Seriously. Who the frick talks like this? It's like the Emilia Clarke school of I'M ACTING. People wanted her to win all the awards for GOT too and they gave it to Jodie Comer, a real actress.
As someone who deals with acute psychosis patients and has given metric frickloads of haldol, ketamine, diazepam, lorazepam, etc. she did a pretty decent job of acting fricking nuts.
>can't cope with Vision's death in Infinity War >uses her witchcraft to create a fake town with a fake family and fake children >gets lost in the fantasy >gets exposed and decides to drop the spell >last few minutes of the show she finds an ancient book of evil magic that turns her into the villain you see in this movie
That's all you need to know.
The movie tries very hard to not acknowledge Vision for some asinine reason. You only get one mention. I guess they didn't want to figure out how alt-Wanda had children with a robot but they also didn't want to imply the father was someone else so they decided to not mention any father at all.
White Vision isn't her Vision, just some soulless knockoff SWORD made in his image. Also she has no idea White Vision and the copy she made had that moment where they shared memories in the library. She didn't know a version of him is back. No doubt we'll now have some tragic scene of White Vision finding out shes dead in a future movie or show.
and endgame... and infinity war... and spiderman 3... and dr strange 1... and what-if... and have some basic knowledge of comic books from 40 years ago...
Wandavision is pretty useless. All you need to know is that Vision has been resurrected but doesn't know how to feel about his existence now and Wanda got a bad book that making her evil.
The entire series is her inability to cope with visions death and replacing it with an obsession with children she never had together with him. She keeps trying to hold on to fragments of their life together, even the imaginary ones. She gets the Darkhold during Wandavision. Even after credits scene at the end of Wandavision shows her further descent into madness and leads directly into Strange showing up at her orchard.
I think part of the problem is that the Darkhold wasn't presented as overtly evil in Wandavision- which is probably deliberate in some respect because why would Wanda start using it if she knew what it could do. But we as the audience just think Agatha is a b***h and she has a cool book that Wanda is destined for. So people that don't know what it is look at the post credits scene and think 'oh cool, she's going to learn more magic' rather than 'oh shit she's going to be corrupted'.
Even if you're not familiar with the comics you could infer the book was bad. Agatha had it and she was fricking nuts. Ergo, don't mess with the bad book.
Still ignores her character's development from wandavision
That was the point, she didn't get any true development. She sort of moved past visions death but replaced it with the kids. She just keeps getting worse until it did her in.
>Even if you're not familiar with the comics you could infer the book was bad. Agatha had it and she was fricking nuts. Ergo, don't mess with the bad book.
Again that wasn't enough for everyone. They don't allude to the fact that Agatha is corrupted by it, or that it influenced her in any way- like in the coven scene it would have been a perfect replacement for the vague bad thing she did that angered the other witches.
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Which is why they explained what it did, and its origins, in Universe of Madness
Because shes that powerful. She almost soloed Thanos if he hadn't b***hed out. Her power is bending reality. If she can think it, she can probably make it happen. In the comics they had an event where she went insane and as a result all the laws of the universe fell apart.
Watched it twice. I think she is the best part. Strange variants needed more air time. Amerimexican needed not to even be in the film. But Wanda was on point most of the time. Having the Illuminati seemed pointless. They were shit. If they spent the entire movie with just Strange and Wanda it would have been top tier.
I got to the part where the mutt asks the strange man doctor if he has had any experience with the multiverse and he turns to the camera, drinks from a can of coke and says "oh, you could say, hehehe, we've had some run ins", then he winks, nods and that sound effect from the Eric Andre Show where an audience member shouts YES plays. Stopped there, did i miss much?
Captain Marvel should've been her pregnancy storyline. They had Scarlet Witch and Vision availae to have their weird relationship drama too. >don't call me Ms Marvel, call me Carol >Ms Marvel didn't find herself 3 months pregnant yesterday and wake up today 6 months pregnant >Carol Danvers did and Carol Danvers is scared
Is this a thing where all the fat ugly neckbeards who have never even held a woman's hand or kissed one irl and still remain virgins well into their 20's and most likely 40's pretend that this 7/10 is somehow this smoke show 10/10 because they are so ugly they think this meh chick is obtainable somehow to them which makes her hotter or some shit?
