>George Lucas: Everybody said, “Oh, well, there was a war between the Jedi and the Sith.” Well, that never happened. That’s just made up by fans or somebody. What really happened is, the Sith ruled the universe for a while, 2000 years ago. Each Sith has an apprentice, but the problem was, each Sith Lord got to be powerful. And the Sith Lords would try to kill each other because they all wanted to be the most powerful. So in the end they killed each other off, and there wasn’t anything left. So the idea is that when you have a Sith Lord, and he has an apprentice, the apprentice is always trying to recruit somebody to join him, because he’s not strong enough, usually, so that he can kill his master. That’s why I call it a Rule of Two — there’s only two Sith Lords. There can’t be any more because they kill each other. They’re not smart enough to realize that if they do that, they’re going to wipe themselves out. Which is exactly what they did.
Kotor 1 is the only good thing about that series. 2 is edgy fanfiction and the mmo is shit.
KOTOR 1 isn't even good. It's The Force Awakens of its time: cheap thrill ride that ripped off key moments from the movies, ripped off the aesthetics, while its original designs are all ugly as sin. It's only popular because it's the first Star Wars RPG. But at its core it's just that: poor fanfiction that isn't good.
>KOTOR 1 isn't even good. It's The Force Awakens of its time
Go frick yourself!
Starkiller was stupid even for the time since it messed with the plots of 3 and 4.
Kotor is set so far in the past it doesn't matter what crazy shit they do.
KOTOR is dbz tier frickin nonsense with bullshit like light side jedi being able to fricking force choke or electrocute people. Its dumb as all frick obvious fanfiction.
Luke force choked people though.
This can be said of all Star Wars videogames and the EU in general. It's nothing more than a cash grab fanfiction that missed the point of Lucas' Star Wars entirely. Its purpose is nothing more than a merchandise for gullible consumers who would consume any slop with a SW logo on it, written by literally who third grade failed sci-fi writers.
at least that stuff took the OT and added a lot of depth to it. disney era shit is just hollow regurgitation.
And? That's cool.
We really need to get these feminized twerps out of Star Wars.
But male power fantasies are bad. We need more Asoka girl power.
>And? That's cool.
Okay, slopper.
You shouldn't dox yourself.
>(s) he says on a thread about Star Wars
Truth.
KotOR is the only good Star Wars tbh
>verification not required
I don't get it, how can Anakin have a padawan, if he is still one himself. As I recall him never getting the title of jedi master was a major plot point of 3rd episode.
He was no longer a Padawan after Attack of the Clones. He was a Jedi Knight, and he was a Jedi Knight throughout the entire war and in Revenge of the Sith. Pay attention next time. Jedi Knights get their own Padawans. In order to obtain the rank of a Jedi Master, a Jedi Knight has to train a Padawn to Knighthood. Like Obi-Wan was a Jedi Knight in AOTC and then became a Jedi Master when Anakin became a Jedi Knight.
How come this Lucasgay never wants to argue with OT purists
>COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
why haven't they done another fast paced lightsaber duel like rots? I guarantee people will like the new stuff better if they start focusing on large scale saber duels, jedi vs sith, sith vs sith, jedi and sith vs giant robot or alien threat so they have to team up, the series is dead already so why not
She was fine in The Clone Wars. Should have just had her disappear into the wilderness after leaving the order.
Correct and true. Ahsoka is more out of place than midichlorians, helicopter blades and Mary Poppins Leia (all of which should not be in the series at all).
midichlorians were poorly handled but they're a good idea.
you can't have a universe where some people have supernatural abilities that are easily documented AND have characters like Han Solo that don't believe in that power UNLESS you provide a logical scientific explanation for those powers.
midichlorians improve the original films by providing a solid explanation why people can disbelieve in the jedi religion despite their incredible abilities.
>you can't have a universe where some people have supernatural abilities that are easily documented AND have characters like Han Solo that don't believe in that power UNLESS you provide a logical scientific explanation for those powers.
That doesn't make sense. If there's a scientific explanation for the force, there is even less reason for Han Solo not to believe it. More to the point, who cares? Who fricking cares if there's a scientific explanation or not? That completely goes against the free spirit of the original films. Star Wars is a romantic space fantasy, it isn't about the finickity little details of how everything works. At least not until mouthbreathing autists started insisting every little thing needed a wikipedia page.
Are you unable to understand the distinction between believing that some people have powers because of a scientific phenomenon vs. believing people have powers because of space magic?
I thought this was common sense?
The only people that give a shit about orange buttcheeks are zoomers and the casual female audience that doesn't actually pay attention but has to keep up their lol so nerdy facade to get attention and money from zoomers.
>emotionally unstable, ridiculously powerful, superficially arrogant, PTSD maniac Anakin
>council that doesn't trust him decides they will give him a frickbait padawan to download all of his fricked-upness onto
What did Jedi Grand Master Yoda mean by this?
they tried to get him interested in younger girls.
unstable
t b f, he never acted that way in front of the council or anyone, really - the one time he acted "emotionally unstable" was when his mum was killed, and that was only in front of Padme - and no one else knew about this
arrogant
"A flaw more and more common amongst the Jedi. Too sure of themselves they are, old and young." Pretty sure Yoda said that in Ep II.
that doesn't trust him
They didn't trust him only in Ep III, because he was too close with the Chancellor, and the Chancellor essentially put him on the Council, circumventing the Jedi protocol as his inside man. In Ep II, Mace Windu himself urged Obi-Wan to have faith in Anakin, and they were comfortable with sending him on a mission.
>>give him a frickbait padawan to download all of his fricked-upness onto
>What did Jedi Grand Master Yoda mean by this?
Sometimes all you need is a tight exotic alien pussy... But seriously, Yoda sensed that Anakin was in pain in Ep II, and by giving him a Padawan to take care of he was hoping that it would teach him responsibility and, eventually, letting go of attachments, by successfully training her to protect herself and letting her grow beyond him and move forward in life - something Anakin struggled with.
>The name "A-shoka" literally means "without sorrow". According to an Ashokavadana legend, his mother gave him this name because his birth removed her sorrows.
Bravo, George.
>Yoda sensed that Anakin was in pain in Ep II, and by giving him a Padawan to take care of he was hoping that it would teach him responsibility and, eventually, letting go of attachments
That's moronic, like trying to teach a pyromaniac how to be a fireman by giving him his own bucket of lighter fluid.
He had two, Ashoka, and Star Killer.
Star Wars ended in 1983.
Actual Official Star Wars Canon: OT, Dark Forces/Jedi Knight games, X-Wing/TIE Fighter games and that's it.
Where the frick was ahsoka in episode III?
Not existing, as she should be.
On Mandalore.
Seems a bit weird to have such an important character completely missing all of a sudden, no?
No. Watch the show.