>and how long do you spend planning pranks on your autistic coworker?
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>and how long do you spend planning pranks on your autistic coworker?
>and how long do you spend planning pranks on your autistic coworker?
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Dwight wasnt autistic.
he was "a lil weird" which is now the main diagnostic criterion in the newest dsm (from what i gather on tiktok)
He plays essentially a more spectrummy version of the same character in 6 Feet Under and that dude is Very autistic.
He was inbreed and German, not autistic.
it's inbred, moron
Dwight should have gone into jims house while jim was asleep and tied him to his bed with zip ties and doused him in acetone. Then, after jim’s cries of agony from the harsh chemical on skin dwight should have thrown a lit match on him and immolated him
That would have been a hilarious scene in the show if the writers had decided to take that route
That actually was an episode they filmed but scrapped during editing
I dont think that'd be funny at all.
This plus giving Pam a wedgie, haha
Too far man
Haha, its just a prank dude
I bet it would be kinda embarrassing though
What kind of panties do you think she would wear? haha
A front wedgie. *Pumps fist and woofs like Aresenio Hall*
>All in the game, String
This was probably the most realistic the ever was. Anyone that's worked for a big company knows that every once in a while corporate sends over someone or a team of people in order to increase productivity, and of course everything you're doing is wrong. It's like whatever Alec Baldwin was in Glengarry Glen Ross, and for some reason they always pick one person to humiliate in front of everyone else, that person usually being someone who is quite popular. It happens in the trades too unfortunately. I had a guy that was yelling at the forklift operators to honk at the turns, and then I do it while he's on the phone and he goes "can't you see I'm on the phone?"
Then people wonder why nobody wants to work. The secret to dealing with those people though is to throw bureaucratic red tape at them straight from the training videos.
How was Charles a bad manager? The whole office was obsessed with pranks and parties. He put a stop to that to work.
Because the office was objectively already running efficiently they were exceeding sale exceptions despite the rest of the company failing and then he proceeds to piss off the second best salesman and cause Michael, someone with alot of high value clients to quit. I would put the blame more on Wallace though, there was no reason to have Charles set up shop in the companies most successful branch, he should have sent him to a less successful branch in an area with more potential clients.
idiot
not a counter argument
Charles was probably spending a day on each branch to get a feel on how business there was conducted, it was just bad luck he decided to go to Scranton on Michael's anniversary when he would be acting even more autistic than usual. But yeah Wallace was the most responsible for the entire situation.
>The secret to dealing with those people though is to throw bureaucratic red tape at them straight from the training videos
that works, or find a bigger fish in the company to attach yourself to
>workplace being renovated
>mistakes being made
>employees point out mistakes to person in charge of renovation
>they do not give a frick at all, they are there to get paid for completing a job, not to do things "right"
>i start replying to the weekly bullshit emails from higher-ups, casually pointing out the difficulties brought upon by the renovation frick-ups
>higher-ups make a personal appearance unannounced the following week
>guy leading renovations 180's his attitude and approach to work when they are around
>I begin loudly announcing problems when higher-ups in earshot
>"WOW it sure is HARD getting in here now that this bit of wood is sticking out where it shouldn't be"
>"man it bothers me seeing our clients inconvenienced by the idiotic layout of the lounge area"
>higher-ups quietly ask employees for a list of problems
>i provide dozens of examples without needing to consider it much at all
>renovation guy notices it's me being the squeaky wheel
>he starts shit-talking me whenever the opportunity arises
>i begin asking clients how they feel with some quickly whipped up comment cards
>unanimously "it was better before"
>this leads into the higher-ups getting real mad at renovation guy and now they are questioning everything being done at our location
>renovation guys' only defense was my unauthorized surveying of our clients and the higher-ups are having none of it
>i become invulnerable, anyone crapping on me is seen to be defending renovations
>end up getting a better job right in the middle of that whole fiasco, leave and never have a reason to talk to anyone there again
>told to do something
>scolded or reprimanded for doing it
I've exerperienced this so many times in my worling life. I think the vast majority of cases are superiors just arbitrarily using their authority. But it's a great way to drive workers insane and to finally quit.
In all honesty Pam should've been fricked by her boss at least like three times. I forget his name. Steve Carrell.
she did
When?
All we know for sure is that they used to take baths together and she has intimate knowledge of his penis. Also she probably at least gave the sound guy a blowie.
Pam was supposed to cheat on Jim with the sound guy but the fans didn’t like it.
Pretty sure Erin was supposed to be in a relationship with Michael and then it got scrapped and reworked for Ed Helms shitty character.
Didn't she see Michael's micropenis in one episode? I doubt that
She didn't see where it started but she saw where it ends.
I always stop watching the office after season 3, maybe 4, the rest is just not it.
for me its when they introduce that female boss, the fat southern one, and gabe and erin
that was when it lost its magic and when they wanted the big bang theory audience (which isnt me)
i hate the 2010s so much, its when i stopped watching television shows
you are a fragile little b***h
Now that the dust has settled, what the frick is a run down?
A summary
Make some bullet points
You can't say "bullet" points anymore. That's offensive.
It’s a list of clients and pending sales. Basically it’s what you do just before firing someone.
He was trying to fire Jim?
Yes.
1-3: peak seasons
4-5: weaker but still good
6-7: watchable
8-9: garbage
Anything after 5 is unwatchable normieslop
The Office is normie slop, full stop. Once people say they like The Office but aren't referring to the UK version I immediately think less of their overall tastes, and I'm usually right. The epitome of normie shit.
the office uk sucks donkey dicks too man
You know a thing or two about blowing donkey dicks you bloody yank
fricking liar. It's literally all the same except the last seasons had more goofy cartoony actions, and some of the characters were at their absolute best. Dwight marrying Angela was so great. Now go drink a fricking liter of onions m1lk you fricking homosexual who will never see heaven.
Only other thing that was different was season 1 which was an entirely different show, literally.
My coworkes have told me multiple times I'm like Dwight from the office but cute, like I was written by a woman. I am the assistant manager and have my workstation decorated with military stuff and everything.
ick
i gave my autistic coworker a Conkers Bad Fur Day fridge magnet
I know how you spend your time, Jim.
I loved the joke about how all the white females in the office went crazy over him, and him implying that it's a regular thing he's used to.
The only unrealistic part was implying that an Indian girl would fall for him too. The writers have clearly never seen what happens when black people walk into an Indian-owned convenience store.
>first day as manager wear a gun into the office and fire it almost killing your coworker or someone in an office below and actually damaging your coworkers hearing, likely permanently
>actually autistic morons on Cinemaphile will identify with you for decades
classic
I'm a diagnozed sperg (got the papers homie) and Dwight does not represent me.
He's an autist written by someone whose never had to interact with an autist. Like someone googled a checklist of Asperger symptoms and only picked the funny ones.
Characters like Dwight and Sheldon have set us back so far.
>Michael Scott had canonically watched The Wire in Season 4 yet he makes no comment on the fact that Charles Miner looks exactly like Stringer Bell
Dropped.
what about the lady he marries? wasnt she on the wire as well?
You’re all a bunch of choads.
>becomes the fall guy in the end
did his character really deserve all that?