or it's the thing where different men have different tastes and preferences in women and aren't autistic enough to convince themselves that their preferences are in any way objective or infallible
Sure it was. I'm pretty charitable towards MCU films and I even legitimately enjoy a handful of them but this one was just a dumpster full of gaudy, excessive, migraine inducing CGI setpieces loosely strung together. Raimi started shooting before there was a completed script,a and it shows. Aside from the usual problems that a multiverse introduces (interchangeable characters, lazy writing, no stakes) the movie constantly spends an agonizingly long time establishing rules only to immediately violate them and then spend a bunch more time explaining why it makes sense to violate them - except the times when it doesn't even bother. The writer just shrugs and says, it's magical stuff, don't worry about it.
The movie consists of a very recognizable and repetitive formula: introduce us to a new alternate universe, spend the next twenty minutes or so stumbling through exposition to explain everything that happened in this other universe that we didn't see, immediately move on to the next alternate universe without doing anything interesting or fun with any of what they introduced, repeat. I'm all for turning my brain off and enjoying something but there are limits, and there has to be some kind of purpose to the story or emotional/character catharsis to justify all the nonsense and meandering around, and in this movie it's like they kept changing their mind about what the point was even supposed to be. It's about overcoming grief and accepting the life that you're living... wait no, it's about overcoming your fears or something. Wait no, it's about letting go. Wait no, it's about believing in yourself. The writer just started panicking and inserting faux emotional moment plug-ins toward the end of the movie because he was vaguely aware that movies are supposed to have those but he didn't know how to get there organically.
The only non-technical Oscar handed out was for best picture for Black Panther. She won't even get nominated, she's white, and the Oscars are moronely woke broken now. No actor or actress has ever been nominated from a Marvel movie, and I don't expect that to change, unless it's a black/brown lesbian.
>always liked Wanda, especially over any other potential female avenger leads >she dies >enjoyed Moon Knight >apparently it won't get another season
I guess I should just give up tbh
>finally give up >make an entire temple fall on your head
Shes dead, bro. But we have another Wanda in another universe who now has powers so who cares.
this is I'M ACTING tier
You wouldn't notice your own dick faking an orgasm, snydercuck.
struck a nerve?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously. Who the frick talks like this? It's like the Emilia Clarke school of I'M ACTING. People wanted her to win all the awards for GOT too and they gave it to Jodie Comer, a real actress.
Why can't she fix her upper lip?
she was hilariously bad
As someone who deals with acute psychosis patients and has given metric frickloads of haldol, ketamine, diazepam, lorazepam, etc. she did a pretty decent job of acting fricking nuts.
all she did was act like a woman.
that's not acting, It's just her being a woman
TOO BAD YOU... WILL DIE
This movie sucked really, every scene and plot point was rushed and it still needed another 30mins for any of the story/emotional beats to land
>multiverse of madness
>one montage of universes before landing in one universe we stay in all of the third act
Should have been a fun/scary romp but instead was fanboy gobbledyasiatic
it was good you're just a homosexual
Yeah man because it's totally gay to not like capeshit.
Look I know you're a troony or shill and couldn't bring yourself to type "homosexual" but next time try not to make it look as obvious.
OK
>doesn't realize yet it's about Wanda's madness
t. 2-digit IQ
>filtered by Raimikino
Ugly prostitute.
Does the movie make sense for someone who hasn't watched Wandavision? She goes children-obsessed all of a sudden.
nope, you have to watch that shit first..
Wandavision is unironically better than this movie. And I liked this movie.
Horrible taste
Why?
No you don't need to watch it. I didn't and I enjoyed the movie a lot
>can't cope with Vision's death in Infinity War
>uses her witchcraft to create a fake town with a fake family and fake children
>gets lost in the fantasy
>gets exposed and decides to drop the spell
>last few minutes of the show she finds an ancient book of evil magic that turns her into the villain you see in this movie
That's all you need to know.
Why isn't she looking for white vision? Or is that too problematic.
White Vision doesn't love her.
The movie tries very hard to not acknowledge Vision for some asinine reason. You only get one mention. I guess they didn't want to figure out how alt-Wanda had children with a robot but they also didn't want to imply the father was someone else so they decided to not mention any father at all.
White Vision isn't her Vision, just some soulless knockoff SWORD made in his image. Also she has no idea White Vision and the copy she made had that moment where they shared memories in the library. She didn't know a version of him is back. No doubt we'll now have some tragic scene of White Vision finding out shes dead in a future movie or show.
Last time she saw him he tried to kill her kek
and endgame... and infinity war... and spiderman 3... and dr strange 1... and what-if... and have some basic knowledge of comic books from 40 years ago...
make it stop...
Wandavision is pretty useless. All you need to know is that Vision has been resurrected but doesn't know how to feel about his existence now and Wanda got a bad book that making her evil.
The movie actually ignores Wandavision
No it doesn’t.
The entire series is her inability to cope with visions death and replacing it with an obsession with children she never had together with him. She keeps trying to hold on to fragments of their life together, even the imaginary ones. She gets the Darkhold during Wandavision. Even after credits scene at the end of Wandavision shows her further descent into madness and leads directly into Strange showing up at her orchard.
I think part of the problem is that the Darkhold wasn't presented as overtly evil in Wandavision- which is probably deliberate in some respect because why would Wanda start using it if she knew what it could do. But we as the audience just think Agatha is a b***h and she has a cool book that Wanda is destined for. So people that don't know what it is look at the post credits scene and think 'oh cool, she's going to learn more magic' rather than 'oh shit she's going to be corrupted'.
Even if you're not familiar with the comics you could infer the book was bad. Agatha had it and she was fricking nuts. Ergo, don't mess with the bad book.
That was the point, she didn't get any true development. She sort of moved past visions death but replaced it with the kids. She just keeps getting worse until it did her in.
>Even if you're not familiar with the comics you could infer the book was bad. Agatha had it and she was fricking nuts. Ergo, don't mess with the bad book.
Again that wasn't enough for everyone. They don't allude to the fact that Agatha is corrupted by it, or that it influenced her in any way- like in the coven scene it would have been a perfect replacement for the vague bad thing she did that angered the other witches.
Which is why they explained what it did, and its origins, in Universe of Madness
Still ignores her character's development from wandavision
Sort of. I loved all the Raimi stuff but the movie is a direct sequel to the events of Wandavision which I hadn’t watched prior.
that's not hard to get, but why is everyone jobbing to her?
In the comics she's the most powerful avenger
>hasn't seen Wandavision
moron, Wanda has the biggest wiener.
Because shes that powerful. She almost soloed Thanos if he hadn't b***hed out. Her power is bending reality. If she can think it, she can probably make it happen. In the comics they had an event where she went insane and as a result all the laws of the universe fell apart.
>not trans
its 2022 already
alright i'm just gonna say it, who the frick is Oscar and why do people keep talking about him
Watched it twice. I think she is the best part. Strange variants needed more air time. Amerimexican needed not to even be in the film. But Wanda was on point most of the time. Having the Illuminati seemed pointless. They were shit. If they spent the entire movie with just Strange and Wanda it would have been top tier.
So the Mouse is paying for it
I got to the part where the mutt asks the strange man doctor if he has had any experience with the multiverse and he turns to the camera, drinks from a can of coke and says "oh, you could say, hehehe, we've had some run ins", then he winks, nods and that sound effect from the Eric Andre Show where an audience member shouts YES plays. Stopped there, did i miss much?
I'M ACTING
finner
was she female joker?
When her accent comes back when she says "I'd never hurt anyone" I got choked up a little, ngl.
Captain Marvel should've been her pregnancy storyline. They had Scarlet Witch and Vision availae to have their weird relationship drama too.
>don't call me Ms Marvel, call me Carol
>Ms Marvel didn't find herself 3 months pregnant yesterday and wake up today 6 months pregnant
>Carol Danvers did and Carol Danvers is scared
I just want a very serious movie about a superhero getting dateraped and none of her friends and fellow heroes really get it.
Like they're supportive but in the sense they think she's a bawd who fricks so many guys she doesn't know who the father is.
kys
It's an MCU movie.
There have been about 5 trillion of them. They're all the same.
What exactly are you expecting?
Wandavision >>>>
she’s really beautiful
Where did you get these pictures
just googled lol
you’re high
But she's in her bra
Solid 7.
>That necklace
What did she mean by this?
I'm left handed and do the same thing.
She looks soft...
i want her to hold me
cute fridge
i like tummy
her husband is so ugly
she deserves better
many such cases
s-she c-cute...
You just know she will age badly
she’s 33 & still looks great. i think she’ll age well because she looks healthy and fertile unlike 90% of women in entertainment
Have you seen her sisters
Her chainsmoking, eating disordered, bogpilled sisters' lifestyle choices have no bearing on how she herself will age, zoomer.
She's only a few bad choices away from looking like that
Of course, she's a white woman. That is the line they walk. Doesn't change what I said though.
Nice
Is this a thing where all the fat ugly neckbeards who have never even held a woman's hand or kissed one irl and still remain virgins well into their 20's and most likely 40's pretend that this 7/10 is somehow this smoke show 10/10 because they are so ugly they think this meh chick is obtainable somehow to them which makes her hotter or some shit?
or it's the thing where different men have different tastes and preferences in women and aren't autistic enough to convince themselves that their preferences are in any way objective or infallible
chill out. she’s extremely cute and just my type
she was fantastic, too bad the movie was fricking awful and no amount of quality acting could redeem it
it wasn't awful
Sure it was. I'm pretty charitable towards MCU films and I even legitimately enjoy a handful of them but this one was just a dumpster full of gaudy, excessive, migraine inducing CGI setpieces loosely strung together. Raimi started shooting before there was a completed script,a and it shows. Aside from the usual problems that a multiverse introduces (interchangeable characters, lazy writing, no stakes) the movie constantly spends an agonizingly long time establishing rules only to immediately violate them and then spend a bunch more time explaining why it makes sense to violate them - except the times when it doesn't even bother. The writer just shrugs and says, it's magical stuff, don't worry about it.
The movie consists of a very recognizable and repetitive formula: introduce us to a new alternate universe, spend the next twenty minutes or so stumbling through exposition to explain everything that happened in this other universe that we didn't see, immediately move on to the next alternate universe without doing anything interesting or fun with any of what they introduced, repeat. I'm all for turning my brain off and enjoying something but there are limits, and there has to be some kind of purpose to the story or emotional/character catharsis to justify all the nonsense and meandering around, and in this movie it's like they kept changing their mind about what the point was even supposed to be. It's about overcoming grief and accepting the life that you're living... wait no, it's about overcoming your fears or something. Wait no, it's about letting go. Wait no, it's about believing in yourself. The writer just started panicking and inserting faux emotional moment plug-ins toward the end of the movie because he was vaguely aware that movies are supposed to have those but he didn't know how to get there organically.
You think I'm gonna read that shit? Lol homosexual
I'M ACTING is just another autistic cope for not having any real criticisms or valid arguments, it's just like describing a film as "dishonest"
Women don't have to act. This shit is natural to them.
tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel
The only non-technical Oscar handed out was for best picture for Black Panther. She won't even get nominated, she's white, and the Oscars are moronely woke broken now. No actor or actress has ever been nominated from a Marvel movie, and I don't expect that to change, unless it's a black/brown lesbian.
>middle is the same face i make when i see a kid at work
I think it's over for me, bros...
I LOVE HER AAAAA
Imagine cumming on that face
lovingly and respectfully
wrong.
wanda exists exclusively to be cummed inside.
strange is a fricking homosexual for not immediately offering to give her babies
>always liked Wanda, especially over any other potential female avenger leads
>she dies
>enjoyed Moon Knight
>apparently it won't get another season
I guess I should just give up tbh
>she dies
She doesn't
>finally give up
>make an entire temple fall on your head
Shes dead, bro. But we have another Wanda in another universe who now has powers so who cares.
She's not dead.
I mean yeah, there was that flash of red so they'll bring her back later on, I'm just assuming the worst
That was her popping like Reed Richards head
I want to make love with her while she makes those expressions
She is pure sex
so incredibly true
bros…
She definitely fricks hunks while her husband is away on business trips. Remember that women can't be satisfied with only one man in their lives.
nevertheless, i would simply do my best to keep her satisfied
t. neither hunk nor husband.
The frick is this guy, get away from her you filthy homosexual
that should be me
LIZZIEBROS I DON'T FEEL SO WELL
That webm of her pissing herself was pretty gross, it's still on my mind.
Does this man still have the power for it?
Fat frick
I don't remember her saying that when I watched it
Olsen likes to be called mommy
I want daddy